Yep I can count and read.

The trumpets were released during this grand age...that means that Ararat is probably the angel of the volcano and the meteorite is probably the angel that hit between the river Tigris and Euphrates thousands of years ago, known as Umm al Binni Lake (Google it).

Now instead of giving me a hard time about reading and counting...why don't you find me an event like the one of Lisbon in 1755 when the capital fell in the ocean like a great wall of fire, that occured in either Turkey, Syria, Iraq and Iran in the last 26,000; preferably Syria.