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*I AM A REAL VAMPIRE* I WILL ANSWER ALL YOUR QUESTONS*

 
Anonymous Coward
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07/07/2008 04:32 PM
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I prefer the rare blood types o- rh-types.

how did i become a vampire well i was turned march 15 1721
france i was dying and my colligue and best friend saved me, as he puts it


What were you dying from ? Could you tell us more and did you ever know any famous people though history?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 464477


What was your best friends name? and did you ever fall in love with a person that was human during your life. tell me more!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous Coward
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07/07/2008 04:35 PM
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I prefer the rare blood types o- rh-types.

how did i become a vampire well i was turned march 15 1721
france i was dying and my colligue and best friend saved me, as he puts it


What were you dying from ? Could you tell us more and did you ever know any famous people though history?


What was your best friends name? and did you ever fall in love with a person that was human during your life. tell me more!!!!!!!!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 464477


I guess you do not want to play anymore?
valentine
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07/07/2008 05:15 PM
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i would love to tell you more but i am afraid it would reveal to much of the book i am writting about my life and the one that i seek so i must only answere questions regarding the science of my state not the history.
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07/07/2008 05:17 PM
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There is no such thing as a vampire. Come on guys!

I'll give you a few hints:

1)Bats carry it

2)It makes those infected with it try to bite others

3)It causes insomnia (up all night)

4)It makes its victims extremely sensitive to light

5)Just as OP stated - it takes time for it to become active - 14-90 days.

6)There was an outbreak of this disease in the 1720's.

7)It is almost universally fatal (only a few have survived)

WHAT IS IT?

Sounds like Rabies to me :)
 Quoting: OxygenX



YES!
Anonymous Coward
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07/07/2008 05:21 PM
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i would love to tell you more but i am afraid it would reveal to much of the book i am writting about my life and the one that i seek ...
 Quoting: valentine 453833

Flag Day! bsflag bsflag bsflag bsflag bsflag bsflag bsflag
valentine
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07/07/2008 05:21 PM
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how can i tell if someone has aids. well thats difficult for even me to understand i suppose i would have to compare it to dogs thast can "smell" cancer in a human being i was not trained like them but i can somehow sense the sickness inside of them the lowered emune system the week body their heart beat seemes different although it all depends on how far along in the disseas they are if it is still hiv and has not transgressed into aids then the signs would be less aparent nevertheless i would stay away from them its better not to find out what that disease would do to my system.
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07/07/2008 05:29 PM
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I believe that I have been infected also. I can no longer tolerate direct sunlight, and the urge to feed is increasing daily. Are there any way you have found to control the onset of this?
Fan Helsing
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07/07/2008 06:19 PM
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Do you suck blood from gay people?
valentine
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07/07/2008 06:30 PM
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I believe that I have been infected also. I can no longer tolerate direct sunlight, and the urge to feed is increasing daily. Are there any way you have found to control the onset of this?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 464504

well this all depends on how you have become infected who ever infectedf you must be the one with whom you speek to it is up to them to teach you how to control these "urges" but i will say that until you have more power over yourself you should practice percaution everywere you go do not go into crowded places or hospitals any place were blood could potentialy have contact with the air, if you smell blood remove yourself from the area as soon as possible but i urge you to find the one who infected you they are souly responsible for whatever you do.
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Let me see.... Do you ever just snack on mosquitoes?
As proud children of science and reason, we have made ourselves the orphans of wisdom.....
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07/07/2008 06:59 PM
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I believe that I have been infected also. I can no longer tolerate direct sunlight, and the urge to feed is increasing daily. Are there any way you have found to control the onset of this?

well this all depends on how you have become infected who ever infectedf you must be the one with whom you speek to it is up to them to teach you how to control these "urges" but i will say that until you have more power over yourself you should practice percaution everywere you go do not go into crowded places or hospitals any place were blood could potentialy have contact with the air, if you smell blood remove yourself from the area as soon as possible but i urge you to find the one who infected you they are souly responsible for whatever you do.
 Quoting: valentine 453833


It was a doctor that treated me as a child. I was near death and when this doctor was assigned my case I had a sudden improvement in my condition. My present "condition" has been slow in manifesting itself, but as of late has rapidly progressed. I believe my doctor only meant well in what he did as did your friend.

Regards

X
Anonymous Coward
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07/07/2008 09:36 PM
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bump
Anonymous Coward
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07/07/2008 11:43 PM
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how can you post at 2pm? aren't vampires supposed to be asleep during the day?
So What I Smoke Weed

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07/08/2008 12:06 AM
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Do you sweat?
Anonymous Coward
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07/08/2008 02:21 AM
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do u have any specil powers other then having a long life,
Anonymous Coward
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07/08/2008 02:26 AM
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So OP, you rape others for their blood??????
Anonymous Coward
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07/08/2008 10:00 AM
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When will you be done with your book and where can we get it.
Anonymous Coward
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07/08/2008 10:11 AM
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I prefer the rare blood types o- rh-types.

how did i become a vampire well i was turned march 15 1721
france i was dying and my colligue and best friend saved me, as he puts it
 Quoting: valentine 386334


what the heck? you are copying the story of "INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE".
Anonymous Coward
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07/08/2008 10:27 AM
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BS -- you just have porphyria.
Anonymous Coward
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07/08/2008 11:06 AM
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How many other vampires do you know? are there many? is there some sort of secret club? or a code that you must abide to? a vampire leader?

what are your sleeping arrangements like? when, where and how long do you sleep?

i would also like to know if you have any special powers other than long-life.
Anonymous Coward
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07/08/2008 11:08 AM
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oh also, do you eat/drink normal human food/liquids or is it just blood?
Anonymous Coward
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07/08/2008 11:18 AM
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What a load of malarkey. You are not a vampire and you are no older than a normal human.

You know better than to mess with the weak of will. Shame on you. Your punishment will be fitting of your actions.
Anonymous Coward
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07/08/2008 05:00 PM
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Let me see.... Do you ever just snack on mosquitoes?
 Quoting: Angel_Eyes

1rof1 best laugh of the day! Thanks!
Anonymous Coward
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07/10/2008 02:58 PM
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i would love to tell you more but i am afraid it would reveal to much of the book i am writting about my life and the one that i seek so i must only answere questions regarding the science of my state not the history.
 Quoting: valentine 453833


I AM A REAL VAMPIRE* I WILL ANSWER ALL YOUR QUESTONS* Ok why start something and not finish it, you are no fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You want answers?
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07/16/2008 06:44 PM
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It's pathetic how you all believe Valentine.rant
*excluding Coward*
Vampires do exist but what valentine describes sounds more like dracula than anything else. *AKA F- A- K- E *

here's how i know.
A. i happen to be a psi/sang vampire myself
b. vampires arent immortal.
c. you cant tell what type of blood you happen to be drinking.
d. vampires dont die if they go outside, infact ive got quite a nice tan as of right now
e. THERE ISNT SUCH THING AS TURNING.
f. anyone can have sensitive eyes.
and,
well valentine is full of b.s.bsflag

xx
ladyian
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07/16/2008 06:45 PM

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I prefer the rare blood types o- rh-types.

how did i become a vampire well i was turned march 15 1721
france i was dying and my colligue and best friend saved me, as he puts it
 Quoting: valentine 386334



Three centuries and you can't spell or use correct grammar?


hmmm...
:coexistt:


glptrainer(at)yahoo.com
Anonymous Coward
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07/16/2008 07:03 PM
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I met someone when I was 17 who revealed to me that he was a vampire, alive for over 400 years. This was before Anne Rice's novels. I freaked and never saw him again.

is your name manfred?
Anonymous Coward
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07/16/2008 07:16 PM
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oh for fuck's sake, i can't read anymore from this illiterate 300 year old high school drop out.

a keyboard does not cause bad spelling...your lack of education does.
Anonymous Coward
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07/16/2008 07:20 PM
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Vampire's Suck!
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07/16/2008 08:02 PM
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So after your ever-so-long stint on earth, you claim you have mastered spelling and grammar “but <you> have not yet mastered the key board”. You say you were “changed” in 1721. The qwerty placement of a keyboard (i.e. regular old typewriter) was invented in 1875… a mere 154 years after you were transformed (into a 283 + / - year old blood-sucking, 12-step-human-feeder’s anonymous attending, *made other arrangements* to eat freakazoid) . So you’re trying to say that after 133 years, you still can’t seem to find HOMEROW?!! BloodBank of the Redwoods can kiss my butt the next time they try to get me to donate my 0- blood for some random shortage. I’ll be DAMNED (HAHA!! Get it? Damned? *wink*) if they think I’m a soup-kitchen for the lost boys! Honestly… I’m not going to slam you for being an idiot. I’m stuck at my government job in a place that’s hotter than hell with only 11 minutes left in my day but I’d rather stay here and surf the internet and use THEIR a/c than go out to my car where it’s 150 degrees where I can fight traffic for the next 2 hours. Instead, I’m going to thank you because you made me laugh harder than I have in a long time so Kudo’s!! 5a

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