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I FOUND A STAIN ON MY WIFE'S DRESS (SEMEN?)

 
Anonymous Coward
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07/09/2008 07:21 AM
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Don't say a word until you have rock solid proof however you have to get it. Women will die with a secret like that before admitting to it. Keep your mouth shut, act as normal as you can, and gather your proof.

Once you have it, clean out every account you have, leave her a copy of the evidence and go on a nice vacation somewhere for a few weeks where she can't reach you. You deserve a nice vacation!
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07/09/2008 07:37 AM
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OP, fucking wake up. You're doing the wash and you want to know why your wife might be fucking around? Are you whipped or what? Jesus H. Christ, grow a pair.

Scrape a small amount of the substance into a clean container or baggie and surf the net for a lab that does specimen analysis. Probably cost you about $50. It will be the best money you ever spent. If it comes up clean you bought piece of mind. If it is semen, you now know the absolute truth, before you confront her. Because if you confront her with only a suspicious, she will make you feel like a piece of shit for a very long time. Trust me spend the money and GROW SOME BALLS MUTHERF**KER!!! LOL

you are correct
gracias muchos
bloody puta muchachas, too much worry por me
madre de dios
sangre de los diablos
 Quoting: PABLITO FROM L.A. 457728

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07/09/2008 08:31 AM
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yep! I found a seamen on my wife too....
MBECCU
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07/11/2008 02:26 AM
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I was doing the washing and noticed a creamy stain on my wife's blue dress.
I think it is semen but definitely not mine.
what should I do?
what would you do in my situation?
ajuda me por favor
 Quoting: PABLITO FROM L.A. 457728

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Anonymous Coward
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07/11/2008 02:46 AM
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Check out what kind of deoderant/antipersperant she is using.

It's not uncommon to put your clothes on before your underarms dry and get that stuff on the fabric.

You said it's creamy? look for a roll on or gel

Semen would be dried.

Or, as others have suggested, food or salad dressing of some sort.

Just don't charge in accussing her of cheating before you've figured it out. It could seriously damage your relationship.
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11/18/2008 06:27 AM
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I would ask her if your pastor has a big dick like a donkey with folds and folds of skin on it. Then when her head explodes, I would go finish my homework....k son?
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11/18/2008 06:28 AM
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11/18/2008 06:59 AM
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Some snotty nosed kid probably ran into her or some baby puked up in front of her while she was in line at Walmart. Circumstantial evidence can be so convincing in the accuser's mind but so far from the truth. I hate circumstantial evidence.
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11/18/2008 07:12 AM
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The first real boyfriend I had was extremely jealous and possessive. He was always accusing me of cheating on him, something that was beyond anything I'd ever do. He would wear me down. He looked a lot like a youthful Clint Eastwood -- 6'2" blue eyed 165lb with cherry blond hair--great kisser, as in quite seductive. How dumb was I? He was cheating on me the whole year and a half we were together. Nothing but a selfish bastard! Years later he came by my folks house looking for me. When they told him I had just gotten married, he broke down and cried. Well, I never knew he could cry so his karma came back on him.

So this stain grab you're talking about is either bogus or you are one sick mother to even think so poorly of your wife.
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11/18/2008 07:13 AM
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Its okay. Put it on high temperature wash, and make sure it gets a full spin dry. Good as new. And the dress will have to dry cleaned as well.
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11/18/2008 07:27 AM
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Toothpaste.
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11/19/2008 12:09 AM
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11/19/2008 12:20 AM
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It ain't semen....just banana juice...
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11/19/2008 12:29 AM
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the mods have spoken...

you got owned!
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11/19/2008 12:44 AM
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Re: I FOUND A STAIN ON MY WIFE'S DRESS (SEMEN?)
WTF ????

Problem #1 Why are YOU doing the laundry???

Go get a brew and sit on the sofa by the t.v. like a REAL

man !!
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02/14/2009 03:07 AM
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this makes me worry.
i found a yellow stain on my wife's panties last month and it was a crusty yellow stain like dry semen.
it was strage becaus it was on the inside lining of her panties
first i thought that it was her semen coming our extra but then i realized that se doesnt ejaculate so it must have been put there by someone else?
i will figure out this puzzle if it kills me.
i will figure it out.
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02/14/2009 03:12 AM
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I was doing the washing and noticed a creamy stain on my wife's blue dress.
I think it is semen but definitely not mine.
what should I do?
what would you do in my situation?
ajuda me por favor
 Quoting: PABLITO FROM L.A. 457728


If you were washing your wife's dresses, the stain is probably something left over from when she cut your cojones off.
Anonymous Coward
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02/14/2009 10:20 PM
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i noticed myself that my wife had dried up sperm on the inside of her panties
then i realized that women dont ejaculate
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02/15/2009 01:50 AM
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Wife been cumming heavy or low? How can someone tell? If white that could still be hers.
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02/15/2009 02:12 AM
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PIN DIS SHIT
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02/15/2009 02:24 AM
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Re: I FOUND A STAIN ON MY WIFE'S DRESS (SEMEN?)
Amigo analizalo con un microscopio ó en un laboratorio y despues hablas con ella. Ok?

Sí resulta positivo, pregunta por que te engaño y hay tu decides.

Saludos.

tu piense?
madre de dios
i am scared of the truth
what if it is the puerco pastore?
jo pienso que el pastore me engan~a
 Quoting: PABLITO FROM L.A. 457728

Are yous sure your not Pablino with the crooked wander eye?
Anonymous Coward
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02/15/2009 03:13 AM
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see what ahppened, pabilto, is mary from la, who i imagine is your wife claimed her pastor hypnotised her for sex. so i imagine that semen belongs to your pastor as she is servicing him twice daily behind your back. i hope you and your wife get along better in future and stop sharing your most intimate secrets with glp.
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02/15/2009 03:18 AM
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omg, your spanish is perfect!
Anonymous Coward
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03/10/2009 07:32 AM
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PIN DIS SHIT
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Anonymous Coward
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03/10/2009 07:38 AM
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Re: I FOUND A STAIN ON MY WIFE'S DRESS (SEMEN?)
that's nothing! Wait till she comes home completely drenched in cum! Then start asking questions.
BillyX

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03/10/2009 07:53 AM
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Sorry i was ment to get it in your wifes mouth but i lost my aim.
Anonymous Coward
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03/10/2009 07:55 AM
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Get one of those cool UV lights they use on CSI for determining if its semen. They must sell them somewhere.
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04/08/2009 08:30 PM
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Re: I FOUND A STAIN ON MY WIFE'S DRESS (SEMEN?)
the other day i found semen on my wife's breasts
Anonymous Coward
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04/08/2009 08:38 PM
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It's friggen salad dressing dummy.

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