How Fundamentalist Christians will Rule

Judge not less ye be judged.

I guess that means that you believe you can interpret the will of God...

Did God certify you to speak for him, or is that something you have taken up on your own?

christians aren't going to rule anything, they are going to be humbled bigtime soon as He gets here...in for a shock.

I guess that means that you believe you can interpret the will of God...

Did God certify you to speak for him, or is that something you have taken up on your own?



No, that office was granted me by over 25 years of intense teaching and spiritual revelation by the hand of God Himself. He then used me in the most effective measure possible, that of completely destroying the PTB occult kingdoms. This is presently being done in the higher realms of the spirit, and will soon translate into this physical world. I did not do any of this on my own initiative. I was drafted. But willingly so. I do speak for Him, and I can interpret the will of God, it is really quite easy when you know Him as I do. The Bible promises that "His sheep hear His voice, and follow Him." But there is a little something special about me that I usually don't share, but since you asked...

By chance I am a direct descendant of the Biblical Patriarch Joseph, from the Hebrew tribe of Ephriam. Early on I developed a unique "attribute" that of God answering all that I prayed for. That's right, everything I pray for comes to pass. That ability caught the attention of the most powerful "rulers of the darkness of this world", who believed that this kind of power was too great not to be under their control, so they put lots of money up to anyone who would have the magickial power to kill me with their magick. And so for 13 years, I have been persecuted, tortured, kidnapped, held by covens and tortured, then to be rescued by the local SWAT teams (God bless them) But this all pails in comparrison to what I have experienced in the spiritual realms.

See, the value of a man's opinion is the price he has paid for that opinion. And although I have been entrusted with great power, I am actually a broken and humble man, who loves God with all my heart for rescuing me from all my enemies. Who hate me for the only crime of being a friend of God. So yes, I do easily discern the will of God, and have much personal contact with Him, but not as you understand. I am able to accurately discern His voice in the intuition of my conscience, where He abides and takes up residence in my earthly body. I am a man after God's own heart, to do all according to His will. If you don't believe that, then that is your problem. perhaps you'd understand it better if you were in my shoes.

How fundamentalist Christians will Rule

There are two brothers, Dustin and Buddy.
Etc.
The End.

How fundamentalist Christians will Rule

There are two brothers, Dustin and Buddy.

Dustin marries, a feminist, because she’s an easy lay.

Buddy marries a fundamentalist Christian because he’s also conservative.

Dustin and Buddy both have families.

Dustin has two children, but his wife divorces him, because she realizes she wants to further expore her sexuality. She puts both of the children in day care from a young age, while she has fun. They grow up in day care without a mother or father and both suffer from anxiety, needing anti depressants.

Buddy stays married, he buys a home.

Dustin, pay’s half of his income in child support, so he never recovers financially. His children can’t afford to go to college because, he doesn’t have the money and his ex wife uses the child support to pay for drugs, and traveling around the world. His ex wife lives with her girlfriend who also has children by a previous marriage.

Buddy’s children go to a religious college and study business.

Dustin’s children enter therapy, and are not sure they will ever marry, due to identity issues.

Buddy’s children, marry and have large families.

One of Dustin’s children eventually marries, and has a child that marriage also ends in divorce. Dustin dies early after working himself to death, because he has no credit, and can’t get health insurance. He does not leave an estate.

Buddy’s children, all Christian fundamentalists, have large families. Buddy has hundreds of Grand Children all Christian. They are all conservative voters.

Dustin’s children eventually loose contact with each other. One commits suicide. The other becomes a life long member of A.A. The grandchild disappears and is never heard from again.

One of Buddy’s children runs for senator and becomes the first Fundamentalist Christian Senator from California. He helps sponsor legislation to allow the teaching of bible classes in California public schools.

Buddy retires and becomes a missionary.

The End.

I guess that means that you believe you can interpret the will of God...

Did God certify you to speak for him, or is that something you have taken up on your own?



No, that office was granted me by over 25 years of intense teaching and spiritual revelation by the hand of God Himself. He then used me in the most effective measure possible, that of completely destroying the PTB occult kingdoms. This is presently being done in the higher realms of the spirit, and will soon translate into this physical world. I did not do any of this on my own initiative. I was drafted. But willingly so. I do speak for Him, and I can interpret the will of God, it is really quite easy when you know Him as I do. The Bible promises that "His sheep hear His voice, and follow Him." But there is a little something special about me that I usually don't share, but since you asked...

By chance I am a direct descendant of the Biblical Patriarch Joseph, from the Hebrew tribe of Ephriam. Early on I developed a unique "attribute" that of God answering all that I prayed for. That's right, everything I pray for comes to pass. That ability caught the attention of the most powerful "rulers of the darkness of this world", who believed that this kind of power was too great not to be under their control, so they put lots of money up to anyone who would have the magickial power to kill me with their magick. And so for 13 years, I have been persecuted, tortured, kidnapped, held by covens and tortured, then to be rescued by the local SWAT teams (God bless them) But this all pails in comparrison to what I have experienced in the spiritual realms.

See, the value of a man's opinion is the price he has paid for that opinion. And although I have been entrusted with great power, I am actually a broken and humble man, who loves God with all my heart for rescuing me from all my enemies. Who hate me for the only crime of being a friend of God. So yes, I do easily discern the will of God, and have much personal contact with Him, but not as you understand. I am able to accurately discern His voice in the intuition of my conscience, where He abides and takes up residence in my earthly body. I am a man after God's own heart, to do all according to His will. If you don't believe that, then that is your problem. perhaps you'd understand it better if you were in my shoes.

5 years later, buddy catches his pastor in the act of sodomy with one of the church youth, and realizes that he's been suckered in by a lying, no good, bitch of a preacher...

he leaves the church and becomes an athiest...

only to discover another few years later that there most definitely IS a "god", but that this true "god" does not judge his children for acts that "he" created them to do...

he becomes a pantheist, and then goes on to be a philosopher, who uses psychedelic drugs and practices psychonautics... his "research" and discoveries lead the world into a revolution of Love, Peace, and Wisdom.

he finally realizes what Christ truly was.

2 years later he visits GLP and the other conspiracy sites and finally realizes the occult conspiracy.

With life at the bottom of a bottle, he decides to leave all the New age and becomes a ...

I guess that means that you believe you can interpret the will of God...

Did God certify you to speak for him, or is that something you have taken up on your own?



No, that office was granted me by over 25 years of intense teaching and spiritual revelation by the hand of God Himself. He then used me in the most effective measure possible, that of completely destroying the PTB occult kingdoms. This is presently being done in the higher realms of the spirit, and will soon translate into this physical world. I did not do any of this on my own initiative. I was drafted. But willingly so. I do speak for Him, and I can interpret the will of God, it is really quite easy when you know Him as I do. The Bible promises that "His sheep hear His voice, and follow Him." But there is a little something special about me that I usually don't share, but since you asked...

By chance I am a direct descendant of the Biblical Patriarch Joseph, from the Hebrew tribe of Ephriam. Early on I developed a unique "attribute" that of God answering all that I prayed for. That's right, everything I pray for comes to pass. That ability caught the attention of the most powerful "rulers of the darkness of this world", who believed that this kind of power was too great not to be under their control, so they put lots of money up to anyone who would have the magickial power to kill me with their magick. And so for 13 years, I have been persecuted, tortured, kidnapped, held by covens and tortured, then to be rescued by the local SWAT teams (God bless them) But this all pails in comparrison to what I have experienced in the spiritual realms.

See, the value of a man's opinion is the price he has paid for that opinion. And although I have been entrusted with great power, I am actually a broken and humble man, who loves God with all my heart for rescuing me from all my enemies. Who hate me for the only crime of being a friend of God. So yes, I do easily discern the will of God, and have much personal contact with Him, but not as you understand. I am able to accurately discern His voice in the intuition of my conscience, where He abides and takes up residence in my earthly body. I am a man after God's own heart, to do all according to His will. If you don't believe that, then that is your problem. perhaps you'd understand it better if you were in my shoes.



Let me guess, Southern Baptist - right?

WHAT A FUCKING NUTTER!

No, that office was granted me by over 25 years of intense teaching and spiritual revelation by the hand of God Himself. He then used me in the most effective measure possible, that of completely destroying the PTB occult kingdoms. This is presently being done in the higher realms of the spirit, and will soon translate into this physical world. I did not do any of this on my own initiative. I was drafted. But willingly so. I do speak for Him, and I can interpret the will of God, it is really quite easy when you know Him as I do. The Bible promises that "His sheep hear His voice, and follow Him." But there is a little something special about me that I usually don't share, but since you asked...

By chance I am a direct descendant of the Biblical Patriarch Joseph, from the Hebrew tribe of Ephriam. Early on I developed a unique "attribute" that of God answering all that I prayed for. That's right, everything I pray for comes to pass. That ability caught the attention of the most powerful "rulers of the darkness of this world", who believed that this kind of power was too great not to be under their control, so they put lots of money up to anyone who would have the magickial power to kill me with their magick. And so for 13 years, I have been persecuted, tortured, kidnapped, held by covens and tortured, then to be rescued by the local SWAT teams (God bless them) But this all pails in comparrison to what I have experienced in the spiritual realms.

See, the value of a man's opinion is the price he has paid for that opinion. And although I have been entrusted with great power, I am actually a broken and humble man, who loves God with all my heart for rescuing me from all my enemies. Who hate me for the only crime of being a friend of God. So yes, I do easily discern the will of God, and have much personal contact with Him, but not as you understand. I am able to accurately discern His voice in the intuition of my conscience, where He abides and takes up residence in my earthly body. I am a man after God's own heart, to do all according to His will. If you don't believe that, then that is your problem. perhaps you'd understand it better if you were in my shoes.