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What makes you weird?
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The Antichrist 666
User ID: 407434
7/1/2008 8:37 PM | | Re: What makes you weird? | Quote |
I'm jealous!
I'm the one and only, true ANTICHRIST!!! |
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Lazzdar
User ID: 461493
7/1/2008 8:39 PM | | Re: What makes you weird? | Quote |
And it is away... |
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C.
User ID: 461496
7/1/2008 8:50 PM | | Re: What makes you weird? | Quote |
I'm jealous! Quoting: The Antichrist 666
Ahh, don't be jealous. I was too little to even know. And you're just silly. :) |
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The Antichrist 666
User ID: 407434
7/1/2008 8:54 PM | |
Enaid 
User ID: 310721
7/1/2008 9:12 PM
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Hey Anti - how ya doing this evening? |
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The Antichrist 666
User ID: 407434
7/1/2008 9:13 PM | | Re: What makes you weird? | Quote |
Hey Anti - how ya doing this evening? Quoting: Enaid
Good, long time no see!
I'm the one and only, true ANTICHRIST!!! |
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Enaid
User ID: 310721
7/1/2008 9:17 PM
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Oh, I'm around here way too much. LOL Hope you are staying cool in the summer heat. |
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The Antichrist 666
User ID: 407434
7/1/2008 9:26 PM | | Re: What makes you weird? | Quote |
Oh, I'm around here way too much. LOL Hope you are staying cool in the summer heat. Quoting: Enaid
This is where I go every weekend! And it is heaven, but hell to get there! ;{> :cabin view:
I'm the one and only, true ANTICHRIST!!! |
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C.
User ID: 461496
7/1/2008 9:35 PM | | Re: What makes you weird? | Quote |
Oh, I'm around here way too much. LOL Hope you are staying cool in the summer heat.
This is where I go every weekend! And it is heaven, but hell to get there! ;{> :cabin view: Quoting: The Antichrist 666
Really? Or are you bsing us? That's cool. |
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Enaid
User ID: 310721
7/1/2008 9:47 PM
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That is truly beautiful. You are lucky. I bet you have a boat or a jet ski.
I'm drawn to the water. I live on a river inlet and enjoy it everyday. Several early mornings a week, I drive to a local beach and walk - play for exercise. |
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Lazzdar
User ID: 461493
7/1/2008 9:54 PM | | Re: What makes you weird? | Quote |
Quoting: The Antichrist 666
LMAO |
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The Antichrist 666
User ID: 407434
7/1/2008 10:05 PM | | Re: What makes you weird? | Quote |
That is truly beautiful. You are lucky. I bet you have a boat or a jet ski.
I'm drawn to the water. I live on a river inlet and enjoy it everyday. Several early mornings a week, I drive to a local beach and walk - play for exercise. Quoting: Enaid
I have a boat and love to wakeboard with my twin boys that are 14!
I'm the one and only, true ANTICHRIST!!! |
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Enaid
User ID: 310721
7/1/2008 10:08 PM
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Sounds like riots! I bet you are a super cool dad. |
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The Antichrist 666
User ID: 407434
7/1/2008 10:08 PM | |
The Antichrist 666
User ID: 407434
7/1/2008 10:10 PM | | Re: What makes you weird? | Quote |
Sounds like riots! I bet you are a super cool dad. Quoting: Enaid
Thank you!
:fun at the:
I'm the one and only, true ANTICHRIST!!! |
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Lazzdar
User ID: 461493
7/1/2008 11:09 PM | | Re: What makes you weird? | Quote |
That is truly beautiful. You are lucky. I bet you have a boat or a jet ski.
I'm drawn to the water. I live on a river inlet and enjoy it everyday. Several early mornings a week, I drive to a local beach and walk - play for exercise.
I have a boat and love to wakeboard with my twin boys that are 14! Quoting: The Antichrist 666
I grew up there in Port Orchard in a houe on the waterfront, where that park is next to the parking lot. The playground was where the house sat. It was great! The summers were the best. We had front row seats to the fireworks show and my family would come over from all over the country.
Sady, it's all gone. :( |
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Lazzdar
User ID: 461493
7/1/2008 11:15 PM | | Re: What makes you weird? | Quote |
That is truly beautiful. You are lucky. I bet you have a boat or a jet ski.
I'm drawn to the water. I live on a river inlet and enjoy it everyday. Several early mornings a week, I drive to a local beach and walk - play for exercise. Quoting: Enaid
Same here. After all, I'm a crab!! My birthday's in July. Aka. I'm a Cancer. |
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Only Me
Strawberry Girl
User ID: 452724
7/1/2008 11:25 PM
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:frolic:
I'm back from the lake. You guys miss me?
It was interesting. I was riding around in my mom's golf cart and a three-legged dog chased me. It actually almost caught up because I was putter-putting up a steep hill. My son put his foot on the ground and tried to help Flintstone-style and when I tried to do the other side that way, I couldn't reach, so he had to get out to run behind and push...all the way he screamed at me that if that dog bit his ass, then I owed him a new skateboard (how that ties together, I'm not really sure, but that's what he said).
Ahhh, the lake. So relaxing!
:fanged:
So now I know what I have to do. I have to keep breathing. And tomorrow the sun will rise, and who knows what the tide will bring in.
"Yes I will, dammit!" - Drakensang |
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The Antichrist 666
User ID: 407434
7/1/2008 11:44 PM | | Re: What makes you weird? | Quote |
LOL that's funny! Enough about you, did you get my shirt?
I'm the one and only, true ANTICHRIST!!! |
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Only Me
Strawberry Girl
User ID: 452724
7/1/2008 11:48 PM
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LOL that's funny! Enough about you, did you get my shirt? Quoting: The Antichrist 666
I didn't check yet. Sometimes my mail gets, well, interesting. Thanks for sending it though, and I'll let you know!
And what do you mean enough about me? I thought it was always about me!
So now I know what I have to do. I have to keep breathing. And tomorrow the sun will rise, and who knows what the tide will bring in.
"Yes I will, dammit!" - Drakensang |
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The Antichrist 666
User ID: 407434
7/1/2008 11:49 PM | | Re: What makes you weird? | Quote |
LOL that's funny! Enough about you, did you get my shirt?
I didn't check yet. Sometimes my mail gets, well, interesting. Thanks for sending it though, and I'll let you know!
And what do you mean enough about me? I thought it was always about me!
Quoting: Only Me
No, it's all about me!!! I'm the prophetic one! LOL
I'm the one and only, true ANTICHRIST!!! |
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The Antichrist 666
User ID: 407434
7/1/2008 11:50 PM | | Re: What makes you weird? | Quote |
Besides, it's only you!
I'm the one and only, true ANTICHRIST!!! |
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Only Me
Strawberry Girl
User ID: 452724
7/2/2008 12:11 AM
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Besides, it's only you! Quoting: The Antichrist 666
Hey, man...
You may be prophetic and all, but I can shoot water out my tear ducts and wiggle my nose like a bunny.
So, fall into line, mister!
So now I know what I have to do. I have to keep breathing. And tomorrow the sun will rise, and who knows what the tide will bring in.
"Yes I will, dammit!" - Drakensang |
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The Antichrist 666
User ID: 407434
7/2/2008 12:20 AM | | Re: What makes you weird? | Quote |
Besides, it's only you!
Hey, man...
You may be prophetic and all, but I can shoot water out my tear ducts and wiggle my nose like a bunny.
So, fall into line, mister!
Quoting: Only Me
You can't talk to the ANTICHRIST like that!!!
I curse you thinner!!!
I'm the one and only, true ANTICHRIST!!! |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 400833
7/2/2008 12:22 AM | | Re: What makes you weird? | Quote |
Weird? Oh yeah. This is weird... and yet, maybe not. You decide.
How does one put this "nicely"?
I happen to have been born with somewhat oversized genitals. My penis is about 9.5 inches fully erect and it's about 6.5 in circumference. I also have very large testicles. In High School I got called "bull balls" because the guys could see the size of the testicles all the time, although they didn't know how large the penis would finally become. I remember in 7th grade wondering if I'd ever be as "big" as the older guys. By 9th grade I was the biggest guy in the showers at gym class. And stayed that way into college too. A few black guys have teased me that I must be black from the waist down. I don't think so. I'm a blue eyed blonde caucasian and kind of waspy looking..
The other thing that makes me weird is that I really don't like blow jobs. Maybe because I am so large - but most people scrape the hell out of me with their teeth and no one can get all of me in their mouth. Many have tried. Good thing I like to screw. I figured I got this thing for a reason. Might as well enjoy it.
And just so you know - being hung like that is NOT easy. The mechanical problems alone, are unreal. To have pants fit properly and NOT show off the equipment is a real challenge for my tailors. If I don't have pants altered there is a bulge that is almost obscene in size and volume. Hardly gentlemanly at all! Underwear is a problem. Most are not built with sufficient fabric or a pouch large enough to hold "everything" on me. Having your penis fall back between your legs and then sitting on the head of it can be a real cheap thrill for those of you who've never experienced it.
Sexual partners? Quite a few get scared and don't want to go through with it. Some can take about the first four inches and then start yelling that it hurts. I'm not into rape. If someone says "stop" I do. But it can be frustrating. I did finally find two people in my college years who could and did enjoy taking all of it. One of them died in a car accident in my 30's and I'm still banging the other on a regular basis. Not in love but the sex with them is just fantastic! And we're pretty good friends, too.
More than one has tried and ended up not being able to get themselves to relax enough. And several times I've had people see my cock and be more interested in my cock than they were in me. Being a "piece of meat" is no fun. I know what women must go through if guys are into their tits more than they are into the person they're attached to.
For me, jock straps are not optional. Doesn't matter if it's swimming, rowing, hiking, etc. If I don't have some support it can be really uncomfortable.
I've had guys ask me to fuck their girlfriends while they watch so they can see her taking my cock. (Usually I've declined.) I've had women ask me to tie them up and force fuck them. (Also no thank you.) And I've been invited into threesomes where I ended up fucking both girls, and both the other guys. (Fun - but probably won't repeat it too often. A bit jaded for my tastes.)
Oh, and the Magnum XL's are still tight. Almost too tight. A regular condom often breaks as I'm putting it on. Hardly makes you feel secure when that happens.
I've been in bathrooms and had men stare at it while I was urinating. I've had several guys ask me "how big are you" and my usual line is "I'll show you but then I'll want to fuck you!" That normally shuts them up. A few have said "great!" to my surprise. And yes, I've been AC/DC all my life. I think it's because it's hard enough to find someone of either gender who really likes a penis that size and can take it regularly. when I find one of those rare birds, I tend to discount their gender and just figure if they're nice and good in bed, and we both enjoy what we're doing, then what the hell. New meaning to the phrase "male bonding" I think!
I've had two wives who complained every time we made love that I was hurting them... and eventually it led to two divorces. It makes me feel lousy to think that the act of making love could be painful to someone. And it makes me far less inclined to want to be with them if that's their response. Both times I was cheating on them within a few months of saying I do. Saying I don't any longer was expensive. Won't make that mistake again.
I think if I could waive a magic wand and have a more normal sized penis I would do so. But I cannot. So you play the hand you've been dealt. There are worse things to worry about in this world. My problems in this area are noting compared to some. I try to keep that in mind. But sometimes it's hard to do.
The other thing is that by nature I'm a very horny guy. I could have sex two times a night every night of the week and be quite happy. I don't get worn out after the first time. I like a 2nd go round. Most people I've been with can mange maybe once. I thought in my 50's this would change and it has not. I suppose I shouldn't complain. I'm not on the Viagra routine and many are. I get my hard on's the old fashioned way. Thinking about sex! (grin)
Is it possible to have too much of a good thing? Yeah, I think it may be. But then again, who knows. Can't say it hasn't been fun sometimes. But when people care more about the cock than the man, it's a real turn off for me. |
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The Antichrist 666
User ID: 407434
7/2/2008 12:27 AM | | Re: What makes you weird? | Quote |
That is weird, because I have two inches of dangling fury!
I'm the one and only, true ANTICHRIST!!! |
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Beingsouthern 
Forum Moderator
User ID: 113248
7/2/2008 12:27 AM
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Damn...my post isn't anywhere near as good as 400833...
and for the record, I don't like blowjobs either.
;)
Just peeking in on this side of the board to see what's going on in here. |
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The Antichrist 666
User ID: 407434
7/2/2008 12:29 AM | | Re: What makes you weird? | Quote |
Damn...my post isn't anywhere near as good as 400833...
and for the record, I don't like blowjobs either.
;)
Just peeking in on this side of the board to see what's going on in here. Quoting: Beingsouthern
Look away! You might get a blackeye!
I'm the one and only, true ANTICHRIST!!! |
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AmericanGirl
User ID: 459177
7/2/2008 12:31 AM | | Re: What makes you weird? | Quote |
I'm weird because I produce YouTube videos for the Antichrist and I post Jesus pics LOL.
:Ascended M:
My identify was stolen right here on GLP, WTF!!! |
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The Antichrist 666
User ID: 407434
7/2/2008 12:32 AM | | Re: What makes you weird? | Quote |
I'm weird because I produce YouTube videos for the Antichrist and I post Jesus pics LOL.
:Ascended M: Quoting: AmericanGirl
You got your shirt today!
I'm the one and only, true ANTICHRIST!!! |
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