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HOW Do you get rid of the RUNS

 
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HOW Do you get rid of the RUNS
I'm serious..

i eat organic, drink one bottle of wine a day, and exercise, but every day in the morning i'm constantly on the toilet with runny poo..

this is no joke..no spam..it's annoying. it started a year ago..

i'm thin, in shape, but it's annoying. i'm 39..is this some sign of some impending health concern?

otherwise than that i feel great..
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cork
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Prunes....lots of prunes...
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Re: HOW Do you get rid of the RUNS
fiber and clay.
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Superglue your asshole shut.
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Try this, I got it from Earth Clinic, it worked for me:

Take a teaspoon of TURMERIC and mix it with a 1/4 cup or so of water, enough so you can get it down. Drink that, it worked right away for me. It's from Ayurvedic medicine.
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If you don;t like 'runs', try walking for a while !

Seriously, if your taking antibiotics for something, they WILL kill most of the bacteria in your intestine, causing partially digested food to 'pass right through' !

Other than that, your bile may NOT be coming down the ducts, so foods pass through only half digested.

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Superglue your asshole shut.
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probably some type of bacterial infection


drink some vinegar


and eat some garlic
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Pectin from apples will help.
Add apples to your diet.
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I had chronic diarrhea for years that came in bouts that lasted for months at a time before finally getting it under control. I didn't feel sick, but wondered how long I would live from being dehydrated. Well, that bullet didn't have my name on it.

What saved the day was a guy on a health forum stumbled into Colon Helper which worked its magic on him. I got some and it did the same thing for me, along with the use of charcoal caps. The combination is inexpensive, and has all herbal ingredients.

You can get them at Health Center for Better Living.
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Take care of it now because it gets worse until you're on the pot all day long! You are not alone in your misery. Thousands suffer the same annoying problem.
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Re: HOW Do you get rid of the RUNS
I'm serious..

i eat organic, drink one bottle of wine a day, and exercise, but every day in the morning i'm constantly on the toilet with runny poo..

this is no joke..no spam..it's annoying. it started a year ago..

i'm thin, in shape, but it's annoying. i'm 39..is this some sign of some impending health concern?

otherwise than that i feel great..
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 458118


You're probably killing your bacteria with a bottle of wine a day. Cut it to a glass or two.
You've lost your bacteria responsible for helping you digest your food. You need to be taking some probiotics. Don't get them at walmart, go to a healthfood store and ask for their best. They'll be in the refrigerated case.
Also, if you can, drink buttermilk with live bacteria, and yogurt with live culture. In a couple of days you'll be better.
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an entire bottle of wine per day is quite a bit, maybe back down on that. Apples, bananas, rice and toast is what they tell you for children. Can't hurt to give it a try and you probably already have it in the house. I'd say try that for a couple of days.
Also, if you eat dairy, you could've just developed an intolerance suddenly. Drop it out of your diet for a week and see if there is any improvement.

best of luck to you.
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old time remedy 4 or 5 whole uncooked garlic cloves peeled not cooked.not chopped either eat whole.but do not cook the garlic with steamed veggies smothered o top quality olive oil..un cooked eat whole peeled. ..garlic run off parasites over time from intestine track...top quality olive oil lubricates and heals intestines ..do it for life.always use olive oil with fresh pods of peeled garlic cause whole fresh garlic will burn your intestines with out the wright foods...but garlic is natures natural antibiotic...do for life .Greeks used it every dayin greece for thosands of yrs and stayed healthy ..reachers studied Greece residents ..do not cook your garlics u will lose the natural antbiotic in it juices...
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Re: HOW Do you get rid of the RUNS
I'm serious..

i eat organic, drink one bottle of wine a day, and exercise, but every day in the morning i'm constantly on the toilet with runny poo..

this is no joke..no spam..it's annoying. it started a year ago..

i'm thin, in shape, but it's annoying. i'm 39..is this some sign of some impending health concern?

otherwise than that i feel great..
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 458118


As a nurse, with GI Issues myself, increasing fiber will add bulk to your stool. You want you "poopies" to sink, not float. Floaters usually have a lot of fat, hence they float. Very runny, foul smelling stool is called "steatorrhea" which is excessive secretions of fecal lipids..fats)

The other poster was correct is saying limiting your alcohol to one or two glasses a day. Also, eating orgainic is a good way to eliminate chemicals BUT organisms and pests survive, organic fertilizer e.g. manure can carry actual critters that can CAUSE loose stools. Washing does remove some but some are systemic and get into the fruit or veggies. Hope that helps ya!
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Re: HOW Do you get rid of the RUNS
I'm serious..

i eat organic, drink one bottle of wine a day, and exercise, but every day in the morning i'm constantly on the toilet with runny poo..

this is no joke..no spam..it's annoying. it started a year ago..

i'm thin, in shape, but it's annoying. i'm 39..is this some sign of some impending health concern?

otherwise than that i feel great..


As a nurse, with GI Issues myself, increasing fiber will add bulk to your stool. You want you "poopies" to sink, not float. Floaters usually have a lot of fat, hence they float. Very runny, foul smelling stool is called "steatorrhea" which is excessive secretions of fecal lipids..fats)

The other poster was correct is saying limiting your alcohol to one or two glasses a day. Also, eating orgainic is a good way to eliminate chemicals BUT organisms and pests survive, organic fertilizer e.g. manure can carry actual critters that can CAUSE loose stools. Washing does remove some but some are systemic and get into the fruit or veggies. Hope that helps ya!
THINK POSITIVE! NOBODY CAN SAY YOU ARE FULL OF ****!!!

Also, Lomotil can be purchased over the counter. If you can get to a doctor, have them do a culture to make sure you do not have an intestinal residents who should be evicted, pronto.
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Re: HOW Do you get rid of the RUNS
I'm serious..

i eat organic, drink one bottle of wine a day, and exercise, but every day in the morning i'm constantly on the toilet with runny poo..

this is no joke..no spam..it's annoying. it started a year ago..

i'm thin, in shape, but it's annoying. i'm 39..is this some sign of some impending health concern?

otherwise than that i feel great..


You're probably killing your bacteria with a bottle of wine a day. Cut it to a glass or two.
You've lost your bacteria responsible for helping you digest your food. You need to be taking some probiotics. Don't get them at walmart, go to a healthfood store and ask for their best. They'll be in the refrigerated case.
Also, if you can, drink buttermilk with live bacteria, and yogurt with live culture. In a couple of days you'll be better.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 457900


... for sure and for sure... and dang too, and cuz I was gonna say when I read this, "a fuckin' bottle of wine a day!!!!!... and... it's been goin' on for a year now too!!!!! are you nuts, or what!"

What's your trip with all that wine anyways?

Oh... and too... what about your afternoon and/or evening BMs?
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Re: HOW Do you get rid of the RUNS
you have parasites and/or worms

take a combo of black walnut/wormwood and cloves

youll find this combo in health food store or online


do short fast 2-3 days with jiuce or water


follow up with a good probiotic


good luck


oh and drink small amounts of extra virgin olive oil

( I take it by teaspoon ) to keep your your kidneys, gallbladder and liver functioning smoothly and to aid digestion

yes this helps your bile ducts too
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There are some nasty bowel infections, as well as conditions, that you might want to check in with your doctor about. If it's a constant thing without peroids of normal bowel activity, it could be a symptom you should get checked. Best of luck.
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1. Refrigerated acidophilus to re-balance your stomach bacteria.

2. Juice & water fast, the longer the better. 3 days is good. It gives your stomach a vacation to heal any minor problems it might have. Digestion is tough work.

Consult your doctor before fasting if you have any health issues. Take it easy when coming off the fast. Add solids gradually.
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06/25/2008 08:19 PM
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AC 331956 wrote:
"oh and drink small amounts of extra virgin olive oil

( I take it by teaspoon ) to keep your your kidneys, gallbladder and liver functioning smoothly and to aid digestion

yes this helps your bile ducts too"

I'd second this if only because I believe the kidneys are involved in this. There are many suggestions here that are fine for a temporary bout of diarrhea, but not a case that lasts for a year, or in my case three years.

I tried EVERYTHING healthy to stop the runs to the bathroom every half hour with nothing but lots of water making its exit. So when I suggest Colon Helper, you can know the stuff is good. If parasites were my problem, Colon Helper took care of it. If it was some digestive disturbance, Colon Helper took care of it. The combination of Colon Helper and charcoal cost less than $20, and worth every penny.

It's wonderful being free now for 10 months of the desire to have a toilet in every room in the house so that the mad dash to the bathroom wouldn't be so precarious in that you might not get there fast enough.
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Re: HOW Do you get rid of the RUNS
try grapefruit seed extract.
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drinking like a fish causes the runs. sustained drinking like a fish causes sustained runs. you're a drunk. (there's nothing wrong with being a drunk. except for the runs.)

s
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06/25/2008 08:32 PM
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Doc told me to get benefiber. It actually works very well for me. Hell I thought benefiber was for when you were bound up.
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I HATE poo threads flip
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It would be the wine. Particuarly so if it is Red wine.
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this works!
get some whole allspice and some ginger. put them in 3 cups of water and boil it. add a little honey and drink while hot.
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try grapefruit seed extract.
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That works, too. Until the next bout. But anything is a relief. Immodium works like a charm, but it isn't the cure.
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Re: HOW Do you get rid of the RUNS
vinegar apple vinegar if u can find it
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Re: HOW Do you get rid of the RUNS
you have parasites and/or worms

take a combo of black walnut/wormwood and cloves

youll find this combo in health food store or online


do short fast 2-3 days with jiuce or water


follow up with a good probiotic


good luck


oh and drink small amounts of extra virgin olive oil

( I take it by teaspoon ) to keep your your kidneys, gallbladder and liver functioning smoothly and to aid digestion

yes this helps your bile ducts too
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 331956

bump
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Re: HOW Do you get rid of the RUNS
one 750 ml bottle of wine hardly means you are a drunk.

that's not even enough for a teenager to get drunk on.

however if it's a 3 liter carlos rossi bottle of wine that's a different story..


sounds like you need to eat bananas.

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