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*I AM A REAL VAMPIRE* I WILL ANSWER ALL YOUR QUESTONS*

 
Whiskey Brother
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05/25/2009 01:37 AM
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So, exactly how much do you suck?
Goth
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05/30/2009 10:45 AM
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Ok if your a real vampire where do you live and when can we go out? VvvV
Thundercheeks

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05/30/2009 10:55 AM
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Do you look like brad pitt??.
Brakes is gone!! "Weeze fweewheelin!"

Just say "NO!" to Luciferian Insectazoids.

"I am not here"...what is here?..Isn't here just there without a T...?
Goth
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05/30/2009 10:56 AM
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Ok if your a real vampire where do you live and when can we go out? VvvV
Anonymous Coward
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05/30/2009 11:16 AM
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If you get your blood from a blood bank, is this why they kept telling everyone to give blood after the 911 attacks even though there was nobody left to need it?
We Will Come Out Soon
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05/31/2009 04:09 PM
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[link to haemavore.com]

[link to www.geocities.com]

[link to drakulya.50webs.com]
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05/31/2009 04:16 PM
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....Bite me....
Anonymous Coward
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05/31/2009 04:19 PM
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I prefer the rare blood types o- rh-types.

how did i become a vampire well i was turned march 15 1721
france i was dying and my colligue and best friend saved me, as he puts it
 Quoting: valentine 386334



In 300 years you haven't learned to spell!!!!!!!


Christ almighty! Give it up and jump on a stake!

(No, not a steak!)
Anonymous Coward
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05/31/2009 04:24 PM
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Copy interview with a vampire much?
You may as well just call yourself lestat.
ScrumpTheTexan
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05/31/2009 04:27 PM
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i have returned to answere your questions. i never knew what a commitment telling the world our seacrets would be. its not true how peaople think that vampires have all the time in the world sometimes i feel rushed. so to answere your questions already stated, i do not like smokers i prefer blood that was taken from a healthy individual. o and as for my quote "step into the light" it is not only a figure of speech but the truth, do not only think there is one type of vampire that is afraid of garlic and cant touch crosses and other ridiculous beliefs inspired by a writer, i can go into the sun withought burnning up although i prefer not to because it does weeken me, so you wont be finding me at a beach sunbathing. parasites, yes we are all one in one form or another. but i do not feel bad about what i have to do to survive. humans slaughter animals and eat there flesh were i can drink the blood and leave my host alive, what some peole think of when they heer the word parasite is a disgusting slimy leech or worm, but not all blood drinkers are like this.
 Quoting: Valentine 453833


Dude, if you've lived for centuries, couldn't you have used some of that time LEARNING TO SPELL???
Deluded Goth-fags are one really good reason that the slate just might need to be wiped clean here.

By the way, here's a question for you, when you suck (blood, gimp-boy, blood) a gay guy, does that make you even MORE gay?
Anonymous Coward
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06/08/2009 04:51 PM
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i cant believe anyone is buying this shit, his "making" story is right out of twilight, thats exactly how edward cullen became a vampire, he was dying of some epidemic and his doctor who is a vampire, bites him to save him bc his mother who is also dying asks him to do whatever it takess.
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06/08/2009 04:57 PM
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I prefer the rare blood types o- rh-types.

how did i become a vampire well i was turned march 15 1721
france i was dying and my colligue and best friend saved me, as he puts it



In 300 years you haven't learned to spell!!!!!!!


Christ almighty! Give it up and jump on a stake!

(No, not a steak!)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 691858

applause cheer wasntmeHA,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,
Anonymous Coward
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06/08/2009 05:31 PM
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Is it true that Vampires are Gay....Last Vampire I asked that to whilst drinking Bloody Mary's with . Said the following:-

" I am not gay -but the man I slept with was"

5a
Anonymous Coward
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06/15/2009 11:02 PM
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what will you do if a hunter finds you? :5:
Anonymous Coward
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06/16/2009 01:11 AM
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I agree on the spelling. I usually do not bash or what not about spelling, but yes... after a few centuries you would have gained an ample amount of knowledge and would be more articulate.

Also... Vampires do not exist. Not what you think of them to be. Simply ONE story about such an occurrence about what drinking blood do has been blown out of proportion. Through time additional 'creatures' have been added because of someones imagination.
Anonymous Coward
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06/16/2009 01:12 AM
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tired, re-phrase:
'about what drinking blood do has been blown out of proportion'
to
'about drinking blood has been blown out of proportion'
NIA
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06/18/2009 07:30 AM
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I really want to become a vampire can enywone help me. pleaseeeee
nia
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06/29/2009 07:20 AM
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can you help me? i want to become a real vampire can you bit me? write me if you can ninago_ninago@yahoo.com
Frigg Stuyvesant

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06/29/2009 07:22 AM
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Like Andy Warhols Dracula?


A sissy vampire?
Cui Bono?
Frigg Stuyvesant

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Is it true that Vampires are Gay....Last Vampire I asked that to whilst drinking Bloody Mary's with . Said the following:-

" I am not gay -but the man I slept with was"

5a
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 698070



LOL!

I fucked him,he didn't fuck me..I ain't no queer!
Cui Bono?
vamprockerz
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06/30/2009 02:48 PM
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im a real vampire and i wanted to know if i should keep my fangs or get braces!
Anonymous Coward
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06/30/2009 02:53 PM
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So do you feel happier now from all the blood that has antidepressants flowing in it these days?

Any more cheerful than 100 years ago?

Why not just go to a blood bank and skip all the mumbo-jumbo with people?
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Jason Segel's song rocks! Heres for you vamire...

[link to www.youtube.com]

And if there was ever a movie made from my book. I'd want Jason Segel to play Adam. Tha goof ball!
Question authority every time. Ask them how that makes them feel. Ask them why? Ask them when you have an opinion with your opinion and question them with that! There is no being with ALL THE answers accept for God. Even still question. But trust if it's all good and loving then follow with your full heart believing. For the light will always be the light. It makes me a believer.
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I'm a vamp.
I have extreemly sensitive eyes and get migranes when I go outside in the daylight.
My senses are much more highly developed than a normal person.
I am able to digest 60% more than a lethal dose of iron.
I'm naturally pale and burn easily.
Sometimes I have prophetic dreams.
My nails grow clear, like glass, yet are very strong.
I can survive on blood alone for a month at a time (but only if i eat something solid by the end of it to gain weight again.)
I'm far more alert at night than i am during the day.

The list goes on . . .oh, and for all you posers out there. Vampires DO NOT have fangs. You CAN NOT become a vampire by being bitten by one, you can only be infected by multiple exchanges of blood over a long period of time. And please . . .don't tell me your emortal because vamps only age slightly more slowly than humans. Eg- an 80 year old vamp will look as though he/she is in his/her early 60's.

Valentine. Tell me what your opinion on the vampire community is. And whether you believe everything you read.
realvamp101
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07/13/2009 10:04 AM
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Yes i am infact a real Vampire and i am tired of hiding in the shadows i feal the need to step into the light and what better place to spread the truth than GLP so ask me any questions that you wish

Why all the juvenile homoerotic claptrap?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 579551

i no how u feel!
i am half vampire me and my cousin both we can eat human but we pefure blood we can see great in the dark we have speed not not as good as a full vampire we hae strength not as good as a full vampire cuz we are half vampire my skin is snow white my lips are glossy and pnk my eyes change dark when i am mad and light blue/brown when i am happy me and my cousin are my mother has not vampire in hurr and my dad dont but mine and my cousin have our vampire in us from out great great great grandmother from year and years ago i do not hunt people because i consider that a murdure i do believe in god and my nails are glassy do not be frightened we will not hurt u trust me and cousin will never do that.we just need a sigh help we are only teenagers almost adults
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Yes i am infact a real Vampire and i am tired of hiding in the shadows i feal the need to step into the light and what better place to spread the truth than GLP so ask me any questions that you wish

Why all the juvenile homoerotic claptrap?

i no how u feel!
i am half vampire me and my cousin both we can eat human food but we pefure blood we can see great in the dark we have speed not not as good as a full vampire we hae strength not as good as a full vampire cuz we are half vampire my skin is snow white my lips are glossy and pnk my eyes change dark when i am mad and light blue/brown when i am happy me and my cousin are my mother has not vampire in hurr and my dad dont but mine and my cousin have our vampire in us from out great great great grandmother from year and years ago i do not hunt people because i consider that a murdure i do believe in god and my nails are glassy do not be frightened we will not hurt u trust me and cousin will never do that.we just need a sigh help we are only teenagers almost adults
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Anonymous Coward
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Yes i am infact a real Vampire and i am tired of hiding in the shadows i feal the need to step into the light and what better place to spread the truth than GLP so ask me any questions that you wish

Why all the juvenile homoerotic claptrap?

i no how u feel!
i am half vampire me and my cousin both we can eat human {{{food}}} but we pefure blood we can see great in the dark we have speed not not as good as a full vampire we hae strength not as good as a full vampire cuz we are half vampire my skin is snow white my lips are glossy and pnk my eyes change dark when i am mad and light blue/brown when i am happy me and my cousin are my mother has not vampire in hurr and my dad dont but mine and my cousin have our vampire in us from out great great great grandmother from year and years ago i do not hunt people because i consider that a murdure i do believe in god and my nails are glassy do not be frightened we will not hurt u trust me and cousin will never do that.we just need a sigh help we are only teenagers almost adults

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 724623
some one

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07/15/2009 09:10 PM
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Valentine, you should be more restrained with what you declare on forums such as these, or any for that matter. You have been warned. I suggest you heed this warning, before matters escalate.

Last Edited by some one on 07/15/2009 09:11 PM
deathdweller93

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07/15/2009 10:01 PM
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Its called a dictionary...they were made for a reason use it. iamwith
some one

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It's not his spelling, or his use of grammer that concerns me.

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