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What is your favorite position?

 
malu

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should i pass out some sweat towels? anyone need water?


you guys are going at it like rabbits



just don't poke anyone's eye out
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I know what my favorite position is not

On top of her while my pants are caught in the bottom of an elevator door

that sucks trust me

you have absolutely no maneuvering room and you'll wind up with ripped pants


I hope the guys on the other end of the security camera didn't catch that.
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I forgot about that part
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should i pass out some sweat towels? anyone need water?


you guys are going at it like rabbits



just don't poke anyone's eye out
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We need some background music...


Well it seems so real I can see it
And it seems so real I can feel it
And it seems so real I can taste it
And it seems so real I can hear it
So why can't I touch it?
So why can't I touch it?


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Okay photo-man -- Let's hear it.
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I'm easy, spontaneity is key.


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So I take it your getting laid tonight Enaid? Trying to get some ideas perhaps?



Aw hell, I've been married more than 20 years! I'm lucky I get it whenever I want it. All I have to do is grab him and throw him on the bed. Literally. LOL He gets this really funny look on his face when it happens. LOL

No - I've just had a few to drink and I don't normally drink. So - I'm slightly buzzed and felt like having some fun.

Under my conservative appearance - I'm really a naughty girl at heart. Even contemplated writing some erotica.
 Quoting: Enaid


ya, why you want me to, im fairly good with words...

here lets see. (no offence to your hubby)


As you opened the door and saw me, this fire erupted in your eyes and I knew the fun was just about to begin.

I took your hand and led you to the couch were I slowly caressed your breasts. You could feel the subtle breeze of my breath on your neck and as you slowly closed your eyes i slid my left hand under your dress and in one smooth motion, removed the clasp on your bra..... As I pulled your bra off, i gently bit your ear and you moaned ever so slightly. The sweat beaded on your neck as I pulled your dress down and licked your right breast. gently biting and licking. You grabbed my belt and with a vicious SNAP, pulled it from my pants.....


well, you get the picture....that get you going? chuckle
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_)__)))))))))))))D :camdancin:
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Re: What is your favorite position?
i prefer to be on bottom or doggie style...i too like to be dominated

but i do like the way hubby explodes when I'm on top ^_^

I think it's time for some sexy time

i also like being bent over in the shower

oooooooooh or getting in the shower with hubby and sitting on the floor below him and sucking him off. He likes to cum all over my boobs like that too

ok

i'm h0rny now
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So I take it your getting laid tonight Enaid? Trying to get some ideas perhaps?



Aw hell, I've been married more than 20 years! I'm lucky I get it whenever I want it. All I have to do is grab him and throw him on the bed. Literally. LOL He gets this really funny look on his face when it happens. LOL

No - I've just had a few to drink and I don't normally drink. So - I'm slightly buzzed and felt like having some fun.

Under my conservative appearance - I'm really a naughty girl at heart. Even contemplated writing some erotica.


ya, why you want me to, im fairly good with words...

here lets see. (no offence to your hubby)


As you opened the door and saw me, this fire erupted in your eyes and I knew the fun was just about to begin.

I took your hand and led you to the couch were I slowly caressed your breasts. You could feel the subtle breeze of my breath on your neck and as you slowly closed your eyes i slid my left hand under your dress and in one smooth motion, removed the clasp on your bra..... As I pulled your bra off, i gently bit your ear and you moaned ever so slightly. The sweat beaded on your neck as I pulled your dress down and licked your right breast. gently biting and licking. You grabbed my belt and with a vicious SNAP, pulled it from my pants.....


well, you get the picture....that get you going? chuckle
 Quoting: Paradigm



holy crap Paradigm
"Whether this song is about sex, drugs, or Ramen Noodles, it's moving. And you can bet your ass that you can fuck to it."
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OMG! Am I POST #69?!?!
Well it seems so real I can see it
And it seems so real I can feel it
And it seems so real I can taste it
And it seems so real I can hear it
So why can't I touch it?
So why can't I touch it?


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We need some background music...


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lol wtf lol
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i like it all, but always found it easier to make my girl cummmm with her on top. she controls the depth, angle and speed. like riding the sybian. make a girl cummmm. make a friend! ha!
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Re: What is your favorite position?
i prefer to be on bottom or doggie style...i too like to be dominated

but i do like the way hubby explodes when I'm on top ^_^

I think it's time for some sexy time

i also like being bent over in the shower

oooooooooh or getting in the shower with hubby and sitting on the floor below him and sucking him off. He likes to cum all over my boobs like that too

ok

i'm h0rny now
 Quoting: Tessa

*gets visual*
"God" said, let us make man in our image.. IMPLYING genetic hybridization
"I awoke only to find, that the rest of the world was still asleep"
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So I take it your getting laid tonight Enaid? Trying to get some ideas perhaps?



Aw hell, I've been married more than 20 years! I'm lucky I get it whenever I want it. All I have to do is grab him and throw him on the bed. Literally. LOL He gets this really funny look on his face when it happens. LOL

No - I've just had a few to drink and I don't normally drink. So - I'm slightly buzzed and felt like having some fun.

Under my conservative appearance - I'm really a naughty girl at heart. Even contemplated writing some erotica.


ya, why you want me to, im fairly good with words...

here lets see. (no offence to your hubby)


As you opened the door and saw me, this fire erupted in your eyes and I knew the fun was just about to begin.

I took your hand and led you to the couch were I slowly caressed your breasts. You could feel the subtle breeze of my breath on your neck and as you slowly closed your eyes i slid my left hand under your dress and in one smooth motion, removed the clasp on your bra..... As I pulled your bra off, i gently bit your ear and you moaned ever so slightly. The sweat beaded on your neck as I pulled your dress down and licked your right breast. gently biting and licking. You grabbed my belt and with a vicious SNAP, pulled it from my pants.....


well, you get the picture....that get you going? chuckle
 Quoting: Paradigm



THANKS! Whew. I'll cut and paste and save for later recreational reading. LOL
Personal responsibility - try it sometime. Quit blaming others for your bad choices. Consequences happen.

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So I take it your getting laid tonight Enaid? Trying to get some ideas perhaps?



Aw hell, I've been married more than 20 years! I'm lucky I get it whenever I want it. All I have to do is grab him and throw him on the bed. Literally. LOL He gets this really funny look on his face when it happens. LOL

No - I've just had a few to drink and I don't normally drink. So - I'm slightly buzzed and felt like having some fun.

Under my conservative appearance - I'm really a naughty girl at heart. Even contemplated writing some erotica.


ya, why you want me to, im fairly good with words...

here lets see. (no offence to your hubby)


As you opened the door and saw me, this fire erupted in your eyes and I knew the fun was just about to begin.

I took your hand and led you to the couch were I slowly caressed your breasts. You could feel the subtle breeze of my breath on your neck and as you slowly closed your eyes i slid my left hand under your dress and in one smooth motion, removed the clasp on your bra..... As I pulled your bra off, i gently bit your ear and you moaned ever so slightly. The sweat beaded on your neck as I pulled your dress down and licked your right breast. gently biting and licking. You grabbed my belt and with a vicious SNAP, pulled it from my pants.....


well, you get the picture....that get you going? chuckle



holy crap Paradigm
 Quoting: Tessa


what?! chuckle she asked
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We need some background music...


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Thanks. Funny. My cat would kick my dog's ass.
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holy crap Paradigm


what?! chuckle she asked
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that was awesome
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i've also found some women love it on their stomachs laying flat with legs together, you on top with your legs spread over theirs. and them crying daddy!! ha! (no joke)
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THANKS! Whew. I'll cut and paste and save for later recreational reading. LOL
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chuckle no prob, any time.

If you want a full story just tell me, but it will have to be a day in advance so I can have my GF over when I write it. It helps when there is actual foreplay going on so its more realistic. wink

nowhatimean...
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The Dirty Santa.


with costumes.

(lap-sitting, face-to-face)


:flaps angel wings:
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THANKS! Whew. I'll cut and paste and save for later recreational reading. LOL


chuckle no prob, any time.

If you want a full story just tell me, but it will have to be a day in advance so I can have my GF over when I write it. It helps when there is actual foreplay going on so its more realistic. wink

nowhatimean...
 Quoting: Paradigm



You're hired. All us ladies here can share in your talent...
Personal responsibility - try it sometime. Quit blaming others for your bad choices. Consequences happen.

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holy crap Paradigm


what?! chuckle she asked


that was awesome
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why thank you, im a scorpio, and a very passionate one at that, so sex and foreplay and all of that comes (pun DEFINATLY intended chuckle) naturally to me.
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THANKS! Whew. I'll cut and paste and save for later recreational reading. LOL


chuckle no prob, any time.

If you want a full story just tell me, but it will have to be a day in advance so I can have my GF over when I write it. It helps when there is actual foreplay going on so its more realistic. wink

nowhatimean...



You're hired. All us ladies here can share in your talent...
 Quoting: Enaid


cool

Talk to sybil, i had her running for her silk sheets one night, I cant even remember what the thread was about, she was just horny and wanted someone to play with.....

I believe at one point she used the word "soaking" chuckle

Its just fun, sex is fun, I love it....who dosent
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Its just fun, sex is fun, I love it....who dosent
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True. I am amazed at the number of married people who don't seem to get enough. It is very, very sad. Just the thought of cutting something sooo fun out of your life is very sad. I think not only can it be spiritual (on occasion), but it is connecting, releasing, relaxing, and if done right - very messy. LOL
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Re: What is your favorite position?
i prefer to be on bottom or doggie style...i too like to be dominated

but i do like the way hubby explodes when I'm on top ^_^

I think it's time for some sexy time

i also like being bent over in the shower

oooooooooh or getting in the shower with hubby and sitting on the floor below him and sucking him off. He likes to cum all over my boobs like that too

ok

i'm h0rny now
 Quoting: Tessa


The shower is excellent at the end of a long day. Some days I just don't feel like a long romp in the hay. So, I figure give him some in the shower and I'm good for the night. LOL
Personal responsibility - try it sometime. Quit blaming others for your bad choices. Consequences happen.

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Its just fun, sex is fun, I love it....who dosent



True. I am amazed at the number of married people who don't seem to get enough. It is very, very sad. Just the thought of cutting something sooo fun out of your life is very sad. I think not only can it be spiritual (on occasion), but it is connecting, releasing, relaxing, and if done right - very messy. LOL
 Quoting: Enaid


The thing I have found about relationships and sex, is that its not used as it should be. Sex is often used as a tool for various reasons instead of being used as something to connect and enjoy each other. If other things are associated with sex besides pleasure....like for example reward/punnishment, then sex looses its meaning and I think thats where alot of couples get in trouble. The other thing is, for guys, 1/2 the fun is the chase, but when you are married...thats it, the chase is over.

I love messy sex.....fruit, chocolate, whipcream, jam, honey, and that just leads to one thing:

Shower sex, another of my all time favorites....clean, wet, glistening bodies heaving and groaping under the wat.....oh sorry chuckle like I said, it comes natural to me
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Floating lotus tiger bomb.


Can you explain that, it sound fun!


It involves 3 pieces of rope, kung pau chicken and a 2x4. That's all I can tell you.


 Quoting: Babe in a Bunker


Oh! So you're the screwball that keeps ordering that shit all the time! Look, we don't keep an inventory of that sort of mix, so cool it would ya?
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It all depends on my mood. Though I do like the dominant positions. Hair yanked back, a slap on the ass, and a choker with silver rings around my neck so he can use the rings to bring me closer.

I'm also quite fond of handcuffs. :evilneko:
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i prefer to be on bottom or doggie style...i too like to be dominated

but i do like the way hubby explodes when I'm on top ^_^

I think it's time for some sexy time

i also like being bent over in the shower

oooooooooh or getting in the shower with hubby and sitting on the floor below him and sucking him off. He likes to cum all over my boobs like that too

ok

i'm h0rny now


The shower is excellent at the end of a long day. Some days I just don't feel like a long romp in the hay. So, I figure give him some in the shower and I'm good for the night. LOL
 Quoting: Enaid


You mean quickies? Im not much for quickies, takes most of the fun away. The only time i like quickies is in exotic places.

For example, my last gf used to work at a pizza shop, and when it was really slow, she would call me and tell me to come over to the store. We used to go in the back and fuck leaving the place unattened for about 10 min.

It was funny to watch her serve a customer right after because she looked all flustered.
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It all depends on my mood. Though I do like the dominant positions. Hair yanked back, a slap on the ass, and a choker with silver rings around my neck so he can use the rings to bring me closer.

I'm also quite fond of handcuffs. :evilneko:
 Quoting: Spectrum Blue



Handcuffs or rather silk ties - -- sigh -- it's funny the things you miss once you become a parent. LOL

I can't wait for my son to go to college in a few years.
Personal responsibility - try it sometime. Quit blaming others for your bad choices. Consequences happen.

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