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BREAKING: Alien Invasion Now 9pm / Craft Technical Difficulties
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 474918 7/31/2008 8:14 PM Report abusive post | BREAKING: Alien Invasion Now 9pm / Craft Technical Difficulties
| Quote | Aliens are nearing the east coast but are currently have engine problems with their craft. Hold tight! |
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Enaid  User ID: 310721 7/31/2008 8:15 PM
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ID10T User ID: 410747 7/31/2008 8:17 PM | | Re: BREAKING: Alien Invasion Now 9pm / Craft Technical Difficulties | Quote | Sorry, we are experiencing technical difficulties. Please stand by, your regular program will resume shortly. [link to thegasman.mybrute.com] |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 474918 (OP) 7/31/2008 8:17 PM | | Re: BREAKING: Alien Invasion Now 9pm / Craft Technical Difficulties | Quote |
Must have been built by the lowest bidder. Quoting: Enaid
Just like a soldier's boots! |
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Tessa User ID: 474015 7/31/2008 8:19 PM | | Re: BREAKING: Alien Invasion Now 9pm / Craft Technical Difficulties | Quote | you're just trying to get my hopes up like the other OP
meanie "Whether this song is about sex, drugs, or Ramen Noodles, it's moving. And you can bet your ass that you can fuck to it." |
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[vishuz] User ID: 432360 7/31/2008 8:22 PM | | Re: BREAKING: Alien Invasion Now 9pm / Craft Technical Difficulties | Quote | One actually landed nearby where I live... some people are rushing towards the crash scene as I'm typing this.
I think I should go out there and...
...steal the craft somehow
Maybe I can sell something from there on eBay for a great amount (like 20 billion in Euro's).
What do you all suggest I do?
I'm too high to give a fuck. The blackening of roses will send you to the edges of the land/
The emerald tablets of Thoth the Atlantean/
The hands of the mighty Lion of Judah/
Will throw you through the triangular portals of Bermuda/
Exploring the Hologramic aspects of consciousness/ |
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SHR   Forum Administrator 7/31/2008 8:23 PM
 | | Re: BREAKING: Alien Invasion Now 9pm / Craft Technical Difficulties | Quote | Hold on.....we figured it out.....they aren't late at all!!! ____________________________________________________
E-mail anytime SHRGLP@Yahoo.com
Inquiring about a ban?, include the IP address found here. [link to www.showmyip.com]
Precious cups within the flower, deadly petals with strange power
Faces shine a deadly smile, back up on you at your trial
Chill and numbed from head to toe, icy sun with frosty glow
Wall of Sleep is lying broken, sun shines in, you have awoken |
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Wraith User ID: 468587 7/31/2008 8:24 PM
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 383647 7/31/2008 8:24 PM | | Re: BREAKING: Alien Invasion Now 9pm / Craft Technical Difficulties | Quote |
Must have been built by the lowest bidder. Quoting: Enaid
no - Haliburton at cost plus. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 407906 7/31/2008 8:25 PM | | Re: BREAKING: Alien Invasion Now 9pm / Craft Technical Difficulties | Quote | People`s satellite dishes are interfering with their propulsion systems. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 422730 7/31/2008 8:35 PM | | Re: BREAKING: Alien Invasion Now 9pm / Craft Technical Difficulties | Quote |
Aliens are nearing the east coast but are currently have engine problems with their craft. Hold tight! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 474918
Sling shot off the moon! |
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Paradigm User ID: 476885 7/31/2008 8:43 PM
 | | Re: BREAKING: Alien Invasion Now 9pm / Craft Technical Difficulties | Quote | See, the real problem was that they had not anticipated how many bugs would be out, thus got lost because there were to many bugs on the windshield skewing their view. They are probably lost somewhere over the Atlantic right now, one prob. getting bitched at while he looks at a giant map of the earth. And you know he wont pull over to ask directions.... Swimming in a sea of fractals |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 475434 7/31/2008 8:43 PM | | Re: BREAKING: Alien Invasion Now 9pm / Craft Technical Difficulties | Quote |
Aliens are nearing the east coast but are currently have engine problems with their craft. Hold tight! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 474918
That's a good one !!! |
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^TrInItY^   Forum Administrator 7/31/2008 8:45 PM
 | | Re: BREAKING: Alien Invasion Now 9pm / Craft Technical Difficulties | Quote | lol Few will listen,
Of the few who listen, fewer still will understand,
Understanding does not mean believe,
Of the handful who believe, most may not know what to do,
Those who even know, how many will actually do ?
And the rare ones who have done it.......
Need not listen to you anymore.
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Wraith User ID: 468587 7/31/2008 8:46 PM
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Thank god someone is taking this invasion seriously!!!! |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 418035 7/31/2008 8:48 PM | | Re: BREAKING: Alien Invasion Now 9pm / Craft Technical Difficulties | Quote |
lol
Thank god someone is taking this invasion seriously!!!! Quoting: Wraith
Been wearing my tinfoil hat for hours now!! |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 418035 7/31/2008 8:49 PM | | Re: BREAKING: Alien Invasion Now 9pm / Craft Technical Difficulties | Quote | The dogs and cats are wearing their tinfoil hats too.
The cat is NOT amused!!! |
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Wraith User ID: 468587 7/31/2008 8:49 PM
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lol
Thank god someone is taking this invasion seriously!!!!
Been wearing my tinfoil hat for hours now!! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 418035
OH SHIT!!! I have been wearing saran wrap!!! I am screwed.
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 476753 7/31/2008 8:50 PM | | Re: BREAKING: Alien Invasion Now 9pm / Craft Technical Difficulties | Quote |
lol
Thank god someone is taking this invasion seriously!!!! Quoting: Wraith
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 475945 7/31/2008 8:51 PM | | Re: BREAKING: Alien Invasion Now 9pm / Craft Technical Difficulties | Quote | It's the fish people! They told me to tell you all that they are stalled over the ocean. They are using the water to cool their engines......plus they wanted a quick swim since they haven't had a chance since leaving the Alfonseca galaxy. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 418035 7/31/2008 8:52 PM | | Re: BREAKING: Alien Invasion Now 9pm / Craft Technical Difficulties | Quote |
lol
Thank god someone is taking this invasion seriously!!!!
Been wearing my tinfoil hat for hours now!!
OH SHIT!!! I have been wearing saran wrap!!! I am screwed.
 Quoting: Wraith
Dood! WTF? Are you Crazeeee?
Better get your ass to the bunker and ratchet up a real DOOM hat. Don't forget your bug0ut bag, vice grips, duct tape and visqueen! |
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TEXAS UNCENSORED User ID: 476876 7/31/2008 8:53 PM | | Re: BREAKING: Alien Invasion Now 9pm / Craft Technical Difficulties | Quote |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 465333 7/31/2008 8:53 PM | | Re: BREAKING: Alien Invasion Now 9pm / Craft Technical Difficulties | Quote | Dang, sounds like the aliens are suffering from cutbacks too. I heard one of their saucers had an engine burn out. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 476901 7/31/2008 8:53 PM | | Re: BREAKING: Alien Invasion Now 9pm / Craft Technical Difficulties | Quote | My God, it was actually pinned! |
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Wraith User ID: 468587 7/31/2008 8:54 PM
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lol
Thank god someone is taking this invasion seriously!!!!
Been wearing my tinfoil hat for hours now!!
OH SHIT!!! I have been wearing saran wrap!!! I am screwed.
Dood! WTF? Are you Crazeeee?
Better get your ass to the bunker and ratchet up a real DOOM hat. Don't forget your bug0ut bag, vice grips, duct tape and visqueen! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 418035
I don't have a bunker but I will jump into the dumpster next door!!!!! |
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Chick  User ID: 384893 7/31/2008 8:56 PM
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lol
Thank god someone is taking this invasion seriously!!!!
Been wearing my tinfoil hat for hours now!! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 418035
Tin foil hats are sexy. Post your photo please. Lol |
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Chick  User ID: 384893 7/31/2008 8:58 PM
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Wraith User ID: 468587 7/31/2008 8:59 PM
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On second thought maybe the saran wrap dude should post his pic. Quoting: Chick
I had to take it off after blacking out twice. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 476903 7/31/2008 8:59 PM | | Re: BREAKING: Alien Invasion Now 9pm / Craft Technical Difficulties | Quote |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 251187 7/31/2008 9:00 PM | | Re: BREAKING: Alien Invasion Now 9pm / Craft Technical Difficulties | Quote |
lol
Thank god someone is taking this invasion seriously!!!!
Been wearing my tinfoil hat for hours now!!
OH SHIT!!! I have been wearing saran wrap!!! I am screwed.
 Quoting: Wraith
Hilarious!  |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 418035 7/31/2008 9:01 PM | | Re: BREAKING: Alien Invasion Now 9pm / Craft Technical Difficulties | Quote |
On second thought maybe the saran wrap dude should post his pic.
I had to take it off after blacking out twice. Quoting: Wraith
Obviously you've been slacking off on reading the HANDBOOK! |
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