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Its been two weeks since i last smoked pot and I have a drug test in 2 weeks will it show up?

 
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07/07/2008 02:24 AM
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Its been two weeks since i last smoked pot and I have a drug test in 2 weeks will it show up?
I was a regular smoker, smoking at least once a day for the last year then stopped smoking for 2 months and smoked again 2 weeks ago, now i have a drug test in a few days will it come out positive if i drink a lot of water and cranberry juice, I'm also 6'1 200lbs
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07/07/2008 02:33 AM
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Re: Its been two weeks since i last smoked pot and I have a drug test in 2 weeks will it show up?
Sure, you'll be fine. Just use coke from now on. It clears right up in a couple of days, that's what the oil workers at the camps are doing. Coke and booze, from Ollie's gone North - pot is for socialists and small industry.
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07/07/2008 02:37 AM
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Re: Its been two weeks since i last smoked pot and I have a drug test in 2 weeks will it show up?
shed as much fat until two days before the test. The last couple of days you want to be storing fat.

Your body is always either storing or burning fat (where thc is stored). You don't want to be burning fat as you enter the test. You also do not want to over dilute. Just relax and shed some weight until those last couple days.
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07/07/2008 02:39 AM
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Re: Its been two weeks since i last smoked pot and I have a drug test in 2 weeks will it show up?
Oh, didn't see it was so soon. Just eat a lot of bacon, milk, and hamburgers until you go in.
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07/07/2008 02:54 AM
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Re: Its been two weeks since i last smoked pot and I have a drug test in 2 weeks will it show up?
it's probably almost cleared out already...but if you're real worried get some shots of wheat grass every day for the next few...(jamba juice,whole foods, or most places of this sort will have it)
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07/07/2008 02:55 AM
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Re: Its been two weeks since i last smoked pot and I have a drug test in 2 weeks will it show up?
4 weeks means you will not have a problem - 4 weeks is for extreme cases (a little added buffer for the statisticians). I would drink lots of water for the next two weeks, which is better than juices or carbonated drinks, only water. And if you are still paranoid, make sure you pee in the morning before you go in for the test.

Weed is stored in your fat; so I would think the suggestions above dealing with fatty foods would not be the ideal thing to do. Do the sauna a couple times...

And make sure the results come back negative before you partake again... :)
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07/07/2008 03:01 AM
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Re: Its been two weeks since i last smoked pot and I have a drug test in 2 weeks will it show up?
No, if they do hair tests it WILL show up. Urine test have gotten much better too. Most only do the urine test--to expensive to do the hair follicle as well for most companies. Go online to an herbal shop and get golden seal, a plant, and use that with a blood cleanser. Blessed Herbs has some reliable cleansers. Good luck.
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07/07/2008 03:01 AM
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Re: Its been two weeks since i last smoked pot and I have a drug test in 2 weeks will it show up?
You should be fine after one month of no smoking.

But to be on the safe side - some suggestions.

The day before and the day of testing, drinks lots of water.
The water will dilute your urine and they don't like to see really clear urine.
Take 500 - 1000mg. of Vitamin B2, this will help color your urine.
Pee before going there...DO NOT GIVE FIRST MORNING urine as sample, pee before going there as many times as possible.

Also, you can purchase test strips at the local pharmacy.
Test yourself about a week before the real test and see what your results are. The test strips are cheap, btw.
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07/07/2008 03:05 AM
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Re: Its been two weeks since i last smoked pot and I have a drug test in 2 weeks will it show up?
Oh yeah, the others are right, if it's a hair sample test, you're basically screwed...those show drug useage for one year on many drugs. But those are expensive and usually only much larger companies ask for the hair test.
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07/07/2008 03:39 AM
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my hair must be green by now
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07/07/2008 05:37 AM
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Re: Its been two weeks since i last smoked pot and I have a drug test in 2 weeks will it show up?
Take a lot of niacin, also called Vitamin B3.
See about it in wikipedia.
[link to en.wikipedia.org]

It helps your body throw away all the shit you've taken.
What you took is in your hair, so if you'll have such test you may have a problem.

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