Married Women Hate Sex

Maybe that's because most married men don't even TRY to get laid?

Do you still do all the little things that you did when you were dating? Or first married?

I mean, the last thing on her mind is getting your lazy, pudgy dick off...

Maybe if you bought her flowers, made her/take her out to dinner, etc...

???


Smart man.

Maybe that's because most married men don't even TRY to get laid?

Do you still do all the little things that you did when you were dating? Or first married?

I mean, the last thing on her mind is getting your lazy, pudgy dick off...

Maybe if you bought her flowers, made her/take her out to dinner, etc...

???


And why the hell does it always have to be on the man's shoulders? I thought we were in the 21st century? Women can vote, right?

I feel sorry for all the poor sexless suckers not getting their knob polished. My wife wants it more than me....so when I'm really tired, OUT COME THE TOYS. Also we live in a house but 1 mile away have a mobile home fixed up as our "pleasure Palace". Red curtains, waterbed, mirrors on the ceiling, a drawer full of various sex toys...NICE.
It's great to be able to hop in the car and go to a place 5 minutes away that your kids don't know about and is fixed up exactly the way YOU want it.

tell me what man has to time, energy or money to keep doing all that SHIT when there's a mortgage payment to be made, bills to be paid and food to be bought. and here I've been thinking that buying the wife a nice house was a little more romantic than dead plants or dinner at some bistro where its a spin of the wheel as to what kind of food borne illness you'll contract. and how come its not expected of the wife to continue to do the "little things" she did when you were dating? like blowjobs.

Maybe that's because most married men don't even TRY to get laid?

Do you still do all the little things that you did when you were dating? Or first married?

I mean, the last thing on her mind is getting your lazy, pudgy dick off...

Maybe if you bought her flowers, made her/take her out to dinner, etc...

???

Maybe that's because most married men don't even TRY to get laid?

Do you still do all the little things that you did when you were dating? Or first married?

I mean, the last thing on her mind is getting your lazy, pudgy dick off...

Maybe if you bought her flowers, made her/take her out to dinner, etc...

???


And why the hell does it always have to be on the man's shoulders? I thought we were in the 21st century? Women can vote, right?

If I wanted to earn sex I'd pay for it.

I feel sorry for all the poor sexless suckers not getting their knob polished. My wife wants it more than me....so when I'm really tired, OUT COME THE TOYS. Also we live in a house but 1 mile away have a mobile home fixed up as our "pleasure Palace". Red curtains, waterbed, mirrors on the ceiling, a drawer full of various sex toys...NICE.
It's great to be able to hop in the car and go to a place 5 minutes away that your kids don't know about and is fixed up exactly the way YOU want it.[googlevid]

That sounds like a GREAT idea for people with kids. The article said there is a decline after kids and it's because kids are a distraction and you're worried about them walking in. I bet it's nice to have a place where you can do what you want as loud as you want.

"I don't think looking down at your cock, which you've exposed as a "come on," does the trick for most women."

>>You would be surprised...

tell me what man has to time, energy or money to keep doing all that SHIT when there's a mortgage payment to be made, bills to be paid and food to be bought. and here I've been thinking that buying the wife a nice house was a little more romantic than dead plants or dinner at some bistro where its a spin of the wheel as to what kind of food borne illness you'll contract. and how come its not expected of the wife to continue to do the "little things" she did when you were dating? like blowjobs.

Ok cheap shit. How about free stuff like taking a nice walk together and holding her hand, giving her a massage. Again, you ungrateful assholes cannot see what your wife does for you every day. I'm guessing you don't get a blowjob because you don't deserve one.

Ok cheap shit. How about free stuff like taking a nice walk together and holding her hand, giving her a massage. Again, you ungrateful assholes cannot see what your wife does for you every day. I'm guessing you don't get a blowjob because you don't deserve one.

If I wanted to earn sex I'd pay for it.

I'm married...and enjoy sex at LEAST every other day...

sometimes everyday...but hubby's well hung and after a whole week of it, it's a little uncomfortable.

If I wanted to earn sex I'd pay for it.



WHAT the FUCK does that mean?

She's just supposed to get you off..."because?"

She's not a man.

Women actually mix a little thing called EMOTION into sex.

Until you figure that out, you'll fuck your HAND more times than you'll ever fuck your WIFE.

Seriously, Mark and the rest of you, if she is not ready to go most evening(within reason of course) then you are doing it wrong. If you aren't hitting the right spots then she won't be interested.. if you ARE hitting the right spots.. she will be ready to go anytime they want it.

Part of the unhappiness in long term couples (married or not) is that there is a FUNDAMENTAL difference in gender makeup.

Women tend to define the relationship in EMOTIONAL terms.

Men tend to define the relationship in SEXUAL terms.

You can see, then, that we have the POTENTIAL for some let-down on both sides.

Men: All of this CAN be solved if YOU take simple actions. Do the things that the ladies in this thread are mentioning.

Don't you ENJOY taking her for walks?
Don't you WANT to buy her some flowers, just because you love her?

Since she equates the happiness of her relationship with the EMOTIONAL quality of the relationship, make sure that you are doing the things that encourage her to feel content in these areas.

If she (consciously or unconsciously) makes a connection in her brain that you'd rather fuck her than take care of her, she will start to feel like you're using for her sex only.

That is a MAJOR turnoff to MOST women (except for DAMAGED GOODS) and they won't have sex with you anymore.

Until you start doing the things to make her feel like an appreciated, loved woman.

If I wanted to earn sex I'd pay for it.



WHAT the FUCK does that mean?

She's just supposed to get you off..."because?"

She's not a man.

Women actually mix a little thing called EMOTION into sex.

Until you figure that out, you'll fuck your HAND more times than you'll ever fuck your WIFE.


Hey man, I love your tactic to get the pussy here. Awesome. Man points for you, seriously. Great work.

Truth is that most men do lots of things for women, little things, "warming up the oven" so to speak, and it still falls flat many, many times. It works both ways. We're both tired many times. We should make love because we love each other.

Maybe that's because most married men don't even TRY to get laid?

Do you still do all the little things that you did when you were dating? Or first married?

I mean, the last thing on her mind is getting your lazy, pudgy dick off...

Maybe if you bought her flowers, made her/take her out to dinner, etc...

???


And why the hell does it always have to be on the man's shoulders? I thought we were in the 21st century? Women can vote, right?


VOTING? What's that got to do with ANYTHING we're discussing here???

Women are different from men, or did you forget that?

A woman is NOT going to dwell on sex NEARLY as much as a man.

That's a BIT of a generalization, but one that typically holds true.

If you are a man and you want to have sex more often than your female partner, you need to put her brain in the mood.

I don't think looking down at your cock, which you've exposed as a "come on," does the trick for most women.

Treat her right. If you're a guy, you know what that means.

And if the problem is that you want a partner that wants as much sex as you, I'd humbly suggest that you find an amiable MALE partner and become gay.

At least that way you'll have someone who thinks about sex as much as you.

You're an idiot.

So the man is supposed to do romantic things to get sex?

Well, then I say the woman needs to have sex to have men do romantic things. Fucking hypocrites. Lazy, crotchety women. Like I said, no wonder so many men cheat on their wives.

I blame porn for a lot of this. It makes it so easy for guys to get a bizarre notion of sex and their "normal" likes and turn on's tend to change as they ratchet up their porn from mild to freak show.

Then, over time, the mrs is just kinda, eh, whatever. Vanilla just doesn't do for them anymore. This translates into being less likely to put the effort (work) into "getting in a womans head" (seduction), which is really what it take to turn us on. Forplay, smoreplay, if our brain is turned on, we'll pop. If you can seduce her mind (find what little turn ons she's embarrassed to share, then whisper it back to her in a scenario that includes her)she will want it.

But alas, i think it's like Joey on Friends when he and Ross were getting the free porn - "I walked into the bank and the teller didn't even try to do me!"... It's time to turn off the porn.

You're an idiot.

So the man is supposed to do romantic things to get sex?

Well, then I say the woman needs to have sex to have men do romantic things. Fucking hypocrites. Lazy, crotchety women. Like I said, no wonder so many men cheat on their wives.