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HOW DOES EXCOMUNICATION WORK?
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Mary from L.A.
User ID: 463620
7/6/2008 11:17 AM
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MY PASTOR SAYS THAT JESUS HAS EMPOWERED HIM
JESUS SAID THAT :
WHATSOEVER THE PASTOR BINDS ON EARTH WILL BE BOUND IN HEAVEN
SO IF HE BINDS ME AND EXCOMUNICATES ME HERE ON EARTH I WILL BE BOUND AND EXCOMUNICATED FROM HEAVEN.
IS THAT TRUE?
IF I DONT GIVE HIM WHAT HE NEEDS HE WILL EXCOMUNICATE ME AND I WILL GO TO HELL. |
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FAR
User ID: 412806
7/6/2008 11:18 AM | | Re: HOW DOES EXCOMUNICATION WORK? | Quote |
Even the devil came to Jesus and told him that he could be free.
But Jesus rejected the devil, unlike your pastor.
Read - for thy sustainer is the most bountiful one, who has taught the use of the pen, taught man what he did not know!
Nay verily man becomes grossly overweening, whenever he believes himself to be self-sufficient: for behold unto thy sustainer all must return.
Quran 96:3-8
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Mary from L.A.
User ID: 463620 (OP)
7/6/2008 11:22 AM | | Re: HOW DOES EXCOMUNICATION WORK? | Quote |
BUT CAN HE DO IT?
AND IF HE DOES EXCOMUNICATE ME, HOW CAN I GET RECOMUNICATED AGAIN?
I KNOW THAT A LOT OF JEHOVAH'S WITNESS PEOPLE GET EXCOMUNICATED AND THEY GO TO HELL.
THIS REALLY SCARES THE HELL OUT OF ME |
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LouisWinthorpeIII 
Self apointed knowitall
User ID: 384893
7/6/2008 11:26 AM
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MY PASTOR SAYS THAT JESUS HAS EMPOWERED HIM
JESUS SAID THAT :
WHATSOEVER THE PASTOR BINDS ON EARTH WILL BE BOUND IN HEAVEN
SO IF HE BINDS ME AND EXCOMUNICATES ME HERE ON EARTH I WILL BE BOUND AND EXCOMUNICATED FROM HEAVEN.
IS THAT TRUE?
IF I DONT GIVE HIM WHAT HE NEEDS HE WILL EXCOMUNICATE ME AND I WILL GO TO HELL. Quoting: Mary from L.A. 463620
.BEGIN TRANMISSION.
ITS ALL BULLSHIT ANYWAYS. HE IS JUST TRYING TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU AND SCARE YOU WITH FAIRY TALES.
UNLESS YOU ARE 12 YOU SHOULD BE OLD ENOUGH NOT TO FALL FOR THIS.
.END TRANMISSION.
"I don't know which was scarier...the speech...or the Congress cheering it. He evoked Lincoln. Whenever a President is going to get us into serious trouble...they always use Lincoln."
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Hell No
User ID: 429261
7/6/2008 11:27 AM | | Re: HOW DOES EXCOMUNICATION WORK? | Quote |
I don't believe anyone has the power to ecommunicate. He might be able to keep you out of a physical building but he cannot keep you out of the kingdom of heaven. And if he says you will go to hell then you can be sure he is possessed by a demon.
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LouisWinthorpeIII
Self apointed knowitall
User ID: 384893
7/6/2008 11:28 AM
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BUT CAN HE DO IT?
AND IF HE DOES EXCOMUNICATE ME, HOW CAN I GET RECOMUNICATED AGAIN?
I KNOW THAT A LOT OF JEHOVAH'S WITNESS PEOPLE GET EXCOMUNICATED AND THEY GO TO HELL.
THIS REALLY SCARES THE HELL OUT OF ME Quoting: Mary from L.A. 463620
YOU ARE A FOOL THEN.
I HAVE JUST EXCOMUNICATED YOU.
YOU ARE GOING TO HELL NOW.
YOU SHOULD HAVE FUCKED THE GUY LIKE HE DEMANDED.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES, AS THEY WILL BE IN YOUR COMPANY FOR ETERNITY.
"I don't know which was scarier...the speech...or the Congress cheering it. He evoked Lincoln. Whenever a President is going to get us into serious trouble...they always use Lincoln."
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Peter Piper
User ID: 429261
7/6/2008 11:32 AM | | Re: HOW DOES EXCOMUNICATION WORK? | Quote |
Besides, Jesus didn't say any crappy pastor can bind anyone. He was talking to Peter and note that right after he told Peter that what he bound on earth would be bound in heaven, he called Peter "satan". So even Peter could make mistakes and piss Jesus off.
MATTHEW 16:18 And I say also unto thee, That thou art Peter, and upon this rock I will build my church; and the gates of hell shall not prevail against it.
16:19 And I will give unto thee the keys of the kingdom of heaven: and whatsoever thou shalt bind on earth shall be bound in heaven: and whatsoever thou shalt loose on earth shall be loosed in heaven.
16:22 Then Peter took him, and began to rebuke him, saying, Be it far from thee, Lord: this shall not be unto thee.
16:23 But he turned, and said unto Peter, Get thee behind me, Satan: thou art an offence unto me: for thou savourest not the things that be of God, but those that be of men. |
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Mary from L.A.
User ID: 463620 (OP)
7/6/2008 11:32 AM | | Re: HOW DOES EXCOMUNICATION WORK? | Quote |
I don't believe anyone has the power to ecommunicate. He might be able to keep you out of a physical building but he cannot keep you out of the kingdom of heaven. And if he says you will go to hell then you can be sure he is possessed by a demon.
. Quoting: Hell No 429261
BUT IS IT TRUE THAT JESUS SAID THAT WHATSOEVER THE PASTOR BINDS ON EARTH WILL BE BOUND IN HEAVEN?
SO IF HE BINDS ME WHO CAN UNBIND ME? IF JESUS HIMSELF GAVE HIM THE AUTHORITY?
I AM CONFUSED AND SCARED |
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LouisWinthorpeIII
Self apointed knowitall
User ID: 384893
7/6/2008 11:40 AM
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I don't believe anyone has the power to ecommunicate. He might be able to keep you out of a physical building but he cannot keep you out of the kingdom of heaven. And if he says you will go to hell then you can be sure he is possessed by a demon.
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BUT IS IT TRUE THAT JESUS SAID THAT WHATSOEVER THE PASTOR BINDS ON EARTH WILL BE BOUND IN HEAVEN?
SO IF HE BINDS ME WHO CAN UNBIND ME? IF JESUS HIMSELF GAVE HIM THE AUTHORITY?
I AM CONFUSED AND SCARED Quoting: Mary from L.A. 463620
YOU SHOULD BE.
YOU NEED TO HAVE SEX WITH HIM ASAP.
IF YOU DO NOT APEASE HIM, HE WILL TELL GOD, AND GOD WILL KILL YOU.
IT'S AS SIMPLE AS THAT.
WHY ARE YOU HERE!
HURRY UP!
"I don't know which was scarier...the speech...or the Congress cheering it. He evoked Lincoln. Whenever a President is going to get us into serious trouble...they always use Lincoln."
-2010 |
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King Neptune
User ID: 304696
7/6/2008 11:41 AM
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MY PASTOR SAYS THAT JESUS HAS EMPOWERED HIM
JESUS SAID THAT :
WHATSOEVER THE PASTOR BINDS ON EARTH WILL BE BOUND IN HEAVEN
SO IF HE BINDS ME AND EXCOMUNICATES ME HERE ON EARTH I WILL BE BOUND AND EXCOMUNICATED FROM HEAVEN.
IS THAT TRUE?
IF I DONT GIVE HIM WHAT HE NEEDS HE WILL EXCOMUNICATE ME AND I WILL GO TO HELL. Quoting: Mary from L.A. 463620
Tell him you are going to excommunicate him.
"The hireling careth not for the sheep"
The Bible
Besides JW's are following so much false doctrine. I read they prohibit life-saving blood transfusions because God prohibits the drinking of sacrificial blood.
Total bullshit. You should leave that congregation. God would never prohibit a blood transfusion. It's not the same thing as an evil Tasmanian headhunter drinking a blood sacrifice.
It's false doctrine, and they should no better than to make God look unintelligent.
For all we know God inspired the technology behind blood transfusions to save people's lives in order to give them more time to complete their training on earth, and repentance.
All we have is hope that a dragon will be born again, and one will rise to lead us to freedom. |
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gooderboy
User ID: 73080
7/6/2008 11:53 AM
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You have gots to be shittin' me!
Mary... grow up... what is wrong with you girl?
And please, oh please... with where you head's at, please do not go around telling folks you are from L.A. either... and please! |
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Mi'Kmaq
User ID: 390379
7/6/2008 11:55 AM | | Re: HOW DOES EXCOMUNICATION WORK? | Quote |
BUT CAN HE DO IT?
AND IF HE DOES EXCOMUNICATE ME, HOW CAN I GET RECOMUNICATED AGAIN?
I KNOW THAT A LOT OF JEHOVAH'S WITNESS PEOPLE GET EXCOMUNICATED AND THEY GO TO HELL.
THIS REALLY SCARES THE HELL OUT OF ME Quoting: Mary from L.A. 463620
Just tell him if he gives you anymore shit,that you are going to go public with your story!Fox news would be all over this if you would only call them! |
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gooderboy
User ID: 73080
7/6/2008 11:55 AM
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I KNOW THAT A LOT OF JEHOVAH'S WITNESS PEOPLE GET EXCOMUNICATED AND THEY GO TO HELL. Quoting: Mary from L.A. 463620
... lol, name one. |
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Mary from L.A.
User ID: 463620 (OP)
7/6/2008 11:58 AM | | Re: HOW DOES EXCOMUNICATION WORK? | Quote |
I KNOW THAT A LOT OF JEHOVAH'S WITNESS PEOPLE GET EXCOMUNICATED AND THEY GO TO HELL.
... lol, name one. Quoting: gooderboy
NAME ONE? MY BEST FRIEND SUSANA GET EXCOMUNICATED ABOUT 3 YEARS AGO AND SHE HAS NEVER SEEN HER SON AND HUSBAND SINCE |
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nomuse (NLI)
User ID: 463893
7/6/2008 12:21 PM | | Re: HOW DOES EXCOMUNICATION WORK? | Quote |
If you are Protestant, only the Sky Fairy himself can forgive you (aka save you). If you are Catholic, any old guy in a dress can do it -- and God says, "Don't bother me; my secretary will see to that." |
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LouisWinthorpeIII
Self apointed knowitall
User ID: 384893
7/6/2008 12:23 PM
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If you are Protestant, only the Sky Fairy himself can forgive you (aka save you). If you are Catholic, any old guy in a dress can do it -- and God says, "Don't bother me; my secretary will see to that." Quoting: nomuse (NLI) 463893
What if you are a naive caplock banging old lady, who refused to fuck her "pastor/minister/whatever"??
"I don't know which was scarier...the speech...or the Congress cheering it. He evoked Lincoln. Whenever a President is going to get us into serious trouble...they always use Lincoln."
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Reality is BS
User ID: 463214
7/6/2008 12:26 PM
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I was excommunicated as well and it was a good time. Hell will be a good time to so don't worry about it. |
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FAR
User ID: 412806
7/6/2008 12:44 PM | | Re: HOW DOES EXCOMUNICATION WORK? | Quote |
I believe I read that the anti-christ will demand people to believe in him, or he would send them to hell, but those people who believe in the god and not him, would never believe in the anti-christ.
No one but the god can send someone to hell.
If you do not want to go to hell then you must expand your God conciousness. That is, knowledge of what the god wants from you.
Read - for thy sustainer is the most bountiful one, who has taught the use of the pen, taught man what he did not know!
Nay verily man becomes grossly overweening, whenever he believes himself to be self-sufficient: for behold unto thy sustainer all must return.
Quran 96:3-8
[link to www.islamicity.com]
__________
"Investors must look at this situation as a portfolio opportunity. If you have some extra land (condo developers and house flippers, listen closely), grow a vegetable garden, if you are ambitious, raise some sheep and cows, they will come in handy".
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How we got here: [link to www.hundredyearlie.com]
Cure: [link to www.youtube.com]
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Plasma aliens: [link to www.plasmametaphysics.com]
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Were your ancestors pedophiles? [link to www.youtube.com]
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[link to www.terrorism-illuminati.com] |
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Wingedlion
User ID: 463885
7/6/2008 12:48 PM | | Re: HOW DOES EXCOMUNICATION WORK? | Quote |
MY PASTOR SAYS THAT JESUS HAS EMPOWERED HIM
JESUS SAID THAT :
WHATSOEVER THE PASTOR BINDS ON EARTH WILL BE BOUND IN HEAVEN
SO IF HE BINDS ME AND EXCOMUNICATES ME HERE ON EARTH I WILL BE BOUND AND EXCOMUNICATED FROM HEAVEN.
IS THAT TRUE?
IF I DONT GIVE HIM WHAT HE NEEDS HE WILL EXCOMUNICATE ME AND I WILL GO TO HELL. Quoting: Mary from L.A. 463620
Absolutely not!!!! No man on earth has that power to excommunicate people from the Kingdom of God. That was a false teaching adopted by the Roman Catholic Church to control people and to fear the power of the Church, but this was never the intent of Jesus Christ. The power to bind and to loose has to do with spiritual authorities over the enemy, to tear down strongholds in the heavenlies; but not physical people. |
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Kanigo2
User ID: 442313
7/6/2008 12:55 PM | | Re: HOW DOES EXCOMUNICATION WORK? | Quote |
I KNOW THAT A LOT OF JEHOVAH'S WITNESS PEOPLE GET EXCOMUNICATED AND THEY GO TO HELL.
... lol, name one.
NAME ONE? MY BEST FRIEND SUSANA GET EXCOMUNICATED ABOUT 3 YEARS AGO AND SHE HAS NEVER SEEN HER SON AND HUSBAND SINCE Quoting: Mary from L.A. 463620
Sounds like a good friend.
So uhhhh you never said exactly what he was excommunicating you for...
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 457129
7/6/2008 1:19 PM | | Re: HOW DOES EXCOMUNICATION WORK? | Quote |
BUT CAN HE DO IT?
AND IF HE DOES EXCOMUNICATE ME, HOW CAN I GET RECOMUNICATED AGAIN?
I KNOW THAT A LOT OF JEHOVAH'S WITNESS PEOPLE GET EXCOMUNICATED AND THEY GO TO HELL.
THIS REALLY SCARES THE HELL OUT OF ME Quoting: Mary from L.A. 463620
Isn't this the same "pastor" with the big penis who raped you???
GO TO THE PROSECUTORS AND LET THEM EXCOMUNICATE HIM!!!! |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 461618
7/6/2008 1:29 PM | | Re: HOW DOES EXCOMUNICATION WORK? | Quote |
Is this a thread from that gay unemployed scriptwriter in LA? |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 461618
7/6/2008 1:32 PM | | Re: HOW DOES EXCOMUNICATION WORK? | Quote |
Oh, btw, OP, before you embark on writing your story next time, do a little more research first.
Catholics know all about the ways of excommunication, it's part of the indoctrination into the faith, and they don't call their priests, pastors.
You need to be taken to task for your misdeeds, and I hope someday justice is sure and swift for you. |
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gooderboy
User ID: 68695
7/6/2008 1:43 PM
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I KNOW THAT A LOT OF JEHOVAH'S WITNESS PEOPLE GET EXCOMUNICATED AND THEY GO TO HELL.
... lol, name one.
NAME ONE? MY BEST FRIEND SUSANA GET EXCOMUNICATED ABOUT 3 YEARS AGO AND SHE HAS NEVER SEEN HER SON AND HUSBAND SINCE Quoting: Mary from L.A. 463620
... yikes!!!... methinks/feels your idea of hell and my idea of hell be very different indeed. Have you ever like read the Bible? And I only ask cuz that is where the concept 'hell', per se, comes from... and yes? |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 463939
7/6/2008 2:19 PM | | Re: HOW DOES EXCOMUNICATION WORK? | Quote |
jesus sead to peter..what ever you bond on earth will be bonded in heaven.. but dont worry. only god has the
final say..
your ex wants you back.. it was all a mastake |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 392987
7/6/2008 2:22 PM | | Re: HOW DOES EXCOMUNICATION WORK? | Quote |
Excomunication is a crook of shi tt. They use it to manuipulate the gullable gulls and make you dull. Don't buy into that crap. P-leeease. |
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RAW
User ID: 463340
7/6/2008 2:36 PM | | Re: HOW DOES EXCOMUNICATION WORK? | Quote |
Your safest bet is to
1) Declare yourself pope
2) Excommunicate EVERYONE else who tries to excommunicate you.
You will then be free and all will be absolved. |
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LouisWinthorpeIII
Self apointed knowitall
User ID: 384893
7/6/2008 2:55 PM
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Your safest bet is to
1) Declare yourself pope
2) Excommunicate EVERYONE else who tries to excommunicate you.
You will then be free and all will be absolved. Quoting: RAW 463340
You should score one of those sheets with the whole in it the j00z use to break the law....
You know what I'm talking about!
"I don't know which was scarier...the speech...or the Congress cheering it. He evoked Lincoln. Whenever a President is going to get us into serious trouble...they always use Lincoln."
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Spikegirl
Member of the National Sarcasm Society
User ID: 306964
7/6/2008 3:08 PM
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MY PASTOR SAYS THAT JESUS HAS EMPOWERED HIM
JESUS SAID THAT :
WHATSOEVER THE PASTOR BINDS ON EARTH WILL BE BOUND IN HEAVEN
SO IF HE BINDS ME AND EXCOMUNICATES ME HERE ON EARTH I WILL BE BOUND AND EXCOMUNICATED FROM HEAVEN.
IS THAT TRUE?
IF I DONT GIVE HIM WHAT HE NEEDS HE WILL EXCOMUNICATE ME AND I WILL GO TO HELL. Quoting: Mary from L.A. 463620
I am assuming that your post is not a joke. It is so stupid, it almost has to be a joke, but I will give you the benefit of the doubt.
Listen to me, all organised religion is bullshit. It is about men in control trying to control other men and especially, women. IT IS UP TO GOD WHO GOES TO HELL, NOT YOUR LYING FUCKED IN THE HEAD PASTOR. Next time he tries this line of crap on you, tell him that God spoke to you too, and told you that HE is going to hell for leading God's sheep astray. See what his reaction is to that.
You sound like a good person, and good people don't go to hell. If there is a hell. Remember that. Mind you, I am not knocking God. Not at all. I pray almost everyday and am aware of God's presense and love in my life. It's the cultlike, organised religions that piss me off, especially when they prey on the naive and gullible (no offense, OP).
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Anonymous Coward
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7/6/2008 3:50 PM | | Re: HOW DOES EXCOMUNICATION WORK? | Quote |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 438798
7/6/2008 7:06 PM | | Re: HOW DOES EXCOMUNICATION WORK? | Quote |
MY PASTOR SAYS THAT JESUS HAS EMPOWERED HIM
JESUS SAID THAT :
WHATSOEVER THE PASTOR BINDS ON EARTH WILL BE BOUND IN HEAVEN
SO IF HE BINDS ME AND EXCOMUNICATES ME HERE ON EARTH I WILL BE BOUND AND EXCOMUNICATED FROM HEAVEN.
IS THAT TRUE?
IF I DONT GIVE HIM WHAT HE NEEDS HE WILL EXCOMUNICATE ME AND I WILL GO TO HELL. Quoting: Mary from L.A. 463620
Someone, who claims to know the Creator more than you, told you that he can on behalf of the 'Father', deny the 'Fathers' love to on his behalf?
This form of 'do as I say' has been in use for a long time...
What does it feel to you? That God is swayed and listens to the will of other men who uses his name in such a way? |
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