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HOW DOES EXCOMUNICATION WORK?

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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 464003
7/6/2008 7:10 PM

Re: HOW DOES EXCOMUNICATION WORK?	Quote
Dear Mary, You don't have to give your pastor BJs to reach heaven. If you believe you have to, you are either a lying hoaxer (highly likely) or the dumbest bitch on this planet.

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Acts 2:46
User ID: 340926
7/6/2008 9:18 PM

Re: HOW DOES EXCOMUNICATION WORK?

MY PASTOR SAYS THAT JESUS HAS EMPOWERED HIM

JESUS SAID THAT :
WHATSOEVER THE PASTOR BINDS ON EARTH WILL BE BOUND IN HEAVEN
SO IF HE BINDS ME AND EXCOMUNICATES ME HERE ON EARTH I WILL BE BOUND AND EXCOMUNICATED FROM HEAVEN.
IS THAT TRUE?
IF I DONT GIVE HIM WHAT HE NEEDS HE WILL EXCOMUNICATE ME AND I WILL GO TO HELL.

Quoting: Mary from L.A. 463620

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ALL will have a chance at eternal life. Your pastor is taking more power upon himself than he has the ability to.

Only Yeshua (Jesus) has the power to do what your pastor thinks he can do.

Go forth & sin no more.

As far as your pastor, tell him to jump in a lake.

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ZOSIME
User ID: 384163
7/6/2008 9:25 PM

Re: HOW DOES EXCOMUNICATION WORK?	Quote
He shouldn't be a paster. Its what is in your heart not his

Anonymous Coward
User ID: 464102
7/6/2008 9:32 PM

Re: HOW DOES EXCOMUNICATION WORK?

MY PASTOR SAYS THAT JESUS HAS EMPOWERED HIM

JESUS SAID THAT :
WHATSOEVER THE PASTOR BINDS ON EARTH WILL BE BOUND IN HEAVEN
SO IF HE BINDS ME AND EXCOMUNICATES ME HERE ON EARTH I WILL BE BOUND AND EXCOMUNICATED FROM HEAVEN.
IS THAT TRUE?
IF I DONT GIVE HIM WHAT HE NEEDS HE WILL EXCOMUNICATE ME AND I WILL GO TO HELL.

Quoting: Mary from L.A. 463620

Well Dear, you create your own reality. If you beLIEve your pastor, then that is exactly what will happen (but not for eternity). Get rid of religion and begin living your life that feels "right" for you. For myself this "right" consists of simply obeying ONE simple law - "Do no harm to someone else or someone else's property."

Papist
User ID: 429261
7/6/2008 9:37 PM

Re: HOW DOES EXCOMUNICATION WORK?	Quote
Report him to that RatZinger Pope!! The Pope is not named RatZinger for nothing. He likes nothing better than zinging rats like your pastor!

gooderboy
User ID: 81344
7/6/2008 9:47 PM

Re: HOW DOES EXCOMUNICATION WORK?

... sorry there Mary... but if you really choose to be that dumb, then I really can't see why any kinda con-man wouldn't come along and try to play ya. Come on now... you cannot be that empty headed, and can ya now?

Or, did you go and get yourself all brainwashed too?

And I mean really ... have you never watched any TV... or seen any movies and/or read any kinda books or magazines at all? Have you like never dealt with people in the real world, or been to any sorta schooling type of situations with other kids or people? Have you never even gone faster than the speed limit, or ever tried to play games with somebody for to get what you wanted?????

Where are you?

Anonymous Coward
User ID: 421894
7/6/2008 11:26 PM

Re: HOW DOES EXCOMUNICATION WORK?	Quote
Seriously, I don't think God empowers pastors to excommunicate people if they won't have sex with them. What a crock. Find another pastor and another spiritual community, but if he drops his drawers, flee, Mary, flee !

Anonymous Coward
User ID: 400833
7/6/2008 11:46 PM

Re: HOW DOES EXCOMUNICATION WORK?

First: The REAL comment.
1. What this idiot is telling you is NOT scriptural. NO WAY!
2. It's a misuse and misstatement of his authority.
3. Find another church and let this one go to hell where he is leading them.

Now: The funny comment.

Ya Know Honey... there's an old joke about a group of nuns who were caught by the Mother Superior all naked and all giving blow jobs to a particularly young and handsome priest. When the mother Superior asked them what they thought they were doing - They replied: On REverend Mother, He told us it was Gabriels' Horn and if we blew on it really well, we'd get to heaven instantly!

At least he didn't tell you it was Gabriel's horn, did he?

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