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Message Subject What the FUCk is this HUMMing SOund
Poster Handle Gannon
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It's your fridge. Well to be more specific its yellow aliens living in your fridge. They are not visible in light and they are trying to control your mind.

Why you ask?

They want you to eat more food in order to culture a bacteria that can no longer be found on their home planet this bacteria grows in your small intestine.

Why you?

Because you are special.
 Quoting: UnwanteDreams

^ This ^ explanation is impossible to beat.

Thread closed.
 Quoting: Comedian

Who are you to say what is a closed discussion?!

Shill or goof...or BOTH?!

Thread re-opened due to popular necessity, LOL!

I discovered tonight that a single earplug mitigates the perception of the low frequency hum enough to allow sleep with some hearing acuity. Seems the frequency is related to the resonance of the human skull.

For the last couple of days, the hum has been quite loud and annoying...and I've been feeling it in the core of my brain.

My partner finally heard it last night, and she is now sleeping with earplugs finally. Makes for some hilariously misunderstood pillow talk, hence the single plug discovery tonight!

But she DID have one of the best night's sleep she's had in many months wearing them...and one of my solutions have been validated. I'm wearing mine now, actually.

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