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I just drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend and feel like an ass!

 
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I just drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend and feel like an ass!
I just drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend and feel like an ass! I can hardly believe that I am typing this. We broke up due to unusual circumstances, I'll put it at that. I got drunk over him and the stuff going on due to our breakup. I called him and asked him for a ride home. He didn't answer so I left a horrible drunk message telling him that I love him and asked for a ride home. I hardly ever drink, I haven't had a drink in like 3 months! I got off of work and had 3 shots in 4 hours and am wasted. Thank goodness for the red underline thing or this would all be misspelled. Am I the biggest ass in the world or do normal people do this? Please give me some decent advise because I feel horrible!
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Don't drink again.

Problem solved.
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06/01/2008 04:16 AM
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Dude, that pic isn't even funny because that is all I'm seeing right now. 2 shots of Patrone sp? and an Irish car bomb later and I'm so not right, right now. But posting is so funny right now. I feel like I'm so smart even thought I couldn't drive home and I can't feel my teeth! He he he. I just want to tell really funny jokes and laugh and make out does everyone get this way?
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06/01/2008 04:18 AM
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I just drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend and feel like an ass! I can hardly believe that I am typing this. We broke up due to unusual circumstances, I'll put it at that. I got drunk over him and the stuff going on due to our breakup. I called him and asked him for a ride home. He didn't answer so I left a horrible drunk message telling him that I love him and asked for a ride home. I hardly ever drink, I haven't had a drink in like 3 months! I got off of work and had 3 shots in 4 hours and am wasted. Thank goodness for the red underline thing or this would all be misspelled. Am I the biggest ass in the world or do normal people do this? Please give me some decent advise because I feel horrible!
 Quoting: Retard 421612


Three shots of what in four hours??? You must be a lightweight. lol

Don't sweat it. I've done worse than that, girl. Stay away from your ex, though. He's an ex for a reason.
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06/01/2008 04:19 AM
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Do what everybody else does. Blame it on being drunk, if he tries to pressure you about it in one way or another, stare at his like he's from mars, and chuckle to yourself. If he plays the message as proof to you or friends, brush it off as being drunk and lonely, and complain that it was a rough night, you were so drunk you couldn't find your "neck massager", and the moment you called you remembered how he never really helped in that area anyway, but you felt compelled to say something nice, regardless.

After all, just because you screwed up doesn't mean you have to pass up an opportunity to destroy his reputation, whether he deserves it or not...
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06/01/2008 04:20 AM
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I hardly ever drink, I haven't had a drink in like 3 months! I got off of work and had 3 shots in 4 hours and am wasted.
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Come to daddy.....he can kiss it and make it better.
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06/01/2008 04:21 AM
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I just drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend and feel like an ass! I can hardly believe that I am typing this. We broke up due to unusual circumstances, I'll put it at that. I got drunk over him and the stuff going on due to our breakup. I called him and asked him for a ride home. He didn't answer so I left a horrible drunk message telling him that I love him and asked for a ride home. I hardly ever drink, I haven't had a drink in like 3 months! I got off of work and had 3 shots in 4 hours and am wasted. Thank goodness for the red underline thing or this would all be misspelled. Am I the biggest ass in the world or do normal people do this? Please give me some decent advise because I feel horrible!
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for crap's sake don't be upset, you're just drunk. you might get a little sick in the morning, but you'll be fine. and yes, most people who have drank too much end up drunk-dialing someone. it's part of the wonderful world of alcohol. one of the reasons i don't drink anymore.
Water always wins. :sun:
Rota

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06/01/2008 04:24 AM
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Drunk women are a blessing to mankind.
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06/01/2008 04:26 AM
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Damn, I love those Irish car bombs.
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Anonymous Coward (OP)
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06/01/2008 04:29 AM
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He's my ex because he physically messed me up. 5 O stepped in and pressed charges against him and now we can't even talk. I'm messed up because he's the only adult I know. I changed my whole life because he loved me and wanted to marry me and save me. He wanted to take care of me and my kids and now , whole life is messed up and I don't know how to fix it. I can't tell anyone else so I'm an AC. I give up!!!!!!!!! I don't have any answers anymore.
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06/01/2008 04:34 AM
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He's my ex because he physically messed me up. 5 O stepped in and pressed charges against him and now we can't even talk. I'm messed up because he's the only adult I know. I changed my whole life because he loved me and wanted to marry me and save me. He wanted to take care of me and my kids and now , whole life is messed up and I don't know how to fix it. I can't tell anyone else so I'm an AC. I give up!!!!!!!!! I don't have any answers anymore.
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OK. So he's the only adult you know. Whatever.

I think you need to go to bed. Sweet dreams.
Rota

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06/01/2008 04:40 AM
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He's my ex because he physically messed me up. 5 O stepped in and pressed charges against him and now we can't even talk. I'm messed up because he's the only adult I know. I changed my whole life because he loved me and wanted to marry me and save me. He wanted to take care of me and my kids and now , whole life is messed up and I don't know how to fix it. I can't tell anyone else so I'm an AC. I give up!!!!!!!!! I don't have any answers anymore.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 421612

Sounds like you are better off without the abuser. With 2 kids you need to sober up and stay sober.

How can you not know any adults? Don't you have any family around?
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06/01/2008 04:42 AM
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Sounds like you are better off without the abuser. With 2 kids you need to sober up and stay sober.

How can you not know any adults? Don't you have any family around?
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No. My family is +800 miles away. My best friend/neighbor moved last September.
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06/01/2008 04:42 AM
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We all do stupid stuff,that life. You will laught about it in 2 months.....
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06/01/2008 04:46 AM
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i didn't know there were drunk buttons on phones now
Rota

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06/01/2008 04:49 AM
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No. My family is +800 miles away. My best friend/neighbor moved last September.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 421612

You have a job so what did you expect him to save you from? Thats no reason to get into a relationship....expecting a guy to save you from anything. Thats when some jerk senses you are desperate and tells you anything to get what he wants.
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06/01/2008 04:53 AM
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I never asked him or wanted him to save me. I just wanted someone to love me back. How pathetic!
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06/01/2008 04:56 AM
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I never asked him or wanted him to save me. I just wanted someone to love me back. How pathetic!
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Rota

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06/01/2008 04:59 AM
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I never asked him or wanted him to save me. I just wanted someone to love me back. How pathetic!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 421612

It might help if next time you choose a mentaly stable man. Just a thought.

Here is a tip on how to spot such a man:

He doesn't tell you he loves you because men who do that are usually lying. Now if you are a fox he might lust after you but it takes time for women to grow on most men.
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06/01/2008 05:14 AM
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I never asked him or wanted him to save me. I just wanted someone to love me back. How pathetic!
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Agreed. A puppy will love you back. Hell, your kids might even love you back. A guy that beats the piss out of you? If he gave a damn it wouldn't have happened. Everybody gets frustrated, but when it comes out physically, it's a whole lot more than just a bad mood.

Buy a puppy...
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06/01/2008 05:17 AM
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1. Irish Car Bomb


A potent mixed drink, usually part of a late night drinking session at dive bars or pubs between a young man and his friends, often consumed as a statement of solidarity. Drink is made as follows:

1. take a shot or double-shot glass and fill half-full of Bailey's Irish Cream
2. fill the rest of the shot or double-shot glass full of Jameson Irish Whiskey (or your other favorite Irish whiskey). The whiskey and Baileys should remain separate. Use a spoon to poor the whiskey over the Bailey's if necessary.
3. Light the whiskey on fire and drop into a half-pint of Guinness stout!
4. Slam the glass down after drinking mixture in one full gulp!


2. Irish Car Bomb


A cocktail made of Guinness Stout, Irish Whiskey, and Bailey's Irish Cream.

The key to the Irish Car Bomb is to drink it very quickly before the Bailey's reacts with the acidity of the stout, causing it to curdle (essentially turning it into cheese). The result makes the cocktail very unpleasant to finish.

Start out with a glass of Guinness, or Guinness mixed with a shot of whiskey. Then paying close attention to time lapsed, drop a shot glass full of Irish Cream, or Whiskey and Irish Cream into the glass. Chug.

The Irish Car Bomb is very filling and is recommended to consume it early during a night of drinking, as opposed to late.
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06/01/2008 08:12 AM
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Nah, it's a well known fact that mobile phones and alcohol definately DON'T mix!
This one time I rang this really nice girl up and asked her out when I was somewhat pissed (she said yes) and we had nice long trashed chat but by the next day I had COMPLETELY forgotten about it.
Much to my disgust I repeated this exact same procedure identically about a month later only this time she was like "WTF? You already asked me that and i gave you the answer!" then she started crying. Needless to say I was very confused and promptly terminated the converstaion feeling like a total twat (I was too embarassed to ever call her back!) The night went on and by the next day I had COMPLETELY forgotten this conversation as well!
Then for some reason about three months later I saw her down the mall and thought "Hmmmm, that girl always was really cute, wonder why i've never asked her out?" something must have triggered my memory, and suddenly it all came flooding back to me, and I was like "Oops! that's right!". Strange how our minds work.
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06/01/2008 08:12 AM
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06/01/2008 08:14 AM
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You can now forgive yourself, there are by magnitudes worse things happening due to broken relationships.

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