Godlike Productions Banner
Users Online Now: 689 (Who's On?)Visitors Today: 115,090
Pageviews Today: 266,814Threads Today: 311Posts Today: 4,838
02:39 PM
NEW GLP LIVE VOICE & TEXT CHAT




Back to Forum
Back to Forum
Post a New Thread
Post New Thread
Reply to this Thread
Reply
View Your Favorites
View Favorites
Join Now, Free! (& No Ads!) Forgot Your Password?
E-mailPasswordRemember
Rate this Thread
Absolute BS Crap Reasonable Nice Amazing
 
Page 12, 3, 4

BREAKING: Alien Invasion Now 9pm / Craft Technical Difficulties

 RSS 
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 474918
7/31/2008 8:14 PM
Report abusive post
BREAKING: Alien Invasion Now 9pm / Craft Technical Difficulties
Quote

Aliens are nearing the east coast but are currently have engine problems with their craft. Hold tight!
Enaid Subscriber
User ID: 310721
7/31/2008 8:15 PM
Re: BREAKING: Alien Invasion Now 9pm / Craft Technical DifficultiesQuote

Must have been built by the lowest bidder.
ID10T
User ID: 410747
7/31/2008 8:17 PM
Re: BREAKING: Alien Invasion Now 9pm / Craft Technical DifficultiesQuote

Sorry, we are experiencing technical difficulties. Please stand by, your regular program will resume shortly.
[link to thegasman.mybrute.com]
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 474918 (OP)
7/31/2008 8:17 PM
Re: BREAKING: Alien Invasion Now 9pm / Craft Technical DifficultiesQuote

Must have been built by the lowest bidder.
 Quoting: Enaid


Just like a soldier's boots!
Tessa
User ID: 474015
7/31/2008 8:19 PM
Re: BREAKING: Alien Invasion Now 9pm / Craft Technical DifficultiesQuote

you're just trying to get my hopes up like the other OP

meanie
"Whether this song is about sex, drugs, or Ramen Noodles, it's moving. And you can bet your ass that you can fuck to it."
[vishuz]
User ID: 432360
7/31/2008 8:22 PM
Re: BREAKING: Alien Invasion Now 9pm / Craft Technical DifficultiesQuote

One actually landed nearby where I live... some people are rushing towards the crash scene as I'm typing this.

I think I should go out there and...

...steal the craft somehow

Maybe I can sell something from there on eBay for a great amount (like 20 billion in Euro's).

What do you all suggest I do?

I'm too high to give a fuck.
The blackening of roses will send you to the edges of the land/
The emerald tablets of Thoth the Atlantean/
The hands of the mighty Lion of Judah/
Will throw you through the triangular portals of Bermuda/
Exploring the Hologramic aspects of consciousness/
SHR SubscriberModerator
Forum Administrator
7/31/2008 8:23 PM
Re: BREAKING: Alien Invasion Now 9pm / Craft Technical DifficultiesQuote

Hold on.....we figured it out.....they aren't late at all!!!
____________________________________________________
E-mail anytime SHRGLP@Yahoo.com
Inquiring about a ban?, include the IP address found here. [link to www.showmyip.com]

Precious cups within the flower, deadly petals with strange power
Faces shine a deadly smile, back up on you at your trial
Chill and numbed from head to toe, icy sun with frosty glow
Wall of Sleep is lying broken, sun shines in, you have awoken
Wraith
User ID: 468587
7/31/2008 8:24 PM
Re: BREAKING: Alien Invasion Now 9pm / Craft Technical DifficultiesQuote

PIN THIS SHIT!!!!


tomato
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 383647
7/31/2008 8:24 PM
Re: BREAKING: Alien Invasion Now 9pm / Craft Technical DifficultiesQuote

Must have been built by the lowest bidder.
 Quoting: Enaid


no - Haliburton at cost plus.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 407906
7/31/2008 8:25 PM
Re: BREAKING: Alien Invasion Now 9pm / Craft Technical DifficultiesQuote

People`s satellite dishes are interfering with their propulsion systems.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 422730
7/31/2008 8:35 PM
Re: BREAKING: Alien Invasion Now 9pm / Craft Technical DifficultiesQuote

Aliens are nearing the east coast but are currently have engine problems with their craft. Hold tight!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 474918


Sling shot off the moon!
Paradigm
User ID: 476885
7/31/2008 8:43 PM
Re: BREAKING: Alien Invasion Now 9pm / Craft Technical DifficultiesQuote

See, the real problem was that they had not anticipated how many bugs would be out, thus got lost because there were to many bugs on the windshield skewing their view. They are probably lost somewhere over the Atlantic right now, one prob. getting bitched at while he looks at a giant map of the earth. And you know he wont pull over to ask directions....
Swimming in a sea of fractals
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 475434
7/31/2008 8:43 PM
Re: BREAKING: Alien Invasion Now 9pm / Craft Technical DifficultiesQuote

Aliens are nearing the east coast but are currently have engine problems with their craft. Hold tight!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 474918

That's a good one !!!
^TrInItY^ SubscriberModerator
Forum Administrator
7/31/2008 8:45 PM
Re: BREAKING: Alien Invasion Now 9pm / Craft Technical DifficultiesQuote

lol
Few will listen,
Of the few who listen, fewer still will understand,
Understanding does not mean believe,
Of the handful who believe, most may not know what to do,
Those who even know, how many will actually do ?
And the rare ones who have done it.......
Need not listen to you anymore.
Wraith
User ID: 468587
7/31/2008 8:46 PM
Re: BREAKING: Alien Invasion Now 9pm / Craft Technical DifficultiesQuote

lol
 Quoting: ^TrInItY^


Thank god someone is taking this invasion seriously!!!!
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 418035
7/31/2008 8:48 PM
Re: BREAKING: Alien Invasion Now 9pm / Craft Technical DifficultiesQuote

lol


Thank god someone is taking this invasion seriously!!!!
 Quoting: Wraith





Been wearing my tinfoil hat for hours now!!
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 418035
7/31/2008 8:49 PM
Re: BREAKING: Alien Invasion Now 9pm / Craft Technical DifficultiesQuote

The dogs and cats are wearing their tinfoil hats too.

The cat is NOT amused!!!
Wraith
User ID: 468587
7/31/2008 8:49 PM
Re: BREAKING: Alien Invasion Now 9pm / Craft Technical DifficultiesQuote

lol


Thank god someone is taking this invasion seriously!!!!





Been wearing my tinfoil hat for hours now!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 418035


OH SHIT!!! I have been wearing saran wrap!!! I am screwed.


tomato
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 476753
7/31/2008 8:50 PM
Re: BREAKING: Alien Invasion Now 9pm / Craft Technical DifficultiesQuote

lol


Thank god someone is taking this invasion seriously!!!!
 Quoting: Wraith

alien
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 475945
7/31/2008 8:51 PM
Re: BREAKING: Alien Invasion Now 9pm / Craft Technical DifficultiesQuote

It's the fish people! They told me to tell you all that they are stalled over the ocean. They are using the water to cool their engines......plus they wanted a quick swim since they haven't had a chance since leaving the Alfonseca galaxy.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 418035
7/31/2008 8:52 PM
Re: BREAKING: Alien Invasion Now 9pm / Craft Technical DifficultiesQuote

lol


Thank god someone is taking this invasion seriously!!!!





Been wearing my tinfoil hat for hours now!!


OH SHIT!!! I have been wearing saran wrap!!! I am screwed.


tomato
 Quoting: Wraith



Dood! WTF? Are you Crazeeee?

Better get your ass to the bunker and ratchet up a real DOOM hat. Don't forget your bug0ut bag, vice grips, duct tape and visqueen!
TEXAS UNCENSORED
User ID: 476876
7/31/2008 8:53 PM
Re: BREAKING: Alien Invasion Now 9pm / Craft Technical DifficultiesQuote

5a
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 465333
7/31/2008 8:53 PM
Re: BREAKING: Alien Invasion Now 9pm / Craft Technical DifficultiesQuote

Dang, sounds like the aliens are suffering from cutbacks too. I heard one of their saucers had an engine burn out.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 476901
7/31/2008 8:53 PM
Re: BREAKING: Alien Invasion Now 9pm / Craft Technical DifficultiesQuote

My God, it was actually pinned!
Wraith
User ID: 468587
7/31/2008 8:54 PM
Re: BREAKING: Alien Invasion Now 9pm / Craft Technical DifficultiesQuote

lol


Thank god someone is taking this invasion seriously!!!!





Been wearing my tinfoil hat for hours now!!


OH SHIT!!! I have been wearing saran wrap!!! I am screwed.


tomato



Dood! WTF? Are you Crazeeee?

Better get your ass to the bunker and ratchet up a real DOOM hat. Don't forget your bug0ut bag, vice grips, duct tape and visqueen!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 418035


I don't have a bunker but I will jump into the dumpster next door!!!!!
Chick Subscriber
User ID: 384893
7/31/2008 8:56 PM
Re: BREAKING: Alien Invasion Now 9pm / Craft Technical DifficultiesQuote

lol


Thank god someone is taking this invasion seriously!!!!





Been wearing my tinfoil hat for hours now!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 418035


Tin foil hats are sexy. Post your photo please. Lol
Chick Subscriber
User ID: 384893
7/31/2008 8:58 PM
Re: BREAKING: Alien Invasion Now 9pm / Craft Technical DifficultiesQuote

On second thought maybe the saran wrap dude should post his pic.
Wraith
User ID: 468587
7/31/2008 8:59 PM
Re: BREAKING: Alien Invasion Now 9pm / Craft Technical DifficultiesQuote

On second thought maybe the saran wrap dude should post his pic.
 Quoting: Chick


I had to take it off after blacking out twice.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 476903
7/31/2008 8:59 PM
Re: BREAKING: Alien Invasion Now 9pm / Craft Technical DifficultiesQuote

alien11
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 251187
7/31/2008 9:00 PM
Re: BREAKING: Alien Invasion Now 9pm / Craft Technical DifficultiesQuote

lol


Thank god someone is taking this invasion seriously!!!!





Been wearing my tinfoil hat for hours now!!


OH SHIT!!! I have been wearing saran wrap!!! I am screwed.


tomato
 Quoting: Wraith

Hilarious! lol
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 418035
7/31/2008 9:01 PM
Re: BREAKING: Alien Invasion Now 9pm / Craft Technical DifficultiesQuote

On second thought maybe the saran wrap dude should post his pic.


I had to take it off after blacking out twice.
 Quoting: Wraith



Obviously you've been slacking off on reading the HANDBOOK!
Page 12, 3, 4
Back to Forum
Back to Forum
Post a New Thread
Post New Thread
Reply to this Thread
Reply
View Your Favorites
View Favorites
Click Here To Donate To GLP!



 Valid HTML 4.01 Transitional



Disclaimer:
This website exists for entertainment purposes only. The reader is responsible for discerning the validity, factuality or implications of information posted here, be it fictional or based on real events. Moderators on this forum make every effort to review the material posted on this site however, it is not realistically possible for our small staff to manually review each and every one of the more than 10,000 posts GodlikeProductions gets on a daily basis.

The content of post on this site, including but not limited to links to other web sites, are the expressed opinion of the original poster and are in no way representative of or endorsed by the owners or administration of this website. The posts on this website are the opinion of the specific author and are not statements of advice, opinion, or factual information on behalf of the owner or administration of GodlikeProductions. This site may contain adult content and if you feel you might be offended by such content, you should log off immediately.

Not all posts on this website are intended as truthful or factual assertion by their authors. Some users of this website are participating in internet role playing, with or without the use of an avatar. NO post on this website should be considered factual information on face value alone. Users are encouraged to USE DISCERNMENT and do their own follow up research while reading and posting on this website. Godlikeproductions.com reserves the right to make changes to, corrections and/or remove entirely at any time posts made on this website without notice. In addition, Godlikeproductions.com disclaims any and all liability for damages incurred directly or indirectly as a result of a post on this website.

This site is provided "as is" without warranty of any kind, either expressed or implied. You should not assume that this site is error-free or that it will be suitable for the particular purpose which you have in mind when using it. In no event shall Godlikeproductions.com be liable for any special, incidental, indirect or consequential damages of any kind, or any damages whatsoever, including, without limitation, those resulting from loss of use, data or profits, whether or not advised of the possibility of damage, and on any theory of liability, arising out of or in connection with the use or performance of this site or other documents which are referenced by or linked to this site.

Some events depicted in certain posting and threads on this website may be fictitious and any similarity to any person living or dead is merely coincidental. Some other articles may be based on actual events but which in certain cases incidents, characters and timelines have been changed for dramatic purposes. Certain characters may be composites, or entirely fictitious.

We do not discriminate against the mentally ill!

Fair Use Notice:
This site may contain copyrighted material the use of which has not always been specifically authorized by the copyright owner. Users may make such material available in an effort to advance awareness and understanding of issues relating to civil rights, economics, individual rights, international affairs, liberty, science & technology, etc. We believe this constitutes a 'fair use' of any such copyrighted material as provided for in section 107 of the US Copyright Law. In accordance with Title 17 U.S.C.Section 107, the material on this site is distributed without profit to those who have expressed a prior interest in receiving the included information for research and educational purposes.
For more information please visit:
http://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/17/107.shtml

Please be aware any communications sent complaining about a post on this website may be posted publicly at the discretion of the administration.

This Disclaimer is subject to change at anytime.

Mail Webmaster with questions or comments about this site.

Privacy Policy - Terms Of Use


Copyright 1999-2009 © GodLikeProductions.com

Page generated in 0.052s (5 queries)