*I AM A REAL VAMPIRE* I WILL ANSWER ALL YOUR QUESTONS*

Would make a great pee in your pants laughing movies.

But anyway sure not true.

I'm going to vouch for this person. He's a low class level vampire (his mother was a vampire, his daddy human).

He has 20% of the power that comes with being that class of vampire. I'm sure he has lots to say, but I wouldn't buy it. The 100% vampires with real blood in them, they're very interesting!

when sinking your fangs into the lily white neck of some nubile virgin dont you imagine that its really a throbbing swollen distended elephant cock and that the hot viscous fluid your lapping up with your pestilent fangs is really gobs and gobs of bubbly pachyderm jizz your sucking down like a pathetic little lamprey? mmmmmmmmm?

how did u turn into one

Are you really a vampire? Please tell me. I i really want to meet you. Please reply back soon. Am very eager

Valinetine please can u mail me i really want to knw about u.
chipmunk_ashanti@yahoo.co.in
Please do reply on this id. I will wait for your mail paitently and i hope that one day you would mail me. Take care.

Please turn me into a vampire. My email is aquaocean27@gmail.com.

will you turn me to a vampire and send me a cloak.. just email me first allybrat@att.net

hello sir

hello sir i m looking for real vampire

I find that anyone who claims to be over 400 years old is way over exaggerating. I myself am a psychic vampire and find that any pompous illerate idiot who posts ridiculous accusations of being over 110 needs to find a new hooby that they can lie better about. Next time you make u ridiculous ausations about being a creature like for ex: a mermaid, ge our facts right.

wont you burn to ashes if you do that?

Can u turn me? If you are real and not a fake or poser or creep email me: taythomas9916@gmail.com

what is your number?
[googlevid]

what state do u live in?
and what is your number? lugo.cassandra1678@.gmail.com plzzz right back at my email plzz o.o

ok some people may be giving this person crap for claiming to be a vampire but guess what weather he is or isnt stop hasseling them about changing you or their life choice. fuck off and just let them be i seriously doubt that they meant to be bombarded with "oh my life sucks change me" u know what i wanna be a vampire to but for some actual reasons not some stupid childish fantasy of how awesome it is to become one. and even if they arent its none of your concern if ur gonna be a dick and make fun of people do it on douche bag.net cause thats what u r. thanks
blessed be

Oh dear, not another one of these threads. Look if you want to know if you are a real vampire, just go to this site (DONT DO THE IRON TEST ITS DANGEROUS) [link to www.vampirewebsite.net] Anyway, whoever made this thread, well done for telling people who you are, just ignore any ignorent people that try to insult you or who don't believe you. I too am a Real Vampire/ Vampyre. And NO you cant just become a vampire by being bitten. And we get human blood from people nice enough to donate to us, or we use animal blood.

Thank You,
-Jack-

if youre a real vampire i want you to turn me.

Hi im fasinated of ur story its really amaising im into vampiers I would like to b one but in a way im scared n u say u cant b too young or to old im in between im only 28 id that a good age to b one well I hope to hear from u soon :)

dude, if you were a real vampire, you wouldn't be stupid enough to put it on the internet. and if you are then clearly youre a FUCKING IDIOT! species of the unknown like vampires and werewolves don't paint a sign on their backs saying i'm a vampire, waiting for some vampire hunter to find and kill them.

Can you them me into a vampire?
Email me at: fogle.j123@gmail.com

I am not especially important..Im a single mom and hair dresser..i am aseeker of thru truth only..Im not one to stand judge and jury for anyone. It is interesting what i have been reading here..i have also been reading about other ancient immortals as well..anyway..nice meeting u

...deedee