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"UFO alert! Aliens everywhere"

 
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A woman was 'abducted', a helicopter 'attacked'. What exactly is going on?

By David Randall
Sunday, 29 June 2008


There have been twice as many reports of UFOs this May and June than in the corresponding months last year

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If you still live with your parents, wear a zip-up cardigan over your collar and tie, have enamel badges in your lapel and don't get out much because you're too busy curating your collection of Star Trek memorabilia, it has been quite a week. While the rest of the country has been fussing over such trivia as Zim-babwe, you've been tabulating the latest activities of forces beyond our galaxy.

On Wednesday you awoke to a Sun exclusive from Shropshire: "A shaken soldier told last night how he saw 13 UFOs spinning in the skies above his military barracks." Not to be outdone, the Hastings Observer reported a woman's sighting of strange orange lights above the resort, and asked: "Are aliens the latest visitors to Hastings?" The following day, it was "orange orbs" over Liverpool, and The Sun's further report from Salop: "A mum who insists she was abducted by aliens on the A5 said yesterday, 'I knew they'd be back'."

Only the week before, according to the ever-vigilant Sun, a "flying saucer-shaped" object "attacked" a police helicopter over Cardiff. The story got so much coverage that, within days, hundreds of sightings were coming into the newspaper.

What is going on? Let us explain. First, those lights above Shropshire. Superior beings in their radar-defying supersonic craft? No, says the manager of the Tern Hill Hall hotel, near Market Drayton: they were Chinese lanterns released to celebrate a wedding. Like miniature hot-air balloons, they fly off until they burn up and disintegrate. It is quite common for them to be mistaken for the gathering forces of the planet Tharg.

As for the rest, there's a more prosaic explanation. In the middle of May, the Ministry of Defence announced it would be issuing its hitherto classified files on UFO sightings between 1978 and 1987. This got enormous publicity, and also produced a huge leap in sightings of lights and flying saucers. UFOINFO.com has logged more than twice as many reports this May and June than in the corresponding months last year.

And, in their database, there lurks another possible clue as to the cause of UFO sightings by the ever watchful, and suggestible, British public. Which date do you suppose was responsible for the most reports this year? The first of April? No. It was 1 January, when there were more sightings in 24 hours than in the whole of the first four months of 2007 put together. It is also a night of fireworks and large numbers of people staring woozily into space. Some of them, it appears, are still doing so. Panic over. Back to the Star Trek collection.
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Jun 29 2008 by Julie Jenkins, Wales On Sunday

Other UFO sightings:

Days before the St Athan incident a Bridgend man saw two aircraft, one at 200ft and the other at about 1,000ft, with “bright white lights at the front and flickering red and green lights at the rear.” They flew silently, only emitting a faint drone as they turned and disappeared.

In May a 100ft high green and blue triangle was seen over Pont Robert, Powys, along with ‘pink pulsating lights’.

Spotted near Port Talbot, two clusters of amber, orange and white lights in triangular formations, moving ‘like a bobbing cork’.

Last year one holidaymaker in Cardiff claimed to have seen “spaceships” and that little green men had “abducted his dog, car and tent”.

A silent bright orange globe-shaped light was seen by a Bridgend woman in February 2007, hovering over her mother’s house. “It made me feel weird,” she said.

In March 2006 a pensioner saw cigar shaped lights in the sky, moving down the Garth Mountain at speed for 30 minutes before vanishing.
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Hi,Its me. Did you get My Phone Number? What was the article about some Medical MD seeing a Crash seence of something? I lost the thing and now I want to find it. I saw a piece about your Brother and Hazmat Suits. You are correct as to how they are worn.


This Alien issue has benn with me since 1963. My whole Famly and that is 5 plus 3 Neighbors all at one time saw the typical Disc on the ground. The top of it was so Buffed and shinny you could see the trees reflected in it. After that My youngest sister had to seek mental help on this whole matter.
That was 45 years ago. I can see this thing like it happened yesterday.
Send me to one of your threats on your take on this Alien issue. Thankyou.
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06/29/2008 03:27 AM
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OP, something like that ?

[link to www.youtube.com]
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duh, on the link to the OPs page it shows one picture. its a still frame from one of those haiti vue6 cgi videos. how fucking lame. fuck them at that paper. it must all be one big joke to them or they are being real sloppy with their fake alien invasion scenario. sounds more like a bunch of overly skeptical wankers though.
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more like u dont belive, so go listen simpson or family guys
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more like u dont belive, so go listen simpson or family guys
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lol. what?
i've seen ufos. the haiti vue6 cgi videos are fake and have nothing to do with the recent UK sightings.
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06/29/2008 04:12 AM
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fuck man are u retard? this pic dont show the real event. its just a random ufo picture pût-in.


wake up news station and newspaper use bank of image and sometime the picture dont represent the real fact.
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fuck man are u retard? this pic dont show the real event. its just a random ufo picture pût-in.


wake up news station and newspaper use bank of image and sometime the picture dont represent the real fact.
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yeah i got that.
so they use a hoax image for a real story and you're okay with them muddying the waters?
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fuck man are u retard? this pic dont show the real event. its just a random ufo picture pût-in.


wake up news station and newspaper use bank of image and sometime the picture dont represent the real fact.


yeah i got that.
so they use a hoax image for a real story and you're okay with them muddying the waters?
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its sad but its the truth.

i suggest you read about desinfo mass media method its all around '' popular news'' simple tactic to discredit a real event.


post a fake proved ufo picture on a real event wait to go.
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fuck man are u retard? this pic dont show the real event. its just a random ufo picture pût-in.


wake up news station and newspaper use bank of image and sometime the picture dont represent the real fact.


yeah i got that.
so they use a hoax image for a real story and you're okay with them muddying the waters?



its sad but its the truth.

i suggest you read about desinfo mass media method its all around '' popular news'' simple tactic to discredit a real event.


post a fake proved ufo picture on a real event wait to go.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 399827



dude.
you're preaching to the choir.
you're telling me everything i already know. why are you fighting me?
you're attacking me for pointing out the fact that they are muddying the waters. i didn't ask you to tell me what was going on, i asked you if you're okay with them doing that? you're attacking me for no reason.
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06/29/2008 04:24 AM
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no i didnt attack you i just want to be clear for peoples wake
the fuckin up

its nothing personal about you its just the subject goes on


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no i didnt attack you i just want to be clear for peoples wake
the fuckin up

its nothing personal about you its just the subject goes on


:P
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okay, just fucking relax. no need to call me a retard for no reason other than you felt like fueling up your ego, and not to mention you couldn't even spell it all out right. you like to go around telling people what they already know? seriously wtf

rant
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06/29/2008 04:32 AM
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lol, never my intention is blessed you sorry.

yea my spell suck. english its not my main language. but i make effort trying so bash on it if u want.
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06/29/2008 04:51 AM
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didnt event know, word retarded hurt so much sorry GPL i will keep my french canadian wrong speller shutup.


some ppl here a to much on defense. shit smoke more weed.

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