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What is your favorite position?

 
Enaid (OP)

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08/03/2008 08:58 PM
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Re: What is your favorite position?
Floating lotus tiger bomb.


LOL Pictures please.


Sorry, I can't. It's illegal in 46 states.
 Quoting: Babe in a Bunker

LOL Damn! Must be good.
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SubarcticBeef

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08/03/2008 08:59 PM
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Re: What is your favorite position?
Come on smutty details boys. LOL

I prefer being on the bottom of missionary. I like the feeling of being dominated. ;) From that position - I can sling my legs over your shoulders or even put my feet on the headboard (if I've stretched before hand.)

Like it a little rough, huh? Well ,The Beef can toss you around like a rag doll, or treat you very kind and gentle. The choice is yours.


How about a whore in bed and a princess out of it.
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A tigress in the bedroom and a lady in public. Yes. Perfect.
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malu

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30 responses in 14 minutes,, holy crap! that is a new GLP speed record

lmao

i have nothing more to add ;)
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08/03/2008 09:00 PM
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Re: What is your favorite position?
churchlady this thread is getting out of control now, lol!
Paradigm

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08/03/2008 09:00 PM
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Re: What is your favorite position?
Floating lotus tiger bomb.
 Quoting: Babe in a Bunker


Can you explain that, it sound fun!
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Enaid (OP)

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Re: What is your favorite position?
I love doggie and reverse cowgirl, but mostly doggie because i can play with her clit and tits while im fucking her. But i also really like 69 which I know is not technically 'sex' but foreplay, but still, there is nothing like eating pussy at the same time as getting a blowjob. The ying-yang of sex, gotta love it wink
 Quoting: Paradigm



I steer away from 69 for several reasons. When I give head I like to concentrate on pleasing him. And 2, when receiving I like to concentrate on that.
Personal responsibility - try it sometime. Quit blaming others for your bad choices. Consequences happen.

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kalamity kool

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08/03/2008 09:01 PM
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Re: What is your favorite position?
I'm a proponent of equal opportunity for all positions, don't like to have favourites ; )
Enaid (OP)

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Re: What is your favorite position?
30 responses in 14 minutes,, holy crap! that is a new GLP speed record

lmao

i have nothing more to add ;)
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Come out and play Malu.
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08/03/2008 09:03 PM
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30 responses in 14 minutes,, holy crap! that is a new GLP speed record

lmao

i have nothing more to add ;)


Come out and play Malu.
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I'm getting jealous!
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Re: What is your favorite position?
Now hiring, many positions available.

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Enaid (OP)

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08/03/2008 09:04 PM
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Re: What is your favorite position?
if you use multiple they can all be fun!!! ;)
 Quoting: CountryJoe



True! Gives your partner a chance to rest while you take over.
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Paradigm

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Re: What is your favorite position?
I love doggie and reverse cowgirl, but mostly doggie because i can play with her clit and tits while im fucking her. But i also really like 69 which I know is not technically 'sex' but foreplay, but still, there is nothing like eating pussy at the same time as getting a blowjob. The ying-yang of sex, gotta love it wink



I steer away from 69 for several reasons. When I give head I like to concentrate on pleasing him. And 2, when receiving I like to concentrate on that.
 Quoting: Enaid


I think thats one of the reasons I like it so much. You know both of you are pleasing the other at the same time, but every once in a while one of you will stop because the other is doing to good of a job wink

I like to make a game out of it, see who gets distracted by the pleasure the most. Plus when im concentrating on pleasuring and getting pleasured at the same time i find it easier just to say fuck it with concentration and just loose my self it the experience......just go wild...as they say
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Re: What is your favorite position?
DOGGIESTYLE!!!!! bananasex

Face down, ass up. That's the way we like to fuck!™



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08/03/2008 09:06 PM
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somebody needs to pin this mutherfucker....... bump
Babe in a Bunker

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08/03/2008 09:06 PM
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Re: What is your favorite position?
Floating lotus tiger bomb.


Can you explain that, it sound fun!
 Quoting: Paradigm


It involves 3 pieces of rope, kung pau chicken and a 2x4. That's all I can tell you.
Well it seems so real I can see it
And it seems so real I can feel it
And it seems so real I can taste it
And it seems so real I can hear it
So why can't I touch it?
So why can't I touch it?


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Enaid (OP)

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Re: What is your favorite position?
DOGGIESTYLE!!!!! bananasex

Face down, ass up. That's the way we like to fuck!™



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That is especially good for a quickie in the shower. ;)
Personal responsibility - try it sometime. Quit blaming others for your bad choices. Consequences happen.

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Enaid (OP)

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Re: What is your favorite position?
Floating lotus tiger bomb.


Can you explain that, it sound fun!


It involves 3 pieces of rope, kung pau chicken and a 2x4. That's all I can tell you.
 Quoting: Babe in a Bunker



I gotta tell you -- you are the funniest poster here. I snort and crack up every time I read something by you. Thanks.
Personal responsibility - try it sometime. Quit blaming others for your bad choices. Consequences happen.

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Human Resources Manager



Your favorite sexual position is a human resources manager? Is she hot?
 Quoting: Enaid


Oh, sexual position...I get it now..
Paradigm

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Re: What is your favorite position?
Floating lotus tiger bomb.


Can you explain that, it sound fun!


It involves 3 pieces of rope, kung pau chicken and a 2x4. That's all I can tell you.
 Quoting: Babe in a Bunker


I see why its illegal now laugh MUST be fun!
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08/03/2008 09:08 PM
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Re: What is your favorite position?
DOGGIESTYLE!!!!! bananasex

Face down, ass up. That's the way we like to fuck!™



2Live Crew


That is especially good for a quickie in the shower. ;)
 Quoting: Enaid






mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm......quickie 5a
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08/03/2008 09:08 PM
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Re: What is your favorite position?
It involves 3 pieces of rope, kung pau chicken and a 2x4. That's all I can tell you.
 Quoting: Babe in a Bunker


I swear I got a twitch then!!


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08/03/2008 09:09 PM
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Human Resources Manager


:hanlect:
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chuckle

What are you saying?
SubarcticBeef

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Human Resources Manager



Your favorite sexual position is a human resources manager? Is she hot?


Oh, sexual position...I get it now..
 Quoting: Grizzled Old Goat

Sounds like you haven't been getting it.
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Enaid (OP)

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Re: What is your favorite position?
It involves 3 pieces of rope, kung pau chicken and a 2x4. That's all I can tell you.


I swear I got a twitch then!!


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 Quoting: 4by2


Okay photo-man -- Let's hear it.
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08/03/2008 09:14 PM
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chuckle

What are you saying?
 Quoting: Grizzled Old Goat


Kidneys, liver etc etc = Human Resources

Hannibal Lecter = Human Resource Manager



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Paradigm

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08/03/2008 09:16 PM
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So I take it your getting laid tonight Enaid? Trying to get some ideas perhaps?
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Enaid (OP)

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08/03/2008 09:18 PM
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Re: What is your favorite position?
So I take it your getting laid tonight Enaid? Trying to get some ideas perhaps?
 Quoting: Paradigm



Aw hell, I've been married more than 20 years! I'm lucky I get it whenever I want it. All I have to do is grab him and throw him on the bed. Literally. LOL He gets this really funny look on his face when it happens. LOL

No - I've just had a few to drink and I don't normally drink. So - I'm slightly buzzed and felt like having some fun.

Under my conservative appearance - I'm really a naughty girl at heart. Even contemplated writing some erotica.
Personal responsibility - try it sometime. Quit blaming others for your bad choices. Consequences happen.

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Grizzled Old Goat

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Human Resources Manager



Your favorite sexual position is a human resources manager? Is she hot?


Oh, sexual position...I get it now..

Sounds like you haven't been getting it.
 Quoting: SubarcticBeef


Er - no. They don't call me Goat for nothin'..

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08/03/2008 09:21 PM
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Re: What is your favorite position?
I know what my favorite position is not

On top of her while my pants are caught in the bottom of an elevator door

that sucks trust me

you have absolutely no maneuvering room and you'll wind up with ripped pants
Enaid (OP)

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08/03/2008 09:24 PM
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Re: What is your favorite position?
I know what my favorite position is not

On top of her while my pants are caught in the bottom of an elevator door

that sucks trust me

you have absolutely no maneuvering room and you'll wind up with ripped pants
 Quoting: slightly retraded republican 468246


I hope the guys on the other end of the security camera didn't catch that.
Personal responsibility - try it sometime. Quit blaming others for your bad choices. Consequences happen.

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