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"Ninja" sighting locks down Barnegat schools

 
Ruff The Crime Dog
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06/25/2008 11:50 PM
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"Ninja" sighting locks down Barnegat schools
Kids! Beware of people wearing Ninja clothing!

If you seee one, RUN, don't walk, and tell you local Law Enforment Officer!

Be Aware! Be Alert! Be Safe!

"Ninja" sighting locks down Barnegat schools

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BARNEGAT — A report of a ninja sighting in the woods near the Robert L. Horbelt elementary School prompted a brief lockdown of the township's public schools before
authorities realized the suspect in question was actually a camp counselor heading toward a costume party.

Shortly after 9 a.m., police received a call from a librarian at the local Ocean
County Library branch on Burr Street reporting that a man dressed as a ninja, carrying a large sword, was running through the woods, Lt. Patrick Shaffery said. Police than initiated a lock-down of the five schools as a precaution, police said.

The lock-down — which restricts movement in and out of school buildings — was lifted by 9:30 a.m. after police learned the man in question was actually a camp counselor on his way to a costume-themed day at the Russell O. Brackman Middle School. The counselor, who was wearing a black karate gi and carrying a plastic sword, was running late and decided to take a short cut through the woods, Shaffery said.

I swear ta God.

Living in the New Improved America just makes me want to puke sometimes.

I used to live in that town.

I don't remember it being inhabited to such silly-ass shitsticks. Must be all those damn puss puss New Yorkers moving in.
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06/26/2008 05:58 AM

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Dude, whatever.


Real ninja don't get sighted.

ever
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06/26/2008 10:44 AM
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Ninja's are cool, they flip out for no reason, one time my mate was in a resturant and used the wrong fork, a ninja popped up out of nowhere and cut his head off.
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06/26/2008 12:31 PM
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Real ninja don't get spotted:

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