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I FOUND A STAIN ON MY WIFE'S DRESS (SEMEN?)

 
PABLITO FROM L.A.
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I FOUND A STAIN ON MY WIFE'S DRESS (SEMEN?)
I was doing the washing and noticed a creamy stain on my wife's blue dress.
I think it is semen but definitely not mine.
what should I do?
what would you do in my situation?
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smell it?

could be ranch dressing she dropped from her salad at lunch.
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hehehe

TASTE it and find out!
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I would ask her if your pastor has a big dick like a donkey with folds and folds of skin on it. Then when her head explodes, I would go finish my homework....k son?
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FUCK HER IN THE BUTT AND TELL HER YOURE LEAVIN HER CHEATIN ASS.... WHORE!!! GOD WOMEN ARE SUCH WHORES!!
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I would ask her if your pastor has a big dick like a donkey with folds and folds of skin on it. Then when her head explodes, I would go finish my homework....k son?
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puede essere possible
madre de dios, how do you know about the pastor?
i have been suspicious of that puerco pastore lately.
last 3 weeks my wife has been strange and been going to church 4 times a week.
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06/25/2008 01:18 AM
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I was doing the washing and noticed a creamy stain on my wife's blue dress.
I think it is semen but definitely not mine.
what should I do?
what would you do in my situation?

 Quoting: PABLITO FROM L.A. 457728


It's probably a chemtrail stain. Ignore it.



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say nothing and hire a private eye for 2 weeks. As Insomnia said it could be dressing or something harmless, no sense in destroying a relationship over salad
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I would ask her if your pastor has a big dick like a donkey with folds and folds of skin on it. Then when her head explodes, I would go finish my homework....k son?

puede essere possible
madre de dios, how do you know about the pastor?
i have been suspicious of that puerco pastore lately.
last 3 weeks my wife has been strange and been going to church 4 times a week.
 Quoting: Pablito from LA 457728

I'm psychic, so I know junk, and you betcha she's gettin some strange. I can sense the Pastor has been helping her brush her teeth.
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THIS SHOULD BE PINNED!!
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THIS SHOULD BE PINNED!!
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This new guy totaly owns you, you are yesterdays news....
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06/25/2008 01:28 AM
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Amigo analizalo con un microscopio ó en un laboratorio y despues hablas con ella. Ok?

Sí resulta positivo, pregunta por que te engaño y hay tu decides.

Saludos.
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Amigo analizalo con un microscopio ó en un laboratorio y despues hablas con ella. Ok?

Sí resulta positivo, pregunta por que te engaño y hay tu decides.

Saludos.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 457813

tu piense?
madre de dios
i am scared of the truth
what if it is the puerco pastore?
jo pienso que el pastore me engan~a
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FUCK HER IN THE BUTT AND TELL HER YOURE LEAVIN HER CHEATIN ASS.... WHORE!!! GOD WOMEN ARE SUCH WHORES!!
 Quoting: Paranormal Investigator

Only the ones who would give you the time of day. Stop blaming us for the ones YOU have chosen. It's time to grow up and start taking responsiblity for the choices you have made. You'd be doing us women a great favor by taking up with your own sex. I'm sure there are plenty of male whores lurking in a nearby park who would love to get ahold of you. There are a lot of wonderful men out there, but you aren't one of them.
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Amigo analizalo con un microscopio ó en un laboratorio y despues hablas con ella. Ok?

Sí resulta positivo, pregunta por que te engaño y hay tu decides.

Saludos.

tu piense?
madre de dios
i am scared of the truth
what if it is the puerco pastore?
jo pienso que el pastore me engan~a
 Quoting: PABLITO FROM L.A. 457728



Ya te dije lo que teneís que hacer.

Buenas noches.
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06/25/2008 02:40 AM
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que te coja el pastor y compara el DNA de la ropa de tu vieja y tu culo !!
bueno , es una idea ...
chuckle
PABLITO FROM L.A. (OP)
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que te coja el pastor y compara el DNA de la ropa de tu vieja y tu culo !!
bueno , es una idea ...
chuckle
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es una idea loca
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06/25/2008 03:01 AM
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Seriously, think logic before you panic.
The stain can be everything, from stuff you loose when you sneeze to salad dressing indeed.

Think, have you ever stained your wifes clothes like that?
Is it logical, that when she has an affaire she would stain her dress?
I don't think so...
I guess she would be naked in such a situation.

Dont jump to conclusions, cause in your unconsious it works on, even when you try to forget about it.

The thought it might have happened makes it real for you, and both of you will be living a different reality.

Just be, and if you worry, give her extra love...
you will find out eventually if somethings wrong, but don't make a proffesion about worrying, cause you will kill your love for her when in doubt.
And anxiety can be a bitch, driving her to the situation you fear in the long term, wich would make you say:
I knew it all along.

Peace...
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Infidelity Test Kit

Infidelity Test Kit bundles a UV Light, CheckMate Infidelity Semen Detection Test, and an order form to purchase the GeneTree DNA Comparison Test separately if you choose to analyze any inexplicable body fluids that you might have discovered.


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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 341724

this is amazing, thank you for the information
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PABLITO FROM L.A. (OP)
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Seriously, think logic before you panic.
The stain can be everything, from stuff you loose when you sneeze to salad dressing indeed.

Think, have you ever stained your wifes clothes like that?
Is it logical, that when she has an affaire she would stain her dress?
I don't think so...
I guess she would be naked in such a situation.

Dont jump to conclusions, cause in your unconsious it works on, even when you try to forget about it.

The thought it might have happened makes it real for you, and both of you will be living a different reality.

Just be, and if you worry, give her extra love...
you will find out eventually if somethings wrong, but don't make a proffesion about worrying, cause you will kill your love for her when in doubt.
And anxiety can be a bitch, driving her to the situation you fear in the long term, wich would make you say:
I knew it all along.

Peace...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 457251

thank you for your support.
my suspition was that she may have done a "Monica"
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Seriously, think logic before you panic.
The stain can be everything, from stuff you loose when you sneeze to salad dressing indeed.

Think, have you ever stained your wifes clothes like that?
Is it logical, that when she has an affaire she would stain her dress?
I don't think so...
I guess she would be naked in such a situation.

Dont jump to conclusions, cause in your unconsious it works on, even when you try to forget about it.

The thought it might have happened makes it real for you, and both of you will be living a different reality.

Just be, and if you worry, give her extra love...
you will find out eventually if somethings wrong, but don't make a proffesion about worrying, cause you will kill your love for her when in doubt.
And anxiety can be a bitch, driving her to the situation you fear in the long term, wich would make you say:
I knew it all along.

Peace...

thank you for your support.
my suspition was that she may have done a "Monica"
 Quoting: PABLITO FROM L.A. 457728



and monica's dress...






was blue
PABLITO FROM L.A. (OP)
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could it be BILL"S??????????????????
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I would ask her if your pastor has a big dick like a donkey with folds and folds of skin on it. Then when her head explodes, I would go finish my homework....k son?
 Quoting: SHR


Good catch SHR!

you pastored his sorry tardass before the stain even had time dry LMAO
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HEY MARY!

IS THAT YOU AGAIN? yOUR OTHER PERSONALITY? WANT YOU TO KNOW I AM A FAN OF YOURS...HAHA!

AND NOW, YOU ARE PABLITO. POOR PABLITO!
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Got my wife on the street to pay our gas bill, she best come home with some stains!!!!
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Wash it quickly, you dont want Semonella poisoning.
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Sorry it ain't semen.

Semen does not remain 'creamy' on cloth - the moisture part is readily absorbed by the fabric - leaving very little in the way of a sign on dark fabrics other than a wet spot - or when dried a 'crusty' spot.

On light fabrics it will stain the material a slight yellow.

It is most likely something from lunch. Not semen.

If you are seriously in a marriage and seriously having this kind of thought or seeing semen where you would first think mayo, ice cream, or a hundred other items that could leave behind that kind of stain, then there is something wrong in your relationship or in you.

It is not uncommon for married folk to have their moments and think that the other is possibly cheating. However folk keep it to themselves and do not obsess about it unless there are may tiny signs. Then obsession usually leads to uncovering a 'truth'.

Commitment, Communication and Compromises is what keeps relationships healthy and strong and what makes them endure.

If you honestly truly feel or suspect your wife is cheating on you, then you need to be open and honest with her and tell her you feel that she is cheating.

This does not mean you storm in to the room and blurt out 'Your Cheating on me!'

This means you need to pull her aside (if you all have kids wait until they are in bed) and say "I FEEL that there is something going on, I feel that maybe you are cheating."

She will immediately deny it - maybe laugh it off, but you need to explain to her the 'reasons' why you feel she is cheating on you - and it has to be more than just a stained dress. You need to express your inner doubts, the 'signs' that give you the 'bad feeling' that something is taking place.

Once you start talking about these things she will understand that you are serious and that you do have a 'feeling' and want or need reassurances from her that everything is ok - or on the off chance she is seeing someone else, the truth.

If confrontation is a problem for you, then write it out - no not 'I saw what I think is semen on a dress' - write down all of the things that lead to to feel this way.

In all honesty people do not immediately think cum stain on a dress - if you do have that thought then there are many other 'tiny signs' which you have noted on one level but not really thought about.
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