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BREAKING: Alien Invasion Now 9pm / Craft Technical Difficulties

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jarha Subscriber
User ID: 366763
7/31/2008 9:56 PM
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Must have been built by the lowest bidder.
 Quoting: Enaid

MADE IN CHINA
___________________________________
KNOW THY ENEMY:
THIS IS NOT YOUR MOTHER'S DEMOCRATIC PARTY

___________________________________
COUNTDOWN TO 12/21/2012
STARTED ON 04/26/2009

We need REVOLUTION
a. a turning round or rotating, as on an axis.
b. a moving in a circular or curving course, as about a central point.
c. a single cycle in such a course.

___________________________
[link to www.sarahpac.com]
There is no thing endowed with life - from man, who is enslaving the elements, to the nimblest creature - in all this world that does not sway in its turn. Whenever action is born from force, though it be infinitesimal, the cosmic balance is upset and the universal motion results.
Tessa
User ID: 474015
7/31/2008 9:57 PM
Re: BREAKING: Alien Invasion Now 9pm / Craft Technical DifficultiesQuote

so does this mean no panic sex :(

It's perfectly OK, just not officially sanctioned, so have at it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 129376


its not as fun if you aren't looking outside every few minutes to see it the doom is going to catch you nakie
"Whether this song is about sex, drugs, or Ramen Noodles, it's moving. And you can bet your ass that you can fuck to it."
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Kletos-Eklektos-Pistos
User ID: 418932
7/31/2008 9:58 PM
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Tin foil hats are sexy. Post your photo please. Lol
 Quoting: Chick


I am ready for this invasion!

I thinks I sees em, I think I SEES em!

Aw, shucks it was just a flock of geese flew over my head. (no really, they just did-beautiful birds)

[link to i280.photobucket.com]

Wished I knew how to imbed it to just show in the post.
“Do not be overcome by evil, but overcome evil with good.” ~Romans 12:21

You can either do the research or remain in ignorance.
E.T. says high!!!
User ID: 476940
7/31/2008 9:59 PM
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altcdnflag alien11 altcdnflag
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 476941
7/31/2008 10:00 PM
Re: BREAKING: Alien Invasion Now 9pm / Craft Technical DifficultiesQuote

They are here already, one of them got onto the Bus in Brandon Manitoba.
jarha Subscriber
User ID: 366763
7/31/2008 10:00 PM
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Hold on.....we figured it out.....they aren't late at all!!!
 Quoting: SHR

PROBLEM WITH SUMMER TIME
___________________________________
KNOW THY ENEMY:
THIS IS NOT YOUR MOTHER'S DEMOCRATIC PARTY

___________________________________
COUNTDOWN TO 12/21/2012
STARTED ON 04/26/2009

We need REVOLUTION
a. a turning round or rotating, as on an axis.
b. a moving in a circular or curving course, as about a central point.
c. a single cycle in such a course.

___________________________
[link to www.sarahpac.com]
There is no thing endowed with life - from man, who is enslaving the elements, to the nimblest creature - in all this world that does not sway in its turn. Whenever action is born from force, though it be infinitesimal, the cosmic balance is upset and the universal motion results.
jarha Subscriber
User ID: 366763
7/31/2008 10:04 PM
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lol


Thank god someone is taking this invasion seriously!!!!
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Been wearing my tinfoil hat for hours now!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 418035

I TOOK OFF, TOO HOT UNDER IT
___________________________________
KNOW THY ENEMY:
THIS IS NOT YOUR MOTHER'S DEMOCRATIC PARTY

___________________________________
COUNTDOWN TO 12/21/2012
STARTED ON 04/26/2009

We need REVOLUTION
a. a turning round or rotating, as on an axis.
b. a moving in a circular or curving course, as about a central point.
c. a single cycle in such a course.

___________________________
[link to www.sarahpac.com]
There is no thing endowed with life - from man, who is enslaving the elements, to the nimblest creature - in all this world that does not sway in its turn. Whenever action is born from force, though it be infinitesimal, the cosmic balance is upset and the universal motion results.
*~Cosmo~@5thNight*
User ID: 475731
7/31/2008 10:06 PM
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the problem is...

worst

the real Ones are boicoting the faked Ones that are made in Earth

and that want to appear for wrong reasons... and control Humanity


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Excerpt from Matthewbooks.com:


Essay on 2012

By Matthew


Those who have interpreted the year 2012 as the beginning of the end of darkness—never mind the totel end of the world!—have misinterpreted its significance. Most simply stated, 2012 heralds Earth’s entry into the Golden Age, and between now and then is a time of transition from life as you have known it into life totally in harmony with all of Nature.

Everything in the universe is energy vibrating at one frequency or another, and when Earth was in prime health, in times you know but don’t remember, all of her life forms were vibrating harmoniously. When she was near death more than six decades back, there was no harmony whatsoever, no balance of Nature—there was hardly sufficient light to sustain any kind of life, including Earth’s own. What is happening now, with the help of stabilizing forces, is the transformation of your world—Earth’s rejuvenation and return to balance—reaching completion in 2012.

But that year no longer has the “time absoluteness” it once held in prophecies, and your calendar cannot accurately convey when the major transitional changes will be completed because linear time is disappearing. What you perceive as time passing faster and faster is the effect of the higher energy planes in which you are living now, where everything is accelerating as Earth makes her way into the continuum—or, more accurately, as your consciousness grasps the actuality of timelessness, the reality of eternity and infinity. The faster, or more intensely, the light infuses Earth, the more swiftly your “time” passes as she moves still higher into fourth density vibrations. So, just as in this moment your calendar week is passing in less than half the time of a calendar week a dozen or so years ago, 2012 will be coming increasingly more rapidly than your current calendar can indicate.

Now then, why does that year have historic significance universally? It involves celestial orbiting cycles and their influences on your planet as well as life designs made in total clarity by highly evolved beings who planned Higher Universal-MAN with attributes of spirituality and intelligence that far exceed that in today’s Earth population. Opportunities to return to higher densities have been offered in prior cycles and missed, and this time when the energetic alignment is again optimal, advanced civilizations are assisting so Earth’s desire to rise to her former vibratory level is assured. What happens on Earth affects the universe, so it is of utmost significance to those advanced civilizations that the dark ages on your home planet be reconciled within the light and you knowledgeably take your rightful place among your universal family.

Along the way there will be many profound changes, changes you can’t even imagine, that will transform life as you have known it into life in total harmony with all of Nature worldwide and thusly flow out into the universe. Very little of the wondrous world on your horizon will be rooted in your systems to date—that is precisely WHY you are creating your new world! The goddess vibrations that already are showing effects will continue to bless you as individuals and as a civilization. The negativity that is the root of fear, greed, dishonor and violence will be gone in the Golden Age, and the vibrations of Earth’s entirety will be LOVE. Love, which is the same energy as LIGHT but simply expressed differently, is the pure essence of Creator, the ultimate power in the cosmos. This energy is the composition of souls and the key to opening hearts and illumining minds, and it is flowing more abundantly on Earth than ever before. As the darkness continues to fade, love will replace conflict and tyranny with peace and cooperation; love will eliminate the superficial superiority of one group over another; love will enlighten those who regard others as possessions or dispensable and uplift those who have been subjected to living in those conditions. In short, LOVE is the power that is transforming your world.

Although no major strongholds of the darkness will cease abruptly, the transition will be like lightning in comparison to the long ages that violence, inequities, abuses and deceit prevailed. If you could see in parallel motion the pace of the past many centuries, when only intermittent flickers of light broke through the dominant darkness, and the pace of the past few decades of growing light intensity, you would marvel at the swiftness of the changes.

The progressive changes have required and will continue to require the help of extraterrestrials. Almost all of them are unknown to you except as we speak of them and in some cases, their own messages sent forth, yet some of the strongest, most experienced light warriors in this universe are right there among you, working behind the scenes to guide the essential changes so that as many as possible of Earth’s residents will accompany her into the higher planes. This is how beloved and significant universally your planet is and how beloved and important YOU are! In keeping with universal law, it is your heartfelt desire for Earth’s well being that is your invitation, your request to those civilizations for their help, but your bewilderment about how to heal the pervasive damage humankind has wrought also is part of their divine authorization to assist. You are in charge, however, because it is your homeland and you chose to be there specifically to participate in this process. That’s why millions have been inspired to become actively involved or to monetarily support efforts to end violence and environmental destruction.

The first reforms are in governments. Many of the populace who are unaware of the ongoing transformation see governing policies leading to the brink of planetary disaster, and even among lightworkers there are concerns about what will happen in this critical world arena. Not only is it difficult for you to imagine systems dramatically different from what you are accustomed to, but in reforms of the magnitude required, it is realistic to anticipate confusion and foment. Please know that trustworthy souls with spiritual integrity and expertise in the various fields of governing. are ready to take the helm and bring order as rapidly as possible as corrupt, tyrannical government leaders are unseated. A great deal of “shuffling” in the United States government will lead to ending its engagement in war and internal and international strife, and the unseating of other self-serving heads of state will end civil wars, genocide and longstanding conflict. Many wise and able leaders in previous Earth lifetimes chose to return to the planet to complete their groundwork for this unique time at hand, and others are members of your “space family”—many are your ancestors—who volunteered to assist during this transitional period. In no way are they there to “take over,” but rather they came in response to your thoughts, feelings and actions for peace, fairness and stability in your world. The transformation at hand is your desire and soul level vision—if this were not so, it could not happen. Looking even farther ahead, during the past decade or two some souls have come in with the advanced spiritual clarity and ancient wisdom that will naturally put them in leadership roles.

Because money is the basis not only for commerce, but even more so for concentrating power, the need for economic reforms worldwide is as crucial as changes in national leadership. The economy as reported is more myth than actuality. Only a comparative handful of people know how tenuous and corrupt the global economy is or that international trade and the stock markets are manipulated by the Illuminati, a group of darkly-inclined people who have passed their tight global reins from generation to generation. They have amassed vast fortunes through that control as well as by charging usurious bank loan rates and accruing mammoth amounts from their illegal drugs industry, and they use that money to buy governments; bankrupt countries and exploit their natural resources; keep billions of souls at barely subsistence level; and fund both sides in wars that they precipitate and perpetuate because from wars they derive handsome profits. This cannot continue and it won’t. The unconscionably inequitable allocation of money in your world will end. Although I cannot give you finite details of the changeover process, I can give you an overview and assure you that the honest, knowledgeable people who will manage the process will keep disruption at a minimum as they fairly distribute the world’s wealth.

The Illuminati’s illegally and immorally garnered fortunes will be put into circulation and their exploitation of natural resources worldwide will end. Since that power base is what enabled them to set government and banking policies and own multinational corporations, those corrupt controls also will end. The huge debts of the poorest nations were incurred by their state of desperation, often caused by Illuminati actions and influence; but the loans went to the despots ruling the countries and did not benefit the citizens, so those debts will be annulled and assistance given directly to the people. Many national borders have been set by the victors in war who wanted the natural resources, and that created “have-nots” who formerly were “haves.” When the LOVE in souls ends all conflicts, borders no longer will be cause for dispute because all peoples will be “haves.”

The coffers of the United States, which is erroneously considered the most fiscally sound nation in the world, have been empty for some time. The national debt, in large part due to the skullduggery of the Illuminati-owned Federal Reserve System and its IRS collection agency, will become manageable when that System is dissolved. The various currencies, especially dollars, have no foundation—daily transactions involving billions of dollars and other currencies are merely information passed from one computer to another and they far exceed the money to back them. The “new” foundation for currencies will be a return to an old one, where precious metals was a set standard for exchange, and “old fashioned” bartering once again will be an excellent way for nations and communities to conduct some business.

The basis for much of your current economy will change considerably and employment will change accordingly, but your greater spiritual clarity and usage of brain capacity in the higher frequencies will enable a joyful transition into fields that support cooperation among nations and harmony with Nature. The wanton destruction of your environment through oil and gas extraction, mining, logging and their resultant pollution will cease and all types of toxins in the atmosphere, soil and water will be eliminated. Forests will be restored to the levels required for the balance of Nature, and the need is great as well to preserve and expand habitats where animals have been reduced to countable numbers, just as the oceans must be returned to health so marine life can flourish instead of disappear. There are plans to achieve those goals as well as keep pristine land areas free of concrete incursions and implement alternative power sources. Technologies known but suppressed and the more advanced technologies that will be introduced by your universal brothers and sisters will clear the pollution and provide renewable energy, new modes of transportation, new types of building materials, and greatly enhanced food production methods. Your hearts will be gladdened at the amazing speed with which these changes will happen!

Natural building products that will come into wide usage along with plants that will be introduced include clay, strong reeds, straw, tropical canes and surface stones, and all will be used in conscious agreement with humankind. While there are countless levels between the lowest and the highest universal intelligence, which you may think of as omniscience, no thing is excluded from the mass consciousness. To be more personal—indeed, to be more correct—substitute “soul” for “thing” and you can see the interrelationship of the totality of this universe. The higher the vibrations of any environment, the higher the levels of comprehension of all life within it, thus just as you are expanding in consciousness, so are all the elements of Nature in your world growing in their varying levels of awareness.

The fast-growing food crops, flowers, cotton and other fiber-producing plants, plants with medicinal aspects, canes and grasses, and all kinds of trees will agree to grow as long as needed to meet your requirements and then transmute their energy into your usage of them. Although much less lumber will be used than currently, the sacred relationship between trees and humankind includes their willingness to be used for decorative parts of building interiors and furniture in the short term, perhaps as long as the next half century. Acknowledgement of all these natural sources’ importance and consciousness and gratitude for their willingness to give their lives for your use will become inherent in all peoples. Too, you will come to know and treasure the Devic kingdom that is so closely allied with the beauty and thriving of all that you consider Nature.

The allocation of food and other basic life essentials available in the richer countries will be shared on an equitable basis with the poorer countries until a global production order is achieved. Diets will change from meat and seafood to plants as people learn to respect and honor all animal life. The herds of food animals will decrease through the cessation of breeding and natural transition, and as plants become diet staples, any that were harmfully genetically engineered will shed those properties.

Animals in the wild will instinctively know not to overpopulate and those that are carnivorous will turn to the plant kingdom for sustenance. The albinos being born in several animal species have both spiritual and transitional significance. You associate white with peace, and these rarities that are appearing are symbolic of the coming changes in animal nature that will end the predator-prey food chain and restore the peaceable relationship that once existed among all species, including humankind. The instances of unlikely cross-species friendships and even nurturing of the young from one species by mothers of another are more indications of Earth’s return to her original paradise self. Still, an extremely important factor in this is the inspiration in many souls to be advocates for the animal kingdom and alleviate their manmade plight.

The cetaceans’ spiritual mission, to embody in huge bulk and inhabit your oceans where they absorb and anchor the light beamed to the planet from distant civilizations, soon will have been fulfilled. These whale and dolphin souls, which species-wide are the most highly evolved spiritually and intellectually on your planet, will soar to their original light stations when they leave physically, but they will continue to grace your planet with their love energy.

What are commonly known as “global warming” and “El Nino” are part of Earth’s natural processes to return to her original moderate climate everywhere. While she is achieving this, glaciers will melt, the vast deserts will become arable, rain forests will flourish, and variations in temperatures will markedly decrease—ultimately, everyplace in your world will be comfortably habitable. Peoples now living in the coldest or the hottest climes will adapt, but it is unavoidable that the few animal species in the polar regions will disappear and some that live on the fringes will survive by migrating; the affected species instinctively will know not to reproduce or when to move.

Contrary to current count and certainly population projections, your numbers are decreasing and the birth rate will continue to drop but not precipitously. The balance of Nature no longer will require pestilence, so no disease-causing or transmitting factors will be present, and the common use of toxic chemicals and prescription drugs will cease. Medical treatments will drastically change until there no longer is any need for therapies because bodies, which will have a greatly longer lifetime, will become free of all forms of dis-ease. New educational systems and resource materials will reflect factual universal and planetary history, and true spirituality will replace religions in accordance with the truths that will be revealed.

Those are some of the most significant changes underway and ahead, and all will have trickle-down effects that will permeate and uplift every facet of life on Earth. The Golden Age—the “second edition” of the Garden of Eden—will radiate the love, harmony, serenity and beauty of spirit that you, in your remembered awareness of being god and goddess selves, ARE.

Now I shall tell you some of the more “down-to-Earth” features that you can anticipate in that beauteous world. City life will be much more fulfilling for the spirit than it is today due to the demolishing of substandard buildings and restoration of once fine buildings that fell into decay; the addition of many small parks and colorful playgrounds, vegetable and flower gardens, and neighborhood libraries, concerts, museums, and galleries with locally produced art forms; entertainment and recreational centers for all ages and interests; and animals, even those you now consider wild, roaming freely. Also, new transportation modes and a much fairer distribution of wealth will enable city dwellers to frequent the countryside, where a booming business will be “bed-and-breakfast” inns to accommodate the growing desire for those oases of respite from routine activity, and to travel to distant places as well. Still, millions now living in cities may prefer to move to the solitude and restorative energy of familiar rural, forested areas. And, like a new wave of pioneers, some of you will be motivated to relocate to currently uninhabitable places when those start flourishing and beckon the adventuresome, while other souls will choose to live in houseboats on the calm, restful seas.

Architecture will be limited only by imagination and choices, but no building will be ugly or inadequate for its purpose. Geodesic domes will be popular as will fanciful building designs that reflect the light-heartedness that so long has been denied the majority of Earth’s peoples. Current and new technologies will produce construction materials similar in strength and appearance to today’s concrete, steel, rigid and flexible plastics, and those along with natural products and quality simulations of fine woods will be widely used. So will glass, which will be altered from its present composition, because you will desire to live closer with Nature even when you are indoors.

By unified intent, no litter or eyesore of any kind will exist anywhere. Wherever you live or travel, you will not want the vista marred by the utility poles that now are necessary blights on landscapes. The poles will be removed and where conduits are required, they will be underground; and other energy sources will be direct, without any need for connecting wires. Although telepathy will become a common form of communication, voice-to-voice communion across the miles will be as important as now, but the harmful aspects of the wireless methods you are using will be gone. Expanses of concrete gradually will be removed too, as new transportation modes will change the need for current fuels and highways.

All unjust laws and policies will be struck down and education worldwide will accurately reflect the universal truths. The writing, printing and distribution of textbooks will be done expeditiously in conjunction with computerized lessons, and the souls who are innately prepared to teach will step up to this mission they had chosen.

These and other marvelous lifestyle differences awaiting you are indeed gargantuan changes from life in this moment, yet the greatest transformation you will experience is in humankind, where love and higher consciousness are REcreating “miracles.” Like souls on Earth and in Nirvana once again going back and forth between these physical and spirit worlds, travel that was commonplace until third density limitations closed minds to this possibility. Like your transcendence from believing you are lone individuals to knowing your inseparability from all life in this universe, and embracing each other as well as members of extraterrestrial civilizations as the brothers and sisters you all are. Like life without anxiety or conflict as people of all countries and cultures are harmonious, cooperative, helpful, kind, high-spirited and delightfully good-natured.

Now I must tell you as well that the transition from this day to that world will continue to present challenges. To say otherwise would be neither truthful nor prudent as your expectations would not be met, and instead of successfully dealing with challenges—which you are well prepared to do with wisdom and strength of spirit and character or you wouldn’t have chosen and been selected to participate!—you could become discouraged as Earth continues apace on her ascension journey.

Wars and other violence, injustices, deception and corruption will continue until that energy set in motion is played out. Although the dark forces, the vast force field of negative thought forms, has left this part of the galaxy, tentacles of that energetic influence remain and are making last ditch efforts to control the most vulnerable souls as well as attack those with the brightest light. Further, the higher frequencies now on the planet are magnifying all human characteristics, and those that are darkly-inclined are showing that intensification through increasing hostility, greed, violence and apathy toward those who are suffering and in desperate need. So, while not all of the dark skirmishes are past, we urge you to be encouraged by each that arises—it means that the vanquishing of the darkness is that much nearer. Rejoice in knowing that its momentum is close to the point of exhaustion because all of you who are living your light are helping to speed it to conclusion.

Controlling the flow of money is the last mundane tool the dark ones have and they will keep it within their grasp as long as they can. The “rotten tap root,” so to say, has been loosened and the tendrils are breaking, but until all have been eliminated, economic difficulties will affect many lives. Remember, you have the power to create your own abundance through the law of attraction, and sharing your resources is the best way to bring even more abundance into your life.

Prior to peace and harmony prevailing throughout Earth, many, many souls will leave due to the same causes as now—disease, starvation, injuries in wars and other types of violence, geophysical events—so the population will continue to decrease from those means. As sorrowful as these deaths may seem, the adversity that the souls experience beyond their pre-birth agreements gives them leaps forward in soul growth. They will greet their return to Nirvana knowing that if they choose another Earth lifetime, it will be in the splendor and glory of a revitalized world and the abiding love among its inhabitants.

Geophysical events will continue as Earth’s natural and necessary cleansing process. The blatant disregard for human and animal life for millennia past—and still happening on a lamentable scale—caused a massive amount of negativity to accumulate. Although this has been greatly reduced via geophysical events, its remnants, plus what is being generated anew, must be released. It matters not whether this is by natural or manmade occurrences—the ridding of that negativity is what is important. The effects of these events, which will lessen in frequency and severity as Earth keeps ascending, are being diminished to the greatest extent possible by members of your universal family. Their technology cannot prevent all deaths and damage, but it is limiting the death toll and property destruction by leveling out over a wide area the energy releases via earthquakes and volcanic eruptions and is steering the strongest storms to less populated areas.

The record high and low temperatures, droughts and flooding that are part of Earth’s transition to her original moderate climate globally will present hardships for a while longer. Gradually some sea level coastlines will become submerged; this need not present anxiety as there will be protective and compensatory measures for any inhabitants of those areas. We are aware of the speculation that Atlantis and Lemuria may rise, but this will not happen. Those large land masses served their civilizations during that era on Earth, but their return is not needed; however, some souls living then have come back to assist in the ongoing consciousness-raising and spiritual renewal within today’s populace.

That religions are teaching the “word of God” will be shown in the fullness of the deception that spawned that falsehood, and among the challenges you will encounter are the many individuals who will not believe the truths that will be revealed. Some will do battle, convinced that it is their divine right and duty to defeat the Anti-Christ or the infidels through bloodshed. You will witness the shock, confusion, anger, disillusionment, and yes, very likely fear—the deceivers who made a vengeful God have been masterful for eons—of people whose minds are not totally closed to the revelations. Provide a compassionate safe haven for their questioning and rely on your intuition for the best responses—they will be there when you need them. However, it is not your responsibility to convince them that the foundation of their beliefs—maybe even their very life purpose—is a lie. Rejoice, just as we shall, when your efforts succeed, but please do not feel despondent when they don’t. The resistant souls, like all others in the universe, will continue their evolutionary pathways wherever their needs shall best be served, and the eternal and infinite love of Source will under gird their way.

In summary we say to you, our beloved Earth family, know with your entire being that the world of love, peace and harmony you have been co-creating is close at hand. Remembering that you chose to be exactly where you are right now so you could participate in this unprecedented time in the universe will let your hearts be light-filled and your journey a triumphant adventure. Myriad light beings are with you every instant, enfolding you with the love and protection of the Christed light as you usher in Earth’s long awaited “2012” Golden Age.
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Prof_Rabbit
User ID: 148352
7/31/2008 10:08 PM
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Been wearing my tinfoil hat for hours now!!


OH SHIT!!! I have been wearing saran wrap!!! I am screwed.


tomato
 Quoting: Wraith


Don't worry, you will lose a few pounds!
"Anger is a wind that blows out the lamp of your mind"
Enlilson Subscriber
The Sons of Enlil live.
User ID: 457613
7/31/2008 10:11 PM
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Visa for America were not stamped and no coyote's wanted to take em so skippin USA and will be on to J Pan.
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diggin the rail in setting up for another turn.
AmericanGirl
User ID: 476772
7/31/2008 10:11 PM
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:beamer1:

Do not stand directly under a UFO.

That seems like sound advice, doesn't it? I'd take it, after all I've heard about alien abductions and experiments in which they do things to you that you can't describe in detail in a family newspaper. Or in a newspaper owned by a big corporation headquartered in California.

We're talking about shocking, invasive probing depicted only in science-fiction movies or on "South Park."

And whether you're a firefighter or not, you don't want someone doing you like that. So don't stand directly under a UFO.

Or otherwise get too close to it, according to some safety tips in Chapter 13 of the book "Fire Officer's Guide to Disaster Control" by William Kramer and Charles Bahme. It's a manual on which UFO buffs lately have been polishing up -- especially Chapter 13.

"In this chapter we will now turn our attention to the very real threat posed by Unidentified Flying Objects (UFOs), whether they exist or not," reads an excerpt posted online.

Even space-alien false alarms spawn panic, and should the real thing pose a threat, "it will, as always, be the fire service that is called upon to provide the first line of defense and disaster mitigation."

Noting people have been burned or knocked out by UFOs, the book cites warnings previously issued by another author:

"Do not stand under a UFO that is hovering at low altitude. Do not touch or attempt to touch a UFO that has landed... . There is a possibility of radiation danger and there are known cases where persons have been burned by rays emanating from UFOs. Don't take chances with UFOs!"

We should get Fire Chief Jeff Meyer to say that in a public service announcement broadcast on Columbus' government TV channel, like during UFO Awareness Week.

I asked Meyer and other first-responders about the "Fire Officer's Guide to Disaster Control" because a UFO newsletter implied the book is used by fire departments all over.

But the locals had not heard of it, and when informed of the UFO danger, laughed their butts off.

"We try to train for things that might actually happen," one said. So that leaves each of us to face this question posed in the book:

What would you do if a UFO crashed into a school with injured aliens on board?

I would tell those space aliens they'd better check in at the principal's office because the Muscogee County School District is not about to let creatures living on other planets come wandering into its classrooms, if they're not teachers, students, administrators or school board members.

Others encountering a UFO in a school zone probably would call 911, and let the firefighters handle it.

So if you're a firefighter, what do you do?

If the aliens are trying to kill you like in "Alien vs. Predator" and "War of the Worlds," then you might have to pin them down with a high-pressure hose while another firefighter chops them up with an ax.

You could then stack the pieces by the road, call public services and claim an animal got hit by a car. This could lead to a top-secret investigation, but the government still would have to cover it all up, so what the heck.

Contact Tim Chitwood at 706-571-8508 or tchitwood@ledger-enquirer.com

source & references:

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383623
User ID: 383623
7/31/2008 10:12 PM
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abduct ufo56 alien11 alien03 alienship shroom alien bonghit bonghit bonghit

somebody find that alien-in-the-window vid that was around about a month ago...might be the only invasion you see here in the NE
Highway to Hell
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7/31/2008 10:18 PM
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Online Joan d'Arc article entitled Official UFO Disclosure and Darwinian Evolution

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Official UFO Disclosure and
Darwinian Evolution
by Joan d'Arc

Posted: 14:30 July 24, 2008 - UPDATED: July 29, 2008

July 23, 2008 was an historic day! I awoke to hear on the Internet an astounding interview on Kerrang Radio (UK) with Astronaut Edgar Mitchell, who announced matter of factly, "yes, we have been visited." Did this sudden announcement signal the beginning of Official UFO Disclosure? I transcribed much of the conversation wherein Edgar Mitchell finally briefed us all. www.disclose.tv/action/viewvideo/6168/

The radio announcer asked Dr. Mitchell, "Are we alone in the Universe?" to which he responded, "Oh, I know for sure we're not alone in the Universe." The radio announcer expressed his shock at this disclosure and wondered if Mitchell was "pulling his leg" with "astronaut humor." Mitchell assured him the Roswell crash was real, and a number of contacts are real and ongoing. "Why is it being covered up?" he asked. The U.S. chose to do this after World War II, explained Mitchell, but it's starting to open up now in the international press. Mitchell also discussed the Catholic Church's recent press releases that we are not alone in the Universe. He explained that the amount of covert attempts to cover-up and the amount of disinformation is decreasing. Mitchell stated, "there's more nonsense out there about this than is real, but it IS a real phenomenon. … Some of us are privileged enough to have been briefed on some of it." He stated, "We're not alone in the Universe. We have been visited."

Dr. Mitchell went on to briefly discuss Roswell in 1947, saying he grew up in Roswell and it was a real extraterrestrial crash there. He admitted involvement in intelligence and military circles, and UFO committees and groups, and admitted it has been "well covered up in the past sixty years." He claimed there has been "quite a bit of contact" and that "contact is real and ongoing," but that he does not know where the visitors are from. He admitted to "back-engineering" of spacecraft, but claimed the "homegrown" vehicles "are not as sophisticated as what the visitors have." When asked if there will be an actual disclosure this year, Mitchell said there are serious organizations moving toward disclosure, and that it has already begun, since the Belgian, French, Brazilian and Mexican governments have opened their files and some British files were recently released. He indicated, "I think we're heading toward serious disclosure, but I can't say how fast." He said "public acceptance is increasing and disinformation seems to be decreasing." When asked "what will the reaction be?" he said it's "ho-hum so what's new?" and that "well over 70% of people accept it as fact."

"Do others involved in the moon landings know about this?" Mitchell responded, "Some of them do." When asked if the visitor's intent is hostile or peaceful, Mitchell stated, "It's pretty obvious that if it were hostile we'd have been gone by now. Or could have been. We had no defense if that's what their real intent was." When asked what they look like, he claimed there to be many groups, but described only one of them, "You've seen some of the pictures … little people that look strange to us. … pretty accurate." Finally, when asked if he was worried for his own safety, Mitchell replied, "Oh no. They're not knocking anybody off for that anymore."

Good News For Modern Man?

Mitchell indicated that over 70 percent of people accept extraterrestrial visitation as fact. I find that number to be unbelievably large. He perhaps is referring to globally, not in the U.S. If true, I believe Mitchell underplays the reaction of the remaining 30 percent, who are in profound denial in an isolated, outback cosmos—namely the scientific "Darwinists." He underplays the effect on science—a "naturalist" paradigm unbelievably rigid in its fundamentalist and insular premise that "intelligent" life is Earth-based only.

Is Official UFO Disclosure good news for modern man? Well, it is and, then again, it isn't. The effect on Darwinian evolution will be profound. This is what the cover-up is and has been all about. After all science is not about flexibility but is about security; and the alarm for this potential breach in security was pushed by NASA in 1960, when it tasked the Brookings Institute to think through the implications of the possible discovery of artifacts on the moon or other planets on which we may land or send probes.

The Brookings Study was concerned about the impact of extraterrestrial intelligence (ETI) on religion, but it also feared the impact on science. In part, the Brookings Study noted that "scientists and engineers might be the most devastated by the discovery of relatively superior creatures, since these professions are most clearly associated with mastery of nature." The study also noted, "Advanced understanding of nature might vitiate all our theories."

Darwinian evolution epitomizes mankind's mastery over nature. Indeed, as I have noted in my book, Space Travelers and the Genesis of the Human Form, the evolution story dramatizes the "natural" transfiguration of mankind through a linear procession of metamorphoses that eventually separate him from the animals of his ancestry. Evolution is Western man's totem; essentially, it represents mastery over our own nature. Since the entire realm of modern biology and chemistry is based on the Darwinian paradigm, the discovery, or should I say, the official disclosure, of extraterrestrial intelligence would completely shatter the Darwinian mythology of humanity's accidental climb out of the muck of our local habitat Earth.

From the perspective of Darwinian theory, mankind may be seen as the winner of a preposterous survival lottery which, we are told, given the incredible odds should not have occurred even once. Thus, if the humanoid form evolved from the great ape lineage on planet Earth, the mathematical odds are incredibly against the possibility of that same chain of random and incremental steps, contingent upon an interplay with a similar biological environment, occurring elsewhere in the Universe. Therefore, the assumptions of Darwinian evolution presuppose the humanoid form to be an entirely Earth-based phenomenon.

Darwinian evolution is a metaphysical genesis tale of life on Earth. In her book Evolution as a Religion, philosopher Mary Midgley argued that "evolution is not just an inert piece of theoretical science," but is also "a powerful folk tale about human origins." It must be pointed out that creationism and evolutionism have one main factor in agreement: they are both Earth-centric genesis tales. Both oppose the idea of intelligence at large in the Universe, including the idea of space travelers. In both theories, the Earth is the center of the Universe and WE are IT!

It must also be understood that the theory of evolution essentially views the human or humanoid form as merely an accident in a chain of accidents. For instance, Stephen Jay Gould argued that the evolution of the human form is not a "repeatable occurrence." In the Journal of British Interplanetary Society (1992), E.J. Coffey also argued that "the survivors resemble the winners of a lottery rather than creatures better designed than the unlucky majority who do not survive."

For quite the same reasons as above, British astronomer, Sir Fred Hoyle, proponent of the Modern Theory of Panspermia, mathematically dismissed the chance of Darwinian evolution being an actual occurrence, arguing that "even if the whole Universe consisted of organic soup ... the chance of producing merely the basic enzymes of life by random processes without intelligent direction would be about 1 over a 1 with 40,000 zeros after it; a probability too small to imagine." Hoyle concluded that "Darwinian evolution is most unlikely to get even one polypeptide sequence right, let alone the thousands on which living cells depend for survival."

Given that there are trillions of different kinds of cells in the body, all in delicate balance with each other, each of these varied cellular structures would also have to develop by chance. In a Times-Advocate interview in December 1982, Hoyle declared that this mathematical impossibility is well known to scientists, yet nobody seems willing to "blow the whistle" on the absurdity of Darwinian theory. Hoyle claims "most scientists still cling to Darwinism because of its grip on the educational system," and because they don't want to be branded as "heretics." Let's hope this allegation is at least partially true.

Others have "done the math" as well. British molecular biologist Francis Crick, who received the 1962 Nobel Prize for the discovery of the double helix structure of DNA, wondered if we weren't from around here. After discovering the astonishingly huge and complex information storage capacity of the DNA molecule (humans have three billion coding letters in each nucleus), Crick could not imagine any conditions under which this information vehicle could have evolved from non-living chemicals. He argued that since the earth has too short a history for life to have developed here, it must have developed on another planet in a solar system several billion years older than ours.

Crick's aversion to religion led him and Leslie Orgel, in 1973, to put forth the theory of Directed Panspermia. To get around the idea of God, Crick proposed that the primordial seeds of life were shipped to earth in spaceships billions of years ago by intelligent beings. After proposing this idea, Crick was left in the predicament of explaining the origin of the ET beings, and finally had to acknowledge the paucity of the idea, saying, "Every time I write a paper on the origin of life, I swear I will never write another one, because there is too much speculation running after too few facts." (Life Itself, 1981)

Although an atheist, Crick was quoted as saying, "An honest man, armed with the knowledge available to us now, could only state that in some sense the origin of life appears to be almost a miracle." William Hamilton in his essay "Astrogenesis" suggests, "The real paradigm shift is to consider that the Universe is a life-producing nursery and that the genesis and evolution of life is not earth-centered but rather is distributed among the stars of the galaxies."

In his book The Structure of Scientific Revolutions, Thomas Kuhn defines a scientific revolution as a "non-cumulative developmental episode" whereby an older paradigm is replaced in whole or in part by an "incompatible new one." Such scientific revolutions begin with a growing sense that "an existing paradigm has ceased to function adequately in the exploration of an aspect of nature." The emergence of new theories is usually preceded by a period of "pronounced professional insecurity," since it involves large-scale paradigm destruction. Kuhn explains, under normal rules a scientific theory "is declared invalid only if an alternative candidate is available to take its place."

Unfortunately for them, academia and its inflexible materialist skeptics have persistently disallowed any alternative candidates from the Vitalist arena to impose on their Nature party: such as Lovelock and Margulis's Gaia Theory (in this case they made it conform to Naturalism before allowing a baby toe in); Rupert Sheldrake's Theory of Formative Causation (they absolutely spit on the idea of morphogenetic fields); Extraterrestrial theories such as Panspermia, Visitor Genetic Breeding or Planetary Seeding experiments ("little green men" anybody?); the mathematical theories of Intelligent Design ("Creationism in a cheap tuxedo"); and we all know where they stand on the "Super-natural" theory of Creationism (oh well, I say, if it walks like a duck).

Many people I talk to are under the assumption that Darwinism is playfully malleable and open to their mishmash of supernatural ideas. I try to inform them that Darwinian evolution is an all-or-nothing theory; it will not allow inclusion of any Vitalist or Supra-natural process—or, goddess forbid, any anthropomorphism. It is very exacting on that rule. If you are espousing any form of Supernaturalism, you are clearly not a Darwinian. Perhaps you are a Vitalist.

The essential problem is, according to Kuhn, scientists cannot do research in the absence of a controlling and overarching (i.e., tightly closed and uncompromising) paradigm: in this case Naturalism (Materialism) as opposed to Supernaturalism (Vitalism). Under normal circumstances they do not and can not pull the floor out from under themselves by either switching paradigms or allowing an alternative toe in the door. But in the face of Official UFO Disclosure, the door will be blown out for them.

Extraterrestrial space travelers and Darwinian evolution are incompatible! Do not underestimate the reaction from the fundamentalist Scientism camp: the discovery of Extraterrestrial Intelligence, and specifically of the extraterrestrial humanoid form, blows Earth-centric evolutionary biology straight out of the water!

BAM! SPLASH! HIGH AND DRY!

"Pronounced professional insecurity" does not even begin to describe what unbending Darwinists will go through under Official UFO Disclosure, should it actually occur. The Catholic Church has already announced its acceptance of extraterrestrial beinghood. Science has not. It will not be the followers of fundamentalist religions but the followers of rigid, unyielding Scientism who will be in the herd of lemmings headed straight for the edge of the cliff.

Joan d'Arc is the author of Space Travelers and the Genesis of the Human Form, and Phenomenal World, published by The Book Tree (www.thebooktree.com"). She is the co-publisher of Paranoia: The Conspiracy Reader (www.paranoiamagazine.com) and is the founder of the website "BIPED: Beings for Intelligent Purpose in Evolutionary Design" (www.biped.info). She is also the founder of HunterGatheress Journal (www.huntergatheress.com).
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7/31/2008 10:22 PM
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:beamer1:

Do not stand directly under a UFO.

That seems like sound advice, doesn't it? I'd take it, after all I've heard about alien abductions and experiments in which they do things to you that you can't describe in detail in a family newspaper. Or in a newspaper owned by a big corporation headquartered in California.

We're talking about shocking, invasive probing depicted only in science-fiction movies or on "South Park."

And whether you're a firefighter or not, you don't want someone doing you like that. So don't stand directly under a UFO.

Or otherwise get too close to it, according to some safety tips in Chapter 13 of the book "Fire Officer's Guide to Disaster Control" by William Kramer and Charles Bahme. It's a manual on which UFO buffs lately have been polishing up -- especially Chapter 13.

"In this chapter we will now turn our attention to the very real threat posed by Unidentified Flying Objects (UFOs), whether they exist or not," reads an excerpt posted online.

Even space-alien false alarms spawn panic, and should the real thing pose a threat, "it will, as always, be the fire service that is called upon to provide the first line of defense and disaster mitigation."

Noting people have been burned or knocked out by UFOs, the book cites warnings previously issued by another author:

"Do not stand under a UFO that is hovering at low altitude. Do not touch or attempt to touch a UFO that has landed... . There is a possibility of radiation danger and there are known cases where persons have been burned by rays emanating from UFOs. Don't take chances with UFOs!"

We should get Fire Chief Jeff Meyer to say that in a public service announcement broadcast on Columbus' government TV channel, like during UFO Awareness Week.

I asked Meyer and other first-responders about the "Fire Officer's Guide to Disaster Control" because a UFO newsletter implied the book is used by fire departments all over.

But the locals had not heard of it, and when informed of the UFO danger, laughed their butts off.

"We try to train for things that might actually happen," one said. So that leaves each of us to face this question posed in the book:

What would you do if a UFO crashed into a school with injured aliens on board?

I would tell those space aliens they'd better check in at the principal's office because the Muscogee County School District is not about to let creatures living on other planets come wandering into its classrooms, if they're not teachers, students, administrators or school board members.

Others encountering a UFO in a school zone probably would call 911, and let the firefighters handle it.

So if you're a firefighter, what do you do?

If the aliens are trying to kill you like in "Alien vs. Predator" and "War of the Worlds," then you might have to pin them down with a high-pressure hose while another firefighter chops them up with an ax.

You could then stack the pieces by the road, call public services and claim an animal got hit by a car. This could lead to a top-secret investigation, but the government still would have to cover it all up, so what the heck.

Contact Tim Chitwood at 706-571-8508 or tchitwood@ledger-enquirer.com

source & references:

[link to www.ledger-enquirer.com]
 Quoting: AmericanGirl


I am ICS 400 certified and we got no IC structure for non Terra participates. I am thinking they would be considered unaffiliated volunteers and assigned some routine tasks.
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blackcat66
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7/31/2008 10:27 PM
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My fucking wife told the neighbors what I was doing and they all stated busting up laughing at me.....
 Quoting: Kanigo2



When they are fried and you are not, thanks to your tin hat, you will have the last laugh, Kanigo.
blackcat66
User ID: 348276
7/31/2008 10:32 PM
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Nah there not having any technical difficulties. They had to do a stop at wal-mart and then there off to wait at the food stamp office.
 Quoting: Samson 476937



I also so some of them at HomeDepot parking lot, already asking for some construction jobs. I guess they are ILLEGAL aliens, also.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 350912
7/31/2008 10:38 PM
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What do you say??...what do you say??? Magnun barack liptoon, we want peace!!!!!
Anonymous Coward
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7/31/2008 10:39 PM
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:beamer1:

Do not stand directly under a UFO.

That seems like sound advice, doesn't it? I'd take it, after all I've heard about alien abductions and experiments in which they do things to you that you can't describe in detail in a family newspaper. Or in a newspaper owned by a big corporation headquartered in California.

We're talking about shocking, invasive probing depicted only in science-fiction movies or on "South Park."

And whether you're a firefighter or not, you don't want someone doing you like that. So don't stand directly under a UFO.

Or otherwise get too close to it, according to some safety tips in Chapter 13 of the book "Fire Officer's Guide to Disaster Control" by William Kramer and Charles Bahme. It's a manual on which UFO buffs lately have been polishing up -- especially Chapter 13.

"In this chapter we will now turn our attention to the very real threat posed by Unidentified Flying Objects (UFOs), whether they exist or not," reads an excerpt posted online.

Even space-alien false alarms spawn panic, and should the real thing pose a threat, "it will, as always, be the fire service that is called upon to provide the first line of defense and disaster mitigation."

Noting people have been burned or knocked out by UFOs, the book cites warnings previously issued by another author:

"Do not stand under a UFO that is hovering at low altitude. Do not touch or attempt to touch a UFO that has landed... . There is a possibility of radiation danger and there are known cases where persons have been burned by rays emanating from UFOs. Don't take chances with UFOs!"

We should get Fire Chief Jeff Meyer to say that in a public service announcement broadcast on Columbus' government TV channel, like during UFO Awareness Week.

I asked Meyer and other first-responders about the "Fire Officer's Guide to Disaster Control" because a UFO newsletter implied the book is used by fire departments all over.

But the locals had not heard of it, and when informed of the UFO danger, laughed their butts off.

"We try to train for things that might actually happen," one said. So that leaves each of us to face this question posed in the book:

What would you do if a UFO crashed into a school with injured aliens on board?

I would tell those space aliens they'd better check in at the principal's office because the Muscogee County School District is not about to let creatures living on other planets come wandering into its classrooms, if they're not teachers, students, administrators or school board members.

Others encountering a UFO in a school zone probably would call 911, and let the firefighters handle it.

So if you're a firefighter, what do you do?

If the aliens are trying to kill you like in "Alien vs. Predator" and "War of the Worlds," then you might have to pin them down with a high-pressure hose while another firefighter chops them up with an ax.

You could then stack the pieces by the road, call public services and claim an animal got hit by a car. This could lead to a top-secret investigation, but the government still would have to cover it all up, so what the heck.

Contact Tim Chitwood at 706-571-8508 or tchitwood@ledger-enquirer.com

source & references:

[link to www.ledger-enquirer.com]
 Quoting: AmericanGirl

My brother is a firefighter in Atlanta...he has seen and has been taught out of that book.

just sayin'
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7/31/2008 10:40 PM
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I also so some of them at HomeDepot parking lot, already asking for some construction jobs. I guess they are ILLEGAL aliens, also.
 Quoting: blackcat66 348276


Are you in Gulfport?
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7/31/2008 10:43 PM
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Everyone has to use NIMS now even the Aliens it's in the PD or they will not get DHS money.
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Anonymous Coward
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7/31/2008 10:43 PM
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one alien pilot beheaded the other which may have been a result of working for minimum wage

wtf
blackcat66
User ID: 348276
7/31/2008 10:44 PM
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I also so some of them at HomeDepot parking lot, already asking for some construction jobs. I guess they are ILLEGAL aliens, also.


Are you in Gulfport?
 Quoting: Budman



No. I am in the Midwest. That is why they are late.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 476963
7/31/2008 10:49 PM
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They are here already, one of them got onto the Bus in Brandon Manitoba.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 476941

That incident was bizarre, freaky weird, glad I wasnt there to wintess it..feel really bad for those who did..Very Sick Act
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 474149
7/31/2008 10:56 PM
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lol


Thank god someone is taking this invasion seriously!!!!





Been wearing my tinfoil hat for hours now!!


OH SHIT!!! I have been wearing saran wrap!!! I am screwed.


tomato

Hilarious! lol
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 251187


agreed

Been wearing my tinfoil hat for hours now!!

lol

OH SHIT!!! I have been wearing saran wrap!!! I am screwed.
lol lol
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7/31/2008 11:03 PM
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Seriously, I stand under them and take photos as they glide above me. And, I have had 3 strange burn like bruises in recognizable shapes. MUFON told me, no fear. I told them, no problem, hadn't experienced fear, just grins.
During the day, sometimes I get photos of beams from UFO to ground. See those photos here, [link to www.picasaweb.google.com]

And, for real, I've already seen 4 tonight, photo'd 3 of them. They were all headed towards an area above a ground spotlight.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 472041
7/31/2008 11:04 PM
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Must have been built by the lowest bidder.

MADE IN CHINA
 Quoting: jarha

thumbs
wizard
User ID: 476979
7/31/2008 11:31 PM
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can someone explain why crap like this is pinned wtf
Yea
User ID: 476733
7/31/2008 11:34 PM
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Aliens are nearing the east coast but are currently have engine problems with their craft. Hold tight!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 474918

Did they get a blown Gasket, Transmition blew out, Radio not working...Come on H.G Wells wanna be killing more New Jerseys...
Anonymous Coward
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7/31/2008 11:55 PM
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Best thread yet! hiding
Anonymous Coward
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7/31/2008 11:55 PM
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I hope Alien chicks are hot. I've grown tired of earth girls. They are not as easy as described in the film...
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