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*I AM A REAL VAMPIRE* I WILL ANSWER ALL YOUR QUESTONS*

 
kathleen_love
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07/23/2008 02:26 AM
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ok, im trying to figure out wether or not im a vampire. i mean i search for beauty,blood,and sometimes love.in sexual times, i bite to break skin and i love it. ha maybe its just a rough sex kinda thing,but theres more. im sensitive to light...not all the time but 5 days out of 7 i am, maybe its just my eyes.im very drowsy during the day, i often take naps but ever since i was little my mom has said that im her "little night owl". i'm much more active in the night but maybe it'd because i sleep during the day...i have no idea what to think and i mean id love to be one of the elite but i just think everything i hav said i have an excuse for. well if you can help me or tell me id really appreciate it darling.
aol&aim: xxrockluv3rxx
cooper
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08/03/2008 11:46 AM
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what a load of tosh!
Concerned citizen
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08/07/2008 07:39 PM
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ok ive always been interested in stuff that is out of this world
like sci-fi shit
are vampires really real
and im talking about suck blood, supernatural, godess, looking ppl
nt wanna beez
if they are real show me
like im serious nt sum edited stuff REAL
real: factual, non fony, actually proven.
email me paloma-b@live.com
Anonymous Coward
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08/07/2008 07:59 PM
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Sorry Kiddos Vampires are not real. You are true blue in the flesh human beings. One day you will look back at this phase and wonder what the hell you were thinking.

LOL kids. They are cute aren't they?
Anonymous Coward
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08/07/2008 08:19 PM
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You moderns are boring.

I think I'll sleep through this silly century.
Anonymous Coward
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08/07/2008 08:31 PM
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I prefer the rare blood types o- rh-types.

how did i become a vampire well i was turned march 15 1721
france i was dying and my colligue and best friend saved me, as he puts it
 Quoting: valentine 386334



come on now. that's right out of the Twlight series by Stephanie Meyere. Those are some of the greatest books ive read. Quit stealing her ideas!
FairyFinder

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08/07/2008 08:36 PM
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Before anyone else corrects me, yes I spelt Meyer wrong. I'm not an idoit, just a horrible typer.
COVEN VS. COVEN KNIGHT
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08/07/2008 08:38 PM
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TELL US WHO MAGGIE AND LIAM ARE IN THE IRISH CLAN OF VAMPIRES IN THE MEYER TWILIGHT SERIES. ARE THEY NORTHERN IRISH OR IRISH REPUBLIC SHAPESHIFTERS? A BET'S RIDIN ON IT.
FairyFinder

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08/08/2008 01:06 AM
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I'll honestly admit that I dont know. I'm not obsessed with the series as anyone who would know that obscure trivia question, I just enjoy the novels. I pointed out his plagiarism because it was obvious.
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08/08/2008 06:03 PM
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I prefer the rare blood types o- rh-types.

how did i become a vampire well i was turned march 15 1721
france i was dying and my colligue and best friend saved me, as he puts it


What were you dying from ? Could you tell us more and did you ever know any famous people though history?


What was your best friends name? and did you ever fall in love with a person that was human during your life. tell me more!!!!!!!!!!
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It sounds dark but do you do transfer services? Like turn others into vampires? Also if one is turned to a vampire do they really stay in the same form of age when they were turned. Explain please.
bethany
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08/09/2008 07:55 PM
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how do you find vampires?|
I prefer the rare blood types o- rh-types.

how did i become a vampire well i was turned march 15 1721
france i was dying and my colligue and best friend saved me, as he puts it


What were you dying from ? Could you tell us more and did you ever know any famous people though history?


What was your best friends name? and did you ever fall in love with a person that was human during your life. tell me more!!!!!!!!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 464477

G
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08/22/2008 02:04 PM
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interesting
G
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08/22/2008 02:13 PM
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i would like to know more on how your body works in the way of digesting and removal of waste from the system.
G
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08/22/2008 02:35 PM
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how about the use of drugs/alcohol. do these things have altering effects on your actions such as in humans? and is there any substance that effects you like drugs or alcohol would in a human, but yet has no effects on humans?last but not least, what scares you?
G
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08/22/2008 02:40 PM
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also, to whom do you yield?
G
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08/23/2008 03:41 AM
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so, why is it that 12 hours later,hope you have had enough rest, I get the same answers to my feeble questions that i get from any other"i am a vampire site" nothing. thanks for the insite.
Anonymous Coward
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08/23/2008 04:42 AM
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The Origins of the Vampire

The earliest written records describe the ancient Gods as Vampires.

Osiris and Isis of ancient Egypt. Enki and Inanna of ancient Sumer. Rama and Krishna of ancient India. Chang Ling of China. Quetzalcóatl of Mexico.

The ancient records state that the Gods held humans as servants to bring to Them an Elixir of Life in Their Temples. This Elixir, or Lifeforce, often referred to as “ambrosia”, “soma”, “wine”, or “blood”, is now called prana, ch'i or ki.

The Per-em-hru or The Book of Coming Forth By Day (The Egyptian Book of the Dead) described how the Gods would go forth to seek out Lifeforce from the mortal population.

With the collapse of the early priesthoods, Those Who Came Forth to Feed upon humankind
Came to be known as Vampires.

Their nightly incursions into the world of men have been shrouded in the imagery of the mythic vampire, the werewolf, the fairy, and in modern times, the alien abduction.
Anonymous Coward
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08/23/2008 12:13 PM
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Do vampires have lots of sex? Or being an undead, there's a loss of blood flow to your member? hehehe
G
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08/25/2008 05:45 AM
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Is there actually someone who answers the questions?
melissa
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08/26/2008 04:12 PM
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prov to me u r a real vampire ... I feel like your one of the poserss
Marcel
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09/02/2008 01:23 AM
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So vampire are real ? i am just curious..... are there different types of Vampire ?
Do you all have a religion ?
Anonymous Coward
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09/02/2008 04:49 AM
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So vampire are real ? i am just curious..... are there different types of Vampire ?
Do you all have a religion ?
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No vampires aren't rule. Sheesh
Anonymous Coward
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09/02/2008 04:49 AM
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So vampire are real ? i am just curious..... are there different types of Vampire ?
Do you all have a religion ?



No vampires aren't rule. Sheesh
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 489119



I mean real
Zoot

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09/02/2008 10:42 AM
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How do you get vitamin D?

How do you get carbs?

How do you collect your welfare check, as its closed when dark?

Is the language on your keyboard set to Transilvanian?

Are you completely mad - or just working towards it?
There are a terrible lot of lies going around the world, and the worst of it is half of them are true.
Sir Winston Churchill
K_D

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09/02/2008 11:14 AM
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Have any relatives in Pontianak Indonesia ?
silence is golden....
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09/02/2008 11:20 AM
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and I am a real werewolf
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09/02/2008 11:28 AM
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ok, im trying to figure out wether or not im a vampire. i mean i search for beauty,blood,and sometimes love.in sexual times, i bite to break skin and i love it. ha maybe its just a rough sex kinda thing,but theres more. im sensitive to light...not all the time but 5 days out of 7 i am, maybe its just my eyes.im very drowsy during the day, i often take naps but ever since i was little my mom has said that im her "little night owl". i'm much more active in the night but maybe it'd because i sleep during the day...i have no idea what to think and i mean id love to be one of the elite but i just think everything i hav said i have an excuse for. well if you can help me or tell me id really appreciate it darling.
aol&aim: xxrockluv3rxx
 Quoting: kathleen_love 272605




YOU HAVE INSOMNIA, DARLING!
Anonymous Coward
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09/02/2008 11:31 AM
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What do you think of Palin ?
Vivian
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09/09/2008 06:24 PM
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coven vs. coven knight: it is NORTHERN IRISH...lol I love twilight...I was a fan way before these stupid little preps started reading...GOD I HATE POSERS!!!!

another thing, this thread is not real, anyone can see that. If I was a vampire, the first thing I will do would learn the keyboard...HA I would be able to write a book within seconds. I would be that fast!

tootles b****es!~

wtf bsflag iamwith
Homo Schlomo
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09/09/2008 06:25 PM
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Do you suck blood from gay people?

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