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BREAKING - I opened the letter! You won't believe what it says! OMG!!! Need Help GLP!
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Concerned in Colorado
User ID: 471974
7/23/2008 3:36 AM
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Well I opened the letter just now, I am referring to my other thread here :
[link to www.godlikeproductions.com]
Everyone was telling me to either open it up or throw it away. I decided even if I am patient enough to wait, fuck it, it was probably just a chain letter.
Its not a chain letter.
It says (and this part is written in cursive with pencil? Pencil seems the strange choice)
Great tragedy is nigh,
a famed will die,
look to the sky,
secrets safe from no eye.
then at the bottom right hand corner there are these numbers, no idea what they mean.
38-54-18
77-00-58
37-47-36
122-33-17
I have duplicated the spelling, grammar, punctuation, now everyone is looking at what I'm looking at, any ideas?
I'm kind of freaking out here, I really just thought it was some BS, it seemed strange, but I figured chain letter or scam like everyone else. Now it seems to be some kind of prediction? who the fuck would send me this shit? I didn't ask for it. I don't know what it means, it sounds like someone famous is supposed to die on July 25th, what are the numbers? looks like a combination to a vault or locker or something to me. But then again I don't know many combination locks that goto 122.
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 460456
7/23/2008 3:39 AM | | Re: BREAKING - I opened the letter! You won't believe what it says! OMG!!! Need Help GLP! | Quote |
Keno... they're telling you to go play some Keno. |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 467868
7/23/2008 3:43 AM | | Re: BREAKING - I opened the letter! You won't believe what it says! OMG!!! Need Help GLP! | Quote |
I git the same letter too.
I decoded the numbers and transposed them to letters and numbers using prime intigers and extrapolation based on basic geometry of the earth and its rotational period.
This is what it means.
On july 25th........
WE ARE DOOOOOOOMED!!!
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 472180
7/23/2008 3:49 AM | | Re: BREAKING - I opened the letter! You won't believe what it says! OMG!!! Need Help GLP! | Quote |
It says, "Don't forget to drink your Ovaltene. |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 472136
7/23/2008 3:50 AM | | Re: BREAKING - I opened the letter! You won't believe what it says! OMG!!! Need Help GLP! | Quote |
It means...
story telling and seeking attention on the internet is a cry for help and you should seek physiciatric attention pronto. |
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honk honk WTF
User ID: 452430
7/23/2008 3:56 AM | | Re: BREAKING - I opened the letter! You won't believe what it says! OMG!!! Need Help GLP! | Quote |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 471974 (OP)
7/23/2008 4:05 AM | | Re: BREAKING - I opened the letter! You won't believe what it says! OMG!!! Need Help GLP! | Quote |
It means...
story telling and seeking attention on the internet is a cry for help and you should seek physiciatric attention pronto. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 472136
fuck you, I couldn't make this shit up. My girlfriend read the letter too, and in about an hour my buddy gets off work and I plan on showing him the letter too. I know I'm telling the truth, I don't give a shit what you think buddy! |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 472124
7/23/2008 4:07 AM | | Re: BREAKING - I opened the letter! You won't believe what it says! OMG!!! Need Help GLP! | Quote |
probably some virus |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 465434
7/23/2008 4:10 AM | | Re: BREAKING - I opened the letter! You won't believe what it says! OMG!!! Need Help GLP! | Quote |
fuck you, I couldn't make this shit up. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 471974
Really? REALLY?
No, seriously. Really?
You don't have the capacity to make something like this up? Dude, my hamster could have made this up.
Not saying you DID make it up, because golly I believe you, I'm just saying.
Really? |
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Smerk 
User ID: 471659
7/23/2008 4:13 AM
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It is the co-ordinates for a GIANT SPACE-PENIS that is headed STRAIGHT FOR URANUS!
And so it begins... |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 466777
7/23/2008 4:14 AM | |
TEXAS UNCENSORED
User ID: 472126
7/23/2008 4:22 AM | | Re: BREAKING - I opened the letter! You won't believe what it says! OMG!!! Need Help GLP! | Quote |
Could be Nostradamus quatrains.
Looking at the sky, secrets that can't be hidden anymore speaks to the massive mostly cloaked UFO presence. |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 465339
7/23/2008 4:24 AM | | Re: BREAKING - I opened the letter! You won't believe what it says! OMG!!! Need Help GLP! | Quote |
How can it be valid though, it points to nothing on a map.
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 466777 |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 275647
7/23/2008 4:25 AM | | Re: BREAKING - I opened the letter! You won't believe what it says! OMG!!! Need Help GLP! | Quote |
Could be Nostradamus quatrains.
Looking at the sky, secrets that can't be hidden anymore speaks to the massive mostly cloaked UFO presence. Quoting: TEXAS UNCENSORED 472126
night of the 1000 stars |
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etherealgirl
User ID: 336619
7/23/2008 4:26 AM
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You are being targeted. They know you come to GLP.
Behavioral Targeting: 'It's Only Going to Get Creepier'
Published on 22-07-2008 Email To Friend Print Version
[link to www.mediabistro.com]
Behavioral targeting is a buzz word in mobile advertising these days. Cell phones give advertisers access to data they've never had before, since they can not only track local searches, what videos a subscriber watches, and so on, but they also can potentially access the handset's GPS chipset.
So we're not surprised that David Martin, the director of interactive media for Ignited, predicted "It's only going to get creepier" during the OMMA Behavioral conference on Monday, MediaPost reports. He said that "today's behavioral marketing is just a taste of what's to come."
On the plus side, Martin emphasized that marketers will also move to moderate the discipline in ways that protect privacy. Still, Martin said that "Minority Report isn't so far away," including the delivery of behaviorally targeted advertising in public places, according to the report.
"Digital and addressable media will go from just your PC to your living room, your kids at school, in your car, at work," Martin said. According to the article, he predicted that this would essentially mean a coordination of behavioral targeting, mobile distribution and "place-based video or interactive digital displays." |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 243146
7/23/2008 4:26 AM | | Re: BREAKING - I opened the letter! You won't believe what it says! OMG!!! Need Help GLP! | Quote |
I'm disappointed OP, I totally thought you were telling the truth and it was just a random coupon. But now it's very very obvious you are bullshitting. I trusted you... |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 466777
7/23/2008 4:27 AM | | Re: BREAKING - I opened the letter! You won't believe what it says! OMG!!! Need Help GLP! | Quote |
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 465339
Umm... Try zooming out buddy. |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 471558
7/23/2008 4:30 AM | | Re: BREAKING - I opened the letter! You won't believe what it says! OMG!!! Need Help GLP! | Quote |
will bush be back in town? we could only hope, actually im not buying it but give the op some credit, least he has an imagination...........
course......... stranger things have happened |
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ObeyTheOctopus
User ID: 452708
7/23/2008 4:31 AM
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I was wondering why somebody would post a message asking if he should open an envelope. Now I see why. It just happened to have a cryptic prediction in it huh?
"Buy the ticket, take the ride." |
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mathetes
User ID: 327572
7/23/2008 4:31 AM
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Quoting: Anonymous Coward 465339
The 1st set of cord. are in China, near Shache the western end of the Taklamakan desert in China's northwestern province of Xinjiang
Jesus said unto her, I am the resurrection, and the life: he that believeth in me, though he were dead, yet shall he live: John 11:25 |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 275647
7/23/2008 4:34 AM | | Re: BREAKING - I opened the letter! You won't believe what it says! OMG!!! Need Help GLP! | Quote |
Holy fuck, something is gonna smash China to pieces and stop the Olympics. Maybe some object from the sky, space weapons?
Weather wars has just notched up a gear. Now they are after nailing CHin before the shtf.
Someone is gonna get whacked too? Possibly a candidate.
This aint no prophecy, this is from the already know school of thought.
Or its a big fat lie. |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 466777
7/23/2008 4:35 AM | | Re: BREAKING - I opened the letter! You won't believe what it says! OMG!!! Need Help GLP! | Quote |
Might as well have some fun with this right? I love these threads. Reminds me of the good old aussie bloke days.
I'm going to stick with the numbers being lat & lon, and that they're impact points. After China gets hit, they'll have to cancel the Olympics. Might as well sprinkle a little Titor in here while we're at it. |
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OliverMyst
User ID: 472186
7/23/2008 4:36 AM | | Re: BREAKING - I opened the letter! You won't believe what it says! OMG!!! Need Help GLP! | Quote |
I just woke up. It is 10:30 am in Croatia. I was having a dream about recieving a letter from president Bush saying he wants to buy small property that I own here for app. 3.2 billion dollars LOL and then something weird happened wich I don't remember. Somebody tried to warn me. In my dream a new type of disease has spread troughout the world. - IT WAS a new form of RABIES and we had to evacuate. I don't remember my dreams so vividly, but tonight, everything was clear but it was too weird and scary and realistic.. I dreamt snakes in the sea, some guy was playing the trumphet. That guy was me... |
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StarKissed
User ID: 465339
7/23/2008 4:40 AM | | Re: BREAKING - I opened the letter! You won't believe what it says! OMG!!! Need Help GLP! | Quote |
Oh well, who would'a thought? Thanks snotty.
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 466777 |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 466777
7/23/2008 4:50 AM | | Re: BREAKING - I opened the letter! You won't believe what it says! OMG!!! Need Help GLP! | Quote |
Np buddy. |
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StarKissed
User ID: 465339
7/23/2008 5:01 AM | | Re: BREAKING - I opened the letter! You won't believe what it says! OMG!!! Need Help GLP! | Quote |
Hey OP,
If you have signed up online for any type of astrology related stuff and you've given out your address, I will bet that's where it originated. I bought some jewelry from a new-age type store online, and several months later I got a really weird letter about joining a secret society. I know that's where it came from.
Don't get too freaked out though...it probably is some marketing ploy like others have said.
Cheers!
Quoting: Concerned in Colorado 471974 |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 471473
7/23/2008 5:04 AM | | Re: BREAKING - I opened the letter! You won't believe what it says! OMG!!! Need Help GLP! | Quote |
OK, if you are telling the truth, since the date on the envelope was written the British way, not the US way, you have a British buddy who knows you are a conspiracy nut and is taking the piss out of you. It happens. |
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refugee13
User ID: 432561
7/23/2008 5:28 AM
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It says, "Don't forget to drink your Ovaltene. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 472180
  
"Livin' The Dream..."
"Don't believe in anyone, 'cos they'll feel you so much more" |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 442589
7/23/2008 5:54 AM | | Re: BREAKING - I opened the letter! You won't believe what it says! OMG!!! Need Help GLP! | Quote |
OK, if you are telling the truth, since the date on the envelope was written the British way, not the US way, you have a British buddy who knows you are a conspiracy nut and is taking the piss out of you. It happens. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 471473
We aussies write the date that was as well. |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 471491
7/23/2008 6:22 AM | | Re: BREAKING - I opened the letter! You won't believe what it says! OMG!!! Need Help GLP! | Quote |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 471974 (OP)
7/23/2008 10:12 AM | | Re: BREAKING - I opened the letter! You won't believe what it says! OMG!!! Need Help GLP! | Quote |
OK, if you are telling the truth, since the date on the envelope was written the British way, not the US way, you have a British buddy who knows you are a conspiracy nut and is taking the piss out of you. It happens.
We aussies write the date that was as well. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 442589
I don't know any british or aussies. I still do not know who sent the letter, or what it means.
Thank you to whoever suggested these are coordinates like longitude/latitude. I think maybe you could be right. |
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