NEWS FLASH! - Bryan, Texas-----Texas´s Worst Air Disaster

Link ??????????

Other than the pilot and co-pilot, have any other survivors been found?
I am concerned as I may have had relatives in a cemetary around Bryan.

NO LINK - NO LIKEY!

I wonder how many blonde Texans I can get today?

They don´t get it Budman, try something country.

How many Aggies does it take to change a light bulb?


5.... one to hold the bulb, and 4 to turn the ladder.

ROFL!

Still looking through the dead for survivers.

Longhorn, you damned liar!












Its one to hold the bulb and 650 to turn the house.

There was an Aggie that was down on his luck. In order to raise some money he decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom.
He went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree and told him, "I´ve kidnapped you."
The Aggie wrote a note saying "I´ve kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and put it beneath the pecan tree next to the slide on the north side of the city playground. Signed, An Aggie."
The Aggie then pinned the note to the kid´s shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents.
The next morning the Aggie checked, and sure enough a paper bag was sitting beneath that pecan tree. The Aggie opened up the bag and found the $10,000 with a note. The note said, "How could one Aggie do this to another Aggie?"

OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My husband has to go down to A andM every so often for his company. He is due to go again sometime after the holidays. He has a difficult time flying. Two of his closet friends were killed in plane crashes. I am sitting her shaking right now. I rememeber when his friends were killed my poor husband didn´t sleep for weeks.

Oops, you´re right DC.


Did you hear about the aggie that got locked out of his car?
He spent two hours trying to get his wife and kids out!

So if its only a 2-seater cessna,how did over 300 die,asshole?
Yes,I´m from Texas.

OMG, what they about about Texas is TRUE!

How do you get a Texas A & M graduate off your front porch?







You pay for your pizza

AC 5:22, they are digging up dead bodies... from the cemetary.

Anonymous Coward
12/21/2004
5:22 pm EST

Yes, I can tell?

You people just don´t GET it, do you?

Two Aggies are driving to Houston. The driver suspects his turn signals aren´t working. So he pulls over and asks his passenger to get out and check. So the guy checks and yells to the driver, "No, they´re not working. Wait, yes they are. No, they´re not. Hold it, yes, they are."

Budman my husband still flies. No of you could do the work he does. Go and work in the petro chemical field for awhile. My husband also went to U OF M

Wow . . . Which one?

How many Aggies does it take to eat an armadillo?


Three. One to do the eating, and two to watch for cars.

AC 5:22 here.......i got the joke,but its kinda sick the way you headlined it...what state are you from,budman?

no linky-you stinky!

I am praying for them right now

I believe you have your winner,Budman.

AC, 5:22, A real bush supporter.

I live in the state that all the smart Texans migrate to . . .

Blond babe
12/21/2004
5:33 pm EST

Who exactly are you praying for?