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A PROSTITUTE SOLD MY SPERM

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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 697457
6/8/2009 7:34 AM
Re: A PROSTITUTE SOLD MY SPERMQuote

Heres what ya do. Train the sprog to be as talented as what you claim to be. Since it is now a product and not a legitament human being, trademark your DNA which will encompass present and future offspring. If ever they get rich, sue for royalties. It is a long term thing and as long as 2012 passes without incident, it may pay off. Oh, and lay off the hookers. They are only in it for the $
 Quoting: CONspiraC 697653

open a new branch for Sperm Bank of America?
CONspiraC
User ID: 697653
6/8/2009 7:35 AM
Re: A PROSTITUTE SOLD MY SPERMQuote

I don't know who is dumber, the douche who wrote this post or the people who are making comments as if there is any remote chance it could possibly be true.
 Quoting: Axolotl23 278438

By definition that must include yourself, NO?
CONspiraC
User ID: 697653
6/8/2009 7:37 AM
Re: A PROSTITUTE SOLD MY SPERMQuote

Heres what ya do. Train the sprog to be as talented as what you claim to be. Since it is now a product and not a legitament human being, trademark your DNA which will encompass present and future offspring. If ever they get rich, sue for royalties. It is a long term thing and as long as 2012 passes without incident, it may pay off. Oh, and lay off the hookers. They are only in it for the $

open a new branch for Sperm Bank of America?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 697457


The possibilities are endless my friend. I must warn, my DNA is already trademarked so if I sow enough wild oats, I might get rich. MEN, revenge is ours!!!
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 429261
6/8/2009 8:21 AM
Re: A PROSTITUTE SOLD MY SPERMQuote

stir
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 697457
6/8/2009 8:28 AM
Re: A PROSTITUTE SOLD MY SPERMQuote

solution
jerkit
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User ID: 697776
6/8/2009 8:37 AM
Re: A PROSTITUTE SOLD MY SPERMQuote

.................and your soul. drevil
"That's all I have to say about that" - Forrest Gump
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 686416
6/8/2009 9:14 AM
Re: A PROSTITUTE SOLD MY SPERMQuote

This does not bode well for well intentioned sperm donors, does it.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 491295
6/8/2009 9:33 AM
Re: A PROSTITUTE SOLD MY SPERMQuote

I should have explained a bit better the details.
I am married with grown up children and have been seen this gorgeous young thing for a couple of years.
we do use a condom,
she ties a knot on it and I presume disposes of it afterwards.
i have since (later) discovered that she has a lesbian lover and they have decided to steal my sperm and impregnate her girlfriend with it and she has conceaved a baby boy.
all this was done behind my back and without my knowledge.
my legal argument was that the prostitute had acted fraudolently and used my sperm without my permission.
i have paid for her services and part of those services include the safe disposal of the condom ( or so i thought).
but the judge ruled that because it is undisputedly my DNA that conceaved this baby, i am responsible for his maintenance.
money is not a problem because i am wealthy.
i am thinking of going back to court and offer the mother a lump sum so i can pay her off for maintenance in advance until the child turns 18 so that this could be a strategy to avoid my wife finding out?
 Quoting: TORO 464590


Sooooooo...ummmm...Just curious...How was "it" done between the two of them? Using a turkey baster?
anonymous
User ID: 697016
6/8/2009 9:36 AM
Re: A PROSTITUTE SOLD MY SPERMQuote

a vasectomy protects a mans future income from child support court issues for his intire lifetime $ 3,000.00 .one time cost, verses several hundred thousands in child support from multiple child support courts during his lifetime. guys can you still count with a hard on ?
APOLLO
User ID: 719237
7/6/2009 7:18 AM
Re: A PROSTITUTE SOLD MY SPERMQuote

because of my physical characteristics, a prostitute i have been seeing for a while, sold my valuable semen to her girlfriend.

she has a six month old boy.

this lady has now taken me to court for child maintenance and i lost the case.

fatherhood was proven by DNA

despite pleading the fact that i had no knowledge and the impregnation was done using the sperm without my knowledge and consent, the judge ruled that the safekeeping of my ejaculated sperm is totally my responsability and therefore i am just as guilty as if i had impregnated the lady by physical penetration.

i think that this is wrong
my wife does not know about this and it is going to be a nightmare.
do you think i should go clean and tell her the whole sordid story? or should i wait and see how things play out?

*********
wait until the boy turns 21 and then present him to your wife.
as they are not blood related, she will appreciate him better when she is older.
win-win solution
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 718904
7/6/2009 7:21 AM
Re: A PROSTITUTE SOLD MY SPERMQuote

Dude. Saw a variation of that in Boston Legal... it's a tv serie plot.
APOLLO
User ID: 719237
7/6/2009 7:32 AM
Re: A PROSTITUTE SOLD MY SPERMQuote

Dude. Saw a variation of that in Boston Legal... it's a tv serie plot.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 718904

sue the bastards
that will teach them from making movies out of other people's vicissitudes
The Law
User ID: 811129
11/5/2009 3:02 PM
Re: A PROSTITUTE SOLD MY SPERMQuote

How the hell did she could find you ? If this would be an anonimuous act the prostitute would never be able to find you?
Cheers mate
User ID: 811129
11/5/2009 3:04 PM
Re: A PROSTITUTE SOLD MY SPERMQuote

Really? Did you meet her at your place or did you show her your correct ID? Right! How did teh pregnant woman found out that it was you? Think about to move out of country!
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 808813
11/5/2009 3:58 PM
Re: A PROSTITUTE SOLD MY SPERMQuote

haha toro the sperm losing zoro... lol.. loser..
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