I FOUND A STAIN ON MY WIFE'S DRESS (SEMEN?) | |
Sorter User ID: 455598 United States 06/25/2008 05:08 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Scrape a small amount of the substance into a clean container or baggie and surf the net for a lab that does specimen analysis. Probably cost you about $50. It will be the best money you ever spent. If it comes up clean you bought piece of mind. If it is semen, you now know the absolute truth, before you confront her. Because if you confront her with only a suspicious, she will make you feel like a piece of shit for a very long time. Trust me spend the money and GROW SOME BALLS MUTHERF**KER!!! LOL Music is a greater revelation than all philosophy and wisdom. |
PABLITO FROM L.A. (OP) User ID: 457728 Australia 06/25/2008 06:29 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Sorry it ain't semen. Quoting: WraithwyndSemen does not remain 'creamy' on cloth - the moisture part is readily absorbed by the fabric - leaving very little in the way of a sign on dark fabrics other than a wet spot - or when dried a 'crusty' spot. On light fabrics it will stain the material a slight yellow. It is most likely something from lunch. Not semen. If you are seriously in a marriage and seriously having this kind of thought or seeing semen where you would first think mayo, ice cream, or a hundred other items that could leave behind that kind of stain, then there is something wrong in your relationship or in you. It is not uncommon for married folk to have their moments and think that the other is possibly cheating. However folk keep it to themselves and do not obsess about it unless there are may tiny signs. Then obsession usually leads to uncovering a 'truth'. Commitment, Communication and Compromises is what keeps relationships healthy and strong and what makes them endure. If you honestly truly feel or suspect your wife is cheating on you, then you need to be open and honest with her and tell her you feel that she is cheating. This does not mean you storm in to the room and blurt out 'Your Cheating on me!' This means you need to pull her aside (if you all have kids wait until they are in bed) and say "I FEEL that there is something going on, I feel that maybe you are cheating." She will immediately deny it - maybe laugh it off, but you need to explain to her the 'reasons' why you feel she is cheating on you - and it has to be more than just a stained dress. You need to express your inner doubts, the 'signs' that give you the 'bad feeling' that something is taking place. Once you start talking about these things she will understand that you are serious and that you do have a 'feeling' and want or need reassurances from her that everything is ok - or on the off chance she is seeing someone else, the truth. If confrontation is a problem for you, then write it out - no not 'I saw what I think is semen on a dress' - write down all of the things that lead to to feel this way. In all honesty people do not immediately think cum stain on a dress - if you do have that thought then there are many other 'tiny signs' which you have noted on one level but not really thought about. gracias thank you very much you have given me a good relief. |
PABLITO FROM L.A. (OP) User ID: 457728 Australia 06/25/2008 06:32 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | OP, fucking wake up. You're doing the wash and you want to know why your wife might be fucking around? Are you whipped or what? Jesus H. Christ, grow a pair. Quoting: SorterScrape a small amount of the substance into a clean container or baggie and surf the net for a lab that does specimen analysis. Probably cost you about $50. It will be the best money you ever spent. If it comes up clean you bought piece of mind. If it is semen, you now know the absolute truth, before you confront her. Because if you confront her with only a suspicious, she will make you feel like a piece of shit for a very long time. Trust me spend the money and GROW SOME BALLS MUTHERF**KER!!! LOL you are correct gracias muchos bloody puta muchachas, too much worry por me madre de dios sangre de los diablos |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 452151 United States 06/25/2008 07:12 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | THIS SHOULD BE PINNED!! Quoting: SHRThis new guy totaly owns you, you are yesterdays news.... Sieg Heil! Another member of the GLP Group Think Gestapo....New guy? As opposed to what? An old guy like you? Typical quote of the Glp Gestapo "I've been coming here since 2001 and it's just not the same." LMAO NO dude you are yesterdays news...you're being violently overthrown..NOW FUCK OFF DOUCHE BAG...or to use the GLP GESTAPO vernacular "grasshopper." |
PABLITO FROM L.A. (OP) User ID: 457728 Australia 06/25/2008 07:16 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | THIS SHOULD BE PINNED!! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 452151This new guy totaly owns you, you are yesterdays news.... Sieg Heil! Another member of the GLP Group Think Gestapo....New guy? As opposed to what? An old guy like you? Typical quote of the Glp Gestapo "I've been coming here since 2001 and it's just not the same." LMAO NO dude you are yesterdays news...you're being violently overthrown..NOW FUCK OFF DOUCHE BAG...or to use the GLP GESTAPO vernacular "grasshopper." madre de dios, que pasa? |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 172662 United States 06/25/2008 09:11 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Sorry it ain't semen. Quoting: WraithwyndSemen does not remain 'creamy' on cloth - the moisture part is readily absorbed by the fabric - leaving very little in the way of a sign on dark fabrics other than a wet spot - or when dried a 'crusty' spot. On light fabrics it will stain the material a slight yellow. It is most likely something from lunch. Not semen. If you are seriously in a marriage and seriously having this kind of thought or seeing semen where you would first think mayo, ice cream, or a hundred other items that could leave behind that kind of stain, then there is something wrong in your relationship or in you. It is not uncommon for married folk to have their moments and think that the other is possibly cheating. However folk keep it to themselves and do not obsess about it unless there are may tiny signs. Then obsession usually leads to uncovering a 'truth'. Commitment, Communication and Compromises is what keeps relationships healthy and strong and what makes them endure. If you honestly truly feel or suspect your wife is cheating on you, then you need to be open and honest with her and tell her you feel that she is cheating. This does not mean you storm in to the room and blurt out 'Your Cheating on me!' This means you need to pull her aside (if you all have kids wait until they are in bed) and say "I FEEL that there is something going on, I feel that maybe you are cheating." She will immediately deny it - maybe laugh it off, but you need to explain to her the 'reasons' why you feel she is cheating on you - and it has to be more than just a stained dress. You need to express your inner doubts, the 'signs' that give you the 'bad feeling' that something is taking place. Once you start talking about these things she will understand that you are serious and that you do have a 'feeling' and want or need reassurances from her that everything is ok - or on the off chance she is seeing someone else, the truth. If confrontation is a problem for you, then write it out - no not 'I saw what I think is semen on a dress' - write down all of the things that lead to to feel this way. In all honesty people do not immediately think cum stain on a dress - if you do have that thought then there are many other 'tiny signs' which you have noted on one level but not really thought about. OMG! we have a cumshot professional here! Hey can you analyze mine if I send you some on my underwear? |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 350460 Australia 06/25/2008 10:57 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Not all women marry for love. If your wife didnt then you need to accept that and allow for infidelity but enjoy the stability you do have. If you are so gorgeous that you can envisage getting another mate.......then figure out if that is necessary or viable (if kids are envolved) or again...suck it up. Many women make food/meals or playdough for their children.....are you sure you arent projecting YOUR need to cheat with normal play/food/toothpaste on clothes factors. Often the need to see a spouse as a cheater comes from ones own sense of wanting to. If you are looking that hard....it might be you thats the cheater even if you havent found someone to do it with yet. |
Rebecca User ID: 445849 United States 06/25/2008 11:02 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | FUCK HER IN THE BUTT AND TELL HER YOURE LEAVIN HER CHEATIN ASS.... WHORE!!! GOD WOMEN ARE SUCH WHORES!! Quoting: Paranormal InvestigatorYou talk like that and you are a paramormal investigator?? That is bad vibes and you will not help anyone with that coming out of your aura. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 350460 Australia 06/25/2008 11:04 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Women have emissions themselves, snot, vaginal secretions, coughing bouts, YOUR cumshots and wipe them in many places...yes we arent always tidily sneezing into tissues. Sometimes whever is handy is useful, the laundry basket comes to mind, as it needs washing anyway. You jumping to a semen conclusion is very odd....go get counselling for your paranoia. Its probably you that wants to cheat and looks for those traits in her. |
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Mi'Kmaq User ID: 281899 Mexico 06/25/2008 11:27 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I was doing the washing and noticed a creamy stain on my wife's blue dress. Quoting: PABLITO FROM L.A. 457728I think it is semen but definitely not mine. what should I do? what would you do in my situation? ajuda me por favor Next we'll be hearing from the pastore.This is just a guess,not a prophesy. |
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MBECCU User ID: 465191 Australia 07/09/2008 02:54 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I was doing the washing and noticed a creamy stain on my wife's blue dress. Quoting: PABLITO FROM L.A. 457728I think it is semen but definitely not mine. what should I do? what would you do in my situation? ajuda me por favor AH NEVER HAD SEX WITH THAT WOMAN MS MONICA LEWISKY NEVER, YOU HEAR ME? I SWEAR ON A STACK OF BIBLES FELLATIO DOES NOT CONSTITUTE SEX. OK? AMEN |
Dirtfarmer User ID: 465129 United States 07/09/2008 03:29 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Keep the dress around for a couple years to see if it was somebody important that deposited the semen. Then if it is, you should be able to get them in a lot of trouble, and get a big payoff from them to live happily ever after on. How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think. Adolf Hitler When the government fears the people there is liberty; when the people fear the government there is tyranny. Thomas Jefferson "Expose yourself to your deepest fear; after that, fear has no power, and the fear of freedom shrinks and vanishes. You are free." Jim Morrison |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 460134 Australia 07/09/2008 06:54 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | if you go down on your wife and come up with a milk mustache, maybe you're right, she's a player. if it's just a semen stain on her dress it could have an innocent explanation, for example, does she ride the subway home from work. is she a receptionist in a sperm donor lab. does she change the condiment bottles at a school cafeteria? is she a cab driver for hookers and sit in the back seat having a smoke while they service their clients? is she a guard at a max security prison for men? does she clean out the spa bath at a gay bath house? is she a fluffer at a bukkake record breaker event? |