Screw Dieting, it's the best way to lose weight.

Way too much time on your hands... get a job or get an education.

I agree.

Or get laid.

:P

I'll be doing all that dieting a little later tonight....heehee

prudes...

It's not that hard to take off a woman's bra. You just pull (rub) it over and bring it out. You can even do that while she's wearing something over the bra.

I just burned 87 calories typing this with my mouth.

If you need help with your diet, I'd be glad to help.

Sex is exercise, diet is the key. Walking is good. Take the stairs instead of the elevator. Walk to the store, bar, etc. instead of driving.

Do not eliminate your favorite foods, and do not deprive yourself of anything. I LOVE potato chips, but I eat a handful every few days instead of gorging.

My happenstance ability to stay thin:

Avoid gluttony.

eliminate carbs to the best you can; and make sure that all pasta, rice and bread is fresh (and limit the carb portion to 10 or so % of the total, so add a lot more veggies to your pasta or rice dishes). The longer pasta/rice/bread sits, the more the starch breaks down and will send your blood sugar through the roof. once or twice a week in small quantities is ok, but it must be cooked fresh.

Eat only when you are hungry, and stop before you feel full.

Fat is not the enemy, the female body will preserve fat when calories are reduced thanks to our child-bearing capabilities. Eat good fat: avos, fish, nuts, etc. Skin will be more supple. Choose the right fats, they are good for the brain.

Eat breakfast: In the am, I eat a hard boiled egg and a piece of cheese, purely out of convenience. Keeps me full until lunch.

Get used to hunger pangs, they go away after a while.

No milk. Cheese is good. No milk. NO MILK.

Do not own a scale. Judge weight by clothing fit. I'm too attatched to my wardrobe and too cheap to replace anything.

For reference, I'm 5 four and can still wear clothes I bought in high school. With no scale, I think I'm at 125, give or take. Assistants to my Doc were amazed at my cholesterol read and wanted to know what diet I was on.

This is it. Oh, and cook your own food. Restaurant fats will kill you silently.

And babies are meant to be fat, that's their brain development. Once they can start toddling, they should lose the fat. At that point, the need muscle so their little big heads don't cause them to topple.

So you prefer walking over sex?

I missed something but
I think the op might have been attempting humor.