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I am a GOETIC DEMON ask me a question

 
Anonymous Coward
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07/24/2008 10:46 PM
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I am a GOETIC DEMON ask me a question
Ask and I will answer truthfully. my time is short my master satan wants me to torment some souls very soon.
lucifer
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07/24/2008 10:59 PM
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Re: I am a GOETIC DEMON ask me a question
thats funny im lucifer and i dont remember ordering anybody to be tortured you sure you dont serve yaweh
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07/24/2008 10:59 PM
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Re: I am a GOETIC DEMON ask me a question
What is a Goetic Demon?
Read - for thy sustainer is the most bountiful one, who has taught the use of the pen, taught man what he did not know!
Nay verily man becomes grossly overweening, whenever he believes himself to be self-sufficient: for behold unto thy sustainer all must return.

Quran 96:3-8

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07/24/2008 11:01 PM
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Re: I am a GOETIC DEMON ask me a question
Ask and I will answer truthfully. my time is short my master satan wants me to torment some souls very soon.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 451867

Tell Satan I said "what's up". Tell him I want my fucking bike back too!
Anonymous Coward
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07/24/2008 11:01 PM
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Re: I am a GOETIC DEMON ask me a question
I'm a demonic goetic, is we related???


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Wingedlion
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07/24/2008 11:23 PM
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Re: I am a GOETIC DEMON ask me a question
I cut out Satan's left eye out, and left him without a penis, just to show the inferior Satanic world that I could. I have lain whole legions of Black Warriors to waste, and I will completely destroy Satan's kingdom before it is over because I was given the power and the enlightenment to do so...And I think that is funny! My question, is how does it feel to be a part of the loosing side? and What is it like to be so inferior?
Bind the demons
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07/25/2008 12:09 AM
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Re: I am a GOETIC DEMON ask me a question
This is what happens when New Age cults don't know what they are doing. A new cult has been giving a decree that frees demons and now we have Demons asking us questions.

We Call to Archangel Michael to BIND demons!!!

According to God's Will let it be done!!

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floydian slip

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07/25/2008 12:12 AM
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Re: I am a GOETIC DEMON ask me a question
Ask and I will answer truthfully. my time is short my master satan wants me to torment some souls very soon.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 451867


Have you ever snorted Demon Powder?

if so... What was it like?





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