Mountain Dew is the White Man’s Nectar

Best stuff in the world for you, if you’re a white man. Regular or diet, it’ll put hair on your chest like iron bars and give you a bright, energized outlook on life.

Women and those of dusky countenance denigrate it, as they are threatened by the energy and vigor it gives us. Listen not to them, as they only wish to rob us of our rightful place of splendor, building the world and creating civilization.