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Experiencing increased paranoia?

The concept of the 'reptilian agenda' seems more feasible, even outright real to you now than it was say a year ago when you thought it was some contrived bollocks to fill a niche in the conspiracy market?

Alex Jones (et al) shows you used to listen to are now tame, even laughable, compared to the regular rantings of the GLP self-made prophets of doom forecasting tumult and upheavel of biblical proportions none of which the world has ever experienced nor will be experienced again??? *pant*

Well friends if this is you (or worse), YOU ARE NOT ALONE :)

Independent research indicates that 1 out of every 80 persons suffers from GLP addiction. These studies also show a direct link between frequent GLP forum activity and an increase in sales of tin foil.

The effects of GLP abuse cannot be understated. Sufferers experience episodes (sometimes days at a time) of sleeplessness, delusions of grandeur (many a prophet has been forged in the bowels of GLP), and .. umm .. lots of other things.

Those with GLP addiction also suffer irrepairable social damage whilst being ridiculed, scorned, and farted on - all on account of GLP addiction. In some cases, severe abuse has also impeded simple every day tasks such as walking.



So pull up a wheely chair, grab a cuppa, put on your tin foil hat (if it makes you more comfortable), and share your stories of paranoia and psychological trauma as a result of this horrific disease.

Lets work together and help fight GLP addiction TODAY!!


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hello

my name is anonymous coward

i post about 25,000 times a day

but im not addicted

i dont have a problem
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You just blew my fucking mind...
The storm is closing in to begin again from the beginning. Never sitting through my waking life oblivious. The ignorance running rampant through the city is indicative of something worse; this picture isn't pretty.
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[link to www.youtube.com]

You just blew my fucking mind...
 Quoting: J3443-ONE


1rof1


kumar talking to george w bush


Kumar:wait... you smoke weed but you put people who smoke weed in jail? that makes you a hypocrite!!
gwb: do you like giving handjobs?
kumar: no

gwb: do you like getting handjobs?
kumar:yeah!!

gwb: that makes you a fucking hypocrite too, now lets smoke some of me fucking weed!!
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Step Four: Acknowledge the wisdom of the bullshit flag and what it represents.
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Step Four: Acknowledge the wisdom of the bullshit flag and what it represents.
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Hi 5!!

I used up all my wit about an hour ago.
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hello

my name is anonymous coward

i post about 25,000 times a day

but im not addicted

i dont have a problem
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lol4me Oh yes you do!!

YOU......... attn_whore
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Step One - We admitted we were powerless over DOOM, and that
our lives have become paranoiac.

Step Two - Came to believe in a Doom greater than all the
other dooms that will once and finally end all sanity.

Step Three - Made a decision to turn our worries and our
fears over to Godlikeproductions, as we misunderstand it.

Anyone want to take on the rest?
 Quoting: DrPostman

hf
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* * * and you who read these words of wit may eat these little balls of * * *
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Step5

Come to terms with the inevitability of someone finally getting a prediction smack on.
Cui Bono?
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Step5

Come to terms with the inevitability of someone finally getting a prediction smack on.
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scared
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I am angry. Angry that events have transpired that lead me to write this statement. The first thing I want to bring up is that GLP would convince others that pesky hoodwinkers and bullshit artists are the "chosen people" of prophecy.

GLP, already oppressive with its shallow stances, will perhaps be the ultimate exterminator of our human species -- if separate species we be -- for its reserve of unguessed horrors could never be borne by mortal brains if loosed upon the world. If you think that that's a frightening thought then consider that GLP ignores the most basic ground rule of debate. In case you're not familiar with it, that rule is: attack the idea, not the person.

Moving on, GLP has the nerve to call those of us who advance a clear, credible, and effective vision for dealing with our present dilemma and its most revolting manifestations "conspiracy theorists". No, we're "conspiracy revealers" because we reveal that we must understand that pernicious paranoiacs often prove their point by relying on untenable conjecture and unverifiable hearsay. And we must formulate that understanding into as clear and cogent a message as possible. Accordingly, the primary weapons of GLP's careless apostles are lies and deception. It will almost certainly tiptoe around that glaringly evident fact because if it didn't, you might come to realize that it makes a lot of exaggerated claims. All of these claims need to be scrutinized as carefully as a letter of recommendation from a job applicant's mother. Consider, for example, GLP's claim that it's okay for it to indulge its every whim and lust without regard for anyone else or for society as a whole. The fact of the matter is that its vicegerents often reverse the normal process of interpretation. That is, they value the unsaid over the said, the obscure over the clear.

We need to settle our disputes with rational discussion -- not by immoral huffing and puffing. To a lesser degree and on a smaller scale, there's something I've observed about GLP. Namely, it may not know how to spell "parasympathomimetic" but it decidedly knows how to drive us into a state of apoplexy. I've further observed that before GLP initiated a revisionism flap to help promote its dissolute views, people everywhere were expected to highlight all of the problems with its soporific, supercilious convictions.

Nowadays, it's the rare person indeed who realizes that I'm sure GLP modtards wouldn't want me to eavesdrop on its meetings. So why do they want to reduce religion to a consumer item in a spiritual supermarket? I'll tell you what I think the answer is. I can't prove it, but if I'm correct, events soon will prove me right. I think that in a tacit concession of defeat, it is now openly calling for the abridgment of various freedoms to accomplish coercively what its morally questionable grievances have failed at. When a mistake is made, the smart thing to do is to admit it and reverse course. That takes real courage. The way that GLP stubbornly refuses to own up to its mistakes serves only to convince me that it refers to a variety of things using the word "superincomprehensibleness".

Translating this bit of jargon into English isn't easy. Basically, GLP's saying that it has achieved sainthood, which we all know is patently absurd. At any rate, it says that no one is smart enough to see through its transparent lies. What balderdash! What impudence! What treachery!

GLP counts featherbrained underachievers as its friends. Unfortunately for it, these are hired friends, false friends, friends incapable of realizing for a moment that this serves as a reminder that GLP reminds me of the thief who cries "Stop, thief!" to distract attention from his thievery. Once we realize that, what do we do? The appropriate thing, in my judgment, is to end GLP's control over the minds and souls of countless people. I say that because if we're to effectively carry out our responsibilities and make a future for ourselves, we will first have to reveal some shocking facts about its taradiddles. If we were to let GLP get away with giving rise to power-hungry insurrectionists, that would be a gross miscarriage of justice. If GLP's associates had even an ounce of integrity they would convince the government to clamp down hard on GLP's expostulations. GLP's henchmen are not technically hypocritical social outcasts but rather psychotic, brusque publishers of hate literature. I profess that there is a small -- yet not entirely insignificant -- difference.

Without beating around the bush, I'll tell you now what I have concluded about GLP's drunken tirades. I've concluded that GLP has a talent for inventing fantasy worlds in which honesty and responsibility have no cash value and are therefore worthless. Then again, just because GLP is a prolific fantasy site doesn't mean that sin is good for the soul. It must be stated quite categorically that authority without wisdom is mere noise against the music of eternity and if you don't believe me then you should arraign GLP at the tribunal of public opinion. GLP sees itself as a postmodern equivalent of Marx's proletariat, revolutionizing the world by wresting it from its oppressors (viz., those who provide some balance to its one-sided newsgroup postings). It is grossly misleading merely to claim that GLP thinks that it never engages in stubborn, untrustworthy, or unbalanced politics. However, it has figuratively enclosed itself in a secure elitist ghetto.

For years I've been warning people that GLP plans to trade facts for fantasy, truth for myths, academics for collective socialization, and individual thinking for group manipulation. However, that's not my entire message; it's only a part of it. I also want you to know that GLP's ability to alter laws, language, and customs in the service of regulating social relations is astounding. The logical consequences of that are clear: There is one crucial fact that we must not overlook if we are to perceive our current situation as it is, rather than in the anamorphosis of some "ideology" such as unilateralism or blackguardism. Specifically, of all of GLP's exaggerations and incorrect comparisons, one in particular stands out: "GLP's perversions can give us deeper insights into the nature of reality." I don't know where it came up with this, but its statement is dead wrong.

It's possible that GLP doesn't realize this because it has been ingrained with so much of pauperism's propaganda. If that's the case, I recommend that we put to rest the animosities that have kept various groups of people from enjoying anything other than superficial unity. Ask GLP about any of its worshippers who fleece us, and the corrupt, unenlightened cadger will say, "I never meant they should go that far." Yeah, right. The truth is that GLP has been trying hard to protect what has become a lucrative racket for it. Unfortunately, that lucrative racket has a hard-to-overlook consequence: it will lower this country's moral tone and depreciate its commercial integrity when you least expect it.

While others have also published information about the worst sorts of petulant morons I've ever seen, GLP has certainly never given evidence of thinking extensively. Or at all, for that matter. GLP is like a giant octopus sprawling its slimy length over city, state, and nation. Like the octopus of real life, it operates under cover of self-created screen. GLP seizes in its long and powerful tentacles our executive officers, our legislative bodies, our schools, our courts, our newspapers, and every agency created for the public protection. GLP's mandarin prose has always appealed to the most cocky humanity-haters I've ever seen, and everyone with half a brain understands that. Everywhere it's gone, GLP has tried to present a false image to the world by hiding unpleasant but vitally important realities about its antics.

GLP really struck a nerve with me when it said that principles don't matter. That lie is a painful reminder that I do not propose a supernatural solution to the problems we're having with GLP. Instead, I propose a practical, realistic, down-to-earth approach that requires only that I comment on its perceptions.

If a cogent, logical argument entered GLP's brain, no doubt a concussion would result. You can sum up GLP's policies in one word: repulsive. By comparing today to even ten years ago and projecting the course we're on, I'd say we're in for an even more yellow-bellied, jackbooted, and brutal society, all thanks to GLP's ploys. GLP's ideologies are a logical absurdity, a series of deductions from a premise that has been denied. Speaking of absurdities, GLP addicts complain a lot. What's ironic, though, is that they haven't made even a single concrete suggestion for improvement or identified a single problem with the system as it exists today. angryface
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I see GLP people....
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I am angry. Angry that events have transpired that lead me to write this statement. The first thing I want to bring up is that GLP would convince others that pesky hoodwinkers and bullshit artists are the "chosen people" of prophecy.

GLP, already oppressive with its shallow stances, will perhaps be the ultimate exterminator of our human species -- if separate species we be -- for its reserve of unguessed horrors could never be borne by mortal brains if loosed upon the world. If you think that that's a frightening thought then consider that GLP ignores the most basic ground rule of debate. In case you're not familiar with it, that rule is: attack the idea, not the person.

Moving on, GLP has the nerve to call those of us who advance a clear, credible, and effective vision for dealing with our present dilemma and its most revolting manifestations "conspiracy theorists". No, we're "conspiracy revealers" because we reveal that we must understand that pernicious paranoiacs often prove their point by relying on untenable conjecture and unverifiable hearsay. And we must formulate that understanding into as clear and cogent a message as possible. Accordingly, the primary weapons of GLP's careless apostles are lies and deception. It will almost certainly tiptoe around that glaringly evident fact because if it didn't, you might come to realize that it makes a lot of exaggerated claims. All of these claims need to be scrutinized as carefully as a letter of recommendation from a job applicant's mother. Consider, for example, GLP's claim that it's okay for it to indulge its every whim and lust without regard for anyone else or for society as a whole. The fact of the matter is that its vicegerents often reverse the normal process of interpretation. That is, they value the unsaid over the said, the obscure over the clear.

We need to settle our disputes with rational discussion -- not by immoral huffing and puffing. To a lesser degree and on a smaller scale, there's something I've observed about GLP. Namely, it may not know how to spell "parasympathomimetic" but it decidedly knows how to drive us into a state of apoplexy. I've further observed that before GLP initiated a revisionism flap to help promote its dissolute views, people everywhere were expected to highlight all of the problems with its soporific, supercilious convictions.

Nowadays, it's the rare person indeed who realizes that I'm sure GLP modtards wouldn't want me to eavesdrop on its meetings. So why do they want to reduce religion to a consumer item in a spiritual supermarket? I'll tell you what I think the answer is. I can't prove it, but if I'm correct, events soon will prove me right. I think that in a tacit concession of defeat, it is now openly calling for the abridgment of various freedoms to accomplish coercively what its morally questionable grievances have failed at. When a mistake is made, the smart thing to do is to admit it and reverse course. That takes real courage. The way that GLP stubbornly refuses to own up to its mistakes serves only to convince me that it refers to a variety of things using the word "superincomprehensibleness".

Translating this bit of jargon into English isn't easy. Basically, GLP's saying that it has achieved sainthood, which we all know is patently absurd. At any rate, it says that no one is smart enough to see through its transparent lies. What balderdash! What impudence! What treachery!

GLP counts featherbrained underachievers as its friends. Unfortunately for it, these are hired friends, false friends, friends incapable of realizing for a moment that this serves as a reminder that GLP reminds me of the thief who cries "Stop, thief!" to distract attention from his thievery. Once we realize that, what do we do? The appropriate thing, in my judgment, is to end GLP's control over the minds and souls of countless people. I say that because if we're to effectively carry out our responsibilities and make a future for ourselves, we will first have to reveal some shocking facts about its taradiddles. If we were to let GLP get away with giving rise to power-hungry insurrectionists, that would be a gross miscarriage of justice. If GLP's associates had even an ounce of integrity they would convince the government to clamp down hard on GLP's expostulations. GLP's henchmen are not technically hypocritical social outcasts but rather psychotic, brusque publishers of hate literature. I profess that there is a small -- yet not entirely insignificant -- difference.

Without beating around the bush, I'll tell you now what I have concluded about GLP's drunken tirades. I've concluded that GLP has a talent for inventing fantasy worlds in which honesty and responsibility have no cash value and are therefore worthless. Then again, just because GLP is a prolific fantasy site doesn't mean that sin is good for the soul. It must be stated quite categorically that authority without wisdom is mere noise against the music of eternity and if you don't believe me then you should arraign GLP at the tribunal of public opinion. GLP sees itself as a postmodern equivalent of Marx's proletariat, revolutionizing the world by wresting it from its oppressors (viz., those who provide some balance to its one-sided newsgroup postings). It is grossly misleading merely to claim that GLP thinks that it never engages in stubborn, untrustworthy, or unbalanced politics. However, it has figuratively enclosed itself in a secure elitist ghetto.

For years I've been warning people that GLP plans to trade facts for fantasy, truth for myths, academics for collective socialization, and individual thinking for group manipulation. However, that's not my entire message; it's only a part of it. I also want you to know that GLP's ability to alter laws, language, and customs in the service of regulating social relations is astounding. The logical consequences of that are clear: There is one crucial fact that we must not overlook if we are to perceive our current situation as it is, rather than in the anamorphosis of some "ideology" such as unilateralism or blackguardism. Specifically, of all of GLP's exaggerations and incorrect comparisons, one in particular stands out: "GLP's perversions can give us deeper insights into the nature of reality." I don't know where it came up with this, but its statement is dead wrong.

It's possible that GLP doesn't realize this because it has been ingrained with so much of pauperism's propaganda. If that's the case, I recommend that we put to rest the animosities that have kept various groups of people from enjoying anything other than superficial unity. Ask GLP about any of its worshippers who fleece us, and the corrupt, unenlightened cadger will say, "I never meant they should go that far." Yeah, right. The truth is that GLP has been trying hard to protect what has become a lucrative racket for it. Unfortunately, that lucrative racket has a hard-to-overlook consequence: it will lower this country's moral tone and depreciate its commercial integrity when you least expect it.

While others have also published information about the worst sorts of petulant morons I've ever seen, GLP has certainly never given evidence of thinking extensively. Or at all, for that matter. GLP is like a giant octopus sprawling its slimy length over city, state, and nation. Like the octopus of real life, it operates under cover of self-created screen. GLP seizes in its long and powerful tentacles our executive officers, our legislative bodies, our schools, our courts, our newspapers, and every agency created for the public protection. GLP's mandarin prose has always appealed to the most cocky humanity-haters I've ever seen, and everyone with half a brain understands that. Everywhere it's gone, GLP has tried to present a false image to the world by hiding unpleasant but vitally important realities about its antics.

GLP really struck a nerve with me when it said that principles don't matter. That lie is a painful reminder that I do not propose a supernatural solution to the problems we're having with GLP. Instead, I propose a practical, realistic, down-to-earth approach that requires only that I comment on its perceptions.

If a cogent, logical argument entered GLP's brain, no doubt a concussion would result. You can sum up GLP's policies in one word: repulsive. By comparing today to even ten years ago and projecting the course we're on, I'd say we're in for an even more yellow-bellied, jackbooted, and brutal society, all thanks to GLP's ploys. GLP's ideologies are a logical absurdity, a series of deductions from a premise that has been denied. Speaking of absurdities, GLP addicts complain a lot. What's ironic, though, is that they haven't made even a single concrete suggestion for improvement or identified a single problem with the system as it exists today. angryface
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Ahem!

Step Five: Realizing that your rant will be read by not a single soul that is worth more than dog shit.
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realising you've just posted an angry long winded rant that probably no-one will read in its entirety is where the healing starts
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You just blew my fucking mind...
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What movie is this from??
anything after 'but' is bullshit!

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Step One - We admitted we were powerless over DOOM, and that
our lives have become paranoiac.

Step Two - Came to believe in a Doom greater than all the
other dooms that will once and finally end all sanity.

Step Three - Made a decision to turn our worries and our
fears over to Godlikeproductions, as we misunderstand it.

 Quoting: DrPostman

Step Four - Realise that aforementioned Doom failed to materialised, swear and curse at OP, hoist B.S. flag, look for *NEW* doom

Step Five - Stay up late after work monitoring world events and posting mindless gibberish on random threads and laughing at some of the totally way-out ridiculous drug-induced fantasy's that people post as a joke, stop laughing when you realise that they were actually NOT joking..(tired and cranky the following morning)

Step Six - Scheduled regular weekly minor crisis interlude related to war/rumour of war/dodgy military-related drama, hopes re-kindled for WW3. THIS IS IT! THE END IS NIGH! And so it begins..(Check GLP for updates every few hours, immediately blow all expendable income on munitions, tin-foil and alphabet-soup and prepare for anarchy, Threads go ballistic for several days).

Step Seven - GLP effect auto-enacted, resulting in Crisis narrowly averted, nothing eventuates, zetas right again...

Step Eight - Swear and curse at O.P., hoist B.S. flag, look for *NEW* doom..

Step Nine - *Repeat as desired
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I am angry. Angry that events have transpired that lead me to write this statement.

******** whole lot of other stuff ********

that has been denied. Speaking of absurdities, GLP addicts complain a lot. What's ironic, though, is that they haven't made even a single concrete suggestion for improvement or identified a single problem with the system as it exists today. angryface
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Dude......Chill!
"Anger is a wind that blows out the lamp of your mind"
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Step One - We admitted we were powerless over DOOM, and that
our lives have become paranoiac.

Step Two - Came to believe in a Doom greater than all the
other dooms that will once and finally end all sanity.

Step Three - Made a decision to turn our worries and our
fears over to Godlikeproductions, as we misunderstand it.


Step Four - Realise that aforementioned Doom failed to materialised, swear and curse at OP, hoist B.S. flag, look for *NEW* doom

Step Five - Stay up late after work monitoring world events and posting mindless gibberish on random threads and laughing at some of the totally way-out ridiculous drug-induced fantasy's that people post as a joke, stop laughing when you realise that they were actually NOT joking..(tired and cranky the following morning)

Step Six - Scheduled regular weekly minor crisis interlude related to war/rumour of war/dodgy military-related drama, hopes re-kindled for WW3. THIS IS IT! THE END IS NIGH! And so it begins..(Check GLP for updates every few hours, immediately blow all expendable income on munitions, tin-foil and alphabet-soup and prepare for anarchy, Threads go ballistic for several days).

Step Seven - GLP effect auto-enacted, resulting in Crisis narrowly averted, nothing eventuates, zetas right again...

Step Eight - Swear and curse at O.P., hoist B.S. flag, look for *NEW* doom..

Step Nine - *Repeat as desired
 Quoting: Smerk



Step Ten - Unknown. Everybody is waiting for the next shoe to drop...


damned
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******** whole lot of other stuff ********

 Quoting: Prof_Rabbit


Big_smile Thanks Prof_Rabbit for summarizing that for us.

I guess the OP just ran out of his prescription pills today.... HPs
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Thank you glp for adding to my addictions. I now must have coffee, cigarettes and glp in the morning.
I realize I am addicted but as with my other crutches I say you only live once and you could go at any time. (this idea is supported everyday here on glp.)
So thank you glp.
as for the rant above-I only got 1/2 way through because it's too early for that kind of deep thought.
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Oh Ahem..the rant may have been long and wordy, but trust me it was read and understood.

Truth is truth and GLP can't alter that fact.

So I like others may continue doggedly plowing though the GLP muck and mire searching for the rare nuggets of unvieled truth and real wisdom that is not often found else where.
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God grant me the serenity to put up with the small minded 'tards who will never change;
the courage to out flame those who will;
and the wisdom to know the difference.
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God grant me the serenity to put up with the small minded 'tards who will never change;
the courage to out flame those who will;
and the wisdom to know the difference.
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Amen.......Ho tep
Cui Bono?
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What movie is this from??
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Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay

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That rant was way too long.
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08/14/2008 09:33 AM
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Independent research indicates that 1 out of every 80 persons suffers from GLP addiction. These studies also show a direct link between frequent GLP forum activity and an increase in sales of tin foil.


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08/14/2008 09:41 AM
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am angry. Angry that events have transpired that lead me to write this statement. The first thing I want to bring up is that GLP would convince others that pesky hoodwinkers and bullshit artists are the "chosen people" of prophecy.

GLP, already oppressive with its shallow stances, will perhaps be the ultimate exterminator of our human species -- if separate species we be -- for its reserve of unguessed horrors could never be borne by mortal brains if loosed upon the world. If you think that that's a frightening thought then consider that GLP ignores the most basic ground rule of debate. In case you're not familiar with it, that rule is: attack the idea, not the person.

Moving on, GLP has the nerve to call those of us who advance a clear, credible, and effective vision for dealing with our present dilemma and its most revolting manifestations "conspiracy theorists". No, we're "conspiracy revealers" because we reveal that we must understand that pernicious paranoiacs often prove their point by relying on untenable conjecture and unverifiable hearsay. And we must formulate that understanding into as clear and cogent a message as possible. Accordingly, the primary weapons of GLP's careless apostles are lies and deception. It will almost certainly tiptoe around that glaringly evident fact because if it didn't, you might come to realize that it makes a lot of exaggerated claims. All of these claims need to be scrutinized as carefully as a letter of recommendation from a job applicant's mother. Consider, for example, GLP's claim that it's okay for it to indulge its every whim and lust without regard for anyone else or for society as a whole. The fact of the matter is that its vicegerents often reverse the normal process of interpretation. That is, they value the unsaid over the said, the obscure over the clear.

We need to settle our disputes with rational discussion -- not by immoral huffing and puffing. To a lesser degree and on a smaller scale, there's something I've observed about GLP. Namely, it may not know how to spell "parasympathomimetic" but it decidedly knows how to drive us into a state of apoplexy. I've further observed that before GLP initiated a revisionism flap to help promote its dissolute views, people everywhere were expected to highlight all of the problems with its soporific, supercilious convictions.

Nowadays, it's the rare person indeed who realizes that I'm sure GLP modtards wouldn't want me to eavesdrop on its meetings. So why do they want to reduce religion to a consumer item in a spiritual supermarket? I'll tell you what I think the answer is. I can't prove it, but if I'm correct, events soon will prove me right. I think that in a tacit concession of defeat, it is now openly calling for the abridgment of various freedoms to accomplish coercively what its morally questionable grievances have failed at. When a mistake is made, the smart thing to do is to admit it and reverse course. That takes real courage. The way that GLP stubbornly refuses to own up to its mistakes serves only to convince me that it refers to a variety of things using the word "superincomprehensibleness".

Translating this bit of jargon into English isn't easy. Basically, GLP's saying that it has achieved sainthood, which we all know is patently absurd. At any rate, it says that no one is smart enough to see through its transparent lies. What balderdash! What impudence! What treachery!

GLP counts featherbrained underachievers as its friends. Unfortunately for it, these are hired friends, false friends, friends incapable of realizing for a moment that this serves as a reminder that GLP reminds me of the thief who cries "Stop, thief!" to distract attention from his thievery. Once we realize that, what do we do? The appropriate thing, in my judgment, is to end GLP's control over the minds and souls of countless people. I say that because if we're to effectively carry out our responsibilities and make a future for ourselves, we will first have to reveal some shocking facts about its taradiddles. If we were to let GLP get away with giving rise to power-hungry insurrectionists, that would be a gross miscarriage of justice. If GLP's associates had even an ounce of integrity they would convince the government to clamp down hard on GLP's expostulations. GLP's henchmen are not technically hypocritical social outcasts but rather psychotic, brusque publishers of hate literature. I profess that there is a small -- yet not entirely insignificant -- difference.

Without beating around the bush, I'll tell you now what I have concluded about GLP's drunken tirades. I've concluded that GLP has a talent for inventing fantasy worlds in which honesty and responsibility have no cash value and are therefore worthless. Then again, just because GLP is a prolific fantasy site doesn't mean that sin is good for the soul. It must be stated quite categorically that authority without wisdom is mere noise against the music of eternity and if you don't believe me then you should arraign GLP at the tribunal of public opinion. GLP sees itself as a postmodern equivalent of Marx's proletariat, revolutionizing the world by wresting it from its oppressors (viz., those who provide some balance to its one-sided newsgroup postings). It is grossly misleading merely to claim that GLP thinks that it never engages in stubborn, untrustworthy, or unbalanced politics. However, it has figuratively enclosed itself in a secure elitist ghetto.

For years I've been warning people that GLP plans to trade facts for fantasy, truth for myths, academics for collective socialization, and individual thinking for group manipulation. However, that's not my entire message; it's only a part of it. I also want you to know that GLP's ability to alter laws, language, and customs in the service of regulating social relations is astounding. The logical consequences of that are clear: There is one crucial fact that we must not overlook if we are to perceive our current situation as it is, rather than in the anamorphosis of some "ideology" such as unilateralism or blackguardism. Specifically, of all of GLP's exaggerations and incorrect comparisons, one in particular stands out: "GLP's perversions can give us deeper insights into the nature of reality." I don't know where it came up with this, but its statement is dead wrong.

It's possible that GLP doesn't realize this because it has been ingrained with so much of pauperism's propaganda. If that's the case, I recommend that we put to rest the animosities that have kept various groups of people from enjoying anything other than superficial unity. Ask GLP about any of its worshippers who fleece us, and the corrupt, unenlightened cadger will say, "I never meant they should go that far." Yeah, right. The truth is that GLP has been trying hard to protect what has become a lucrative racket for it. Unfortunately, that lucrative racket has a hard-to-overlook consequence: it will lower this country's moral tone and depreciate its commercial integrity when you least expect it.

While others have also published information about the worst sorts of petulant morons I've ever seen, GLP has certainly never given evidence of thinking extensively. Or at all, for that matter. GLP is like a giant octopus sprawling its slimy length over city, state, and nation. Like the octopus of real life, it operates under cover of self-created screen. GLP seizes in its long and powerful tentacles our executive officers, our legislative bodies, our schools, our courts, our newspapers, and every agency created for the public protection. GLP's mandarin prose has always appealed to the most cocky humanity-haters I've ever seen, and everyone with half a brain understands that. Everywhere it's gone, GLP has tried to present a false image to the world by hiding unpleasant but vitally important realities about its antics.

GLP really struck a nerve with me when it said that principles don't matter. That lie is a painful reminder that I do not propose a supernatural solution to the problems we're having with GLP. Instead, I propose a practical, realistic, down-to-earth approach that requires only that I comment on its perceptions.

If a cogent, logical argument entered GLP's brain, no doubt a concussion would result. You can sum up GLP's policies in one word: repulsive. By comparing today to even ten years ago and projecting the course we're on, I'd say we're in for an even more yellow-bellied, jackbooted, and brutal society, all thanks to GLP's ploys. GLP's ideologies are a logical absurdity, a series of deductions from a premise that has been denied. Speaking of absurdities, GLP addicts complain a lot. What's ironic, though, is that they haven't made even a single concrete suggestion for improvement or identified a single problem with the system

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Lighten up, dude! Don't take life so seriously when you show up here. Entertainment only, lunatic fringe, role playing and so forth, read the disclaimer at the bottom...if you still feel like you describe head down to the "Sweetness and Light" forum around the corner from here, where they are "nicey-nice" to each other and they wouldn't type shit if they had a mouthful tomato
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Lighten up, dude! Don't take life so seriously when you show up here. Entertainment only, lunatic fringe, role playing and so forth, read the disclaimer at the bottom...if you still feel like you describe head down to the "Sweetness and Light" forum around the corner from here, where they are "nicey-nice" to each other and they wouldn't type shit if they had a mouthful tomato
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Did you have to quote the kilometric post, just to reply with 7 lines which basically said the same as your first three words: "Lighten up, dude!"?.

Postitis Chronic is an undeniable symptom of GLPAA.
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lunatic fringe yes!

Entertainment only? that is debatable!!

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