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I FOUND A STAIN ON MY WIFE'S DRESS (SEMEN?)

 
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OP, fucking wake up. You're doing the wash and you want to know why your wife might be fucking around? Are you whipped or what? Jesus H. Christ, grow a pair.

Scrape a small amount of the substance into a clean container or baggie and surf the net for a lab that does specimen analysis. Probably cost you about $50. It will be the best money you ever spent. If it comes up clean you bought piece of mind. If it is semen, you now know the absolute truth, before you confront her. Because if you confront her with only a suspicious, she will make you feel like a piece of shit for a very long time. Trust me spend the money and GROW SOME BALLS MUTHERF**KER!!! LOL
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Sorry it ain't semen.

Semen does not remain 'creamy' on cloth - the moisture part is readily absorbed by the fabric - leaving very little in the way of a sign on dark fabrics other than a wet spot - or when dried a 'crusty' spot.

On light fabrics it will stain the material a slight yellow.

It is most likely something from lunch. Not semen.

If you are seriously in a marriage and seriously having this kind of thought or seeing semen where you would first think mayo, ice cream, or a hundred other items that could leave behind that kind of stain, then there is something wrong in your relationship or in you.

It is not uncommon for married folk to have their moments and think that the other is possibly cheating. However folk keep it to themselves and do not obsess about it unless there are may tiny signs. Then obsession usually leads to uncovering a 'truth'.

Commitment, Communication and Compromises is what keeps relationships healthy and strong and what makes them endure.

If you honestly truly feel or suspect your wife is cheating on you, then you need to be open and honest with her and tell her you feel that she is cheating.

This does not mean you storm in to the room and blurt out 'Your Cheating on me!'

This means you need to pull her aside (if you all have kids wait until they are in bed) and say "I FEEL that there is something going on, I feel that maybe you are cheating."

She will immediately deny it - maybe laugh it off, but you need to explain to her the 'reasons' why you feel she is cheating on you - and it has to be more than just a stained dress. You need to express your inner doubts, the 'signs' that give you the 'bad feeling' that something is taking place.

Once you start talking about these things she will understand that you are serious and that you do have a 'feeling' and want or need reassurances from her that everything is ok - or on the off chance she is seeing someone else, the truth.

If confrontation is a problem for you, then write it out - no not 'I saw what I think is semen on a dress' - write down all of the things that lead to to feel this way.

In all honesty people do not immediately think cum stain on a dress - if you do have that thought then there are many other 'tiny signs' which you have noted on one level but not really thought about.
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OP, fucking wake up. You're doing the wash and you want to know why your wife might be fucking around? Are you whipped or what? Jesus H. Christ, grow a pair.

Scrape a small amount of the substance into a clean container or baggie and surf the net for a lab that does specimen analysis. Probably cost you about $50. It will be the best money you ever spent. If it comes up clean you bought piece of mind. If it is semen, you now know the absolute truth, before you confront her. Because if you confront her with only a suspicious, she will make you feel like a piece of shit for a very long time. Trust me spend the money and GROW SOME BALLS MUTHERF**KER!!! LOL
 Quoting: Sorter

you are correct
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bloody puta muchachas, too much worry por me
madre de dios
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06/25/2008 06:58 AM
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bsflag Another made up story, get a life
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semen stains on the back of your underpants more like it "Pablito"
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THIS SHOULD BE PINNED!!

This new guy totaly owns you, you are yesterdays news....
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Sieg Heil! Another member of the GLP Group Think Gestapo....New guy? As opposed to what? An old guy like you? Typical quote of the Glp Gestapo "I've been coming here since 2001 and it's just not the same." LMAO

NO dude you are yesterdays news...you're being violently overthrown..NOW FUCK OFF DOUCHE BAG...or to use the GLP GESTAPO vernacular "grasshopper."
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THIS SHOULD BE PINNED!!

This new guy totaly owns you, you are yesterdays news....



Sieg Heil! Another member of the GLP Group Think Gestapo....New guy? As opposed to what? An old guy like you? Typical quote of the Glp Gestapo "I've been coming here since 2001 and it's just not the same." LMAO

NO dude you are yesterdays news...you're being violently overthrown..NOW FUCK OFF DOUCHE BAG...or to use the GLP GESTAPO vernacular "grasshopper."
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madre de dios, que pasa?
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06/25/2008 07:28 AM
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Hey, cut out that fuckin Spanish shit, I don't want to see any of that around here.
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Hey, cut out that fuckin Spanish shit, I don't want to see any of that around here.
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pardon, por favor!
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06/25/2008 07:51 AM
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what did you find on her tush ?
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I was doing the washing and noticed a creamy stain on my wife's blue dress.
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YOU were doing the washing?!

IMO you should be more concerned about the creamy stains on your own dress.. Mary.
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what did you find on her tush ?
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pardon me.
no compriende I dont understand the word "tush"
sorry
my english very basic
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what did you find on her tush ?
 Quoting: inspector 272341



notices offering free parking for group bookings.
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06/25/2008 08:21 AM
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Typical quote of the Glp Gestapo "I've been coming here since 2001 and it's just not the same." LMAO

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be fair given the number of times the world has ended since 2001 it's hardly likely to be the same is it.
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06/25/2008 08:36 AM
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blacklight it :)

and ya there is keyloggers you can ue to see if shes being stupid with the pc and Phone loggers also.

there is many ways to catch a cheating spouse man.

good luck and hope its from her girlfriend shes gotten you for your birthday.
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FUCK HER IN THE BUTT AND TELL HER YOURE LEAVIN HER CHEATIN ASS.... WHORE!!! GOD WOMEN ARE SUCH WHORES!!
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Well, just stick to men.
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Sorry it ain't semen.

Semen does not remain 'creamy' on cloth - the moisture part is readily absorbed by the fabric - leaving very little in the way of a sign on dark fabrics other than a wet spot - or when dried a 'crusty' spot.

On light fabrics it will stain the material a slight yellow.

It is most likely something from lunch. Not semen.

If you are seriously in a marriage and seriously having this kind of thought or seeing semen where you would first think mayo, ice cream, or a hundred other items that could leave behind that kind of stain, then there is something wrong in your relationship or in you.

It is not uncommon for married folk to have their moments and think that the other is possibly cheating. However folk keep it to themselves and do not obsess about it unless there are may tiny signs. Then obsession usually leads to uncovering a 'truth'.

Commitment, Communication and Compromises is what keeps relationships healthy and strong and what makes them endure.

If you honestly truly feel or suspect your wife is cheating on you, then you need to be open and honest with her and tell her you feel that she is cheating.

This does not mean you storm in to the room and blurt out 'Your Cheating on me!'

This means you need to pull her aside (if you all have kids wait until they are in bed) and say "I FEEL that there is something going on, I feel that maybe you are cheating."

She will immediately deny it - maybe laugh it off, but you need to explain to her the 'reasons' why you feel she is cheating on you - and it has to be more than just a stained dress. You need to express your inner doubts, the 'signs' that give you the 'bad feeling' that something is taking place.

Once you start talking about these things she will understand that you are serious and that you do have a 'feeling' and want or need reassurances from her that everything is ok - or on the off chance she is seeing someone else, the truth.

If confrontation is a problem for you, then write it out - no not 'I saw what I think is semen on a dress' - write down all of the things that lead to to feel this way.

In all honesty people do not immediately think cum stain on a dress - if you do have that thought then there are many other 'tiny signs' which you have noted on one level but not really thought about.

 Quoting: Wraithwynd




jerkit
OMG! we have a cumshot professional here!
Hey can you analyze mine if I send you some on my underwear?
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FUCK HER IN THE BUTT AND TELL HER YOURE LEAVIN HER CHEATIN ASS.... WHORE!!! GOD WOMEN ARE SUCH WHORES!!
 Quoting: Paranormal Investigator



say what what in thaaa buttttt!!!

lol man , tell her you cheated on her and find out the answer !
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listen pablo i beat my wife every day ,if i dont know why she as fuck does, so i hope this is of help to you


cho cho
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06/25/2008 09:27 AM
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Cum on now, quit being paranoid!!
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Be happy thats she might be having some fun...you obviously arent providing it. If you love her....let her and enjoy that she is having that blast. You only live once...and if she was smelling yor undies she might be looking askance of you.

Not all women marry for love. If your wife didnt then you need to accept that and allow for infidelity but enjoy the stability you do have. If you are so gorgeous that you can envisage getting another mate.......then figure out if that is necessary or viable (if kids are envolved) or again...suck it up.

Many women make food/meals or playdough for their children.....are you sure you arent projecting YOUR need to cheat with normal play/food/toothpaste on clothes factors.

Often the need to see a spouse as a cheater comes from ones own sense of wanting to. If you are looking that hard....it might be you thats the cheater even if you havent found someone to do it with yet.
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FUCK HER IN THE BUTT AND TELL HER YOURE LEAVIN HER CHEATIN ASS.... WHORE!!! GOD WOMEN ARE SUCH WHORES!!
 Quoting: Paranormal Investigator


You talk like that and you are a paramormal investigator??
That is bad vibes and you will not help anyone with
that coming out of your aura.
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Women have emissions themselves, snot, vaginal secretions, coughing bouts, YOUR cumshots and wipe them in many places...yes we arent always tidily sneezing into tissues.

Sometimes whever is handy is useful, the laundry basket comes to mind, as it needs washing anyway. You jumping to a semen conclusion is very odd....go get counselling for your paranoia. Its probably you that wants to cheat and looks for those traits in her.
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06/25/2008 11:20 AM
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Don't worry bro, it's not semen.

I was very careful to have her completely naked while she was blowing me, and I came all over her face. Some did get onto the titties, but her dress was in the other room at the time.
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I was doing the washing and noticed a creamy stain on my wife's blue dress.
I think it is semen but definitely not mine.
what should I do?
what would you do in my situation?
ajuda me por favor
 Quoting: PABLITO FROM L.A. 457728

Next we'll be hearing from the pastore.This is just a guess,not a prophesy.
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06/26/2008 05:33 AM
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could be peanis butter?
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06/26/2008 06:00 AM
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As SHR astutely suggested, this has got to be part 3 of "Mary from L.A.'s" fictional rated X soap opera.
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I was doing the washing and noticed a creamy stain on my wife's blue dress.
I think it is semen but definitely not mine.
what should I do?
what would you do in my situation?
ajuda me por favor
 Quoting: PABLITO FROM L.A. 457728

AH NEVER HAD SEX WITH THAT WOMAN
MS MONICA LEWISKY
NEVER, YOU HEAR ME?
I SWEAR ON A STACK OF BIBLES
FELLATIO DOES NOT CONSTITUTE SEX. OK?
AMEN
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Keep the dress around for a couple years to see if it was somebody important that deposited the semen. Then if it is, you should be able to get them in a lot of trouble, and get a big payoff from them to live happily ever after on.
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if you go down on your wife and come up with a milk mustache, maybe you're right, she's a player.

if it's just a semen stain on her dress it could have an innocent explanation, for example, does she ride the subway home from work. is she a receptionist in a sperm donor lab. does she change the condiment bottles at a school cafeteria? is she a cab driver for hookers and sit in the back seat having a smoke while they service their clients? is she a guard at a max security prison for men? does she clean out the spa bath at a gay bath house? is she a fluffer at a bukkake record breaker event?

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