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I Have To Pass Drug Test Tomorrow! HELP!!!

 
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My Army Recruiter just called me and wants to do a drug test TOMORROW! This came outta the blue, was not expecting this for at least another month and I smoked yesterday morning and a couple of times during the week last week! What can I do?
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Idiot!!

Drink LOTS of water. Plan on spending lots of time in the bathroom.

You're going to have literally drink gallons of water. But, don't drink so much that you get water toxicity. (lightheaded, sick to your stomach, headache)
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piss tests and hair tests can be easy to pass with products from your local head shop.

however if they do a swab test on your inner cheek you are screwed.
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drink alot of water and/or cranberry juice and only give midstream, not start or end of stream. Had you considered just fessing up, he/she is only a recruiter and wants your body/soul in uniform, I'm sure they'd reschedule to make sure they make their quttoa (sp?)
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Idiot!!

Drink LOTS of water. Plan on spending lots of time in the bathroom.

You're going to have literally drink gallons of water. But, don't drink so much that you get water toxicity. (lightheaded, sick to your stomach, headache)
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and take a B complex vitamin. turns your pee yellow.
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Drink DISTILLED water.It's much better in this situation.
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Personally, I would hit the bong heavy tonight as an opportunity to stay OUT of the military.
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add some vinegar to the water.
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Yeah, I am thinking I need to be straight up with the guy...tell him the truth and buy some time.
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B-3, or Niacin, is fat soluble (as is THC). Blow yourself up with niacin and water, piss as much as you possibly can, and run at least a few miles. Sweat as much as possible. Also, take creatine right before your test. Since they test for creatine levels in your piss (to see if you've been trying to flush your system, which you are) taking creatine = win. Also, make sure that when you piss you DON'T fill the cup with the beginning or the end of the pee, fill it with the middle as it's the most diluted.

Again, load your body with B-3, drink a shitload of distilled water (as the above poster said) and run your ass off. And take creatine.

Good luck brother.
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Idiot!!

Drink LOTS of water. Plan on spending lots of time in the bathroom.

You're going to have literally drink gallons of water. But, don't drink so much that you get water toxicity. (lightheaded, sick to your stomach, headache)

and take a B complex vitamin. turns your pee yellow.
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Don't think yelloe counts....won't hide 'the fact.'
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Yeah, I am thinking I need to be straight up with the guy...tell him the truth and buy some time.
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ur best bet....
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Here's an idea - STOP DOIN' DRUGS. This ain't the '60s anymore. Damn, I remember a time if you got nabbed for DWI, they took your keys and made you sleep it off in the car. Those days are long gone. Give it up.
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Personally, I would hit the bong heavy tonight as an opportunity to stay OUT of the military.
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no shit, joining the military now of all times? what a dumbass.
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Personally, I would hit the bong heavy tonight as an opportunity to stay OUT of the military.
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I agree with him.
Personal responsibility - try it sometime. Quit blaming others for your bad choices. Consequences happen.

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Here's an idea - STOP DOIN' DRUGS. This ain't the '60s anymore. Damn, I remember a time if you got nabbed for DWI, they took your keys and made you sleep it off in the car. Those days are long gone. Give it up.
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WAY more people smoke weed now than in the 60's. Weed is americas #1 cash crop.
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Why did you smoke it? Morons are destined to learn the hard way.
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Why did you smoke it? Morons are destined to learn the hard way.
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You are the moron for judging the OP. There's absolutely nothing wrong with smoking weed!
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go find some wheatgrass juice. maybe at a smoothie place like smoothie king or an organic grocery store like whole foods. 2 oz should be good, may make u feel sick, just lay down and it will pass. make sure u drink tons of fluids and eat no fatty foods. also, piss a few times in the morning before. good luck. sucks that u get in trouble for smoking, maybe itd be better for u to get caught and tell them to f off, get a dd and then ull be out and can do as u please.
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go find some wheatgrass juice. maybe at a smoothie place like smoothie king or an organic grocery store like whole foods. 2 oz should be good, may make u feel sick, just lay down and it will pass. make sure u drink tons of fluids and eat no fatty foods. also, piss a few times in the morning before. good luck. sucks that u get in trouble for smoking, maybe itd be better for u to get caught and tell them to f off, get a dd and then ull be out and can do as u please.
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go find some wheatgrass juice. maybe at a smoothie place like smoothie king or an organic grocery store like whole foods. 2 oz should be good, may make u feel sick, just lay down and it will pass. make sure u drink tons of fluids and eat no fatty foods. also, piss a few times in the morning before. good luck. sucks that u get in trouble for smoking, maybe itd be better for u to get caught and tell them to f off, get a dd and then ull be out and can do as u please.
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go find some wheatgrass juice. maybe at a smoothie place like smoothie king or an organic grocery store like whole foods. 2 oz should be good, may make u feel sick, just lay down and it will pass. make sure u drink tons of fluids and eat no fatty foods. also, piss a few times in the morning before. good luck. sucks that u get in trouble for smoking, maybe itd be better for u to get caught and tell them to f off, get a dd and then ull be out and can do as u please.
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Tell them you have Morgellens. And the scabs and scales on your arms, legs, and face are from the tiny threads popping out of your skin.

You'll either get a free pass, or locked up in the looney hotel.

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My Army Recruiter just called me and wants to do a drug test TOMORROW! This came outta the blue, was not expecting this for at least another month and I smoked yesterday morning and a couple of times during the week last week! What can I do?
 Quoting: OMG! 452305


Don't sweat it. Your recruiter is probably a drug pusher anyway. When I was in the army(1972-1974), several of the E-5's sold pot and pills to the lower ranks.

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tell them you want to delay the test

they are really hard up for recruits

schedule it for two week from now

and stay off the pot

I bet they will let you
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Show up tomorrow "IN DRAG". Maybe that will postpone the test.
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My Army Recruiter just called me and wants to do a drug test TOMORROW! This came outta the blue, was not expecting this for at least another month and I smoked yesterday morning and a couple of times during the week last week! What can I do?
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Nothing.

All Drugs (and other substances) are absorbed by fat are are detectable by trace amounts for a length of time depending on if they are water soluble or not.

Pot is not water soluble - it takes weeks to purge the system below the threshold of blood and urine tests. Hair test is much longer and your hair can be read much like the rings of a tree. The longer your hair, the further back into the past your chemical history can be read.

And no - drinking lots of fluids, using detox, the head shop stuff, none of that causes your body to purge any quicker.

[link to www.libertydrugtest.com] gives a good list at how long certain drugs remain detectable in your system under what circumstances - for instance smoking one joint will last 1 to 10 days - if you smoke all the time we are talking in terms of a month.

All of the hype and myth about being able to 'purge' the drug out of your system is just that - myth.

If there was a way around the drug tests then all tests would be hair tests.

Your best bet is to come clean - and tell the truth.

Of course you will not heed this advice and will attempt to purge your system and will be all upset when the recruitment office passes you over.
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your army recruiter, huh?

well, OP, why don't you do yourself and us a favor, and tell your army to recruiter to shove it up his ass? you don't need to be in the army, it is only hurting this nation and planet.
tell your "master" to fuck off.
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Personally, I would hit the bong heavy tonight as an opportunity to stay OUT of the military.
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hell yes. this is your chance to bail. take it.
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tell them you want to delay the test

they are really hard up for recruits

schedule it for two week from now

and stay off the pot

I bet they will let you
 Quoting: Mr. Predictor



If you truly want to be vaccinated like a labrat and this is what you want-otherwise any dirty screen is in the Federal record for the rest of your life

More fat=harder clear time


many head shops sell stuff and usually it works but occasionally it fails-it will be recorded


the posters with ideas as distilled water,some vinegar...exercising and sweating,catching the sample mid stream etc are great as well

"B-3, or Niacin, is fat soluble (as is THC). Blow yourself up with niacin and water, piss as much as you possibly can, and run at least a few miles. Sweat as much as possible. Also, take creatine right before your test. Since they test for creatine levels in your piss (to see if you've been trying to flush your system, which you are) taking creatine = win. Also, make sure that when you piss you DON'T fill the cup with the beginning or the end of the pee, fill it with the middle as it's the most diluted.

Again, load your body with B-3, drink a shitload of distilled water (as the above poster said) and run your ass off. And take creatine.

Good luck brother."


but I favor the one I quoted as they are desperate-unless you want an out this is your opportunity-

or be straight 'off the record' in person and I am sure he can accomodate you-as another few posters alluded to-many of the lower rank get supplies from the higher-sad to say corruption is within the military too as the cia drug running operations through the past 5 decades here have shown and even extending to british runs in india/china/etc and the drug running from days of old


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