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The White House is Briefed: Phoenix About to Announce "Potential For Life" on Mars

 
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The White House is Briefed: Phoenix About to Announce "Potential For Life" on Mars
It would appear that the US President has been briefed by Phoenix scientists about the discovery of something more "provocative" than the discovery of water existing on the Martian surface. This news comes just as the Thermal and Evolved Gas Analyzer (TEGA) confirmed experimental evidence for the existence of water in the Mars regolith on Thursday. Whilst NASA scientists are not claiming that life once existed on the Red Planet's surface, new data appears to indicate the "potential for life" more conclusively than the TEGA water results. Apparently these new results are being kept under wraps until further, more detailed analysis can be carried out, but we are assured that this announcement will be huge…

So why is there all this secrecy? According to scientists in communication with Aviation Week & Space Technology, the next big discovery will need to be mulled over for a while before it is announced to the world. In fact, the Jet Propulsion Laboratory science team for the MECA wet-chemistry instrument that made these undisclosed findings were kept out of the July 31st news conference (confirming water) so additional analysis could be carried out, avoiding any questions that may have revealed their preliminary results. They have also made the decision to discuss the results with the Bush Administration's Presidential Science Advisor's office before a press conference between mid-August and early September.

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A disclaimer:

Scientists get terribly excited about things that the ordinary public doesn't find so fascinating.

Buffer your expectations accordingly.
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So it was true then: the original Viking mars mission discovered life on Mars back in the 70's and they've been keeping the lid on this info ever since.
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Maybe they can work this into justification for 20 more Mars missions spread over 100 years. rolleyes
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A disclaimer:

Scientists get terribly excited about things that the ordinary public doesn't find so fascinating.

Buffer your expectations accordingly.
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LOL another victim of the NASA Super-Nova "Historic Announcement" I see.
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GOLD

They found lots of gold, that is why the planet is goldish color

Mars is worth a quadrillionzillion!!!!!!
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A disclaimer:

Scientists get terribly excited about things that the ordinary public doesn't find so fascinating.

Buffer your expectations accordingly.


LOL another victim of the NASA Super-Nova "Historic Announcement" I see.
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My expectations were buffered then. I did however notice the bitter, accusatory posts afterwards... hell, even the suggestions that they had something even bigger but that TPTB clamped down in classic conspiracy style.
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Why the hell do they have to advise Bush on the matter and basically get his approval I take it instead of just publicating it like any other science news when they are ready? Pisses me off to no end. To me it's sort of confirmation that they do this shit all the time. My gut instinct tells me they have some sort of evidence of life. Photo evidense perhaps of ancient life encased in the ice? Perhaps some undisclosed tests were run like seeing how earth bacteria or whatever would behave on the Mars.
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They sure as hell ought to publicize this.

I mean, what else has the United States done in the past decade or two that has been impressive? What has the US done that has been noteworthy?

Nothing at all is the answer.

Unless you count bad, evil things as "noteworthy". The devil would, so you may too.

Myself, I think the US (my own country) has done SHIT for decades. We have done no good in the world, only bad.
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TBH proof of life of any sort elsewhere in our Solar System would be major.

Even microbes would mean that the chances of the Universe teaming with life would be almost a certainty.
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I am glad somebody caught this.

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With all due respect OP - I couldn't give a flying f*"k whether there is life on Mars or not....

Ten years ago I would be jumping up and down at the prospect.

Nowadays I never know who to believe and tend to rely on my own intuition.

We are being deceived in virtually everything and we must be careful where we direct our energy.....don't give it away to deceivers....

After all - whatever 'they' find anywhere has been achieved with our sweat equity - ie money and we will never see any payback for it. However, we will be expected to cough up for their next project which I'm sure is waiting in the wings - that is, if they are even ON Mars???????

"You shall know them by their fruits" - ie money....follow it...
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With all due respect OP - I couldn't give a flying f*"k whether there is life on Mars or not....

Ten years ago I would be jumping up and down at the prospect.

Nowadays I never know who to believe and tend to rely on my own intuition.

We are being deceived in virtually everything and we must be careful where we direct our energy.....don't give it away to deceivers....

After all - whatever 'they' find anywhere has been achieved with our sweat equity - ie money and we will never see any payback for it. However, we will be expected to cough up for their next project which I'm sure is waiting in the wings - that is, if they are even ON Mars???????

"You shall know them by their fruits" - ie money....follow it...
 Quoting: Enufs Enuf 339212


It's true what you said: It is so sad. I have been waiting since the birth of my youngest sibling for proof of life on Mars. It's been so long, that, my youngest sibling is married now, with a baby on the way!
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With all due respect OP - I couldn't give a flying f*"k whether there is life on Mars or not....

Ten years ago I would be jumping up and down at the prospect.

Nowadays I never know who to believe and tend to rely on my own intuition.

We are being deceived in virtually everything and we must be careful where we direct our energy.....don't give it away to deceivers....

After all - whatever 'they' find anywhere has been achieved with our sweat equity - ie money and we will never see any payback for it. However, we will be expected to cough up for their next project which I'm sure is waiting in the wings - that is, if they are even ON Mars???????

"You shall know them by their fruits" - ie money....follow it... hiding
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Maybe they have found Osama bin Laden LOL
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Agenda's are allway's done nice and slow
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There's life on that planet... they probably found a piece of shit from some animal
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c'mon nasa tell us about the underground bases...lol

this little bit here,little bit there disclosure rate is annoying!!!!


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i would only believe this if world religious leaders were privately approached [the REALLY important ones have a hotline to the whitehouse anyway] in order to inform them of impending disclosure. this would be so these leaders could prepare statements to their followers, to either soften the blow of life existing elsewhere or maybe even spin its discovery into something that aggrandizes their religion.

well, has that happened?

i shall now hoist old glory:
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NASA will delay any real admission of life elsewhere in the universe until the last possible minute, we are nowhere near that yet.
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Bush should consider preempitve nuclear strike against martian microbes before they become inteligent and later develop nuclear capabilities themselves
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[link to pic50.picturetrail.com:80]

asparagus anyone?

its about fucking time..and btw..the white ouse is not briefed on "potential" for life.

its life. they are finally admitting it.
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I've seen, the smudged out photo's of river's and cultivation, were full of disease's, are they
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its about fucking time..and btw..the white ouse is not briefed on "potential" for life.
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Cool you work there then what's it like?
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Sounds like a warm-up to what's to come.

First a piece of bacteria...
Next, a big huge draconian with SHR's avatar gizmo's
Someone at NASA be a hero
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3 astronauts have bravely told us about UFO and ET's. We would pray one or two brave patriots at NASA would give us the news we have that others have unfairly hidden. Sometimes, people have to step forward and do the right thing. Let us hope for this.
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[link to www.aviationweek.com]
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Bush should consider preempitve nuclear strike against martian microbes before they become inteligent and later develop nuclear capabilities themselves
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the Martian microbes hate us for our freedom
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Dribs and drabs...

Show us the photos of buildings and cities on Mars!

Show us the alien spacecraft you've been hiding!

Throw Cheney and Bush in prison for treason (oops, wrong thread)!
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Why the hell do they have to advise Bush on the matter and basically get his approval I take it instead of just publicating it like any other science news when they are ready? Pisses me off to no end. To me it's sort of confirmation that they do this shit all the time. My gut instinct tells me they have some sort of evidence of life. Photo evidense perhaps of ancient life encased in the ice? Perhaps some undisclosed tests were run like seeing how earth bacteria or whatever would behave on the Mars.
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If they found oil shouldn't they advise the Vice President instead??

Or maybe they could divide the planet up into quarter acre lots and use it to back those faltering derivitives.

My money is on they finally found Jimmy Hoffa.
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Bush should consider preempitve nuclear strike against martian microbes before they become inteligent and later develop nuclear capabilities themselves


the Martian microbes hate us for our freedom
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What they really found was peace and quiet.

Ironically Bush will declare that to be a "National Security Emergency" and send out Director Chertoff out to bang on some pots and pans.
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They found compounds that could be attributed to recent life based chemical processes? Ie some microbe took a poo?

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