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David Icke and Alex Jones to divorce..

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tenille osman
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6/27/2008 12:14 PM
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From E- News;2 hrs ago:

A spokeshomo representing 'A Mindless Shallow Celeb Magazine while the world goes to hell in a handbag'-today confirmed the rumour that David Icke and Alex Jones are to divorce.Both parties are said to be seeking expert celebrity divorce lawyers Mr Rip U Off and Ms G.et Hismoney to represent them respectively.Ms Hismoney previously representing a clapped out wino,pothead rockstar Halls Mc Fartney.Ms Icke is rumoured to have unhappy with the relationship for many years citing unreasonable behaviour on Mr Jones's part.An insider revealed the behaviour included shouting through megaphones at the worlds rich and powerful,a constant obsession with guns and endorsing useless products of dubious credibilty.Meanwhile,other sources state that Mr Jones finds Ms Ickes continual claims that most of the world are lizards of Hebrew origin who plan to take over the world and sell it to the Alpha beta Gamma fish nordic hybrid cyborg haemerroid people from Planet HiltonRichie inthe Hillsnebulae intolerable.

The couple plan to share custody of they're two offspring Paranoia and Garbagia and divide time at their deluxe homes at the Isle of Wight and Auusstin.

Most of Hollywood was too coked up/drunk orin rehab to comment but one concious celebrity was found-"It's always sad..blah,blah,blah" stated curios bi-sexual elf Tila get me more Tequila.Ryan Seacrest was unavailable for comment as the stone he is under at the moment is too heavy to move.
tenille osman
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6/27/2008 5:01 PM
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Parody on Madonna and Guy Rithcie to divorce.I understand America has'nt learned this yet.Oh ,well just trying to give someone a laugh.
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