Her_Majesty 12/19/2004 10:05 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The twelve days of christmas Dearest John, I went to the door today and the postman had delivered a Partridge in a Pear Tree. What a thoroughly delighted gift! I couldnīt have been more surprised. With deepest love and affection, Aberdine
Dearest John, Today the postman brought your very sweet gift. Just imagine- two Turtle Doves! Iīm delighted at your very thoughtful gift. They are just adorable. You big silly, what next? All my love, Aberdine
Dearest John, Arenīt you the extravagant one! Now I really must protest. I donīt deserve such generosity - 3 French Hens! They are just darling, but I must insist, you have been too kind. Love, Aberdine
Dear John, Today the postman delivered 4 Calling Birds. Now really, they are beautiful, but donīt you think enough is enough? Youīre being too romantic. Affectionately, Aberdine
Dear John, What a surprise! Today the postman delivered 5 Golden Rings; 1 for every finger! Youīre just impossible, but I love it. Frankly, all those birds squawking were beginning to get on my nerves. All My love, Aberdine
Dear John, When I opened the door there were actually 6 Geese a-laying on my front steps. So youīre back to the birds again, eh? Those geese are huge! Where will I ever keep them? The neighbors are starting to complain, and I canīt sleep through the racket. Please stop. Cordially, Aberdine
John, Whatīs with you and those F---ing birds? 7 Swans a-swimming? What kind of goddamn joke is this? Thereīs bird crap all over the house and they never shut up. I canīt get to sleep at night, and Iīm a nervous wreck. Itīs not funny! Stop with those F---ing birds already. Sincerely, Aberdine
Okay buster, I think I prefer the birds. What the hell am I to do with 8 maids-a-Milking? Itīs not enough, but they had to bring their goddamn cows! Thereīs manure all over the lawn, and I canīt move in my own house. What are you doing to me? Just lay off, smart-ass! Aberdeen
Hey asshole: What are you? Some kind of sadist? Now thereīs 9 pipers piping, and Christ do they play. They havenīt stopped chasing those 8 maids since they got here yesterday morning. The cows are getting upset and theyīre stepping all over those screeching birds. What am I to do? The neighbors have started a petition to have me evicted. Youīll get yours... Aberdine
You rotten prick! Now there are 10 ladies dancing. I donīt know why I call those sluts ladies. Theyīve been at it all night, along with those frigging pipers! Now the cows canīt sleep, and theyīve got diarrhea. My living room is a river of turds. The commissioner of buildings has subpoenaed me to give cause why the building shouldnīt be condemned. I am going to ask to ask the police to intervene. One who means it. Venomously, Aberdine
Listen F---head: Whatīs with the 11 lords a-leaping all over those maids and ladies? Some of those broads will never walk again! Those pipers have run through the maids and are committing bestiality with the cows. All 23 of the birds are dead! Theyīve been trampled to death in the orgy. I hope youīre satisfied you rotten, vicious, swine. Your sworn enemy, Aberdine
Dear Sir: This is to acknowledge your latest gift of 12 fiddlers fiddling, which you have seen fit to inflict on our client, Aberdine. The destruction of course, was total. All correspondence should come to our attention. If you should attempt to reach Aberdine at the Happy Valley Sanitarium, the attendants have instructions to shoot you on sight. With this letter, please find attached a warrant for your arrest. Sincerely, Badger, Bender, Cajole - Attorneys at Law |
Beast 12/08/2005 10:10 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: The twelve days of christmas |
hrm 12/08/2005 10:10 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: The twelve days of christmas nice HM....LOL
On the first day of Christmas my glp love gave to me....
an ankle biter in a troll tree |
another a.c. 12/08/2005 10:10 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: The twelve days of christmas |
Beast 12/08/2005 10:10 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: The twelve days of christmas two acīs playing |
Her Majesty 12/08/2005 10:10 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: The twelve days of christmas @ Hrm |
hrm 12/08/2005 10:10 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: The twelve days of christmas On the second day of Christmas my glp love gave to me....
two acīs playing and
an ankle biter in a troll tree |
hrm 12/08/2005 10:10 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: The twelve days of christmas On the third day of Christmas my glp love gave to me ___________________ |
Her Majesty 12/08/2005 10:10 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: The twelve days of christmas On the third day of Christmas my glp love gave to me three spammers spamming |
C.R.I.S. 12/08/2005 10:10 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: The twelve days of christmas Hmmmmmm. Thats not bad HM! In facts thats rather good! Merry Xmas.. |
Her Majesty 12/08/2005 10:10 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: The twelve days of christmas merry christmas to you cris |
hrm 12/08/2005 10:10 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: The twelve days of christmas On the third day of Christmas my glp love gave to me three spammers spamming
two acīs playing
and a ankle biter in a troll tree.. |
Anonymous Coward 12/08/2005 10:10 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: The twelve days of christmas īImagineī |
Sadie 12/08/2005 10:10 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: The twelve days of christmas On the fourth day of Christmas my glp love gave to me.... four Hoax Hunter warnings
three spammers spamming
two acīs playing
and a ankle biter in a troll tree.. |
merlinnz 12/08/2005 10:10 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: The twelve days of christmas On the fifth day of Christmas my glp love gave to me
Five abusive PMs
four Hoax Hunter warnings
three spammers spamming
two acīs playing
and a ankle biter in a troll tree.. |
Her Majesty 12/08/2005 10:10 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: The twelve days of christmas on the fifth day of christmas my glp love gave to me 5 dos attacks
edit* oops sorry merl |
Beast 12/08/2005 10:10 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: The twelve days of christmas five uf avatars |
Beast 12/08/2005 10:10 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: The twelve days of christmas 6 minutes posting |
hrm 12/08/2005 10:10 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: The twelve days of christmas On the sixth day of Christmas my glp love gave to me a ________________
five waaaarring AVeeeeeeīs
four Hoax Hunter warnings
three spammers spamming
two acīs playing
and a ankle biter in a troll tree..
Merl hope thatīs ok |
Sadie 12/08/2005 10:10 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: The twelve days of christmas 5 UF avatars
LOL Beast, I think that may be an understatement. |
hrm 12/08/2005 10:10 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: The twelve days of christmas oh no we need consolidation
this is like a trip.... hehehe |
hrm 12/08/2005 10:10 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: The twelve days of christmas seven love threads going |
Beast 12/08/2005 10:10 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: The twelve days of christmas 8 flamers flaming |
Beast 12/08/2005 10:10 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: The twelve days of christmas nine niners posting |
merlinnz 12/08/2005 10:10 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: The twelve days of christmas good as gold hrm
Hey hrm
wanna run away with me? Afterall, today I discovered that GLP is a dating site, an AC said so! |
hrm 12/08/2005 10:10 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: The twelve days of christmas 9 moderators...
*beast credit* |
merlinnz 12/08/2005 10:10 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: The twelve days of christmas 10 debunkers debunking |
hrm 12/08/2005 10:10 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: The twelve days of christmas 11 NSA guys
hehehe Merly |
Beast 12/08/2005 10:10 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: The twelve days of christmas 12 nasty pmīs |
hrm 12/08/2005 10:10 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: The twelve days of christmas On the 12th day of Christmas my glp love gave to me tweleve nasty PMīs eleven NSA guys ten debunkers debunking nine moderators ( or ninerīs posting) eight flamers flaming seven love threads going six minutes posting five UF avatars four Hoax Hunter warnings three spammers spamming two acīs playing and a ankle biter in a troll tree.. holly jolly guys hope i included all of them pretty much but you all kept changing them |
Sadie 12/08/2005 10:10 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: The twelve days of christmas Good job hrm, considering all of the ideas posting at the same time. |