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*I AM A REAL VAMPIRE* I WILL ANSWER ALL YOUR QUESTONS*

 
lilylilylily987
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04/10/2012 07:54 PM
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Yes i am infact a real Vampire and i am tired of hiding in the shadows i feal the need to step into the light and what better place to spread the truth than GLP so ask me any questions that you wish
 Quoting: valentine 386334

Why all the juvenile homoerotic claptrap?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 579551



hi. im lily. i always wanted to be a vampire. how do you become and vampire. i dont care if it hurts to be bitten. tell me. please
Anonymous Coward
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04/13/2012 08:36 PM
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Yes i am infact a real Vampire and i am tired of hiding in the shadows i feal the need to step into the light and what better place to spread the truth than GLP so ask me any questions that you wish
 Quoting: valentine 386334


how old are you?
Anonymous Coward
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04/16/2012 05:41 PM
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do you know anyone who is able to turn me into a vampire? please it has always been my dream to become one, i have done alot of research on this, and i know the consequences...please if possible could you help me? i hope you would consider it. contact me at cheetahwinx
@gmail.com if interested..thank you
Anonymous Coward
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05/21/2012 11:34 AM
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Hiya im 11 and want to know if i'm a vamp too. I am pale compared to my school and i hate sunlight. It gives me headache and hurts my eyes. I fell energetic around night but in the day i'm tired as hell. Whenever i see blood i feel hungry and when i bleed....i drink it :P i would like 2 know if i'm a vamp, thanks :D:pope2:[/youtube][youtube]
dedee105
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07/11/2012 11:30 PM
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would you kill any one or turn any one that is about 13 yrs old on there birthday party on july 13 in nights fary ??adoreadore
Anonymous Coward
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07/11/2012 11:36 PM
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who or what is the one you seek?
Aung Aung07

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07/15/2012 07:58 AM
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how do i do
i want to be a vampire
Aung Aung
Brian
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07/24/2012 07:29 PM
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Can you make me a vampire tonight plz im done with this life
IlovetheForbidden

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09/05/2012 07:43 AM
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Yes i am infact a real Vampire and i am tired of hiding in the shadows i feal the need to step into the light and what better place to spread the truth than GLP so ask me any questions that you wish
 Quoting: valentine 386334


How often do you feel the need for blood?
There's no earthly way of knowing
Which direction we are going
There's no knowing where we're going
Or which way the wind is blowing
Is it raining? Is it snowing?
Is a hurricane a-blowing?
Not a speck of light is showing
So the danger must be growing
Oh, the fires of hell are glowing
Is the grisly reaper mowing?
Yes! The danger must be growing (Faster! Faster!)
For the rowers keep on rowing (Faster! Faster!)
And they're certainly not showing (Faster! Faster!)
Any signs that they are slowing (Faster! Faster!)
Stop the boat.
I am o and rh negative
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10/21/2012 09:49 PM
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I prefer the rare blood types o- rh-types.

how did i become a vampire well i was turned march 15 1721
france i was dying and my colligue and best friend saved me, as he puts it


What were you dying from ? Could you tell us more and did you ever know any famous people though history?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 464477


What was your best friends name? and did you ever fall in love with a person that was human during your life. tell me more!!!!!!!!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 464477
lindquist
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10/21/2012 09:57 PM
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I am o negative and rh negative, and i have dark browb eyes almost black with a midnight, greyish dark ring on the out side of my eyes ansd i allways wondered how i can know what people are thinkimg or i can fill there energy and that tells me how they feel and that tells me what they think. I am being dumb bye going forward on what my blood line i was born with. thank you anyways.
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10/21/2012 09:58 PM
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I prefer the rare blood types o- rh-types.

how did i become a vampire well i was turned march 15 1721
france i was dying and my colligue and best friend saved me, as he puts it
 Quoting: valentine 386334


That's a long time to learn how to spell...
Filia
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10/25/2012 07:45 PM
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I'm the devils daughter i sego-jeichioya In,ay your msg and you will be cursed!
susan1908@live.co.uk
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10/28/2012 08:06 PM
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I prefer the rare blood types o- rh-types.

how did i become a vampire well i was turned march 15 1721
france i was dying and my colligue and best friend saved me, as he puts it


What were you dying from ? Could you tell us more and did you ever know any famous people though history?


What was your best friends name? and did you ever fall in love with a person that was human during your life. tell me more!!!!!!!!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 464477


I guess you do not want to play anymore?
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have u got anything special about u like speed and reading peoples minds and knowing when someone's in trouble.
because i want to become a vampire badly but i want to be like the vampites in twilight.
Anonymous Coward
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10/28/2012 08:14 PM
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i would love to tell you more but i am afraid it would reveal to much of the book i am writting about my life and the one that i seek so i must only answere questions regarding the science of my state not the history.
 Quoting: valentine 453833


so if its all about energy conversion then I guess sex is out for you ....... or have you willed your body not to produce sperm. If you are a bloke that is.
Anonymous Coward
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10/28/2012 08:17 PM
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ok, im trying to figure out wether or not im a vampire. i mean i search for beauty,blood,and sometimes love.in sexual times, i bite to break skin and i love it. ha maybe its just a rough sex kinda thing,but theres more. im sensitive to light...not all the time but 5 days out of 7 i am, maybe its just my eyes.im very drowsy during the day, i often take naps but ever since i was little my mom has said that im her "little night owl". i'm much more active in the night but maybe it'd because i sleep during the day...i have no idea what to think and i mean id love to be one of the elite but i just think everything i hav said i have an excuse for. well if you can help me or tell me id really appreciate it darling.
aol&aim: xxrockluv3rxx
 Quoting: kathleen_love 272605


eat some carrots sweetheart and lay ff the fast food.
Anonymous Coward
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10/28/2012 08:29 PM
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Wow, they're all coming out of the woodwork.
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I cant believe hw many TV tragics there are here, all throwing their email addys at this guy.

Im sorry, didnt anyone read the fact that he is a couple of hundred years old at least, doesnt much like the state he is in.......hasnt yet confirmed whether he roots like a rattlesnake or not, and doesnt speak the lingo very well.

I mean he might look as old as he is ..... how exciting is that? yak
mansi
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11/08/2012 01:54 AM
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do gay men let you feed from their dicks ??
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I was not expecting this, and lol'ed.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 9811080


can u please turn me into a vampire
Ghost
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11/09/2012 06:52 PM
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So, your a vampire. Well if you really are one would you mind if i asked you some questions?
Ghosy
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11/09/2012 06:55 PM
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If you want to you can send me a message at kevine55@yahoo.com
Ghost
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11/09/2012 06:56 PM
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If you want to you can send me a message at kevine55@yahoo.com
Ghost
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If you want to you can send me a message at kevine55@yahoo.com
Ghost
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11/09/2012 06:56 PM
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If you want to you can send me a message at kevine55@yahoo.com
Anonymous Coward
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11/12/2012 06:57 AM
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what blood type do you prefer?

do you prefer non smokers?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 440311


how you make vampire
Anonymous Coward
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11/12/2012 07:01 AM
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how do i do
i want to be a vampire
 Quoting: Aung Aung07


which blood you like
Anonymous Coward
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11/12/2012 07:27 AM
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We deserve to wiped out - people asking how to become a vampire? I'm saddened by how far we have sunk. The Twilight generation wandering around wondering how you become a fictional character? Why not be Superman or Mickey Mouse - why a murderous fictional creature? Get a life you morons.
Anonymous Coward
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11/12/2012 07:29 AM
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Does your dad still live under a marmer floor ?
Anonymous Coward
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11/12/2012 07:32 AM
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You are "Real Stupid"
Anonymous Coward
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11/12/2012 07:32 AM
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In nonsense storages ?
Anonymous Coward
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11/12/2012 07:36 AM
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BITE ME iamwith

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