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Sandpiper
User ID: 476907
7/31/2008 9:05 PM
Re: BREAKING: Alien Invasion Now 9pm / Craft Technical DifficultiesQuote

NO! They got close enough to see the crazies on Earth and retreated. Maybe they saw Nancy Pelosi.
Wraith
User ID: 468587
7/31/2008 9:05 PM
Re: BREAKING: Alien Invasion Now 9pm / Craft Technical DifficultiesQuote

On second thought maybe the saran wrap dude should post his pic.


I had to take it off after blacking out twice.



Obviously you've been slacking off on reading the HANDBOOK!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 418035



anon
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User ID: 62398
7/31/2008 9:08 PM
Re: BREAKING: Alien Invasion Now 9pm / Craft Technical DifficultiesQuote

Just heard through the grapevine that the craft in question have parked up over the West coast of Scotland and are enjoying the scenery, shortbread and single malt whisky.

They may be running a little late and somewhat off-course!!


alien11
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 422730
7/31/2008 9:13 PM
Re: BREAKING: Alien Invasion Now 9pm / Craft Technical DifficultiesQuote

[link to www.moonbattery.com]
Kanigo2
User ID: 442313
7/31/2008 9:14 PM
Re: BREAKING: Alien Invasion Now 9pm / Craft Technical DifficultiesQuote

My fucking wife told the neighbors what I was doing and they all stated busting up laughing at me.....
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 422730
7/31/2008 9:15 PM
Re: BREAKING: Alien Invasion Now 9pm / Craft Technical DifficultiesQuote

MODS!!!

We need this tin foil smiley:

[link to www.cbc.ca]
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 396311
7/31/2008 9:15 PM
Re: BREAKING: Alien Invasion Now 9pm / Craft Technical DifficultiesQuote

I guess they are not coming. Do you think my neighbors will give me all my stuff back?
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 464592
7/31/2008 9:16 PM
Re: BREAKING: Alien Invasion Now 9pm / Craft Technical DifficultiesQuote

My fucking wife told the neighbors what I was doing and they all stated busting up laughing at me.....
 Quoting: Kanigo2

hf

Lol - she just knows you're a keeper and will love her anyway.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 422730
7/31/2008 9:16 PM
Re: BREAKING: Alien Invasion Now 9pm / Craft Technical DifficultiesQuote

My fucking wife told the neighbors what I was doing and they all stated busting up laughing at me.....
 Quoting: Kanigo2


LMAO

Tell them nothing...........
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 418035
7/31/2008 9:19 PM
Re: BREAKING: Alien Invasion Now 9pm / Craft Technical DifficultiesQuote

My fucking wife told the neighbors what I was doing and they all stated busting up laughing at me.....
 Quoting: Kanigo2



Hecklers are always first in line for the anal probe.

Read yer handbook!
Kanigo2
User ID: 442313
7/31/2008 9:20 PM
Re: BREAKING: Alien Invasion Now 9pm / Craft Technical DifficultiesQuote

MODS!!!

We need this tin foil smiley:

[link to www.cbc.ca]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 422730

tinhat

Need to make it smaller..
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 321019
7/31/2008 9:24 PM
Re: BREAKING: Alien Invasion Now 9pm / Craft Technical DifficultiesQuote

"aliens" 1rof1
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 471591
7/31/2008 9:29 PM
Re: BREAKING: Alien Invasion Now 9pm / Craft Technical DifficultiesQuote

Hold on.....we figured it out.....they aren't late at all!!!
 Quoting: SHR


Punctuality counts!
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7/31/2008 9:30 PM
Re: BREAKING: Alien Invasion Now 9pm / Craft Technical DifficultiesQuote

MODS!!!

We need this tin foil smiley:

[link to www.cbc.ca]

tinhat

Need to make it smaller..
 Quoting: Kanigo2

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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 476921
7/31/2008 9:32 PM
Re: BREAKING: Alien Invasion Now 9pm / Craft Technical DifficultiesQuote

Oh, here they come
High Apprentice
User ID: 476911
7/31/2008 9:32 PM
Re: BREAKING: Alien Invasion Now 9pm / Craft Technical DifficultiesQuote

Aliens are nearing the east coast but are currently have engine problems with their craft. Hold tight!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 474918


Yes, and you are probable inside the ship or in close contact with them to know so well about it! And in this critical moment had even time to "warm" us! Very altruistic and also very stupid to think that anybody with more than 7 years old would believe you!

Clown, you will be punished for playing with gullible people's suffering, aprehension, heart problems, etc.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 376724
7/31/2008 9:32 PM
Re: BREAKING: Alien Invasion Now 9pm / Craft Technical DifficultiesQuote

First pictures coming in of ALIEN INVASION: [link to i26.photobucket.com]
TEXAS UNCENSORED
User ID: 476876
7/31/2008 9:35 PM
Re: BREAKING: Alien Invasion Now 9pm / Craft Technical DifficultiesQuote

It says ghost in the title, but it's really a distorted UFO. It can't afford the damned gas.

[link to www.youtube.com]
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 475879
7/31/2008 9:35 PM
Re: BREAKING: Alien Invasion Now 9pm / Craft Technical DifficultiesQuote

Maybe they run on "Indian" time or got on another time line.Well we still have the solar eclipse 1900-2100 U.T. August 1st crop circle timeto watch for something.Maybe they're coming in from the sun.Better keep your tinfoil handy to make the pin holes.:)
iamwith hf
Tessa
User ID: 474015
7/31/2008 9:36 PM
Re: BREAKING: Alien Invasion Now 9pm / Craft Technical DifficultiesQuote

so does this mean no panic sex :(
"Whether this song is about sex, drugs, or Ramen Noodles, it's moving. And you can bet your ass that you can fuck to it."
TEXAS UNCENSORED
User ID: 476876
7/31/2008 9:36 PM
Re: BREAKING: Alien Invasion Now 9pm / Craft Technical DifficultiesQuote

Let's try that again. Nope, still can't afford the gas.

Anonymous Coward
User ID: 433665
7/31/2008 9:38 PM
Re: BREAKING: Alien Invasion Now 9pm / Craft Technical DifficultiesQuote

There... here...


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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 464310
7/31/2008 9:39 PM
Re: BREAKING: Alien Invasion Now 9pm / Craft Technical DifficultiesQuote

check out this ghost!

[link to www.youtube.com]
Anonymous Coward
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7/31/2008 9:39 PM
Re: BREAKING: Alien Invasion Now 9pm / Craft Technical DifficultiesQuote

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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 458657
7/31/2008 9:41 PM
Re: BREAKING: Alien Invasion Now 9pm / Craft Technical DifficultiesQuote

MODS!!!

We need this tin foil smiley:

[link to www.cbc.ca]

:tinhat:

Need to make it smaller..

And perhaps some shineyness...I will work on it later...:)
 Quoting: SHR


Here:

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Zygoat Ego
User ID: 473627
7/31/2008 9:41 PM
Re: BREAKING: Alien Invasion Now 9pm / Craft Technical DifficultiesQuote

Wake me when they start the anal propbes so i can just go ahead and shoot my Elf.

Nowarchy
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User ID: 457613
7/31/2008 9:43 PM
Re: BREAKING: Alien Invasion Now 9pm / Craft Technical DifficultiesQuote

Shsham I am supposed to go surfing tomorrow the rest of the family is coming too but I will try to forget them as I get nearer the waves.
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diggin the rail in setting up for another turn.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 450929
7/31/2008 9:44 PM
Re: BREAKING: Alien Invasion Now 9pm / Craft Technical DifficultiesQuote

the probes are made of tinfoil and rubber bands..
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 129376
7/31/2008 9:56 PM
Re: BREAKING: Alien Invasion Now 9pm / Craft Technical DifficultiesQuote

so does this mean no panic sex :(
 Quoting: Tessa

It's perfectly OK, just not officially sanctioned, so have at it.
Samson
User ID: 476937
7/31/2008 9:56 PM
Re: BREAKING: Alien Invasion Now 9pm / Craft Technical DifficultiesQuote

Nah there not having any technical difficulties. They had to do a stop at wal-mart and then there off to wait at the food stamp office.
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