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was my Grandfather a time traveler ? did he know jhon titor ?
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antwan
User ID: 484058
8/17/2008 4:56 PM
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A few days ago my Grandfather died of a heart attack. Ok, sad yea, quite mundane in fact, but what he left behind is incredibly odd. i think he knew jhon titor ! as he mentioned a john .T from another timeline once
He left behind a key to his old small chest, which he gave to my family during the days before he died in the hospital. The chest, as he said, was very important. he never said what, but I figured it was a ring, or money, or some antique.
Then my mother said I could keep it, and that it probably wasn't that important.
When I opened it, It was a book. When I first read it, I though it was a prank. My Grandfather did a few pranks in his day, so I assumed he'd want to go out with one too. It said "manual" and then there was a logo, and then some "Standard Issue" notice. I figured maybe something from the space race. But when I opened it, it started explaining theories about time travel and how to do it.
This was too complex to be a prank, or at least I think. I'm no expert on space time sciences or physics, so I can't tell if this is grade A bullcrap or Einstein's personal log. So I scanned some of the images, its about 125 pages long
Most interesting is a piece of paper folded inside of it, seemingly picturing a time traveling device, and the bending of space.
to read his manual go here
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An Ominous Coward (Howard)
User ID: 484079
8/17/2008 6:11 PM
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was there any formulae involved.
i read through all of that and it looks like it could go two ways: 1 being it's a fictional, yet interesting, work 2 it is genuine as what it is claiming to be.
number 2 would rely on the existence of formulae, etc
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as soon as you even go near these things your ego knows what it is.. its all like "what ya gonna do with that?" "Hope you not gonna take it" "cause i will throw myself down on the floor and scratch, claw and bite and tantrum" - Kyuubi
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 428491
8/17/2008 6:16 PM | | Re: was my Grandfather a time traveler ? did he know jhon titor ? | Quote |
Soooo... did they finally shut you down on the other forums as a hoaxer, with the childlike scribble of the "president" and the "burn the edges of the pages to make them look old" (since you don't know what old books really look like) and fake type? And let's not forget that any manual put out was checked for spelling and grammar before being published.
Unlike that lil' hoax.
So ya get shot down and you're trying it elsewhere? Apparently you forgot to find out how easy it is to google for these things. |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 481674
8/17/2008 6:38 PM | | Re: was my Grandfather a time traveler ? did he know jhon titor ? | Quote |
Wow...it's like I can smell the crap through my computer. My gramps left me money when he died...I think you got the shit end of the stick since yours clearly left you delusions of grandeur. Stop watching Stargate Atlantis, maybe talk to a real girl too. |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 324300
8/17/2008 6:54 PM | | Re: was my Grandfather a time traveler ? did he know jhon titor ? | Quote |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 486557
8/17/2008 6:58 PM | | Re: was my Grandfather a time traveler ? did he know jhon titor ? | Quote |
Are you the same person that did this a few years ago? |
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Kanigo2
User ID: 442313
8/17/2008 7:01 PM | | Re: was my Grandfather a time traveler ? did he know jhon titor ? | Quote |
Read- Dismissed - and Ridiculed..
Next..
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 461504
8/17/2008 7:08 PM | | Re: was my Grandfather a time traveler ? did he know jhon titor ? | Quote |
Why would he type (print actually) this stuff with modern equipment then smuge it all up to make it look old?
On your next hoax go to a yard sale and buy an old typwriter.
---> Then tie it to your ankle and take up swimming. |
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Goldfish
User ID: 484523
8/17/2008 7:55 PM | | Re: was my Grandfather a time traveler ? did he know jhon titor ? | Quote |
Wow...it's like I can smell the crap through my computer. My gramps left me money when he died...I think you got the shit end of the stick since yours clearly left you delusions of grandeur. Stop watching Stargate Atlantis, maybe talk to a real girl too. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 481674
I honestly seriously laughed out loud at this! Still giggling! Fantastic.
The hoax thing- I don't get the psychology of it. I mean intellectually of course I understand it... I don't feel it, what would make someone do it? *sigh*
DOH! |
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Asan
User ID: 75343
8/17/2008 9:18 PM | | Re: was my Grandfather a time traveler ? did he know jhon titor ? | Quote |
OP
did you scan all the pages?
or just some of them?
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Exxile
User ID: 489895
8/23/2008 5:21 PM | | Re: was my Grandfather a time traveler ? did he know jhon titor ? | Quote |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 489856
8/23/2008 5:27 PM | | Re: was my Grandfather a time traveler ? did he know jhon titor ? | Quote |
oh, this is the real deal. |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 342045
8/23/2008 5:45 PM | | Re: was my Grandfather a time traveler ? did he know jhon titor ? | Quote |
my grandfather was a skilled laborer dedicated worker went to work one morning set his tools on his bench fell over and died - partied and drank alot with his 3 kids/families at least 20X per year - wonder memories of him even tho i wuz only 6 when he rolled over
god bless him still
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Magnum PI
User ID: 458268
8/23/2008 6:02 PM | | Re: was my Grandfather a time traveler ? did he know jhon titor ? | Quote |
you posted this same story on abovetopsecret. this is a fake.... |
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antwan
User ID: 484058
8/26/2008 12:57 PM
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its fake because its posted there to ??????? |
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Asan
User ID: 75343
8/28/2008 12:15 AM | | Re: was my Grandfather a time traveler ? did he know jhon titor ? | Quote |
it was legit...
Post more...info. |
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antwan
User ID: 492035
9/2/2008 4:50 PM
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hers a clue : im a norwegian politician |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 496688
9/3/2008 9:45 PM | | Re: was my Grandfather a time traveler ? did he know jhon titor ? | Quote |
hers a clue : im a norwegian politician Quoting: antwan
Did you meet with Benazir Bhutto? |
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antwan
User ID: 492035
9/4/2008 4:01 PM
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yes i did
i warned her of what was to come .
in this timeline she was not to die . |
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antwan
User ID: 492035
9/4/2008 4:24 PM
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well good luck in 2012 ppl you need it
i have a confession to make
this is me
with peace prize winner mohammad younus
[ link to i273.photobucket.com]
me again with the Illuminati primeminister of norway
[ link to i273.photobucket.com]
me with illuminati member and fremason knutt vollebekk
Knut Vollebæk is a Norwegian diplomat and centrist politician He was the Foreign minister of Norway from 1997 to 2000 and Chairman-in-Office of the OSCE in 1999. He was appointed ambassador to the United States in 2001
[ link to i273.photobucket.com]
now me is out of here
lol
You get around! |
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antwan
User ID: 492035
9/4/2008 4:30 PM
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good luck in 2012 ppl you need it
se ya on the other side or shall i say
(underground )
Hehehehhehehheh |
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Kanigo2
User ID: 442313
9/4/2008 4:31 PM | | Re: was my Grandfather a time traveler ? did he know jhon titor ? | Quote |
Antwan...
sad to see ya go.
any last words?
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antwan
User ID: 492035
9/4/2008 4:44 PM
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the thing was that i was never a part of this earth or timeline .
i was just integrated into it because i had no more portals left to jump ..so i became a part of your earth .
now that im leaving soon
i would say that the plans for 2012 are real so better prepare your selfs
go to norway before it happens
as i say they all know it ...but you guys are out of the loop
the G in the mason symbol is for the gate they know they are gonna go into ...the only one gate that is there in norway ....they all gonna leave you guys behind .
i gave many hints on who i was on GLP nobody did listen to me .
so me outa here for good now .
have fun out there ppl ....or should i say mad max films times soon to come for you guys .
nice to se ya again kanigo :)
dan burish was so right he told you all to belive in the time line saga of his
and i told him bhutto would die i even warned her on my dinner with her , but she did not listen
so she died
[link to i273.photobucket.com]
peace bro |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 409668
9/29/2008 4:25 AM | | Re: was my Grandfather a time traveler ? did he know jhon titor ? | Quote |
At the very least an "A" for effort here. |
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VenusFreakin
User ID: 510350
9/29/2008 4:54 AM | | Re: was my Grandfather a time traveler ? did he know jhon titor ? | Quote |
I just want to know, why are you here? What is your mission and do you ever think there are others far further in your future who have come here? |
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vet ikke
User ID: 477041
9/29/2008 5:09 AM
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hallo antwan..
vetikke@live.se |
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kjbaran
User ID: 632191
3/10/2009 8:52 PM | | Re: was my Grandfather a time traveler ? did he know jhon titor ? | Quote |
the thing was that i was never a part of this earth or timeline .
i was just integrated into it because i had no more portals left to jump ..so i became a part of your earth .
now that im leaving soon
i would say that the plans for 2012 are real so better prepare your selfs
go to norway before it happens
as i say they all know it ...but you guys are out of the loop
the G in the mason symbol is for the gate they know they are gonna go into ...the only one gate that is there in norway ....they all gonna leave you guys behind .
i gave many hints on who i was on GLP nobody did listen to me .
so me outa here for good now .
have fun out there ppl ....or should i say mad max films times soon to come for you guys .
nice to se ya again kanigo :)
dan burish was so right he told you all to belive in the time line saga of his
and i told him bhutto would die i even warned her on my dinner with her , but she did not listen
so she died
If you are who you say you are, why are you trying to convince people that you're real? You know what you are so let it be just that.
[ link to i273.photobucket.com]
peace bro |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 606127
3/10/2009 8:57 PM | | Re: was my Grandfather a time traveler ? did he know jhon titor ? | Quote |
You utter nonce.
Please do as you promise and fuck right off away from here and never return. |
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Kanigo2
User ID: 442313
3/10/2009 9:00 PM | | Re: was my Grandfather a time traveler ? did he know jhon titor ? | Quote |
You utter nonce.
Please do as you promise and fuck right off away from here and never return. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 606127
Dont talk to antwan like that, unless you have some nonsense to back it.
This is an OLD thread, pulled up from the depths of time.
Antwan has spent the time, and energy to resolve this "circumstance"
Over MANY threads, and a number of forums.
Antwan can say Anything, he wants.
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