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Kanigo2
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8/5/2008 12:16 AM
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Seems slightly European to me. Alt+F4 Allows GodLikeProductions User to Check Current score in Thread Dialog. "GLP has some batty shit, but yours takes the fucking biscuit "-Disputed- Hurray for Anarchy! This is the happiest moment of my life.

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8/5/2008 12:34 AM

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As long as the housekeepers continue to clean the glasses furnished in the rooms with the same towels they use to wipe down the floors, toilets, and sinks ...I'll be staying home.

I am the PERSECUTOR
User ID: 469764
8/5/2008 8:10 AM

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What a nasty pig-whore. I hope that some one before her rubbed their herpes infested crotch on those very same items.

Sam Danner
User ID: 444068
8/5/2008 8:21 AM

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I travel alot and I wash all utensils including the bathroom Myself. If I stay at a High Class 500 Dollar a Night place and see Fecal deposits in the Bathroom, I address the Manager right on the spot and I promise a Television News crew in one hour if the whole place is not cleaned before my eyes. Sam

Anonymous Coward
User ID: 296738
8/5/2008 8:26 AM

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That's hot.

Cunning_linguist
User ID: 476340
8/5/2008 8:37 AM

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I UNFORTUNATELY TRAVEL ALOT:
RULES I ABIDE BY:
1. I carry a travel sized Lysol always.
a. Spray all light switches, door knobs, toilet seat, toilet handle, faucet handles, and telephones.
b. MOST IMPORTANTLY I spray the SHIT out of the remotes.

2. NEVER EVER, EVER, EVER, EVER drink out of the GLASSES that are left in your room. EVER... Ask for plastic or paper cups and use those.

3. Make sure you use a liner in the water bucket.

4. If your room has a ice maker, dump the ice out of the tray when you arrive and wash the tray with soap and water.

5. Ask for a clean comforter once you arrive in your room. Make some shit up about stains and have them bring you a clean comforter. (If you need a comforter) Sheets are washed regularly, the comforter may never have been washed.

6. I usually spray Lysol into the A/C intake, but that's excessive.

De Bunker Hiding in a Bunker.

Anonymous Coward
User ID: 357912
8/5/2008 8:39 AM

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There is a hotel in Beckley, WV called "Christ the King". It is known as the "Honey in the Rock" by everyone though. The name change was a management thing.

Anyway, I was up in Beckley a few weeks ago on family business and due to family being stupid I didn't try to get a motel room until 9 pm. By that time all the rooms were full in all the motels except for the Honey in the Rock.

I had no choice but to stay there. Here's what the room was like:

No number on the door.
The door lock was broken and not secure.
There was a pile of dirt in the floor near the door.
The room smelled like urine.
There was a hole in the wall.
There were 3 burn holes on one bed and BLOOD stains on the other.
There was puke on the curtains.
The towels were gray and dirty.
There was blood on the lampshade.
There were cracks in the walls.
The window in the bathroom was boarded up.
The tiles were broken.
The walls had stains on them.
And apparently someone had died in there because what looked like a giant blood stain was on the carpet. Which was sticky.
The AC unit was broken.
The pool had 6ft tall weeds in it.
The pillows were 2 inches thick. And they wouldn't give us extras.

I should have known something was up by the huge "NO REFUNDS" sign. And that the guy didn't care to see my ID.

I had a video posted of it. But I thought that maybe it wasn't a good idea to have my face on video talking shit about a town I frequent.

T.C

Just another conspiracy nut
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8/5/2008 8:44 AM

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Quoting: Anonymous Coward 357912

Note to self - avoid Honey in the Rock motel.

Unless filming Quintin Tarintinoesqe horror flick.

chuckle

Take your dogma and shove it!

Life is not about what happens to you, it's about how you deal with it.

Kanigo2
User ID: 442313
8/5/2008 9:05 AM

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I think the video is tasteless.

And if it wasn't the headline at boing boing, I would say that the OP is a sick bastard for not making a better subject line and should be punished accordingly.

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CSI
User ID: 317540
8/5/2008 9:14 AM

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Use a UV flashlight the next time you're in a hotel room....you'll be surprised where you'll find bodily fluids....UV lights can be gotten cheap on ebay...

Kanigo2
User ID: 442313
8/5/2008 4:19 PM

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I think the video is tasteless.

And if it wasn't the headline at boing boing, I would say that the OP is a sick bastard for not making a better subject line and should be punished accordingly.

Quoting: Kanigo2

I agree Op is disgusting.

Anonymous Coward
User ID: 479442
8/5/2008 4:22 PM

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Use a UV flashlight the next time you're in a hotel room....you'll be surprised where you'll find bodily fluids....UV lights can be gotten cheap on ebay... Quoting: CSI 317540 sounds like a fun way to spend a few days in a hotel. Sod the bar, let's go looking for spunk.

Anonymous Coward
User ID: 479515
8/5/2008 4:30 PM

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KANIGO WHY ARE YOU QUOTING YOURSELF? YOU LOOK RIDICULOUS.

Anonymous Coward
User ID: 479515
8/5/2008 4:31 PM

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KANIGO WHY ARE YOU QUOTING YOURSELF? YOU LOOK RIDICULOUS. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 479515 Hi my name is Kanigo and I like to quote myself.

Kanigo2
User ID: 442313
8/5/2008 4:36 PM

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KANIGO WHY ARE YOU QUOTING YOURSELF? YOU LOOK RIDICULOUS.

Hi my name is Kanigo and I like to quote myself.

Quoting: Anonymous Coward 479515

Silly questions bore kanigo2.

Like the video?

Anonymous Coward
User ID: 111091
8/5/2008 4:43 PM

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Seems slightly European to me. Quoting: Kanigo2 why do think of europe? your states are dirty as everywhere on the planet ... punk

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User ID: 255967
8/5/2008 4:44 PM

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As long as the housekeepers continue to clean the glasses furnished in the rooms with the same towels they use to wipe down the floors, toilets, and sinks ...I'll be staying home. Quoting: Beingsouthern I saw that segment on 60 minutes. Eeeew! George Orwell was right..Black is White, Up is Down, War is Peace...

CSI
User ID: 317540
8/5/2008 4:49 PM

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Use a UV flashlight the next time you're in a hotel room....you'll be surprised where you'll find bodily fluids....UV lights can be gotten cheap on ebay...

lol

sounds like a fun way to spend a few days in a hotel.

Sod the bar, let's go looking for spunk.

Quoting: Anonymous Coward 479442

I found "dead soldiers" on my "clean" linen...all over the carpeting, on the head board, and even on the ceiling!....I left the UV light home on my next trip....ignorance is bliss....

Kanigo2
User ID: 442313
8/5/2008 4:53 PM

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why do think of europe? your states are dirty as everywhere on the planet ... punk

Quoting: Anonymous Coward 111091

That is why we get European girls to come do a taste test.

Doing jobs Americans won't do.

Anonymous Coward
User ID: 357364
8/5/2008 4:55 PM

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What a dumb whore!

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