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A snail can crawl across a razor blade...
Anonymous Coward User ID: 476912 Brazil 07/31/2008 09:11 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	A snail can crawl across a razor blade... A snail can crawl across a razor blade without getting injured. This is possible because they excrete a slime that protects them.

Anonymous Coward User ID: 475736 United Kingdom 07/31/2008 09:13 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: A snail can crawl across a razor blade... not if my finger presses down on it..
Anonymous Coward User ID: 62398 United States 07/31/2008 09:24 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: A snail can crawl across a razor blade... not if my finger presses down on it.. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 475736 Are you French??? :gemini2:
Tessa User ID: 474015 United States 07/31/2008 09:26 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: A snail can crawl across a razor blade... ew "Whether this song is about sex, drugs, or Ramen Noodles, it's moving. And you can bet your ass that you can fuck to it."
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 476912 Brazil 07/31/2008 09:26 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: A snail can crawl across a razor blade... A snail can crawl across a razor blade without getting injured. This is possible because they excrete a slime that protects them. Even if you use your finger to press down on it, the slime is acid and it will burn you before you can apply enough pressure to hurt the snail. You see, it is unbeatable.
floydian slip User ID: 1338 United States 07/31/2008 09:26 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: A snail can crawl across a razor blade... [link to www.youtube.com]
Anonymous Coward User ID: 471651 United States 07/31/2008 09:28 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: A snail can crawl across a razor blade...
Anonymous Coward User ID: 475736 United Kingdom 07/31/2008 09:30 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: A snail can crawl across a razor blade... not if my finger presses down on it.. Are you French??? :gemini2: Quoting: 4by2 LOL,no
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 476912 Brazil 07/31/2008 09:35 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: A snail can crawl across a razor blade... There is enough iron in a human being to make one small nail. There is enough plutonium in in a snail to make a small intercontinental ballistic nuclear missile.

C. User ID: 472037 United States 07/31/2008 09:51 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: A snail can crawl across a razor blade... There is enough iron in a human being to make one small nail. There is enough plutonium in in a snail to make a small intercontinental ballistic nuclear missile. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 476912 There is enough humor in your statement to make me want to laugh. ha ha. Thanks, I needed that.
Anonymous Howard User ID: 470619 United States 07/31/2008 09:51 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: A snail can crawl across a razor blade... There is enough plutonium in in a snail to make a small intercontinental ballistic nuclear missile. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 476912 and equal to what? an average black cat firecracker? I WILL NOT let consequences dictate my course of action! A.K.A - Aresh, Awakened Me, An Ominous Coward (Howard), The Goddess Pandora, Aumon Haht Fith Ashai, Within The Flower and a few others... ------------------------------------ In all things, i am flowing back thru and in and out, within and without and beyond them. This is the Cosm. This is both I and You. I am the Truth, and I am the Lie - I am the very spark of the Divine! ------------------ as soon as you even go near these things your ego knows what it is.. its all like "what ya gonna do with that?" "Hope you not gonna take it" "cause i will throw myself down on the floor and scratch, claw and bite and tantrum" - Kyuubi "the gift of love makes much more sense than frankincense gold and myrhh" - Only Me
C. User ID: 472037 United States 07/31/2008 09:59 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: A snail can crawl across a razor blade... There is enough plutonium in in a snail to make a small intercontinental ballistic nuclear missile. and equal to what? an average black cat firecracker? Quoting: Anonymous Howard huh? I dunno about snails crawling across razor blades. Seems like even a snail would be smart enough not to do that to me. Anyhow.......silly topic
Anonymous Coward User ID: 474945 United States 07/31/2008 10:20 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: A snail can crawl across a razor blade... A snail can crawl across a razor blade without getting injured. This is possible because they excrete a slime that protects them. Even if you use your finger to press down on it, the slime is acid and it will burn you before you can apply enough pressure to hurt the snail. You see, it is unbeatable. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 476912
Col.Flagg.. User ID: 476042 United States 07/31/2008 10:56 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: A snail can crawl across a razor blade... "Obviously quite insane" ..
.Ajax. User ID: 471060 United States 07/31/2008 10:59 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: A snail can crawl across a razor blade... A snail can crawl across a razor blade... sounds like a plot to an epic, tv movie.
C. User ID: 472037 United States 07/31/2008 11:04 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: A snail can crawl across a razor blade... A snail can crawl across a razor blade... sounds like a plot to an epic, tv movie. Quoting: .Ajax. Yeah, like where the razor blade is the villain. DAM those razor blades !!! Good thing they can't wear ski masks.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 359652 United States 07/31/2008 11:15 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: A snail can crawl across a razor blade... and so it begins.... :doom: Fucking Snails

C. User ID: 472037 United States 07/31/2008 11:21 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: A snail can crawl across a razor blade... and so it begins.... :doom: Fucking Snails Quoting: Anonymous Coward 359652 Snails hate salt.
Mr.Caine.. User ID: 476042 United States 07/31/2008 11:28 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: A snail can crawl across a razor blade... and so it begins.... :doom: Fucking Snails Snails hate salt. Quoting: C. 472037 Very True.. Yet they would Slide.. Down a razor for Beer.. Which has more power.. The Snail or the Beer.. ..
C. User ID: 472037 United States 07/31/2008 11:37 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: A snail can crawl across a razor blade... and so it begins.... :doom: Fucking Snails Snails hate salt. Very True.. Yet they would Slide.. Down a razor for Beer.. Which has more power.. The Snail or the Beer.. .. Quoting: Mr.Caine.. 476042 Is the beer a light? If it is, maybe the snail. :)
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