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| 100 Items to Disapper First in a Panic (probably in a recession/depression, too!)
| Pollyannuh
User ID: 46877
8/5/2008 11:43 AM
Report abusive post | 100 Items to Disapper First in a Panic (probably in a recession/depression, too!)
| Quote |
Time to drag this one out again.
100 Items to Disappear First in A Panic
By Joseph Almond
#1. Generators (Good ones cost dearly. Gas storage,
risky. Noisy..target of thieves; maintenance, etc.)
#2. Water Filters/Purifiers
#3. Portable Toilets
#4. Seasoned Firewood (About $100 per cord; wood takes
6 - 12 mos. to become dried, for home uses.)
#5. Lamp Oil, Wicks, Lamps (First choice: Buy CLEAR
oil. If scarce, stockpile ANY!)
#6. Coleman Fuel (URGENT $2.69-$3.99/gal. Impossible
to stockpile too much.)
#7. Guns, Ammunition, Pepper Spray, Knives, Clubs,
Bats & Slingshots
#8. Hand-Can openers & hand egg beaters, whisks
(Life savers!)
#9. Honey/Syrups/white, brown sugars
#10. Rice - Beans - Wheat (White rice is now $12.95 -
50# bag. Sam's Club, stock depleted often.)
#11. Vegetable oil (for cooking) (Without it food burns/must be boiled,
etc
)
#12. Charcoal & Lighter fluid (Will become scarce suddenly.)
#13. Water containers (Urgent Item to obtain. Any
size. Small: HARD CLEAR PLASTIC ONLY)
#14. Mini Heater head (Propane) (Without this item,
propane won't heat a room.)
#15. Grain Grinder (Non-electric)
#16. Propane Cylinders
#17. Michael Hyatt's Y2K Survival Guide (BEST single handbook for sound
advice/tips.)
#18. Mantles: Aladdin, Coleman, etc. (Without this
item, longer-term lighting is difficult.)
#19. Baby Supplies: Diapers/formula/ointments/aspirin, etc
#20. Washboards, Mop Bucket w/wringer (for Laundry)
#21. Cookstoves (Propane, Coleman & Kerosene)
#22. Vitamins (Critical, due 10 Y2K-forced daily
canned food diets.)
#23. Propane Cylinder Handle-Holder (Urgent: Small
canister use is dangerous without this item.)
#24. Feminine Hygiene/Haircare/Skin products
#25. Thermal underwear (Tops and bottoms)
#26. Bow saws, axes and hatchets & Wedges (also,
honing oil)
#27. Aluminum foil Reg. & Hvy. Duty (Great Cooking
& Barter item)
#28. Gasoline containers (Plastic or Metal)
#29. Garbage bags (Impossible to have too many.)
#30. Toilet Paper, Kleenex, paper towels
#31. Milk - Powdered & Condensed (Shake liquid
every 3 to 4 months.)
#32. Garden seeds (Non-hybrid) (A MUST)
#33. Clothes pins/line/hangers (A MUST)
#34. Coleman's Pump Repair Kit: 1(800) 835-3278
#35. Tuna Fish (in oil)
#36. Fire extinguishers (or.. large box of Baking soda
in every room...)
#37. First aid kits
#38. Batteries (all sizes...buy furthest-out for
Expiration Dates)
#39. Garlic, spices & vinegar, baking supplies
#40. BIG DOGS (and plenty of dog food)
#41. Flour, yeast & salt
#42. Matches (3 box/$1 .44 at WalMart: "Strike
Anywhere" preferred. Boxed, wooden matches will
go first.)
#43. Writing paper/pads/pencils/solar calculators
#44. Insulated ice chests (good for keeping items from
freezing in Wintertime)
#45. Workboots, belts, Levis & durable shirts
#46. Flashlights/LIGIITSTICKS & torches,
"No.76 Dietz" Lanterns
#47. Journals, Diaries & Scrapbooks (Jot down
ideas, feelings, experiences: Historic times!)
#48. Garbage cans Plastic (great for storage, water,
transporting - if with wheels)
#49. Men's Hygiene: Shampoo, Toothbrush/paste,
Mouthwash/floss, nail clippers,etc
#50. Cast iron cookware (sturdy, efficient)
#51. Fishing supplies/tools
#52. Mosquito coils/repellent sprays/creams
#53. Duct tape
#54. Tarps/stakes/twine/nails/rope/spikes
#55. Candles
#56. Laundry detergent (Liquid)
#57. Backpacks & Duffle bags
#58. Garden tools & supplies
#59. Scissors, fabrics & sewing supplies
#60. Canned Fruits, Veggies, Soups, stews, etc.
#61. Bleach (plain, NOT scented: 4 to 6% sodium hypochlorite)
#62. Canning supplies (Jars/lids/wax)
#63. Knives & Sharpening tools: files, stones, steel
#64. Bicycles...Tires/tubes/pumps/chains, etc.
#65. Sleeping bags & blankets/pillows/mats
#66. Carbon Monoxide Alarm (battery powered)
#67. Board Games Cards, Dice
#68. D-Con Rat poison, MOUSE PRUFE II, Roach Killer
#69. Mousetraps, Ant traps & cockroach magnets
#70. Paper plates/cups/utensils (stock up, folks...)
#71. Baby Wipes, oils, waterless & Anti-bacterial
soap (saves a lot of water)
#72. Rain gear, rubberized boots, etc.
#73. Shaving supplies (razors & creams, talc, after shave)
#74. Hand pumps & siphons (for water and for fuels)
#75. Soysauce, vinegar, boullions/gravy/soup base
#76. Reading glasses
#77. Chocolate/Cocoa/Tang/Punch (water enhancers)
#78. "Survival-in-a-Can"
#79. Woolen clothing, scarves/ear-muffs/mittens
#80. BSA - New version - Boy Scout Handbook (also, Leader's Catalog)
#81. Roll-on Window Insulation Kit (MANCO)
#82. Graham crackers, saltines, pretzels, Trail mix/Jerky
#83. Popcorn, Peanut Butter, Nuts
#84. Socks, Underwear, T-shirts, etc. (extras)
#85. Lumber (all types)
#86. Wagons & carts (for transport to & from open Flea markets)
#87. Cots & Inflatable mattresses (for extra guests)
#88. Gloves: Work/warming/gardening, etc.
#89. Lantern Hangers
#90. Screen Patches, glue, nails, screws, nuts & bolts
#91. Teas
#92. Coffee
#93. Cigarettes
#94. Wine/Liquors (for bribes, medicinal, etc.)
#95. Paraffin wax
#96. Glue, nails, nuts, bolts, screws, etc.
#97. Chewing gum/candies
#98. Atomizers (for cooling/bathing)
#99. Hats & cotton neckerchiefs
#100. Goats/chickens |
| Anonymous Coward
User ID: 296689
8/5/2008 12:21 PM | | Re: 100 Items to Disapper First in a Panic (probably in a recession/depression, too!) | Quote |
Wow! I better go shopping. |
| a
User ID: 470078
8/5/2008 12:51 PM | | Re: 100 Items to Disapper First in a Panic (probably in a recession/depression, too!) | Quote |
heh, heh
my favourites are:
popcorn
chewing gum
toilet paper
after shave
ok, that s enuff
fer now |
| Anonymous Coward
User ID: 473992
8/5/2008 12:59 PM | | Re: 100 Items to Disapper First in a Panic (probably in a recession/depression, too!) | Quote |
I have seen it around, and to be honest, I do not think it is a very good list. |
| Anonymous Coward
User ID: 166045
8/5/2008 1:02 PM | | Re: 100 Items to Disapper First in a Panic (probably in a recession/depression, too!) | Quote |
thanks for the list
great stuff to have if TSHTF |
| 9net
User ID: 479294
8/5/2008 1:06 PM | | Re: 100 Items to Disapper First in a Panic (probably in a recession/depression, too!) | Quote |
they forgot #0
Uncanny ability to handle stress of daily survival in lawless society. |
| Anonymous Coward
User ID: 479337
8/5/2008 1:24 PM | | Re: 100 Items to Disapper First in a Panic (probably in a recession/depression, too!) | Quote |
Where is the BIBLE on that list?
Are you kidding me Panic makes people read that book front to back and you dont even have it on the list..
weird |
| AmericanGirl
User ID: 479379
8/5/2008 1:27 PM | | Re: 100 Items to Disapper First in a Panic (probably in a recession/depression, too!) | Quote |
Great post, Pollyannuh...thanks. It helps to make sure we have everything we need just in case TSHTF.
I didn't see matches and/or butane lighters on the list...or at least some kind of fire starter.
Also, tubs (child wading pool type) to wash clothing. Tubs and basins for bathing and washing dishes.
My identify was stolen right here on GLP, WTF!!! |
| Kernal Kilgore
User ID: 317540
8/5/2008 1:42 PM | | Re: 100 Items to Disapper First in a Panic (probably in a recession/depression, too!) | Quote |
I didn't see corn cob holders on the list either! How we gonna eat corn? |
| Babe in a Bunker 
attempting to keep it real
User ID: 444648
8/5/2008 1:43 PM
 | | Re: 100 Items to Disapper First in a Panic (probably in a recession/depression, too!) | Quote |
Condoms. For all the panic sex.
Drop your panties, Sir William; I cannot wait 'til lunchtime |
| FAR
User ID: 412806
8/5/2008 1:45 PM | | Re: 100 Items to Disapper First in a Panic (probably in a recession/depression, too!) | Quote |
Condoms. For all the panic sex. Quoting: Babe in a Bunker
They're synthetic...
With wilderness survival skills, you're set for life.
Read - for thy sustainer is the most bountiful one, who has taught the use of the pen, taught man what he did not know!
Nay verily man becomes grossly overweening, whenever he believes himself to be self-sufficient: for behold unto thy sustainer all must return.
Quran 96:3-8
[link to www.islamicity.com]
__________
"Investors must look at this situation as a portfolio opportunity. If you have some extra land (condo developers and house flippers, listen closely), grow a vegetable garden, if you are ambitious, raise some sheep and cows, they will come in handy".
__________
How we got here: [link to www.hundredyearlie.com]
Cure: [link to www.youtube.com]
__________
Plasma aliens: [link to www.plasmametaphysics.com]
__________
Were your ancestors pedophiles? [link to www.youtube.com]
__________
[link to www.terrorism-illuminati.com] |
| Babe in a Bunker
attempting to keep it real
User ID: 444648
8/5/2008 1:45 PM
| | Re: 100 Items to Disapper First in a Panic (probably in a recession/depression, too!) | Quote |
Condoms. For all the panic sex.
They're synthetic...
With wilderness survival skills, you're set for life. Quoting: FAR
Still. I would hate to survive the apocalypse only to get an STD.
Drop your panties, Sir William; I cannot wait 'til lunchtime |
| dookie stain
User ID: 317540
8/5/2008 1:48 PM | | Re: 100 Items to Disapper First in a Panic (probably in a recession/depression, too!) | Quote |
Condoms. For all the panic sex. Quoting: Babe in a Bunker
Stock on latex gloves....multi use prep....they also work as 5 shot condoms.... |
| Sireen-reborn
User ID: 472239
8/5/2008 1:50 PM
 | | Re: 100 Items to Disapper First in a Panic (probably in a recession/depression, too!) | Quote |
Um hello....MIDOL!!!!
anything after 'but' is bullshit!
[link to www.myspace.com] |
| Anonymous Coward
User ID: 479318
8/5/2008 1:50 PM | | Re: 100 Items to Disapper First in a Panic (probably in a recession/depression, too!) | Quote |
Where is the BIBLE on that list?
Are you kidding me Panic makes people read that book front to back and you dont even have it on the list..
weird Quoting: Anonymous Coward 479337
i've read it from cover to cover many times. too bad christians don't. |
| FAR
User ID: 412806
8/5/2008 3:51 PM | | Re: 100 Items to Disapper First in a Panic (probably in a recession/depression, too!) | Quote |
Condoms. For all the panic sex.
They're synthetic...
With wilderness survival skills, you're set for life.
Still. I would hate to survive the apocalypse only to get an STD. Quoting: Babe in a Bunker
Necrophilia isn't recommended.
Read - for thy sustainer is the most bountiful one, who has taught the use of the pen, taught man what he did not know!
Nay verily man becomes grossly overweening, whenever he believes himself to be self-sufficient: for behold unto thy sustainer all must return.
Quran 96:3-8
[link to www.islamicity.com]
__________
"Investors must look at this situation as a portfolio opportunity. If you have some extra land (condo developers and house flippers, listen closely), grow a vegetable garden, if you are ambitious, raise some sheep and cows, they will come in handy".
__________
How we got here: [link to www.hundredyearlie.com]
Cure: [link to www.youtube.com]
__________
Plasma aliens: [link to www.plasmametaphysics.com]
__________
Were your ancestors pedophiles? [link to www.youtube.com]
__________
[link to www.terrorism-illuminati.com] |
| Anonymous Coward
User ID: 471491
8/5/2008 4:11 PM | | Re: 100 Items to Disapper First in a Panic (probably in a recession/depression, too!) | Quote |
Already posted MULTIPLE times over the past few months.
. |
| anonymous ymous
User ID: 479249
8/5/2008 5:10 PM | | Re: 100 Items to Disapper First in a Panic (probably in a recession/depression, too!) | Quote |
thanks op |
| Anonymous Coward
User ID: 491560
8/26/2008 4:57 PM | | Re: 100 Items to Disapper First in a Panic (probably in a recession/depression, too!) | Quote |
Time to drag this one out again.
100 Items to Disappear First in A Panic
By Joseph Almond
#1. Generators (Good ones cost dearly. Gas storage,
risky. Noisy..target of thieves; maintenance, etc.)
#2. Water Filters/Purifiers
#3. Portable Toilets
#4. Seasoned Firewood (About $100 per cord; wood takes
6 - 12 mos. to become dried, for home uses.)
#5. Lamp Oil, Wicks, Lamps (First choice: Buy CLEAR
oil. If scarce, stockpile ANY!)
#6. Coleman Fuel (URGENT $2.69-$3.99/gal. Impossible
to stockpile too much.)
#7. Guns, Ammunition, Pepper Spray, Knives, Clubs,
Bats & Slingshots
#8. Hand-Can openers & hand egg beaters, whisks
(Life savers!)
#9. Honey/Syrups/white, brown sugars
#10. Rice - Beans - Wheat (White rice is now $12.95 -
50# bag. Sam's Club, stock depleted often.)
#11. Vegetable oil (for cooking) (Without it food burns/must be boiled,
etc
)
#12. Charcoal & Lighter fluid (Will become scarce suddenly.)
#13. Water containers (Urgent Item to obtain. Any
size. Small: HARD CLEAR PLASTIC ONLY)
#14. Mini Heater head (Propane) (Without this item,
propane won't heat a room.)
#15. Grain Grinder (Non-electric)
#16. Propane Cylinders
#17. Michael Hyatt's Y2K Survival Guide (BEST single handbook for sound
advice/tips.)
#18. Mantles: Aladdin, Coleman, etc. (Without this
item, longer-term lighting is difficult.)
#19. Baby Supplies: Diapers/formula/ointments/aspirin, etc
#20. Washboards, Mop Bucket w/wringer (for Laundry)
#21. Cookstoves (Propane, Coleman & Kerosene)
#22. Vitamins (Critical, due 10 Y2K-forced daily
canned food diets.)
#23. Propane Cylinder Handle-Holder (Urgent: Small
canister use is dangerous without this item.)
#24. Feminine Hygiene/Haircare/Skin products
#25. Thermal underwear (Tops and bottoms)
#26. Bow saws, axes and hatchets & Wedges (also,
honing oil)
#27. Aluminum foil Reg. & Hvy. Duty (Great Cooking
& Barter item)
#28. Gasoline containers (Plastic or Metal)
#29. Garbage bags (Impossible to have too many.)
#30. Toilet Paper, Kleenex, paper towels
#31. Milk - Powdered & Condensed (Shake liquid
every 3 to 4 months.)
#32. Garden seeds (Non-hybrid) (A MUST)
#33. Clothes pins/line/hangers (A MUST)
#34. Coleman's Pump Repair Kit: 1(800) 835-3278
#35. Tuna Fish (in oil)
#36. Fire extinguishers (or.. large box of Baking soda
in every room...)
#37. First aid kits
#38. Batteries (all sizes...buy furthest-out for
Expiration Dates)
#39. Garlic, spices & vinegar, baking supplies
#40. BIG DOGS (and plenty of dog food)
#41. Flour, yeast & salt
#42. Matches (3 box/$1 .44 at WalMart: "Strike
Anywhere" preferred. Boxed, wooden matches will
go first.)
#43. Writing paper/pads/pencils/solar calculators
#44. Insulated ice chests (good for keeping items from
freezing in Wintertime)
#45. Workboots, belts, Levis & durable shirts
#46. Flashlights/LIGIITSTICKS & torches,
"No.76 Dietz" Lanterns
#47. Journals, Diaries & Scrapbooks (Jot down
ideas, feelings, experiences: Historic times!)
#48. Garbage cans Plastic (great for storage, water,
transporting - if with wheels)
#49. Men's Hygiene: Shampoo, Toothbrush/paste,
Mouthwash/floss, nail clippers,etc
#50. Cast iron cookware (sturdy, efficient)
#51. Fishing supplies/tools
#52. Mosquito coils/repellent sprays/creams
#53. Duct tape
#54. Tarps/stakes/twine/nails/rope/spikes
#55. Candles
#56. Laundry detergent (Liquid)
#57. Backpacks & Duffle bags
#58. Garden tools & supplies
#59. Scissors, fabrics & sewing supplies
#60. Canned Fruits, Veggies, Soups, stews, etc.
#61. Bleach (plain, NOT scented: 4 to 6% sodium hypochlorite)
#62. Canning supplies (Jars/lids/wax)
#63. Knives & Sharpening tools: files, stones, steel
#64. Bicycles...Tires/tubes/pumps/chains, etc.
#65. Sleeping bags & blankets/pillows/mats
#66. Carbon Monoxide Alarm (battery powered)
#67. Board Games Cards, Dice
#68. D-Con Rat poison, MOUSE PRUFE II, Roach Killer
#69. Mousetraps, Ant traps & cockroach magnets
#70. Paper plates/cups/utensils (stock up, folks...)
#71. Baby Wipes, oils, waterless & Anti-bacterial
soap (saves a lot of water)
#72. Rain gear, rubberized boots, etc.
#73. Shaving supplies (razors & creams, talc, after shave)
#74. Hand pumps & siphons (for water and for fuels)
#75. Soysauce, vinegar, boullions/gravy/soup base
#76. Reading glasses
#77. Chocolate/Cocoa/Tang/Punch (water enhancers)
#78. "Survival-in-a-Can"
#79. Woolen clothing, scarves/ear-muffs/mittens
#80. BSA - New version - Boy Scout Handbook (also, Leader's Catalog)
#81. Roll-on Window Insulation Kit (MANCO)
#82. Graham crackers, saltines, pretzels, Trail mix/Jerky
#83. Popcorn, Peanut Butter, Nuts
#84. Socks, Underwear, T-shirts, etc. (extras)
#85. Lumber (all types)
#86. Wagons & carts (for transport to & from open Flea markets)
#87. Cots & Inflatable mattresses (for extra guests)
#88. Gloves: Work/warming/gardening, etc.
#89. Lantern Hangers
#90. Screen Patches, glue, nails, screws, nuts & bolts
#91. Teas
#92. Coffee
#93. Cigarettes
#94. Wine/Liquors (for bribes, medicinal, etc.)
#95. Paraffin wax
#96. Glue, nails, nuts, bolts, screws, etc.
#97. Chewing gum/candies
#98. Atomizers (for cooling/bathing)
#99. Hats & cotton neckerchiefs
#100. Goats/chickens Quoting: Pollyannuh |
| Afraid of EBEs!
User ID: 384893
8/26/2008 5:32 PM
 | | Re: 100 Items to Disapper First in a Panic (probably in a recession/depression, too!) | Quote |
Condoms. For all the panic sex.
Stock on latex gloves....multi use prep....they also work as 5 shot condoms.... Quoting: dookie stain 317540
That must be a super stretch glove dookie. You might stretch a hole in it! I have the feeling that you might have tried this out adventuring across the world. Eager, Sexy chick, speak no english, SF dude will craft a condom out of thin air.
I've been through more life challenges than most. The best lesson I have learned is to get back up each time I end up on my face. With intelligence and determination, I can overcome any obstacle. |
| Frigg Stuyvesant
User ID: 398933
8/26/2008 5:50 PM
 | | Re: 100 Items to Disapper First in a Panic (probably in a recession/depression, too!) | Quote |
Time to drag this one out again.
100 Items to Disappear First in A Panic
By Joseph Almond Quoting: Pollyannuh
This list has been floating around and being added to all along.I added to it some and still am privately.When I finish I will post the updated and redone list.
Good work keep it up.
I have no idea who Joseph Almond is.
Maybe the original poster maybe just some guy.
It couldn't hurt for anyone to at least consider these things and get a game plan for when TSHTF. |
| Anonymous Coward
User ID: 491684
8/26/2008 8:55 PM | | Re: 100 Items to Disapper First in a Panic (probably in a recession/depression, too!) | Quote |
I will be needing Vaseline.....Lots and lots Vaseline!!! 55 Gallon drums if possible. |
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