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Victoria Osteen victimized by Satan

 
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Victoria Osteen victimized by Satan
There is absolutely no doubt that a lazy left wing evil satanic jackal is wasting our hard earned money by attacking one of the most righteous families in the universe. These liberal demons will stoop as low as their scum infested breath will carry them. Victoria will prevail with the grace of God and glory and honor and power will prevail in the Kingdom as the evil gargoyle welfare case is drop kicked into the lake of fire! rant God bless you and God bless America!
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Re: Victoria Osteen victimized by Satan
Her and her husband are scumbags that profit from "God's Work."

Remember when Jesus threw the merchants out of the temple?

Good.

Insert that moral lesson here.
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Re: Victoria Osteen victimized by Satan
Her and her husband are scumbags that profit from "God's Work."

Remember when Jesus through the merchants out of the temple?

Good.

Insert that moral lesson here.
 Quoting: markusmaximus

Spoken like a true illiterate liberal.
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Re: Victoria Osteen victimized by Satan
Her and her husband are scumbags that profit from "God's Work."

Remember when Jesus through the merchants out of the temple?

Good.

Insert that moral lesson here.

Spoken like a true illiterate liberal.
 Quoting: Mr. President


Eh. THREW.

Sorry, when you post on lots of threads, it happens.

Now, try something that's not as childish as making fun of a grammatical error, and defend the completely unrighteous idea of profiting from "God's Work."
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Re: Victoria Osteen victimized by Satan
I have seen her picture and I personally would like to victimize her......
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Re: Victoria Osteen victimized by Satan
I have seen her picture and I personally would like to victimize her......
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In her Mercedes? Or her BMW?
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Re: Victoria Osteen victimized by Satan
We need more people teaching on the righteousness of God. What do you count as credible? Is it OK for Hillary Clinton to profit from lies and deception?
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Re: Victoria Osteen victimized by Satan
There is absolutely no doubt that a lazy left wing evil satanic jackal is wasting our hard earned money by attacking one of the most righteous families in the universe. These liberal demons will stoop as low as their scum infested breath will carry them. Victoria will prevail with the grace of God and glory and honor and power will prevail in the Kingdom as the evil gargoyle welfare case is drop kicked into the lake of fire! rant God bless you and God bless America!
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You are such an ape-brained sheep.
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Re: Victoria Osteen victimized by Satan
hey weren't you the crazy nut that went into a Universalist church, oh wait..there are MORE of you???
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Re: Victoria Osteen victimized by Satan
Her and her husband are scumbags that profit from "God's Work."

Remember when Jesus threw the merchants out of the temple?

Good.

Insert that moral lesson here.
 Quoting: markusmaximus


Joel Osteen is an excellent speaker and since when is it wrong for people to make a living by running a church? I watch Joel Osteen every Sunday morning on television and find him to be inspiring every single time I listen to one of his sermons. He's an excellent speaker and a Man of God. I think it is great he reaches out to so many people.


 [link to www.joelosteen.com] 


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Re: Victoria Osteen victimized by Satan
Yes, Joel Osteen is Satan, and I'm sure he "victimizes" her quite a bit....
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I have seen her picture and I personally would like to victimize her......


In her Mercedes? Or her BMW?
 Quoting: markusmaximus


Her picture was in the Dallas Morning News today.
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Re: Victoria Osteen victimized by Satan
We need more people teaching on the righteousness of God. What do you count as credible? Is it OK for Hillary Clinton to profit from lies and deception?
 Quoting: Mr. President


Clinton is not doing it in GOD'S name...

These people, like the Osteens, don't imitate Jesus' example, which Christians are supposed to do.

People like the Osteens are always after the money. And the TAX SHELTER provided by being in the "clergy."

Religious zealots often bypass the discussion of the compensation provided to "clergy." Particularly the scum televangelist type.
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Re: Victoria Osteen victimized by Satan
Her and her husband are scumbags that profit from "God's Work."

Remember when Jesus threw the merchants out of the temple?

Good.

Insert that moral lesson here.


Joel Osteen is an excellent speaker and since when is it wrong for people to make a living by running a church? I watch Joel Osteen every Sunday morning on television and find him to be inspiring every single time I listen to one of his sermons. He's an excellent speaker and a Man of God. I think it is great he reaches out to so many people.


 [link to www.joelosteen.com] 


 Quoting: AmericanGirl


Profiting from religion is disgusting.
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Re: Victoria Osteen victimized by Satan
Check out her picture here:

[link to abcnews.go.com]

Now tell me she doesn't look like some repressed, sex-crazed pentecostal chick.....
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Looks like she's being victimized by Satan right here--victimized right in the ol' stinkeye.
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Re: Victoria Osteen victimized by Satan
We need more people teaching on the righteousness of God. What do you count as credible? Is it OK for Hillary Clinton to profit from lies and deception?
 Quoting: Mr. President


They aren't Christians because they do not live their lives as an example of Christianity.

There are hungry, naked folks all over the world. They should give their money to the less fortunate.

Easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle, than a wealthy man to enter the Kingdom of God.

If you are a true Christian, you don't need wealth anyway.
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Re: Victoria Osteen victimized by Satan
OP, tell me something else:

How in the HELL is it "Satan's" fault that this money-grubbing pastor's wife assaulted a flight attendant?
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Re: Victoria Osteen victimized by Satan
Her and her husband are scumbags that profit from "God's Work."

Remember when Jesus threw the merchants out of the temple?

Good.

Insert that moral lesson here.


Joel Osteen is an excellent speaker and since when is it wrong for people to make a living by running a church? I watch Joel Osteen every Sunday morning on television and find him to be inspiring every single time I listen to one of his sermons. He's an excellent speaker and a Man of God. I think it is great he reaches out to so many people.


 [link to www.joelosteen.com] 




Profiting from religion is disgusting.
 Quoting: markusmaximus


Everyone has a right to make a living. I think you are just a jealous person markusmaximus. Even your avatar gives me the creeps. Pastor Osteen is an inspired Man of God and a great speaker. He has helped me through more difficult times in my life than I can list. He really sees people and he knows how to communicate his inspiring messages.

Markusmaximus, and OP, I can't believe that people stoop so low as to try and trash one of the great leaders of our time.

:joelo: Pastor Joel Osteen, Lakewood Church, Houston, TX

[link to www.joelosteen.com]
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Re: Victoria Osteen victimized by Satan
If you are a true Christian, you don't need wealth anyway.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 480506


What, you didn't know that Jesus had a palatial mansion and several SUVs and luxury sedans?

Additionally, Jesus vacationed in some of the most grand spots of the world.
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Re: Victoria Osteen victimized by Satan
Her and her husband are scumbags that profit from "God's Work."

Remember when Jesus threw the merchants out of the temple?

Good.

Insert that moral lesson here.


Joel Osteen is an excellent speaker and since when is it wrong for people to make a living by running a church? I watch Joel Osteen every Sunday morning on television and find him to be inspiring every single time I listen to one of his sermons. He's an excellent speaker and a Man of God. I think it is great he reaches out to so many people.


 [link to www.joelosteen.com] 


 Quoting: AmericanGirl


Good lord, you are one of those Osteen sheep. lol
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Re: Victoria Osteen victimized by Satan
Her and her husband are scumbags that profit from "God's Work."

Remember when Jesus threw the merchants out of the temple?

Good.

Insert that moral lesson here.


Joel Osteen is an excellent speaker and since when is it wrong for people to make a living by running a church? I watch Joel Osteen every Sunday morning on television and find him to be inspiring every single time I listen to one of his sermons. He's an excellent speaker and a Man of God. I think it is great he reaches out to so many people.


 [link to www.joelosteen.com] 




Good lord, you are one of those Osteen sheep. lol
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 376196



American Girl has proved time and time again that she isn't exactly the uh, brightest bulb in the chandelier.

Sun still rising and setting in the wrong place, AG?
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Looks like she's being victimized by Satan right here--victimized right in the ol' stinkeye.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 192998


Linky no worky.....
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Re: Victoria Osteen victimized by Satan
Everyone has a right to make a living. I think you are just a jealous person markusmaximus. Even your avatar gives me the creeps. Pastor Osteen is an inspired Man of God and a great speaker. He has helped me through more difficult times in my life than I can list. He really sees people and he knows how to communicate his inspiring messages.

Markusmaximus, and OP, I can't believe that people stoop so low as to try and trash one of the great leaders of our time.

:joelo: Pastor Joel Osteen, Lakewood Church, Houston, TX

[link to www.joelosteen.com]
 Quoting: AmericanGirl


BELIEVE ME, I'm not jealous. What reason is there to be jealous?

I suppose if my goal was to mislead thousands of people based on my own interpretation of scripture, then I suppose I'd feel envy.

But that's not the case.

"GREAT LEADERS OF OUR TIME??????" Are you FUCKING kidding me?

You do know why this flap started, RIGHT?

Joel Osteen's BITCH wife got into an argument with a flight attendant over a STAIN on her FIRST CLASS SEAT.

YEAH, JESUS ALWAYS FLEW FIRST CLASS.

skull_fing

And my avatar says, "BOO!"
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Re: Victoria Osteen victimized by Satan
If you can't see the obvious extortion attempt here then may I suggest Genesis 19:11, Deuteronomy 28:28, Zechariah 12:4, Romans 11:25 and Ephesians 4:18. These scriptures will help you deal with your spiritual bondage in darkness and assist you in breaking free from your deceitful evil ignorance.
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Re: Victoria Osteen victimized by Satan
If you can't see the obvious extortion attempt here then may I suggest Genesis 19:11, Deuteronomy 28:28, Zechariah 12:4, Romans 11:25 and Ephesians 4:18. These scriptures will help you deal with your spiritual bondage in darkness and assist you in breaking free from your deceitful evil ignorance.
 Quoting: Mr. President


Religious Zealot Tactic # 1:
Hurl Scriptures at those in "darkness."
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Re: Victoria Osteen victimized by Satan
We need more people teaching on the righteousness of God. What do you count as credible? Is it OK for Hillary Clinton to profit from lies and deception?


They aren't Christians because they do not live their lives as an example of Christianity.

There are hungry, naked folks all over the world. They should give their money to the less fortunate.

Easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle, than a wealthy man to enter the Kingdom of God.

If you are a true Christian, you don't need wealth anyway.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 480506


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Quoting Pastor Joel Osteen
"We’re not supposed to be in fight mode all the time.

We all have battles we can choose to engage in each day. There are small petty battles and then there are battles that come across our path that can launch us into our God given destinies. The difference between the two is one type of battle will distract and drain you from the strength you’ll need for the real battle that’s important to fight; the battle standing between you and your God given destiny.

Find out how to learn which battles are really worth fighting by listening to this week’s message, “Recognizing What Battles to Fight.” We appreciate your gift and remember, your gift is helping others around the world find the true hope found in Christ Jesus."

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Re: Victoria Osteen victimized by Satan
You do know why this flap started, RIGHT?

Joel Osteen's BITCH wife got into an argument with a flight attendant over a STAIN on her FIRST CLASS SEAT.

YEAH, JESUS ALWAYS FLEW FIRST CLASS.

 Quoting: markusmaximus


Hello? Anyone want to address this???
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Looks like she's being victimized by Satan right here--victimized right in the ol' stinkeye.


Linky no worky.....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18328



It's the Debil!!!!



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[link to www.boardgames.com]
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Looks like she's being victimized by Satan right here--victimized right in the ol' stinkeye.


Linky no worky.....



It's the Debil!!!!



[link to tinypic.com]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 192998



God damn you evil demon bitch, why won't your picture work?


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