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**NAME-CALLING THREAD** Who's The Most Creative?

 
Prof_Rabbit

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08/05/2008 10:37 AM
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I dont GIVE a shit...but IF I DID.....YOU would be the FIRST person I would give it to.

5a
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 467868


That's good, however Calling you dull is a gross underestimation of just how tedious you are. You have the personality of a damp sponge and the appeal of a moldy sweat sock. There's nothing wrong with you that couldn't be cured with a little Prozac and a polo mallet.
"Anger is a wind that blows out the lamp of your mind"
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Re: **NAME-CALLING THREAD** Who's The Most Creative?
I would'a been your father but the dog beat me up tha stairs.
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08/05/2008 10:39 AM
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why do i keep saying this gay topic your all stupid fucks in here bastards
 Quoting: whyidontknow


English is not your first language, is it, on the other hand you may still be in your early schooling years, check with the other 6 year olds in the yard before returning here.
"Anger is a wind that blows out the lamp of your mind"
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08/05/2008 10:40 AM
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English is not your first language, is it, on the other hand you may still be in your early schooling years, check with the other 6 year olds in the yard before returning here.
 Quoting: Prof_Rabbit


is that suppose to be funny cuz its so lame??
smeg
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08/05/2008 11:03 AM
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your just a ..poo poking arse soaking from double roasting piece of fucktard twat ridden piece of smeg!!!...
Prof_Rabbit

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08/05/2008 11:32 AM
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English is not your first language, is it, on the other hand you may still be in your early schooling years, check with the other 6 year olds in the yard before returning here.


is that suppose to be funny cuz its so lame??
 Quoting: whyidontknow


I doubt you will ever have children since you eat your young, but that is a good thing.
"Anger is a wind that blows out the lamp of your mind"
Anonymous Coward
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08/05/2008 11:49 AM
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Re: **NAME-CALLING THREAD** Who's The Most Creative?
Supercalafragalistic fudge-packer!

Zeta Reptillian whore!
FAR

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08/05/2008 11:51 AM
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Re: **NAME-CALLING THREAD** Who's The Most Creative?
Ya ayyuha allatheena amanoo la yaskhar qawmun min qawmin AAasa an yakoonoo khayran minhum wala nisaon min nisain AAasa an yakunna khayran minhunna wala talmizoo anfusakum wala tanabazoo bialalqabi bisa alismu alfusooqu baAAda aleemani waman lam yatub faolaika humu alththalimoona

"O you who believe, no people shall ridicule other people, for they may be better than they. Nor shall any women ridicule other women, for they may be better than they. Nor shall you mock one another, or call each other names. Evil indeed is the reversion to wickedness after attaining faith. Anyone who does not repent after this, these are the transgressors." (49:11)

[link to www.islamicity.com]

I win...
Read - for thy sustainer is the most bountiful one, who has taught the use of the pen, taught man what he did not know!
Nay verily man becomes grossly overweening, whenever he believes himself to be self-sufficient: for behold unto thy sustainer all must return.

Quran 96:3-8

[link to www.islamicity.com]
__________
"Investors must look at this situation as a portfolio opportunity. If you have some extra land (condo developers and house flippers, listen closely), grow a vegetable garden, if you are ambitious, raise some sheep and cows, they will come in handy".
__________
How we got here: [link to www.hundredyearlie.com]
Cure: [link to www.youtube.com]
__________
Plasma aliens: [link to www.plasmametaphysics.com]
__________
Were your ancestors pedophiles? [link to www.youtube.com]
__________
[link to www.terrorism-illuminati.com]
Prof_Rabbit

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"O you who believe, no people shall ridicule other people, for they may be better than they. Nor shall any women ridicule other women, for they may be better than they. Nor shall you mock one another, or call each other names. Evil indeed is the reversion to wickedness after attaining faith. Anyone who does not repent after this, these are the transgressors." (49:11)

I win...
 Quoting: FAR


Why don't you try a dress rehearsal of you latest suicide bombing jacket, call us back if you see any virgins.
"Anger is a wind that blows out the lamp of your mind"
Anonymous Coward
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08/05/2008 12:37 PM
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"O you who believe, no people shall ridicule other people, for they may be better than they. Nor shall any women ridicule other women, for they may be better than they. Nor shall you mock one another, or call each other names. Evil indeed is the reversion to wickedness after attaining faith. Anyone who does not repent after this, these are the transgressors." (49:11)

I win...


Why don't you try a dress rehearsal of you latest suicide bombing jacket, call us back if you see any virgins.
 Quoting: Prof_Rabbit



LOL!!! 5a
FAR

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"O you who believe, no people shall ridicule other people, for they may be better than they. Nor shall any women ridicule other women, for they may be better than they. Nor shall you mock one another, or call each other names. Evil indeed is the reversion to wickedness after attaining faith. Anyone who does not repent after this, these are the transgressors." (49:11)

I win...


Why don't you try a dress rehearsal of you latest suicide bombing jacket, call us back if you see any virgins.
 Quoting: Prof_Rabbit


If I had desired such a thing, you'd already have been dead.
If it was a practice of I'slam I'd have done it yesterday.

But the only one promoting such are the occultist. Therefore stop promoting such things that are foreign to I'slam.
Read - for thy sustainer is the most bountiful one, who has taught the use of the pen, taught man what he did not know!
Nay verily man becomes grossly overweening, whenever he believes himself to be self-sufficient: for behold unto thy sustainer all must return.

Quran 96:3-8

[link to www.islamicity.com]
__________
"Investors must look at this situation as a portfolio opportunity. If you have some extra land (condo developers and house flippers, listen closely), grow a vegetable garden, if you are ambitious, raise some sheep and cows, they will come in handy".
__________
How we got here: [link to www.hundredyearlie.com]
Cure: [link to www.youtube.com]
__________
Plasma aliens: [link to www.plasmametaphysics.com]
__________
Were your ancestors pedophiles? [link to www.youtube.com]
__________
[link to www.terrorism-illuminati.com]
Maria

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08/05/2008 01:43 PM
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Re: **NAME-CALLING THREAD** Who's The Most Creative?
My favorite:

"I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard
stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it
goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension
of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid
collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed.
Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity
stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more
stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year.
Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our
universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial
fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence
of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the
laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an
epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me
again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride
your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant
trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh."



don't know who wrote it.
FAR

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08/05/2008 01:46 PM
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The joke's on you. sigh

[link to www.islamicity.com]
Read - for thy sustainer is the most bountiful one, who has taught the use of the pen, taught man what he did not know!
Nay verily man becomes grossly overweening, whenever he believes himself to be self-sufficient: for behold unto thy sustainer all must return.

Quran 96:3-8

[link to www.islamicity.com]
__________
"Investors must look at this situation as a portfolio opportunity. If you have some extra land (condo developers and house flippers, listen closely), grow a vegetable garden, if you are ambitious, raise some sheep and cows, they will come in handy".
__________
How we got here: [link to www.hundredyearlie.com]
Cure: [link to www.youtube.com]
__________
Plasma aliens: [link to www.plasmametaphysics.com]
__________
Were your ancestors pedophiles? [link to www.youtube.com]
__________
[link to www.terrorism-illuminati.com]
Redheaded Stepchild

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08/05/2008 01:52 PM
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Re: **NAME-CALLING THREAD** Who's The Most Creative?
If your going to flame then flame. Don't ever do it half assed like you have in this non-stop snore-o-rama of no talent.

So Shut it, ya simps, or I'll step on your Ronald McDonald clown shoes and punch your cum-glazed redhaired stepchild yellow clown-costumed self against the pavement so fast you'll look like you're on fire.

And don't even think about bowing up to me, ya flat chested Barney Fifes or I'll hook those hanging bucked teeth over the trailer hitch on my truck, fill you with helium, and pull you down Main Street until everyone comes out complaining about another Gay Pride Parade is back already.

Why any of you clawed your way out of the gene pool just to draw attention to your ugly face and your happy happ joy joy advertising Jordache jeans and then to get shitkicked back into the Queerassic Age is beyond me.

Oh, I forgot, some of you are Jews. Fuck you. If you hadn't killed Jesus you would get Christmas presents too, but you screwed up, so blame yourselves ya hook-nosed nickel nabbers.


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 Quoting: Rota


Ouch.

I sure hope that was directed at me on any personal level.

eyebat

LOL!
"Until you are willing to organize your friends and neighbors and literally shut down cities - drive at 5mph through the streets of major cities on the freeway and stop commerce, refuse to show up for work, refuse to borrow and spend more than you make, show up in Washington DC with a million of your neighbors and literally shut down The Capitol you WILL be bent over the table on a daily basis." Karl Denninger

Don't blame me; I voted for Ron Paul.


Silence is consent.
Anonymous Coward
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08/05/2008 02:28 PM
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Your feeble attempts to explain where you are comming from remind me of a drunk who stumbles out of a Bar at 2AM. Realizing that he has no Idea of where he is spots a telephone booth on the corner. "Operator??? Can you trace this call? I'm lost." "Sir, can't you see the street signs?" "OH! Thank you operator, Yes, I am on the corner of Walk and Don't Walk".
Anonymous Coward
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08/05/2008 03:14 PM
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A drunk chimpanzees with a crayon and a fire cracker could come up with better insults....
Anonymous Coward
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08/05/2008 05:32 PM
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Re: **NAME-CALLING THREAD** Who's The Most Creative?
I dont GIVE a shit...but IF I DID.....YOU would be the FIRST person I would give it to.

5a


That's good, however Calling you dull is a gross underestimation of just how tedious you are. You have the personality of a damp sponge and the appeal of a moldy sweat sock. There's nothing wrong with you that couldn't be cured with a little Prozac and a polo mallet.
 Quoting: Prof_Rabbit


May bleeding piles infest your ass
And corns grow on your feet
And crabs as big as horse turds
Nest on your balls and eat.

And when you're old and feeble
A burnt out twisted wreck
May your spine drop out your arse
And break your fucking neck!
tarable
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08/06/2008 01:32 AM
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Come on, we are not boys having a pissing contest....well I'd win anyway, but we need the worst of the worst.....come on.....You can do it!!!! I will again tell my fav joke..."whats the useless skin around the penis called................the man.....sorry....that makes me laugh so hard......just thinking about it gets me all giddy........Good nite to all......
tarable
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P.S....The Trailer park called... they want their trash back!!!!!
Prof_Rabbit

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08/06/2008 09:17 AM
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Why don't you try a dress rehearsal of you latest suicide bombing jacket, call us back if you see any virgins.


If I had desired such a thing, you'd already have been dead.
If it was a practice of I'slam I'd have done it yesterday.

But the only one promoting such are the occultist. Therefore stop promoting such things that are foreign to I'slam.
 Quoting: FAR


Who gives a camel turd what your book of fairy stories says.

Here read your own book of violence and hatred...

Surah 47:4 says:

Fa'idhā Laqītumu Al-Ladhīna Kafarū Fađarba Ar-Riqābi Ĥattaá 'Idhā 'Athkhantumūhum Fashuddū Al-Wathāqa Fa'immā Mannāan Ba`du Wa 'Immā Fidā'an Ĥattaá Tađa`a Al-Ĥarbu 'Awzārahā Dhālika Wa Law Yashā'u Allāhu Lāntaşara Minhum Wa Lakin Liyabluwa Ba`đakum Biba`đin Wa Al-Ladhīna Qutilū Fī Sabīli Allāhi Falan Yuđilla 'A`mālahum

which means

Therefore, WHEN YOU MEET THE UNBELIEVERS, SMITE AT THEIR NECKS; At length, when ye have thoroughly subdued them, bind a bond firmly (on them): thereafter (is the time for) either generosity or ransom: Until the war lays down its burdens. Thus (are ye commanded): but if it had been Allah's Will, He could certainly have exacted retribution from them (Himself); but (He lets you fight) in order to test you, some with others. But those who are slain in the Way of Allah,- He will never let their deeds be lost.
"Anger is a wind that blows out the lamp of your mind"
Prof_Rabbit

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The joke's on you. sigh
 Quoting: FAR


Clearly, the full area of your ignorance is not yet mapped. We are presently only exploring the fringes of that vast expanse. Maybe you wouldn't read like such a pathetic loser if didn't lack even the dim flicker of sentience needed to qualify as a imbecile.
"Anger is a wind that blows out the lamp of your mind"
Prof_Rabbit

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Alrighty then... :)

Give it your best shot!!

aaa
 Quoting: <October>


Well I seem to have run off all opposition, what therefore is the prize? a button with a No.1 Insulter? surely there is something? or will I have to fling insults in your direction as well? I hope not since this was considered a fun time for all and I'd hate to get serious about insulting you.....
"Anger is a wind that blows out the lamp of your mind"
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08/06/2008 09:28 AM
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funny thread
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08/06/2008 05:44 PM
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The Montauk Monster called: It wants it's headline-worthy ugliness back.
Prof_Rabbit

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Hey OP, where is my prize?, get your fat butt off that reinforced industrial chair and do something!
"Anger is a wind that blows out the lamp of your mind"
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YAAFM.
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P.S....The Trailer park called... they want their trash back!!!!!
 Quoting: tarable 478149

So did you return home like your mother wanted?
ready to kick sum ass..

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You anile dwelling fart sucking cunt face fucking pig ball eating licking nat butter off a dogs dick incest producing cumbucket
You've just been b*tch slapped! !

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