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A snail can crawl across a razor blade...

 
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A snail can crawl across a razor blade...
A snail can crawl across a razor blade without getting injured. This is possible because they excrete a slime that protects them.
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07/31/2008 09:13 PM
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Re: A snail can crawl across a razor blade...
not if my finger presses down on it..
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07/31/2008 09:24 PM
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Re: A snail can crawl across a razor blade...
not if my finger presses down on it..
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 475736


Are you French???


:gemini2:
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07/31/2008 09:26 PM
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Re: A snail can crawl across a razor blade...
flush

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Re: A snail can crawl across a razor blade...
A snail can crawl across a razor blade without getting injured. This is possible because they excrete a slime that protects them. Even if you use your finger to press down on it, the slime is acid and it will burn you before you can apply enough pressure to hurt the snail.

You see, it is unbeatable.
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Re: A snail can crawl across a razor blade...
[link to www.youtube.com]
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Re: A snail can crawl across a razor blade...
not if my finger presses down on it..


Are you French???


:gemini2:
 Quoting: 4by2


LOL,no
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07/31/2008 09:35 PM
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Re: A snail can crawl across a razor blade...
There is enough iron in a human being to make one small nail.

There is enough plutonium in in a snail to make a small intercontinental ballistic nuclear missile.
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07/31/2008 09:51 PM
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Re: A snail can crawl across a razor blade...
There is enough iron in a human being to make one small nail.

There is enough plutonium in in a snail to make a small intercontinental ballistic nuclear missile.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 476912


There is enough humor in your statement to make me want to laugh. ha ha.
Thanks, I needed that.
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Re: A snail can crawl across a razor blade...
There is enough plutonium in in a snail to make a small intercontinental ballistic nuclear missile.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 476912


and equal to what? an average black cat firecracker?
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Re: A snail can crawl across a razor blade...
There is enough plutonium in in a snail to make a small intercontinental ballistic nuclear missile.


and equal to what? an average black cat firecracker?
 Quoting: Anonymous Howard


huh? I dunno about snails crawling across razor blades. Seems like even a snail would be smart enough not to do that to me. Anyhow.......silly topic
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Re: A snail can crawl across a razor blade...
A snail can crawl across a razor blade without getting injured. This is possible because they excrete a slime that protects them. Even if you use your finger to press down on it, the slime is acid and it will burn you before you can apply enough pressure to hurt the snail.

You see, it is unbeatable.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 476912

bsflag
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Re: A snail can crawl across a razor blade...
"Obviously quite insane"


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A snail can crawl across a razor blade...
sounds like a plot to an epic, tv movie.
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07/31/2008 11:04 PM
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A snail can crawl across a razor blade...
sounds like a plot to an epic, tv movie.
 Quoting: .Ajax.


Yeah, like where the razor blade is the villain. DAM those razor blades !!! Good thing they can't wear ski masks.
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07/31/2008 11:15 PM
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Re: A snail can crawl across a razor blade...
and so it begins....


:doom:

Fucking Snails
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07/31/2008 11:21 PM
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and so it begins....


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Fucking Snails
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 359652


Snails hate salt.
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and so it begins....


:doom:

Fucking Snails


Snails hate salt.
 Quoting: C. 472037



Very True..

Yet they would Slide..

Down a razor for Beer..

Which has more power..

The Snail or the Beer..


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C.
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and so it begins....


:doom:

Fucking Snails


Snails hate salt.



Very True..

Yet they would Slide..

Down a razor for Beer..

Which has more power..

The Snail or the Beer..


..
 Quoting: Mr.Caine.. 476042



Is the beer a light? If it is, maybe the snail. :)

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