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what's your prediction for first problem at Chinese olympics?

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sleepy head
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7/11/2008 11:14 PM
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has to be the air pollution.
they have been trying to make it rain a lot,
but the source of the dirty air continues.
they cannot shut off all the factories.

so they ordered restaurants to take dog meat
off the menu.
what about the other exotic foods
they have, like cat?
sleepy head
User ID: 454544 (OP)
7/11/2008 11:16 PM
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no, it will be the food.
some teams have already announce they will
be bringing their own food to China.

well, will they let them bring food?
that's insulting, and they won't be amused.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 454888
7/11/2008 11:19 PM
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The first problem will be when people go to the bathroom and see those squat toilets .
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 463378
7/11/2008 11:20 PM
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Attendance LOW.

Terrorists (IDIOTS).

Scandals And Murders.

The usual crap.

O I forgot to mention I hardly see any flags this year.
collagen shortage
User ID: 437387
7/11/2008 11:23 PM
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No Geisha girls. It's Imperialistic master/serf pornography. But there will be Master Puck's Chomolugma Ralph Klein Charitable date rape Cocktails, every time the GNP goes up. A little death zone gigolo gets their wings. Don't want to be tooo pure - /i]end up like Charlie.
PhantomLordNYC
User ID: 434958
7/11/2008 11:24 PM
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I think the first problem will be something to do with the media. Some foreigner will try to make a statement about Tibet during a broadcast (say in front of the NBC booth in Tiananmen Square).

At which point Chinese police will swoop in and beat said protester to a pulp. At the same time the NBC feed will go off the air as the Chinese will pull the plug.
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 35823
7/11/2008 11:26 PM
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Eggroll shortage.
Anonymous Coward
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7/11/2008 11:33 PM
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Queues at Mc Donalds.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 465059
7/12/2008 12:31 AM
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DISEASE!!!
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 461087
7/12/2008 12:34 AM
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The chinese teams will boycott the games because they dont want to compete with the capitalist pigs.
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7/12/2008 12:42 AM
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air pollution

the food will be just fine
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7/12/2008 1:45 AM
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Double the trouble -dead post.
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7/12/2008 1:45 AM
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already been stated that the food is so full of hormones and steroids that most the competitors would test positive if they ate the food.
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sleepy head
User ID: 454544 (OP)
7/12/2008 7:01 AM
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if teams want to bring their own food,
just how would they go about doing that?
how would you get a ton of food past customs?
c.f.
User ID: 466761
7/12/2008 7:12 AM
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My prediction of the first problem...broken shoe-lace. Probably a track running event, but wouldn't count out a long distance jumper or even a pole vaulter.


hayseed
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User ID: 465801
7/12/2008 7:12 AM
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That lethal radiation cloud that will be covering the entire continent..
And so it begins...
sleepy head
User ID: 454544 (OP)
7/12/2008 8:12 AM
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My prediction of the first problem...broken shoe-lace. Probably a track running event, but wouldn't count out a long distance jumper or even a pole vaulter.


hayseed
 Quoting: c.f. 466761


broken chop sticks.
cheap stuff from taiwan.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 466835
7/12/2008 8:31 AM
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me thinks it will be Yao Ming not being able to get a seat which fits him at the arena
sleepy head
User ID: 454544 (OP)
7/12/2008 8:47 AM
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[link to www.timesonline.co.uk]

looks like gambling is gonna be a headache for the i.o.c.
they are making anybody going to the olympics,
judges, athletes, coaches, etc.
sign off on no gambling on any event,
and
no promotion of any gambling sites or destinations.

the i.o.c. asked interpol to set up a special task force
to look for suspicious betting patterns.

yeah, this will be interesting.
crab
User ID: 272341
7/12/2008 9:35 AM
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the design of the starting blocks will be a major hurdle -
as the chines run sideways
Sesher
User ID: 464785
7/12/2008 9:47 AM
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What, no beagle burgers w/chinese chedder cheese and a side of pigeon. I'm not going.
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7/12/2008 9:49 AM
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Plane delays.
Your not the only one who thinks I don't know what I'm doing.
Apocalypse Troll
User ID: 466707
7/12/2008 9:56 AM
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The first problem is going to be the Chinese losing all the medals due to doping problem, then the disappearance of all the doping test kits is going to be the problem.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 379028
7/12/2008 12:37 PM
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Looks like algae's in the lead.
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User ID: 221410
7/12/2008 12:41 PM
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Boogers on the floor. The Chinese don't believe in tissue.
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7/12/2008 12:43 PM
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Boogers on the floor. The Chinese don't believe in tissue.
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This is an important and crucial point. Thanks. :>)
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7/12/2008 12:44 PM
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Boogers on the floor. The Chinese don't believe in tissue.



This is an important and crucial point. Thanks. :>)
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Indeed!
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Nailer45
User ID: 473055
7/25/2008 7:34 AM
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Olympics are BORING, good as a sleep aide.

WE need " Oral Olympics" to make it exciting..

Well Stan we are down the final competitors in the Skin Flute competition and right now porn star Bunny Bleu is leading actress Jessica simpson by 3 orgasms it will be hard for Jessica to catch Bunny Bleu unless she gets lucky with a premature ejaculation from Elton John , Peter North or Rosie Odonell.. LOL
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 473226
7/25/2008 7:36 AM
Re: what's your prediction for first problem at Chinese olympics?Quote

has to be the air pollution.
they have been trying to make it rain a lot,
but the source of the dirty air continues.
they cannot shut off all the factories.

so they ordered restaurants to take dog meat
off the menu.
what about the other exotic foods
they have, like cat?
 Quoting: sleepy head 454544


no it will be oversexed, black male athletes on steroids raping women and not being punished.
Nailer45
User ID: 473055
7/25/2008 7:43 AM
Re: what's your prediction for first problem at Chinese olympics?Quote

has to be the air pollution.
they have been trying to make it rain a lot,
but the source of the dirty air continues.
they cannot shut off all the factories.

so they ordered restaurants to take dog meat
off the menu.
what about the other exotic foods
they have, like cat?


no it will be oversexed, black male athletes on steroids raping women and not being punished.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 473226

sounds about right.. it would be politicly incorrect to punish a black male athlete because he may scream RACISM..
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 473242
7/25/2008 7:54 AM
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Boogers on the floor. The Chinese don't believe in tissue.
 Quoting: SubarcticBeef




HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.HA...HA....HA....HA

you must've been referring to this:

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