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ErRoR! your computer has like 23400000 infections so buy this or run this or just click here!

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7/13/2008 9:24 PM
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ErRoR! your computer has like 23400000 infections so buy this or run this or just click here!

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That shit keeps popping up all the time, different messages interrupting youtube dumbass moment number 235 or prat falls from moving vehicles or when I'm checking out busty asian beauties dotcom some asshole company sends a pop up saying we have scanned this computer and it is fucked, carrying only what can be described as binary herpes! AlaRm! AlArM! aLaRm! but the little thingy says I'm protected, its reassuring me with its little flashy icon thingy with the pad lock. So FuCk OfF cUnT!
Its telling me shields up captain in only the way mr sulu or possibly data can.
Besides all that's on this expensive and shiny paper weight that masquerades as a desktop is a collection of dirty stories some downloaded porn and some tyrannical dictator command and conquer fascist civilisation GoD games.
sO i DoNt GiVe A sHiT iF iT SpOnTaNeUsLy CoMbUsTs!
Vista is supposed to let microsoft in the back door but I don't give a shit they can walk in the front and sort through my cyber garbage whenever the fuck they want.
Its just a pity no one ever wants to invade your privacy to do your laundry or house cleaning.
Mind you I would end up cursing the considerate burglar for rearranging all the furniture to suit some fungshway shit or putting the bath towels out of reach or moving the tv remote.
SmIrK

Anonymous Coward
User ID: 464050
7/13/2008 9:27 PM

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I guarantee you 100% freedom of this problem if you do this:

1. Install Firefox.

2. Install the Adblock Plus addon for Firefox and subscribe to Easylist when it asks you (unless you're not in North America, then choose your region)

3. Install the NoScript addon for Firefox.

You now are 100% protected from ads and pop ups and most banners.

Noscript needs some configuring (a few clicks, nothing major) to make certain sites like youtube work properly. Just read the tutorial on how to use it. It's easy.

Anonymous Coward
User ID: 467023
7/13/2008 9:29 PM

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Wankers ain't they?

4by2

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7/13/2008 9:30 PM

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Kanigo2 Subscriber

User ID: 442313
7/13/2008 10:42 PM

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You have this on your computer...

A
N
T
I
SPY
*****
Ware

and It is a BITCH TO GET RID OF...

iT CONSIDERS ADAWARE TO BE A VIRUS..

You really seriously need to get Windows one care(The free version)- It will hold it off but not delete it completely- Microsoft won't even recognize it as a virus yet.

YOU ARE IN A WORLD FULLA HURT.

Symantics and nortons will not remove it.

Seriously look into it.

You clicked a banner add, and it automatically installed.

My 9 year old did the same thing.

*(GLP won't let me add it)*

Start running the gambit and making sure you get the right update file because the bastard morphs and re updates itself.

You are looking at least 4 hours of hard removal.
Don't fall for the Pay me to remove it sites either they are owned by antiflowers.

GLP wont let me type it in!!!!!

A
N
T
I
SPY
*****
Ware

Sorry man...

Alt+F4 Allows GodLikeProductions User to Check Current score in Thread Dialog.

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Hurray for Anarchy! This is the happiest moment of my life.

dee
User ID: 420449
7/13/2008 10:45 PM

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Quoting: Anonymous Coward 464050

that is so f*cking true :)

Those Bastards!
User ID: 429261
7/13/2008 10:48 PM

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What ever you do DON'T just click the window like it is begging you to. That starts the virus/trojan installation process. Instead, right mouse click on the icon at the bottom of Windows screen for the pop up window and click on close.

Anonymous Coward
User ID: 467023
7/13/2008 11:12 PM

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Quoting: dee 420449

FAR
User ID: 412806
7/13/2008 11:46 PM

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Get a ethernet router and use that between your connection and your pc. (Unless you have one)

I'd recommend Prevx [link to www.prevx.com]

and opera 9.5.1

Read - for thy sustainer is the most bountiful one, who has taught the use of the pen, taught man what he did not know!
Nay verily man becomes grossly overweening, whenever he believes himself to be self-sufficient: for behold unto thy sustainer all must return.
Quran 96:3-8

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mercury2 Subscriber

User ID: 479646
8/5/2008 9:47 PM

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I'm glad I read about this bullshit here, on some thread or another. Today I was reading an article and suddenly this official-looking pop up screen tells me "Your computer is infected with ----ware!" I clicked the x in the corner to close it and then it suddenly opened another window and said it was scanning my computer and then that I had -----ware!

Well I'm not sure what happened and it sucks that it all looks so "official" with the four-color shield thingy like the microsoft security center icon and the site has "windows" in the name where it hijacked you to.

What I did was, I chose a system restore point from several days ago and did the system restore. I have never done that before but I'm sure it was someone on here that suggested it on some thread about this problem.

Do you think I did the right thing?

Kanigo2 Subscriber

User ID: 442313
8/5/2008 10:15 PM

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get windows OneCare. Free 90 day trial. Alt+F4 Allows GodLikeProductions User to Check Current score in Thread Dialog. "GLP has some batty shit, but yours takes the fucking biscuit "-Disputed- Hurray for Anarchy! This is the happiest moment of my life.

mercury2 Subscriber

User ID: 479657
8/5/2008 10:25 PM

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get windows OneCare. Free 90 day trial. Quoting: Kanigo2 I have Avast. It's free and seems to be fine, how is OneCare different? Why is it worth paying for?

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