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The twelve days of christmas

 
Her_Majesty
12/19/2004 10:05 PM
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The twelve days of christmas
Dearest John, I went to the door today and the postman had delivered a Partridge in a Pear Tree. What a thoroughly delighted gift! I couldnīt have been more surprised. With deepest love and affection, Aberdine

Dearest John, Today the postman brought your very sweet gift. Just imagine- two Turtle Doves! Iīm delighted at your very thoughtful gift. They are just adorable. You big silly, what next? All my love, Aberdine

Dearest John, Arenīt you the extravagant one! Now I really must protest. I donīt deserve such generosity - 3 French Hens! They are just darling, but I must insist, you have been too kind. Love, Aberdine

Dear John, Today the postman delivered 4 Calling Birds. Now really, they are beautiful, but donīt you think enough is enough? Youīre being too romantic. Affectionately, Aberdine

Dear John, What a surprise! Today the postman delivered 5 Golden Rings; 1 for every finger! Youīre just impossible, but I love it. Frankly, all those birds squawking were beginning to get on my nerves. All My love, Aberdine

Dear John, When I opened the door there were actually 6 Geese a-laying on my front steps. So youīre back to the birds again, eh? Those geese are huge! Where will I ever keep them? The neighbors are starting to complain, and I canīt sleep through the racket. Please stop. Cordially, Aberdine

John, Whatīs with you and those F---ing birds? 7 Swans a-swimming? What kind of goddamn joke is this? Thereīs bird crap all over the house and they never shut up. I canīt get to sleep at night, and Iīm a nervous wreck. Itīs not funny! Stop with those F---ing birds already. Sincerely, Aberdine

Okay buster, I think I prefer the birds. What the hell am I to do with 8 maids-a-Milking? Itīs not enough, but they had to bring their goddamn cows! Thereīs manure all over the lawn, and I canīt move in my own house. What are you doing to me? Just lay off, smart-ass! Aberdeen

Hey asshole: What are you? Some kind of sadist? Now thereīs 9 pipers piping, and Christ do they play. They havenīt stopped chasing those 8 maids since they got here yesterday morning. The cows are getting upset and theyīre stepping all over those screeching birds. What am I to do? The neighbors have started a petition to have me evicted. Youīll get yours... Aberdine

You rotten prick! Now there are 10 ladies dancing. I donīt know why I call those sluts ladies. Theyīve been at it all night, along with those frigging pipers! Now the cows canīt sleep, and theyīve got diarrhea. My living room is a river of turds. The commissioner of buildings has subpoenaed me to give cause why the building shouldnīt be condemned. I am going to ask to ask the police to intervene. One who means it. Venomously, Aberdine

Listen F---head: Whatīs with the 11 lords a-leaping all over those maids and ladies? Some of those broads will never walk again! Those pipers have run through the maids and are committing bestiality with the cows. All 23 of the birds are dead! Theyīve been trampled to death in the orgy. I hope youīre satisfied you rotten, vicious, swine. Your sworn enemy, Aberdine

Dear Sir: This is to acknowledge your latest gift of 12 fiddlers fiddling, which you have seen fit to inflict on our client, Aberdine. The destruction of course, was total. All correspondence should come to our attention. If you should attempt to reach Aberdine at the Happy Valley Sanitarium, the attendants have instructions to shoot you on sight. With this letter, please find attached a warrant for your arrest. Sincerely, Badger, Bender, Cajole - Attorneys at Law
Beast
12/08/2005 10:10 AM
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xmasxmasxmasxmas
hrm
12/08/2005 10:10 AM
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nice HM....LOL


On the first day of Christmas my
glp love gave to me....


an ankle biter in a troll tree
another a.c.
12/08/2005 10:10 AM
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O...M...G!

Too funny!lmaolmaolmao
Beast
12/08/2005 10:10 AM
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two acīs playing
Her Majesty
12/08/2005 10:10 AM
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1rof1@ Hrm
hrm
12/08/2005 10:10 AM
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On the second day of Christmas my
glp love gave to me....

two acīs playing
and


an ankle biter in a troll tree
hrm
12/08/2005 10:10 AM
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On the third day of Christmas my
glp love gave to me ___________________
Her Majesty
12/08/2005 10:10 AM
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On the third day of Christmas my
glp love gave to me three spammers spamming
C.R.I.S.
12/08/2005 10:10 AM
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Hmmmmmm.
Thats not bad HM!
In facts thats rather good!
Merry Xmas..
Her Majesty
12/08/2005 10:10 AM
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merry christmas to you cris hugs
hrm
12/08/2005 10:10 AM
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On the third day of Christmas my
glp love gave to me three spammers spamming

two acīs playing

and a ankle biter in a troll tree..
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:10 AM
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īImagineī
Sadie
12/08/2005 10:10 AM
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On the fourth day of Christmas my
glp love gave to me....
four Hoax Hunter warnings

three spammers spamming

two acīs playing

and a ankle biter in a troll tree..
merlinnz
12/08/2005 10:10 AM
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On the fifth day of Christmas my glp love gave to me

Five abusive PMs

four Hoax Hunter warnings

three spammers spamming

two acīs playing

and a ankle biter in a troll tree..
Her Majesty
12/08/2005 10:10 AM
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on the fifth day of christmas my glp love gave to me 5 dos attacks

edit* oops sorry merl
Beast
12/08/2005 10:10 AM
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five uf avatars
Beast
12/08/2005 10:10 AM
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6 minutes posting
hrm
12/08/2005 10:10 AM
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On the sixth day of Christmas
my glp love gave to me a ________________


five waaaarring AVeeeeeeīs

four Hoax Hunter warnings

three spammers spamming

two acīs playing

and a ankle biter in a troll tree..



Merl hope thatīs ok
Sadie
12/08/2005 10:10 AM
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5 UF avatars

LOL Beast, I think that may be an
understatement.
hrm
12/08/2005 10:10 AM
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oh no we need consolidation

this is like a trip....
hehehe
hrm
12/08/2005 10:10 AM
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seven love threads going
Beast
12/08/2005 10:10 AM
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8 flamers flaming cow
Beast
12/08/2005 10:10 AM
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nine niners posting
merlinnz
12/08/2005 10:10 AM
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good as gold hrm

Hey hrm

wanna run away with me? Afterall, today I discovered that GLP is a dating site, an AC said so!
hrm
12/08/2005 10:10 AM
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9 moderators...




*beast credit*
merlinnz
12/08/2005 10:10 AM
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10 debunkers debunking
hrm
12/08/2005 10:10 AM
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11 NSA guys






hehehe Merly
Beast
12/08/2005 10:10 AM
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12 nasty pmīs cow
hrm
12/08/2005 10:10 AM
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On the 12th day of Christmas
my glp love gave to me

tweleve nasty PMīs
eleven NSA guys
ten debunkers debunking
nine moderators ( or ninerīs posting)
eight flamers flaming
seven love threads going
six minutes posting

five UF avatars

four Hoax Hunter warnings
three spammers spamming
two acīs playing

and a ankle biter in a troll tree..



holly jolly guys
hope i included all of them
pretty much
but you all kept changing them
hugs
Sadie
12/08/2005 10:10 AM
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Good job hrm, considering all of
the ideas posting at the same time.

applause

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