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I FOUND A STAIN ON MY WIFE'S DRESS (SEMEN?)
Anonymous Coward User ID: 396888 United States 07/09/2008 07:21 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I FOUND A STAIN ON MY WIFE'S DRESS (SEMEN?) Don't say a word until you have rock solid proof however you have to get it. Women will die with a secret like that before admitting to it. Keep your mouth shut, act as normal as you can, and gather your proof. Once you have it, clean out every account you have, leave her a copy of the evidence and go on a nice vacation somewhere for a few weeks where she can't reach you. You deserve a nice vacation!
coolhandluke74 User ID: 464275 United States 07/09/2008 07:37 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I FOUND A STAIN ON MY WIFE'S DRESS (SEMEN?) OP, fucking wake up. You're doing the wash and you want to know why your wife might be fucking around? Are you whipped or what? Jesus H. Christ, grow a pair. Scrape a small amount of the substance into a clean container or baggie and surf the net for a lab that does specimen analysis. Probably cost you about $50. It will be the best money you ever spent. If it comes up clean you bought piece of mind. If it is semen, you now know the absolute truth, before you confront her. Because if you confront her with only a suspicious, she will make you feel like a piece of shit for a very long time. Trust me spend the money and GROW SOME BALLS MUTHERFKER!!! LOL you are correct gracias muchos bloody puta muchachas, too much worry por me madre de dios sangre de los diablos Quoting: PABLITO FROM L.A. 457728**
Anonymous Coward User ID: 317540 United States 07/09/2008 08:31 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I FOUND A STAIN ON MY WIFE'S DRESS (SEMEN?) yep! I found a seamen on my wife too....
MBECCU User ID: 466196 Australia 07/11/2008 02:26 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I FOUND A STAIN ON MY WIFE'S DRESS (SEMEN?) I was doing the washing and noticed a creamy stain on my wife's blue dress. I think it is semen but definitely not mine. what should I do? what would you do in my situation? ajuda me por favor Quoting: PABLITO FROM L.A. 457728 LATEST HOLLYWOOD CRAZE SEMEN DRESSAGE
Anonymous Coward User ID: 460842 United States 07/11/2008 02:46 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I FOUND A STAIN ON MY WIFE'S DRESS (SEMEN?) Check out what kind of deoderant/antipersperant she is using. It's not uncommon to put your clothes on before your underarms dry and get that stuff on the fabric. You said it's creamy? look for a roll on or gel Semen would be dried. Or, as others have suggested, food or salad dressing of some sort. Just don't charge in accussing her of cheating before you've figured it out. It could seriously damage your relationship.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 553618 Australia 11/18/2008 06:27 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I FOUND A STAIN ON MY WIFE'S DRESS (SEMEN?) I would ask her if your pastor has a big dick like a donkey with folds and folds of skin on it. Then when her head explodes, I would go finish my homework....k son? Quoting: SHR

Anonymous Coward User ID: 553618 Australia 11/18/2008 06:28 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I FOUND A STAIN ON MY WIFE'S DRESS (SEMEN?)
Anonymous Coward User ID: 202319 United States 11/18/2008 06:59 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I FOUND A STAIN ON MY WIFE'S DRESS (SEMEN?) Some snotty nosed kid probably ran into her or some baby puked up in front of her while she was in line at Walmart. Circumstantial evidence can be so convincing in the accuser's mind but so far from the truth. I hate circumstantial evidence.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 202319 United States 11/18/2008 07:12 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I FOUND A STAIN ON MY WIFE'S DRESS (SEMEN?) The first real boyfriend I had was extremely jealous and possessive. He was always accusing me of cheating on him, something that was beyond anything I'd ever do. He would wear me down. He looked a lot like a youthful Clint Eastwood -- 6'2" blue eyed 165lb with cherry blond hair--great kisser, as in quite seductive. How dumb was I? He was cheating on me the whole year and a half we were together. Nothing but a selfish bastard! Years later he came by my folks house looking for me. When they told him I had just gotten married, he broke down and cried. Well, I never knew he could cry so his karma came back on him. So this stain grab you're talking about is either bogus or you are one sick mother to even think so poorly of your wife.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 294313 Ireland 11/18/2008 07:13 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I FOUND A STAIN ON MY WIFE'S DRESS (SEMEN?) Its okay. Put it on high temperature wash, and make sure it gets a full spin dry. Good as new. And the dress will have to dry cleaned as well.
Whee! 8D.qc.ca User ID: 550701 United States 11/18/2008 07:27 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I FOUND A STAIN ON MY WIFE'S DRESS (SEMEN?) Toothpaste. The world woud be a thousand times better place if more cults existed. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 673558

Anonymous Coward User ID: 477699 United States 11/18/2008 07:47 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I FOUND A STAIN ON MY WIFE'S DRESS (SEMEN?) Dog slobber
Anonymous Coward User ID: 553618 Australia 11/19/2008 12:09 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I FOUND A STAIN ON MY WIFE'S DRESS (SEMEN?)
Anonymous Coward User ID: 317540 United States 11/19/2008 12:20 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I FOUND A STAIN ON MY WIFE'S DRESS (SEMEN?) It ain't semen....just banana juice...
Anonymous Coward User ID: 552645 United States 11/19/2008 12:29 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I FOUND A STAIN ON MY WIFE'S DRESS (SEMEN?) the mods have spoken... you got owned!
Anonymous Coward User ID: 550794 United States 11/19/2008 12:44 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I FOUND A STAIN ON MY WIFE'S DRESS (SEMEN?) WTF ???? Problem #1 Why are YOU doing the laundry??? Go get a brew and sit on the sofa by the t.v. like a REAL man !!

suspiciuos mind User ID: 614537 Australia 02/14/2009 03:07 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I FOUND A STAIN ON MY WIFE'S DRESS (SEMEN?) this makes me worry. i found a yellow stain on my wife's panties last month and it was a crusty yellow stain like dry semen. it was strage becaus it was on the inside lining of her panties first i thought that it was her semen coming our extra but then i realized that se doesnt ejaculate so it must have been put there by someone else? i will figure out this puzzle if it kills me. i will figure it out.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 614061 Australia 02/14/2009 03:12 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I FOUND A STAIN ON MY WIFE'S DRESS (SEMEN?) I was doing the washing and noticed a creamy stain on my wife's blue dress. I think it is semen but definitely not mine. what should I do? what would you do in my situation? ajuda me por favor Quoting: PABLITO FROM L.A. 457728 If you were washing your wife's dresses, the stain is probably something left over from when she cut your cojones off.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 615315 Australia 02/14/2009 10:20 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I FOUND A STAIN ON MY WIFE'S DRESS (SEMEN?) i noticed myself that my wife had dried up sperm on the inside of her panties then i realized that women dont ejaculate
Los_Suorovinrac User ID: 615355 United States 02/15/2009 01:50 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I FOUND A STAIN ON MY WIFE'S DRESS (SEMEN?) Wife been cumming heavy or low? How can someone tell? If white that could still be hers. Brother sun, intuition moon. Home at the forest. Sure every post I have mentions goat blood...How do you think we get plasma tv's? Organic needs are being assaulted. I'm not amused by this & encourage all to grow heirloom seed for themselves. The garden gives greatest power. Diabetes curing food list [Forget the FDA - Think for yourself]: Thread: Every item recently recalled by FDA for salmonella has diabetic healing also prostate Big Pharma rids their competition
PIN User ID: 615400 United States 02/15/2009 02:12 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I FOUND A STAIN ON MY WIFE'S DRESS (SEMEN?) PIN DIS SHIT

Anonymous Coward User ID: 615407 United States 02/15/2009 02:24 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I FOUND A STAIN ON MY WIFE'S DRESS (SEMEN?) Amigo analizalo con un microscopio ó en un laboratorio y despues hablas con ella. Ok? Sí resulta positivo, pregunta por que te engaño y hay tu decides. Saludos. tu piense? madre de dios i am scared of the truth what if it is the puerco pastore? jo pienso que el pastore me engan~a Quoting: PABLITO FROM L.A. 457728 Are yous sure your not Pablino with the crooked wander eye?
Anonymous Coward User ID: 296013 Iraq 02/15/2009 03:13 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I FOUND A STAIN ON MY WIFE'S DRESS (SEMEN?) see what ahppened, pabilto, is mary from la, who i imagine is your wife claimed her pastor hypnotised her for sex. so i imagine that semen belongs to your pastor as she is servicing him twice daily behind your back. i hope you and your wife get along better in future and stop sharing your most intimate secrets with glp.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 615431 Portugal 02/15/2009 03:18 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I FOUND A STAIN ON MY WIFE'S DRESS (SEMEN?) omg, your spanish is perfect!
Anonymous Coward User ID: 631719 Australia 03/10/2009 07:32 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I FOUND A STAIN ON MY WIFE'S DRESS (SEMEN?) PIN DIS SHIT Quoting: PIN 615400
Anonymous Coward User ID: 631717 United States 03/10/2009 07:38 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I FOUND A STAIN ON MY WIFE'S DRESS (SEMEN?) that's nothing! Wait till she comes home completely drenched in cum! Then start asking questions.

BillyX User ID: 631726 Australia 03/10/2009 07:53 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I FOUND A STAIN ON MY WIFE'S DRESS (SEMEN?) Sorry i was ment to get it in your wifes mouth but i lost my aim.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 606454 Canada 03/10/2009 07:55 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I FOUND A STAIN ON MY WIFE'S DRESS (SEMEN?) Get one of those cool UV lights they use on CSI for determining if its semen. They must sell them somewhere.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 653158 Australia 04/08/2009 08:30 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I FOUND A STAIN ON MY WIFE'S DRESS (SEMEN?) the other day i found semen on my wife's breasts
Anonymous Coward User ID: 631867 United States 04/08/2009 08:38 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I FOUND A STAIN ON MY WIFE'S DRESS (SEMEN?) It's friggen salad dressing dummy.
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