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its been 20 day's since i smoked pot and have a drug test tomorrow

 
sasha
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06/13/2008 01:11 AM
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its been 20 day's since i smoked pot and have a drug test tomorrow
So its 12 06 am now, and have a drug test at 10 20 am , so i'm curious people, well i'm drinking pure pickle juice now, and it has vinigar, when i smoked the bud it was about 3 hits or so, i'm 6 foot 2 and 197 pounds, do you people think i will piss clean or my blood test will come up negative? Before that 3 weeks ago it was about a month before that, so i think i'm safe, what do you think? I'm a little nervous, but i think i'll pass.
sasha (OP)
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06/13/2008 01:17 AM
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Any advice?
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06/13/2008 01:17 AM
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Good luck, I think you will do fine, they say it only sticks around 2 weeks, in the future you should also try a juice fast / detox fast
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06/13/2008 01:19 AM
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If their test is minimally accurate, you´re fucked. Should have had a longer abstinence period.
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06/13/2008 01:23 AM
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Re: its been 20 day's since i smoked pot and have a drug test tomorrow
So its 12 06 am now, and have a drug test at 10 20 am , so i'm curious people, well i'm drinking pure pickle juice now, and it has vinigar, when i smoked the bud it was about 3 hits or so, i'm 6 foot 2 and 197 pounds, do you people think i will piss clean or my blood test will come up negative? Before that 3 weeks ago it was about a month before that, so i think i'm safe, what do you think? I'm a little nervous, but i think i'll pass.
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They will see it. It takes at least 45 days to completely get it out of your system. You should have did a master cleanse, that would have helped a lot. Do you know what kind of drug test? If it's the hair one your screwed for sure.
Anonymous Coward
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06/13/2008 01:26 AM
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Re: its been 20 day's since i smoked pot and have a drug test tomorrow
Somebody once told me that green tea is very good if you want to test clean. I don't have any first hand experience to confirm this myself. I think the guy who told me based it on his own experience. I couldn't say if you have enough time left for green tea to work, but maybe it's worth a try.
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06/13/2008 01:27 AM
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Re: its been 20 day's since i smoked pot and have a drug test tomorrow
You should be alright. I stopped smoking 3 weeks before my drug test and it came up clean. You're about my size so you should ok as long as you was active during that period. I hope were also drinking water. If so then you shouldn't have anything to worry about.
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06/13/2008 01:30 AM
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i would stop flooding your system now though, they can tell if you are consuming way above average

anyways, you should be fine
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06/13/2008 01:32 AM
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pee a couple times before you go for them
sasha (OP)
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06/13/2008 01:33 AM
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You should be alright. I stopped smoking 3 weeks before my drug test and it came up clean. You're about my size so you should ok as long as you was active during that period. I hope were also drinking water. If so then you shouldn't have anything to worry about.
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Thanks, more hopefull than the previous posters.
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06/13/2008 01:36 AM
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Re: its been 20 day's since i smoked pot and have a drug test tomorrow
You should be alright. I stopped smoking 3 weeks before my drug test and it came up clean. You're about my size so you should ok as long as you was active during that period. I hope were also drinking water. If so then you shouldn't have anything to worry about.

Thanks, more hopefull than the previous posters.
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i passed once two days after i smoked

when you pee in the cup , let it go a little bit first, before you pee in the cup
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06/13/2008 01:39 AM
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Re: its been 20 day's since i smoked pot and have a drug test tomorrow
So its 12 06 am now, and have a drug test at 10 20 am , so i'm curious people, well i'm drinking pure pickle juice now, and it has vinigar, when i smoked the bud it was about 3 hits or so, i'm 6 foot 2 and 197 pounds, do you people think i will piss clean or my blood test will come up negative? Before that 3 weeks ago it was about a month before that, so i think i'm safe, what do you think? I'm a little nervous, but i think i'll pass.
 Quoting: sasha 190758



Listen to yourself...

Perfect fascist citizen.

Why don't you man up and tell these people to go fuck themselves and do whatever you want with your life?

So your whole worth at your job depends on what's in your piss?

It has nothing to do with your performance, or your expertise, it all hinges on what's in your piss?

And you are cool with that?

What the fuck is wrong with you people?

Tell them to kiss your ass!

If your work is good, and you are dependable then why should it matter what you do outside of your job?

Who the fuck are they to tell you what to do outside of the time that you are working?

What's next?

Are they going to test you to make sure that you are going to beddie-bye early enough so that when you come in the next day you are the perfect machine for production?

Fuck these people, and fuck your weak ass for putting up with it!

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Neuse
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06/13/2008 01:39 AM
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Get a job with a company that does not drug test you !

I would never work for a company that did that.

Vote with your feet, or you are a slave.

Companies that do that crap will suffer for having only sheep .
sasha (OP)
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06/13/2008 01:51 AM
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Its a new job/ocean spray and they want to do the pre employment drug test, so they don't know how i work, as i'm the company i am working for hasnt drug tested me at all, so what i got to say here is this new place of employment, hey its 11 dollars an hour, more than i ever made, great benifits and bonus's every 3 months and after the year, depending on job performance and company's growing / profitablility , great raises, that i've heard so i got to go along with it.
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06/13/2008 02:05 AM
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don't exercise if you do, it can release stored thc in the fat cells for a period of time

I'd stop w/ the vinegar and water if its at 10 am , 12 hrs before is best
a lot of places testing now find even diluted urine from drinking lots of fluids and will label it 'inconclusive' and most companies don't accept that as a pass
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06/13/2008 02:22 AM
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Re: its been 20 day's since i smoked pot and have a drug test tomorrow
don't exercise if you do, it can release stored thc in the fat cells for a period of time

I'd stop w/ the vinegar and water if its at 10 am , 12 hrs before is best
a lot of places testing now find even diluted urine from drinking lots of fluids and will label it 'inconclusive' and most companies don't accept that as a pass
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 439569


DING DING

We have a winner. I didnt wanna explain it but since you eased me into it so well, why not?

Do this anyway. But only with water. Drink as much water as your little body will allow you (without killing yourself) and pee like you are trying to put out the WTC. Do this about 12 hours before the test up untill the test. Before the final piss drink atleast 3-4 cups of black coffee. This will turn it yellow, making it less considerable for "inconclusive" results. Even if it is a bust, this gives you the extra week or two you need to get the rest out of your system. Good luck OP, may the pot be with you.
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06/13/2008 02:30 AM
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Re: its been 20 day's since i smoked pot and have a drug test tomorrow
What they are measuring is ng/ml, which mean nanograms per one milliliter. The THC creates a certain acid and it is this concentration they are measuring. Truth is most testing facilities use the cheapest test available. It cost them about $1.50 per test. These cheap test are not real accurate. The gold standard is a spectrum analysis, but it is very pricey. So, when you are told that you were just over the line (nat'l standard is 50 ng/ml), challenge the accuracy. If you have a lawyer, get him involved. Ask them the exact name of the test and the company that provides it. Do your research and fight these bastards. Good luck.
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DavesNotHere
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06/13/2008 02:31 AM
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Re: its been 20 day's since i smoked pot and have a drug test tomorrow
I quit, then paid to have myself piss tested twice a week, in the PM, until I got to zero.


- The first test (+18 hours last toke) was 429ng/ml.

- Second test 4 days last toke brought me down to 112ng/ml,

- Third test 8 days last toke, down to 42ng/ml (or 12ng? I kept the paperwork but I'm not looking at that)

- Final test at day 12 was 0ng/ml (negative)


Take it for what you will. Piss a couple times that morning before is always good advice.

The pickle juice will just give you an upset stomach.
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06/13/2008 02:33 AM
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I quit, then paid to have myself piss tested twice a week, in the PM, until I got to zero.


- The first test (+18 hours last toke) was 429ng/ml.

- Second test 4 days last toke brought me down to 112ng/ml,

- Third test 8 days last toke, down to 42ng/ml (or 12ng? I kept the paperwork but I'm not looking at that)

- Final test at day 12 was 0ng/ml (negative)


Take it for what you will. Piss a couple times that morning before is always good advice.

The pickle juice will just give you an upset stomach.
 Quoting: DavesNotHere 451005


I think you'll be okay. Again, I believe the nat'l standard is 50 ng/ml or less.
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06/13/2008 02:34 AM
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Good luck Sasha.

$11 an hour and you are part of the nouveau riche in America.

Quit with the fluid intake now.

You only took three hits, you will pass just fine.
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06/13/2008 02:37 AM
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Re: its been 20 day's since i smoked pot and have a drug test tomorrow
So its 12 06 am now, and have a drug test at 10 20 am , so i'm curious people, well i'm drinking pure pickle juice now, and it has vinigar, when i smoked the bud it was about 3 hits or so, i'm 6 foot 2 and 197 pounds, do you people think i will piss clean or my blood test will come up negative? Before that 3 weeks ago it was about a month before that, so i think i'm safe, what do you think? I'm a little nervous, but i think i'll pass.
 Quoting: sasha 190758


Grind up several Habenero peppers and snort the paste. Cures heart attacks too!
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06/13/2008 02:38 AM
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Re: its been 20 day's since i smoked pot and have a drug test tomorrow
Well boo fuckin' hoo. Stop smoking drugs or find a different job. Because the fact is, sooner or later they will all be testing for drugs.

Right at this very minute, doctors offices are starting to implement drug testing on a random basis. If you fail the test, you have to find a different doc. And a job, because the info is relayed to...Your boss!. What I just told you is inside info, right from the horses mouth.

So like it or leave it. This applies to United States by the way.
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06/13/2008 02:40 AM
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Well boo fuckin' hoo. Stop smoking drugs or find a different job. Because the fact is, sooner or later they will all be testing for drugs.

Right at this very minute, doctors offices are starting to implement drug testing on a random basis. If you fail the test, you have to find a different doc. And a job, because the info is relayed to...Your boss!. What I just told you is inside info, right from the horses mouth.

So like it or leave it. This applies to United States by the way.
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bsflagSomeone needs to slap you. Quit spreading lies and go read a book.
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06/13/2008 02:59 AM
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Re: its been 20 day's since i smoked pot and have a drug test tomorrow
Well boo fuckin' hoo. Stop smoking drugs or find a different job. Because the fact is, sooner or later they will all be testing for drugs.

Right at this very minute, doctors offices are starting to implement drug testing on a random basis. If you fail the test, you have to find a different doc. And a job, because the info is relayed to...Your boss!. What I just told you is inside info, right from the horses mouth.

So like it or leave it. This applies to United States by the way.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 445347


You mean the "United Corporations of America", don't you?
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sasha (OP)
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06/13/2008 03:21 AM
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Re: its been 20 day's since i smoked pot and have a drug test tomorrow
Thanks for the kind words and advice, gives me hope that i'll pass just fine.
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06/13/2008 03:33 AM
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Re: its been 20 day's since i smoked pot and have a drug test tomorrow
i smoked the bud it was about 3 hits or so



you smoked one time??? tree weeks ago

lol

you'll be fine
sasha (OP)
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06/13/2008 03:46 AM
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i smoked the bud it was about 3 hits or so



you smoked one time??? tree weeks ago

lol

you'll be fine
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yes 3 weeks ago yes, but several months maybe 3 or 4 ago i did alot, but that should be out, but once 3 week ago and also a month before that, so i havent had alot in past 2 and a half months, just 2 different occasions.
Wasayo
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06/13/2008 03:50 AM
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i would stop flooding your system now though, they can tell if you are consuming way above average

anyways, you should be fine
 Quoting: malu



Hi, malu!

What's "average" these days?

Back in the 60's, people toked all day long, heh heh... Wasayo
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06/13/2008 03:50 AM
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Yeah i'll be going on 5 weeks next Tuesday since i last smoked, its too damn hard to find a new job around here that doesn't test and isn't a mcdonalds. This is the first time since Oct 06 that i haven't smoked on a daily basis. I quit for about a month back then after i moved and didn't have a hook. Before that it was probably 2003 that i quit for 5 months.

I'm pretty sure i'm gonna have to detox for a lot longer than 30-45 days, my avg smoking intake my last 6-8 years has been about 7-10 grams a week, with only about 10 months off the entire time.

One of my friends had to take piss tests for diversion, and he quit, but after his second test they were telling him that his THC level was actually going up even though he stopped smoking. He got tossed in jail a couple times after some of the tests.

I'm thinking its gonna be at least 60-90 days, if ever, for me to clear out my system, i'd be interested to hear others who smoked a ton and then had to detox. I don't drink or do other drugs, so this sobriety thing is getting pretty old.
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06/13/2008 05:15 AM
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i can understand drug testing for airline pilots, train drivers etc.

But why for any other job?

If they did that in UK no companies would have any enployees.
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06/13/2008 08:18 AM
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Re: its been 20 day's since i smoked pot and have a drug test tomorrow
Don't listen to these old wives tales about herbs, etc.
Whilst I don't condone drug use, I do know that if you drink litres and litres and liters of water for at least 12 hours before hand, by the time you take the test your urine will be very watered down, and any residual THC still present in your urine will be temporarily minimal. You will however be going to the bathroom quite frequently.

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