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*I AM A REAL VAMPIRE* I WILL ANSWER ALL YOUR QUESTONS*

 
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is your starfish tight
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Is it true that female vampires will sometimes kill men while giving them a blow job and the men don't even realize it until they are dead?
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What do you suck on?
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How hard is it for you to adjust to the changes in society?

Example:
Since you were mortal born in the early 1721 I'm sure for someone used to a horse and buggy an automobile must have come as a shock as well as planes.

Also I'm curious.. How does a vampire aquire documents even a social security card in this day and age. I'm sure you must work too?

third as a person born in the 1700s. One that experienced humanity down threw the ages. How would you rate society people in general compared to what you born into? Has humanity improved or gone down hill?

Considering that your diet consists of primarily blood yet can a vampire suppliment its diet with other forms of substances such as human food. Since biologically your system is primary human with genetic modifications. I assume you can?


Lastly, it was a intellectual privilege to have actually met one of your kind face to face during the early 1990s when I was doing research for an Anthropological Thesis. She was NOT a wanna be or pretend. Also I came across a website about that time. Of another claiming to be valentine and a real vampire. Might have that website belonged to you?


With Regards,

Nightshade 09

Anthropologist:
Center of Study, Magic, Supernatural and Ritual Belief Systems Practices and Origins.




I prefer the rare blood types o- rh-types.

how did i become a vampire well i was turned march 15 1721
france i was dying and my colligue and best friend saved me, as he puts it
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"In a time of deceit telling the truth is revolutionary act." - George Orwell
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Yes i am infact a real Vampire and i am tired of hiding in the shadows i feal the need to step into the light and what better place to spread the truth than GLP so ask me any questions that you wish
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Nightshade 09

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LOL Umm I wouldn't do that if I was you.. These guys/gals are the ultimate evolution of a super predator. They can find anyone. Single out your heart beat among a city of millions. An once they zero in on you. They play with you like a Cat plays with a mouse before the kill..

Just some advice from one that met the real thing once.

Be careful what you wish for.


Nightshade 09




Yes i am infact a real Vampire and i am tired of hiding in the shadows i feal the need to step into the light and what better place to spread the truth than GLP so ask me any questions that you wish

Prove it. Find me.
 Quoting: entropy

"In a time of deceit telling the truth is revolutionary act." - George Orwell
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On behalf of the real vampires, this guy isn't one of us :)
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Sorry...but if a person truely believes they are a vampir....they are suffering from a mental illness...
As proud children of science and reason, we have made ourselves the orphans of wisdom.....
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We are real, jusT noT THe way He is desCribing. You Can noT be Turned inTo one, we don'T liVe foreVer, we do NOT KILL our donors. If we did THere would be a loT of Dead ppl around and I would THink someone would noTiCe :P
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hey im a teen aged vamp and i want to know how to control blood thirst without resorting to drinking my own blood?
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Vampyric soul confirmed.

Beyond that: some will perceive this as a fake, some will have reasearch to prove to themselves that it is a fake, others will be watching, and sense is developed communaly.

ME.

PS: I request a greater sharing of power; this means you may move through more freely, and should feel welcome. As you get there and feel inclined. Commensurate with this I am imposing penalties and cuts on those who try to see things from my perspective when they are not 'of us' from now on. This is because they are there to see things from their perspective. And other reasons. This is a technique for keeping unwanted others out of your form and presense, incidentally. For those who know and are more awakened.
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This is being done because I willingly undertook a responsibility in this field, and intend to fulfill it.

ME.
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Let's go over this again shall we. Slowness means the sun gets redefied whilst you're being stupid as a group, and takes a long time to recover that portion of its health again. This means it gets worse for you, and stays worse for you till it recovers.

Swiftness and efficiency results in procedings towards unity and exposure moving along exponentially.

I was not calling you all weak, just disjointed, not united, above all, NOT Moving-As-One. Until you rule, and can be public about it, such must you do. Until you do, you are not being what you were bred to be and are weaker, all together, than the sheep, all together. Which is why you were hiding in the first place, see?

You are not demons. Nor part demon. Do not presume to convince yourselves that you have *their* strength.

Valentine is a cultured individual and I apologise for hijacking his thread to get a message across. In compensation I offer a riddle which cannot yet be accessed by... your kind:

[link to i260.photobucket.com]


ME.
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Yes i am infact a real Vampire and i am tired of hiding in the shadows i feal the need to step into the light and what better place to spread the truth than GLP so ask me any questions that you wish
 Quoting: valentine 386334
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Yes i am infact a real Vampire and i am tired of hiding in the shadows i feal the need to step into the light and what better place to spread the truth than GLP so ask me any questions that you wish
 Quoting: valentine 386334

hi, i understand your a vampire may i ask what kind its ok if you dont answer that one but i have had a vampire dream i should say several about this one vampire can a vampire contact a person through dreams i think it might be a psi vampire but im not sure i found that on the internet but it can lie so i was jw
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Yes i am infact a real Vampire and i am tired of hiding in the shadows i feal the need to step into the light and what better place to spread the truth than GLP so ask me any questions that you wish
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I wonder why GLP attracts "insiders' 'Titors' 535's and now you.
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OP I just wanted to tell you that Jesus Christ loves you. He hates your sin, but loves you. It is not too late for you. He is the ONLY one who can help you turn away from this evil and become born again into a new life with Him. I hope that you don't think I am coming across as pious or sanctimonious by posting this, but I did feel led to tell you this, and I hope that you will take it for the love that it is given in. He loves you so much that He sent his one and only son to die for your sins. For we have all sinned and fallen short of the glory of God. But, if we confess our sins, He is faithful and just to forgive us our sins and to cleanse us from all unrightousness. It is NOT too late for you Op. You can still be saved from this life. There is a way out, and He is the way the truth and the life. No man can come to the Father but through Him, Jesus Christ. It is my prayer that you reach out to Him and seek Him before it is too late.
Real truth is self evident...
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I prefer the rare blood types o- rh-types.

how did i become a vampire well i was turned march 15 1721
france i was dying and my colligue and best friend saved me, as he puts it
 Quoting: valentine 386334



Webe is B Negative, will I do? Always wanted to live forever.... Wait, they say I do, that I'm going to fight the last battle with God and his Angels against evil.
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OP...please take the time to watch this youtube video series about a man who was once lost as a vampire among other institutions of evil, including Satanism, and see that there really is hope in Jesus Christ. This is a long video series, but what this man has witnessed and been a part of even to the darkest echalons of our world, is truly telling in that it all originates with Satan and Satanic powers. Please watch and educate yourself. This is only part one of a 22 part series. You may have to do some hunting around, but you will find the entire series on Youtube.


Real truth is self evident...
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Idol1Weird but I am a creature of the night already. I just need to turn, might Valentine want me? B Negative

I invite you to find me also (If he dare)!









LOL Umm I wouldn't do that if I was you.. These guys/gals are the ultimate evolution of a super predator. They can find anyone. Single out your heart beat among a city of millions. An once they zero in on you. They play with you like a Cat plays with a mouse before the kill..

Just some advice from one that met the real thing once.

Be careful what you wish for.


Nightshade 09






Yes i am infact a real Vampire and i am tired of hiding in the shadows i feal the need to step into the light and what better place to spread the truth than GLP so ask me any questions that you wish

Prove it. Find me.

 Quoting: Nightshade 09
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Hello
Well
So when r u coming to visit?
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Hi. I've been wanting to meet a real vampire like thousands beside me. Can you prove you're a vampire? I feel like you're one of those posers, sorry I hardly believe they're real real.
Im a visual believer so, I have to see you. Hehehe. No I'm not one of those 80yr old pedafiles, I'm actually pretty young. Im not gonna give you my age but if you can do math, I was born in 1995 so if you can do math you should be able to figure that out. Lol. I'm not a wise guy or a Pissed off guys lol. I'm usually to hyper to even know what I'm doing. So, message me back. Not one of you Assholes who ruin the worlds greatest mysteries I want the so called real vampire or any real vampire to message me on my yahoo.
thelastgoldenskittle@yahoo.com So, yeah message me, PLEASE!!. Lol, DON'T BE STEPPING IN MY CORNFLAKES!!!!!!. hiding
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Let's go over this again shall we. Slowness means the sun gets redefied whilst you're being stupid as a group, and takes a long time to recover that portion of its health again. This means it gets worse for you, and stays worse for you till it recovers.

Swiftness and efficiency results in procedings towards unity and exposure moving along exponentially.

I was not calling you all weak, just disjointed, not united, above all, NOT Moving-As-One. Until you rule, and can be public about it, such must you do. Until you do, you are not being what you were bred to be and are weaker, all together, than the sheep, all together. Which is why you were hiding in the first place, see?

You are not demons. Nor part demon. Do not presume to convince yourselves that you have *their* strength.

Valentine is a cultured individual and I apologise for hijacking his thread to get a message across. In compensation I offer a riddle which cannot yet be accessed by... your kind:

[link to i260.photobucket.com]


ME.
 Quoting: ME 529786

I have the answer to your Riddle, I HAVE THE KEY, but i cannot understand exactly what it means, please help me to.
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i have a question, why is it that mosquitos like me so much?. I mean, if there are 100 hundred more persons around me and one mosquito, the fucking mosquito won´t even think about twice in bittine me lol, can you imagene what you vampires would do to me lol.
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i have a question, why is it that mosquitos like me so much?. I mean, if there are 100 hundred more persons around me and one mosquito, the fucking mosquito won´t even think about twice in bittine me lol, can you imagene what you vampires would do to me lol.
 Quoting: True Believer


spelling mistake not bittine, but biting me
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Do not click on this Photo. It entraps the Mind and can cause Psychosis in those not strong enough to resist...

You were warned (Rest Assured - This is not a Mental Image You want in Your Head at all).

hf
Peace, Light, Life, Love, Unity and Harmony.

Namaste,

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wow, you people really are idiots.......have you not realized that valentine is Anonymous Coward?
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btw, can't wait to see you all at the end :). i already know of someone who will play a huge part in the end of this world as we know it.
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my eyes change colour according to my mood
i have sharp pointy teeth
and i drink the blood of animals and bad people
when i go in the sun i sneeze and my skin burns

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