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Oh boy...remember that woman that sold her house to clone her dog?

 
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Oh boy...remember that woman that sold her house to clone her dog?
Well apparently she's got some history to her!!!

Cloned-Dog Owner Denies She Is Alleged Rapist, Kidnapper of Mormon Missionary
Thursday, August 07, 2008

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Aug. 5: Bernann McKinney holds one of the five puppies cloned from her dead pit bull, Booger, in Seoul, South Korea.
The woman who had her pet dog cloned by South Korean scientists flatly denied early Thursday that she was a bail jumper accused of sexually assaulting and kidnapping a male Mormon missionary more than 30 years ago in Surrey, England.

Rumors have been circulating about the true identity of Bernann McKinney, who this week appeared in Seoul with her five cloned pit bull puppies. She and her dogs have been featured in publications around the world since the ground-breaking procedure.

McKinney, who says that she lives in Hollywood, Calif., denied that she was actually Joyce McKinney, who was charged at Epsom Magistrates’ Court in 1977 with false imprisonment. Pictures of Joyce McKinney surfaced, bearing a strong resemblance to Bernann McKinney.

The story of Joyce McKinney is nothing if it is not larger than life. She was accused of kidnapping and sexually assaulting the 238-pound Kirk Anderson, a Mormon missionary, who had become the object of her passionate affections.

After a brief affair in the United States, Joyce McKinney, then 28, seems to have tracked Anderson, then 19, to Ewell in Surrey, where he had been posted for two years as a door-to-door Mormon missionary.


With the help of a friend she is alleged to have kidnapped him and chained him to a bed in a remote cottage. After apparently failing to persuade him to marry her and father her children she then seems to have forced him to have sex with her. He finally escaped and she was arrested.

Anderson was said to have been wearing a Mormon chastity belt at the time of his kidnapping. Joyce McKinney is also said to have read him religious texts and played him romantic tapes before sexually stimulating him. In her defense, she claimed that it was a bondage game played with his full consent. According to Anderson, after he eventually promised to marry her she loosened his chains and he then escaped.

After three months on remand in Holloway Prison she was released on bail because of failing mental health. She then fled the country using a false passport and was never extradited to stand trial.

Thursday morning from Seoul as she prepared for a television interview Bernann McKinney flatly denied that she was the mysterious Joyce McKinney. “That’s garbage, that’s rot,” she said. “If that is what you want to talk about then I don’t want to talk to you. If you print that rot I will sue you.”
anything after 'but' is bullshit!

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Re: Oh boy...remember that woman that sold her house to clone her dog?
male Mormon missionary? lol......stop 'Sireen' this is too much.....you are cracking me up today!
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Re: Oh boy...remember that woman that sold her house to clone her dog?
chuckle It's not me, I swear! I couldn't make UP this shit! LMAO!
anything after 'but' is bullshit!

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Re: Oh boy...remember that woman that sold her house to clone her dog?
chuckle It's not me, I swear! I couldn't make UP this shit! LMAO!
 Quoting: Sireen-reborn

I know....too funny! And btw, what's a "Mormon chastity belt"? Roflmao......????
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I have no clue...I never even knew MEN had chastity belts!!!!
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I have no clue...I never even knew MEN had chastity belts!!!!
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Isn't a 'chastity belt' where the guy takes another belt of beer? :)
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chuckle

I'm trying..I'm really trying to think of a comeback for that! LMAO!
anything after 'but' is bullshit!

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"Mormon chastity belt".....maybe those are like "temple pants"......no ball room(billiards not allowed)! tomato
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"Mormon chastity belt".....maybe those are like "temple pants"......no ball room(billiards not allowed)! tomato
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uughhhhhh that was awful! FUNNY but awful! laugh
anything after 'but' is bullshit!

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Re: Oh boy...remember that woman that sold her house to clone her dog?
Well I can just picture the poor little mormon missionary: "Don't!"........"Stop!"......."Don't!........"Stop!".........​..."Don't Stop, Don't Stop, Don't Stop!".....lol
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08/07/2008 12:44 PM
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Re: Oh boy...remember that woman that sold her house to clone her dog?
Oh, I remember that case. It caused a lot of giggles as I recall. It wasn't funny for the man involved though.
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Re: Oh boy...remember that woman that sold her house to clone her dog?
238-pound Kirk Anderson, a Mormon missionary......chained him to a bed in a remote cottage.
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Ok, seriously; what's wrong with this picture?

Granted, they said she had help chaining him to the bed, but where was the Mormon missionary's partner during this whole time?......or was he the help? lol.......they always go in two's!

And a "remote cottage"?

Something just doesn't sound right with this story........somebodies trying to get some publicity or something IMO!
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And by the way: There's no such thing as a "Mormon chastity belt"!!!!!!
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Re: Oh boy...remember that woman that sold her house to clone her dog?
Exactly....a 238 pound man CANNOT be kidnapped...only coerced <sp>.
anything after 'but' is bullshit!

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238 pounds? Thats a big boy! I'm not buying it! You don't chain a guy that big without his consent!
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lmao! hf
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Re: Oh boy...remember that woman that sold her house to clone her dog?
lmao! hf
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chuckle rose
anything after 'but' is bullshit!

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Re: Oh boy...remember that woman that sold her house to clone her dog?
chuckle It's not me, I swear! I couldn't make UP this shit! LMAO!

I know....too funny! And btw, what's a "Mormon chastity belt"? Roflmao......????
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I don't know, but more men should wear them. LOL
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Re: Oh boy...remember that woman that sold her house to clone her dog?
OMG laugh IT GETS BETTER!!!

She used, Chloriphorn..<sp> Mink Handcuffs, the book The Joy of Sex, and a nun's custume!!!!!!!

WOW!

[link to www.foxnews.com]

The video here has the story and pics!
anything after 'but' is bullshit!

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Re: Oh boy...remember that woman that sold her house to clone her dog?
OMG laugh IT GETS BETTER!!!

She used, Chloriphorn..<sp> Mink Handcuffs, the book The Joy of Sex, and a nun's custume!!!!!!!

WOW!

[link to www.foxnews.com]

The video here has the story and pics!
 Quoting: Sireen-reborn

And what puzzled the press was how she got away with it all???

lol....yeah puzzles me too....lol
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08/07/2008 01:39 PM
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Re: Oh boy...remember that woman that sold her house to clone her dog?
This just in: The Mormon Missionary was quoted as saying: "I loved my mission.......would do it again if they'd let me, and again, and again, and again, and again!"


Just kidding folks: He didn't really say that.....my bad! lol

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